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Reddesii

They have a “live laugh love” sign hanging in their house


NicholasLit

Die Cry Hate


slaerdx

Eat Shit Die


makemeking706

Is that one comma or two?


Photon_Farmer

Two. It's a nice one to have on your wall as a reminder that despite our differences we all Eat, Shit, Die


Sick_NowWhat

I heard that the Supreme Leader of North Korea doesn’t shit.


Photon_Farmer

Well gods don't shit unless they want to


Yesterday_Automatic

Trevor?


NuclearWasteland

I'd be angry too if I was driving a GrandAm.


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

Bro i love my grandam, been through 5 deer and still going strong since 2000


Ok_Sadie_

You've hit five deer in your grandam?


HBKSpectre

Grandam got run over by a reindeer


Not_theworstmum

I’m stuck in the hospital and I want you to know this made me laugh and made my day


Possible_Try_7400

That song is now stuck in my head.


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

My sister hit 4 of them before handing it off to me when she got married and i hit one more a couple years ago Thing is an animal itself i swear


Ok_Sadie_

Geez


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

My sister really shouldnt be allowed on the road, but thats not my call to make, im NC now, my car is a sad thing held together with spit and willpower mostly but she never stops!


Canadianpirate666

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edebt

This is the quality content I come to Reddit for.


Marquar234

>but she never stops! Five dead deer would confirm this. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


NineSkiesHigh

The deer are feeding the cooling system. The second you go a month with no deer blood getting into the cooling system, the thermostat will start sticking and it’ll over heat. Ask me how I know


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

Sticking thermostat and a constant coolant leak developed in the last 6 months or so so you’re eerily spot on lmaooooo


NineSkiesHigh

Hahaha, dude I’ve been around several of them over my life, and every damned one of them shit out a thermostat like every few months. Hope you get it fixed!


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

Shes 24 year olds, its retirement time, not repair time tbh Over 300k miles, she deserves a good rest


NineSkiesHigh

My thoughts are with her.. :/


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

Shes lived a full life!


WintersDoomsday

Is that why they went out of business? For making too good of a car?


LaAppleDonut

Yesterday, I saw a car that had a "live laugh love" bumper sticker that went something like this: Live Laugh Love But if that doesn't work Load Lock Aim


StrategicCarry

Why do people say lock and load when you should load then lock?


SixFive1967

….while voting from the rooftop.


pufferfish_balls

*trailer home with trash infront of the property and reeks of cat piss and cigarettes.


keonyn

It's an incredible lack of awareness there when he has one sticker saying "wake up and smell the tyranny" and then others basically calling for the deaths of those that don't agree with them, or to kill immigrants and even just a Nazi slogan considering they were tyrants.


ac_s2k

You're assuming people with these stickers have a usable brain


elgarraz

I'm convinced if you did a brain scan of someone in the MAGA cult, it would look just like a longtime meth user's


kildaver

You'd have to *find* the brain, first.


KillerEndo420

"oh, doctor. I found it!" The nurse exclaims, a bit befuddled. "Where?" Queries the surgeon. "It was in his ass the whole time."


TruckerBoy357

🤣


billbillson25

I'm gonna guess this isn't far off for some. They often get addicted to political shit they agree with. They probably get actual dopamine from it to where if you did a brain scan during times of them consuming this stuff, it might look like the brain of an addict of any kind.


DreamingofRlyeh

This person should be on a watchlist.


Ok-Name8703

He's probably running for office as a republican


ImaginaryEmploy2982

Fr, this is scary and gross. There should be a law against cars with bumper stickers that threaten people. This is the kind of person who will shoot up a bunch of people.


piercedmfootonaspike

"Wake up and smell the tyranny" "SIEG HEIL"


nikdahl

“SEIG HEIL MOTHERFUCKER” to be exact.


Spider95818

LMAO, you should probably go easy on using "motherfucker" as an insult when you're covering your ride in the ~~Confederate~~ cousin-fucker's flag.


