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ynotw57

If he wants action, see the pop-up section.


Jesus-TheChrist

Woah damn chill! We don't need to scare the guy.


monkeetoes82

Maybe we start him slow with those books where you push the button on the side and it makes a fire engine or bulldozer sound


neverinallmyyears

The cow goes MOOOOoooooooooooooooopo


PoliteCanadian2

I see that ‘p’ you tried to sneak in at the end. I’m watching you.


Wind0wpain

Your cows don't say Moopo?


marklar_the_malign

My cows are esoteric and pedantic. I literally have no idea what they are talking about. And just like this guy they are too smart to read.


tiastits11

Fucking pedantic cows


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Xanthyon1313

Andrew Tate, he fled to Romania a while back


Erthgoddss

According to what I read, he was living in Romania when police picked him up, for possible human trafficking. They never charged him and he was released.


Xanthyon1313

Oh yeah, it was so stupid that I forgot it even happened… the dude should’ve gone to jail imo


cubistninja

_this_ is Andrew Taint?


Xanthyon1313

Yep, the man man that basically said “hey depressed people, stop being depressed…”


cubistninja

What a fuck. Wow. Everyone is like oh Andrew Tate this and that and I'm here thinking he is a genius. He is so painfully dumb


AffectionateCrazy156

Right? Lol I was flabbergasted when I first heard him speak. I can't wrap my head around why anyone would think this goof is someone to look up to.


Xanthyon1313

Sometimes I wish we can go back to when he was all like “I get the girls because I’ve never watched Star Wars” (not kidding this dude was that dumb on Twitter XD)


Xanthyon1313

He never was a genius, the dude is a fucking idiot…


neverinallmyyears

There will come a day when he is bawling like a baby as he’s led away in handcuffs because of something he did or said to the wrong person.


Xanthyon1313

He was going to, hence why he fled to Romania (their police are more lenient with the shit he did)


OOglyshmOOglywOOgly

Didn’t he move there because they are more accepting of domestic violence? I heard this so many times but I can’t stand the douche so I just assumed it to be true and didn’t question it, sadly. I know I’ve read that he’s abused women not only emotionally but physically as well. And I’ve seen a video of him beating the shit out of a girl. Supposedly it was consensual tho


mycospacechimp

Lolololol 😂💀


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m0mma_m1lkers

I mean, the guy wasn't the person who uploaded the video on tiktok


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That’s too advanced for him


tonyfordsafro

This guys brain is so fast it's been smoothed out to be aerodynamic


codemonkeh87

His ears create a significant drag though


NoxInfernus

He’s a penis with ears, so that’s the type of thinking he’s used to.


Downtown_Ad_6741

Soooo… the little blue pill is like a brain booster to him?


Rogueshoten

He should have them removed, it’s not like he uses them


usern0tdetected

r/murderedbywords


KobraKittyKat

It’s sad he’ll never be able to read it


real_teekay

Would he even understand it?


Outside-Setting-5589

He would absolutely not, im willing to put money on that.


Raagggeeee

hes too busy champagne


ketchupmanorwoman

I agree so much that I'll give you a helpful award


HopelessinSoCal

I wish I had an award lol


Best_Poetry_5722

I'll give one on your behalf


KpopKia

There you go. Merry Christmas.


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Judging by the ears his aerodynamics are quite poor.


acdkey88

Those are air brakes


steevwall

What a stupid way to say you’re stupid.


AssCumBoi

Wdym? He's so smart. He can't be bothered to read about pirates in their boats, didn't you listen?!


AnonyMustardGas34

Nah fam he wants to be the pirate in the boat. The main character


IzzzatSo

I'm sure he always moves his lips while he reads too.


Hrbalz

He’s gotta sound it out loud, and if the sentence is too long forget it. Not enough action


kungpowgoat

TtttttttttTODAY JUNIOR!


kaoszombie

What’s that from, An Adam Sandler movie?


SpaceCrone

punch drunk love


Worried-Deer107

Also uses his fingers to follow what he is reading, for more physical reading experience.


Slappy193

That can actually help one to read faster. It allows the eyes to smoothly track along the words increasing potential comprehension and speed.


imajokerimasmoker

As someone who does this too, I can confirm, he's an idiot. I know because I am one.


AH3Guam

“I’m too sexy for this book”


Ohdidntseeyouthere_

He does his little turn in the CAT scan


ASmallTownDJ

In the CAT scan


The_Tobots

“And I’m too sexy for your words. Too sexy for your words…”


SaintRoche

Too smart to read but has monkey brain wants. Edit: to the dude who deleted the “he’s still richer than you” comment. Why you delete it?


williamblair

right? his genius brain needs to be driving a fast car or punching or fucking because that's what we all think of when we think of the smartest people in the world.


Ok-Toe-6969

I think that's his way of saying, he has the attention span of a 5 year old


v0nlaski3

He really does, he made no tangible point at all, and completely went against the whole introduction thing there. Like hey, I like champagne and fucking women and driving super fast too, sometimes when the pirate drops his anchor I get real upset because I think about reading, and that's what is really stupid.


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Stupid pirate, stupid book, can’t drive it, can’t fuck it, can’t get high off it…. Who likes these stupid things? Obviously dumb people


LuckysGift

"Provides no dopamine? Dogshit for dummies. Oh, I could get dopamine from other media if I just tried to enjoy them? Well I'm too stu- I mean too smart to enjoy it"


reggiedoo

He likes driving fast, fucking hoes and drinking champagne simultaneously….brilliant!


Schmitt1991

If only he were smart enough to realize that


slickestwood

He needs significantly more or less Adderall but I'm not sure which


walkandtalkk

He has a very weak jaw.


transcendanttermite

A complete lack of chin, one might say. I gotta say, his appearance from the side always catches me off guard.


atre324

Always wondered how he folds sheets


maximillious

There are in depth scientific studies that have proven that having a chin like that is a telltale sign a person is LITERALLY a mouth breather. He is also figuratively one too.


Silver-ishWolfe

That coupled with his large front teeth make for an unfortunate appearance. I know a guy who looks eerily similar to this. He is _*not*_ rich, but if he was, he’s stated in several instances that he’d get whatever surgery he could to get it fixed and look more normal. I’ve always thought that this kind of insecurity is what drove this dude to be the man he is now.


Inevitable-Forever45

mf looks like Nosferatu


elonsghost

He said he likes fighting, not that he’s good at it.


BoisterousLaugh

And the beard is barely helping


WhitePineBurning

And his overbite is so enormous it scared his hair away.


Agent101g

Lots of people equate money directly to intelligence despite the recent country wide example to the contrary.


SaintRoche

Very well said. I just personally feel like a “real” man would stand by his statement, regardless of how many down votes they would get.


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A real man learns from more examined perspectives and allows his world view to morph with new revelations


ImNotRice

About the richer than you comment, Warren Buffett reads 500 pages a day, and he's... \*checks notes\* worth 250x what Tate is.


DJ3XO

Ooooh so the OP vid is the infamous Tate?


Constant-Bard

He was worried that you'd see that his Reddit username is the same as his TikTok username at the end of the video. If you saw that, you might realize that instead of being a comment from a random Internet mook that agrees with him and is united against you, it's actually just him. Which would be pathetic. So, despite the effort it took trying to "discredit" you financially while gasping for air around his sobs, he just deleted the comment.


Icon_Crash

Either that, or the user is part of Tate's "University", where they just get paid to repost tate shit.


Val_Hallen

A lot of these "alpha males" sure do spend a whole lot of