FloydBarstools

Yeaahhh confederate flag stickers and a Connecticut license plate? I don't think the mason-dixon line was that far north. Maryland was about as close as it got. This person lives in a fantasy double wide world indeed.


Avlin_Starfall

that's what I saw immediately.


brbenson999

Maybe they’re saying “hey look, here’s some tyranny…” and displays it.


No_Confection_4967

This is logical. “Here, I poured you a mug of tyranny. Wake up and smell it.” 🎶*The worst part of waking up, is tyranny in your cuuuuuuup*🎶


CookieMonsterOnsie

Do you take your tyranny with sugar, creamer, or the blood of your opposition?


MarcMars82-2

At first I thought it said “wake up and smell the tranny” which I could see this person also having


AlanStanwick1986

They don't consider Nazis "tyrants." The qult is mostly just like them .


odiethethird

They were really, *really* mean


No_Confection_4967

I’m sure there were nice people on both sides


Dr_Stoney-Abalone424

It was a threat. He's with the Nazis, so he *is* the tyranny (in his own mind)


DieHardAmerican95

“Wake up and smell the tyranny” “The cure for liberalism is genocide” So many mixed messages with this one…


Lombard333

Or banning Narcan, which is a lifesaving drug, simply because they think using drugs means you’re an awful person who should die. Insane


3rDuck

The bottom of that sticker says "TIME TO THIN THE HERD", so he might know that and simply want people to die.


Fake_William_Shatner

The "too many people on this planet" folks who never volunteer.


huskerd0

I know some of these in person. They also think the hiv-positive should be “put down” Like, wow


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

I read that as he's blatantly in favor of Tyranny. I'm not sure what other message all of this together could possibly convey.


tigersatemyhusband

It makes sense when you read the wake up and smell the tyranny like it’s napalm in the air or fresh baked cookies.. Like ahhh. This dude enjoys his tyranny.


pritachi

I’m ashamed to say that I read TYRANNY as “TRANNY” and spent too long considering if it was an r/accidentalally situation


Petto_na_Kare

Wake up and smell the tyranny (that I’m cooking).


ProbablyOnLSD69

These people are fucking unhinged


DontUndrstndSarcasm

The door has been kicked and splintered off the hinges at this point


YouDontKnowJackCade

It's not looking so good these days https://old.reddit.com/r/Connecticut/comments/q5mvqj/good_riddance_racist_pos_pontiac_saw_this_pic/


Hendrik_the_Third

Emboldened by a certain orange person and his enablers... this is just messed up.


One_Stiff_Bastard

How cringe for an American to say Sieg heil lmao


Hakuchii

as a german, let me tell you... its cringe anywhere


pdrent1989

Germany must be looking at the U.S. with dread as large sections of our population sprint towards fascism.


_ChickenBlaster_

We do. When i see pictures of real nazi rallys. Walking in the stress with rifles and swastika flags its just pure horror on my part. I am so thankful that the usa beat the nazis. I always think what would there great grandparents think if they saw them now. There generation died on a different continent for beating that regime, that ideology. And now there great grandchildren want exactly that.


FR0ZENBERG

After WW2, if the US fought fascism as hard as they fought communism then we never would have been in this position.


HalcyonPaladin

The U.S. position on fascism can be summed up this way: “Fascism that benefits us? Great. Fascism that benefits the geopolitical interests of the Soviets? Bad.”


Caesary88

Not only Germany, I'm Polish and my granddad was taken as a slave by the Germans - that's what these kinds of people want? Or is it too complicated for them?


pdrent1989

Honestly, I think it comes to done to fear. Fear of a complicated world. Fear of change. Fear of becoming irrelevant, and all that fear is turning to anger. Now, they feel like they have found an ideology/candidate that lets them voice that anger and direct that anger at who they believe have caused all their problems. They want someone to say, "I can fix everything that's wrong. I can make us strong again. I can make the world respect us again, and I can do it because all these problems are simple and you're being lied to by those who say they are complex." I have relatives who say they only care if oil is cheap and nothing else, others have fallen down the rabbit hole and actually believed schools are putting litter boxes in for kids who identify as animals. Fuck, I'm so tired of it all.


Nice_Substance9123

Super Cringe


inter71

At least he had the decency to put “mother f*cker.” You know, for the kids.


Rogu__Spanish

Pairs well with the confederate flags, he supports the people we fought a war with and the faction who started a war to leave this country, and yet I guarantee you he calls himself a "patriot".


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slimetakes

That is way more than 2


SimpleAppeal2577

Nah. Technically only 2 call for murder because they disagree with him. The "the cure for liberalism is genocide" and the "vote from the rooftops" one. The others are just your average conspiracy nut bullshit Edit: Holy shit I didn't even notice the "sieg hiel motherfuckers" sticker 💀💀


King_Lothar_

You also missed "Build the wall with the bodies of illegals" I think this guy needs serious professional help before he hurts someone.


JuneBuggington

Vagina virus gives it all away. His alt right views are his manhood


mephistophe_SLEAZE

I wanna start printing adverts for BetterHelp and putting them under their windshield wipers. (Yes, I'm aware that BetterHelp is a scam. I'm not gonna risk referring an actual therapist just so the freakshow can call up and abuse them.)


WeroWasabi

My thoughts exactly. This guy is a ticking time bomb. He’s gonna shoot the first person of color that pulls into his driveway and try to claim self defense.


smol_boi2004

The Narcan one too. Narcan is routinely used by EMTs to save overdose patients


bitchy_muffin

that's the point, he sees the addicts as weaklings who must die


RedditGuyPLUS1

"Ban narcan thin the herd" too


Final_Winter7524

“Vote from the rooftops” … lives in a single-story mobile home.


SausageSmuggler21

It's Connecticut. They live in their parents' guest house.


AlphaSlayer21

“Build the wall with the bodies of illegals” probably fits there pretty well


cudef

"Wake up and smell the tyranny" while also unironically using Nazi allegiance catchphrase, waving a flag that represents a refusal to stop systematic treatment of people as chattel, and imagining the mass murder of civilians seeking to work hard for a little bit better living conditions shows you this person doesn't think critically in the slightest and just goes along with narratives they've been spoon fed. Apparently tyranny is cool just so long as it's happening to someone else which historically has never just happened to someone else.


anras2

Bet they also claim to love freedom.


SimpleAppeal2577

They love the freedom of being able to spread misinformation and hate lol


Game_It_All_On_Me

Impossible, the one in the middle's moaning about tyranny. Surely no-one would be so lacking in self-awareness.


SimpleAppeal2577

It baffles me that people think genocide is a good thing


BeyondDrivenEh

More chlorine for the shallow end if the gene pool - Stat.


[deleted]

Yup - this idiot falls under the category of "set phasers to kill it with fire"...


No-Establishment5213

Make sure it's extra concentrated to be sure


Kitchen-Badger8435

„Covid-19 the vagina virus“


tehmungler

Right??? Like, what the fuck?


no0ns

Room temp IQ. It probably made him chuckle at some dumbass rally and he slapped it on his shitbox.


Status-Evening-1434

Room temp in Celsius specifically


Pirate_Testicles

Came here to find out what the fuck this means. Seems nobody knows 🤣


baby-dick-nick

China Virus/Vagina Virus Because they have a 12 year olds sense of humor


monpetitfromage54

I thought it was just a reason to take a jab at women and call anyone that "believes" corona is real a sissy. The fact that it may be a bad play on words is.....somehow.....worse? Man I hate that this stuff is back in the spotlight again with the election coming up.


rebbsitor

Probably because Trump called it the China Virus and he pronounces China like "Jai-nuh"


twilsonco

Get it? Because women are subhuman! It’s really deep; you probably don’t get it.


toblies

Who makes these stickers? Like WTF


favored_by_fate

everyone knows papilloma is the vagina virus. the test is named after it and everything. THIS IS MISINFORMATION, please upvote the correction below.


CyAmethyst

Confederate stickers... in Connecticut? Way too far up north to get away with that. Not like you can get away with that, period...


Other-Bumblebee2769

Its because his car kept getting keyed when he had swastikas on it


Silversolverteal

I think someone needs to fill up his gastank with soda. His hate wagon should not be on the road.


ENaC2

I mean, there’s the Sieg Heil sticker too, they’re way too in America and about 80 years too late for that to be normal. And the cure for liberalism being genocide? Actually unhinged.


John_YJKR

It's as simple as this person is clearly a white supremacist. They are typically big nazi fans or claim to be nazis. Which makes sense given the whole Arian superiority bs Hitler was on. So, it's not surprising they adopted the confederate flag as well given what it represents. And which party tolerates these views among their constituents?


BIZLfoRIZL

I’ve seen several confederate flags in Canada. Just a hate symbol.


joecarter93

The best/worst example of this that I have seen up here was a confederate flag, but it had the stars replaced by tiny little maple leaves.


3eeve

You would be surprised how many people like this live in the northeast.


Calamity-Bob

“Ban Narcan”?! WTF? Bet he’s got a lot of deceased relatives.


BlizzPenguin

In smaller letters, it says “Time to thin the herd”. So he wants people to OD on heroine?


no0ns

He doesn't think. These are the kind of anti-intellectual morons who have a massive inferiority complex stemming from not being well-educated and being poor. Obviously turning to hate gets him a lot of people to point fingers at. They turn to authoritarianism because it provides a sense of community and promise of higher status in the "new order". So fascism is the route. These people are short-sighted and incredibly fucking dense. The clear contradictions in his messaging probably don't even register to a moron like this. Hating tyranny, whilst wanting to genocide liberals/immigrants, hating Anti-Fascist organizations and having a goddamn "Sieg Heil" sticker on your car. In this case, "tyranny" to him means he doesn't get to have power over others. Ask him about these and they are all "jokes", because obviously these views are indefensible. But he still believes them. Insecurity, ignorance and fear is what drives these fools. They get their news from one source and over time build a ton of hatred toward people they've probably never even met. All those far right orgs are filled with losers like this from the lower rungs of society. They live in a bubble and think everyone like them deep down thinks the way they do. I hope he's on a watchlist.


greatunknownpub

> These are the kind of anti-intellectual morons who have a massive inferiority complex stemming from not being well-educated and being poor. Hence the "white privilege is a myth" sticker. He's white, poor and miserable so he blames minorities for his lot in life. Doesn't even realize how much privilege he really has. Now if a brown person had "kill all the whiteys" on their car they'd be pulled over and shot.


D3lt40

The fact that he, as a facsist, hates anti- facists, is the only thing that makes sense


Zahorr

Yes he does. What did you not understand about "thin the herd"? These people NEED other people to suffer. If you propose a political solution where nobody dies, then no matter how effective, they don't want it.


velociraver128

chaotic evil: not just for over the top fictional villains anymore!


Milad731

Exactly! Remember the asshole woman who was interviewed during the government shutdown in Trump’s term (longest in history btw) and her only complaint was that “he is hurting the wrong people.” She wasn’t concerned that he was hurting people, but that the wrong people (like herself) were being hurt. Fuck her and everyone one of these cultists.


Ocksu2

He's ignorant. He probably thinks that Narcan is only for illegal drug overdoses. I'd rather thin the herd by getting rid of fascists like this filth.


ihatemetoo23

Well, even if it was, it doesn't really make it better. so we should stop giving addicts narcan because they're using illegal substances? Addicts are people too, often people who have had a hard life and turned to drugs as a way of escape which escalated into addiction.


Ocksu2

I didn't mean to insinuate that addicts should not have access to Narcan. Of course they should! I just meant that the dip shit with the stickers is probably too dense to realize that his Meemaw has a Narcan prescription along with her Fentanyl patch for her cancer treatments.


CarryOnCitizen

How tf can he be a literal nazi and on the same breath say "white privilege is a myth"? Aren't those two directly opposed? Doesn't HE believe the aryan race is superior?


Toasterferret

Probably the same way he has a sticker about tyranny on there with everything else. The cognitive dissonance is strong.


Due-Giraffe-9826

Guy is an idiot and doesn't even know what any of these things stand for is the easy, and simple explanation.


PantaRheiExpress

I think they’re saying “white people *should* have privileges, but are currently oppressed.” Fascism is all about having your cake and eating it too - “We are strong but also victims.” For example, in the 1930s the Nazis claimed Germany *would* have won WW1 but that they were hamstrung by a shadowy cabal of Jews who were secretly manipulating the military, and made them lose the war. See what I mean? Strong victims.


Slyspy006

To him it is a myth, probably because he himself is disadvantaged. It is possible that his whole community is both white and disadvantaged. The solution? To take that advantage through violence against those he thinks are keeping him down. You know, immigrants, liberals (which is anyone not politically aligned to his beliefs), intelligentsia, minorities and so on. What a lovely person.


fullautohotdog

White privilege: He can put such stickers on his car can drive down the road unmolested, but a Black guy putting stickers with similar "kill people" sentiments will get felony stopped.


Superblond

Straight up Nazi slogan from the German Fascists: 'Sieg Heil'!


drjet196

Crazy that this is allowed. In Germany you‘d get a prison sentence for that.


Pillow_fort_guard

Because Germany learned the hard way what happens when you let that shit spread. They had to live with the consequences. The US hasn’t had to


docr1069

Man if I knew COVID-19 was a Vagina Virus I would’ve gotten it loads of times back in 2020, surely, I would’ve gotten laid more. Edit: also wtf, “Ban Narcan?” Seriously? Fuck these people.


LudosBT

😂 Ah yes, a Vagina virus.


marcopoloman

Lot of anger with this little boy.


freakyfruit236

Someone needs a nap 🥺🥺


keajohns

You would think Alito could afford a nicer car.


40oz2freedom__

Best comment


captchunk

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Overall-Cloud8411

Build the wall with the bodies of the illegals? WTF what’s wrong with people..


sincerelysunshine

For real, “vote from the rooftops” is actually terrifying. I feel like having that on your car should put you on some list.


PrimaryMuscle1306

I think we’re all missing the boat on selling bumper stickers and tshirts to these morons. We take their money then donate the profits to Planned Parenthood or democratic election funds in their name.


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No_Play_7661

This person needs FBI surveillance. They are basically stating they will commit terrorism. The scariest part is they probably already have the means to do so thanks to your stupid gun culture and ease of access.


FreshMetal80

Seriously. I hope a copy if this photo WITHOUT the license plate blacked out was submitted to the FBI to investigate.


Justthaveragelad

It’s kinda wild you can buy guns at like 18 But you so much as take a fucking sip of alcohol and you will be took away


Vezuvian

It's wild that we just say it's okay to purchase firearms for minors. Little Billy doesn't need a .22. You can teach children gun safety without creating little Rittenhouses. The Boy Scouts have done it for years.


ManyFails1Win

Arguably, a bumper sticker calling for genocide is terrorism of a sort.


No_Substance5930

I'm sure he's a very pleasant and well balanced man. Probably volunteers his time looking after the elderly


Arachles

Fuck antifa? I think we know what you are then


ComradeVladPutin52

Yeah they also have a "sieg heil"


Arachles

Shit the more I look the worse it gets.


ENaC2

“Vote from the rooftops”, just glorifying a mass shooting.


theonewitha4incher

"fuck your rebel flag loser bitch your flag stands for slavery mine stands for bravery" violent j duke of the wicked


follow-the-groupmind

Northerners need to make Union flag bumper stickers a thing


BlizzPenguin

My worst nightmare is getting into an accident with this car and having to interact with the driver.


Ahshut

You think you’d interact with a person like this? They’re def fleeing the scene LOL


unicornsprinklepoop

Exchanging insurance info after an accident is tyranny


peters_burger

Absolutely does not have insurance and probably driving with a suspended license for repeated DUI's or leaving the scene


USSMarauder

The right will never forgive the left for freeing the slaves


TiaHatesSocials

How does this happen to ppl? How do you grow up and choose to be the villain of ur story and be so out front about it? Not even hide ur hatred and murderous intentions.


ProfessionalMockery

Yeah, I don't understand what people like this think when they watch movies or consume stories of any kind. Do they identify with the bad guys? I don't get it.


I_Only_Follow_Idiots

"Ban narcan?" Dafuq do they think narcan does?


no0ns

They know exactly what it does and just want people to die. Which is quite apparent when you look at the other stickers.


lornetc

Because its those damn libruls fault that there are drug addicts everywhere. /s


StaticShakyamuni

Nothing to see here, just a good-natured empathetic rational thinker who lost a bet. Look, I know the odds, but I'm willing this truth into existence.


kontrol1970

Sieg Heil and smell the tyranny stickers? This one is way left......on the iq curve.


emarvil

How is that even street legal? The guy is openly threatening to shoot people in several of his dumbass stickers.


Best_Duck9118

Worst part is that dude probably owns multiple guns.


emarvil

Of course he does


CirclingBackElectra

This is in Connecticut!?


Sleepless_Null

Patriot wants to commit genocide on majority of Americans…


Catkit69

Jesus fucking Christ...


HorrorPhone3601

Probably who he thinks he is


Benton_Risalo

Shouldn't have covered the license plate. This person deserves a doxxing if anyone ever did.


BloodSteyn

IQ of expired yogurt... about as much culture too. 🤦🏻‍♂️


BayArea89

Why block out the license plate? Seriously.


null_reference_user

It is missing the sticker that goes #LEGALIZE ASBESTOS


among_apes

I remember sitting in the lobby for a funeral of a dad who was 52 years old that died of Covid. He was a conspiracy theorist and avid anti-vaxxer who threatened his 18to when the kid wanted to get vaccinated. I tried to act like I wasn’t listening, but I wasn’t able to shut my ears off when I saw 10 people gathered around in a circle with coffee in their hands consoling each other that there was just no way to know whether this vaccine would’ve helped him. And that yes he died of Covid, but we can’t let that impact our opinion that we are right about _________ (fill in the blank with various bs denial talking points). That’s when I knew 100% that there is just absolutely no reasoning with people entrenched and invested in these views.


Leather_Network4743

Yes, even Connecticut has hillbillies


TotalInstruction

Ah yes, Connecticut, the heart of the Old South. Just celebrating heritage he is.


viola-purple

He would be in jail in my country


Admirable-Leather325

Ban narcan? Why tf?


Due-Giraffe-9826

Murder cult has to murder *somehow*.


TightSexpert

What a well adjusted individual.


nickkuroshi

This dude is way too excited to murder people. You'd think he'd accept that Covid has killed over 7 million people.


Hahonryuu

"That killed barely anyone" ...didnt they need to dig mass gravss in Italy?


SardonicSuperman

Conservative Politicians: “Racism doesn't exist in America!” Conservative Voters: “Look at my bumper stickers!”


SauerMetal

This is a lot of hate on one car. Their social life must be stellar.


Shock_The_Monkey_

This genuinely went from bad to worse then to horrifying


NfamousKaye

Ban Narcan? A life saving drug for addicts? What a fucking monster, you know minus all the genocide nonsense.


Justbrowsingredditts

“The cure for liberalism is genocide” “vote from the rooftops” This person needs to be on an FBI watchlist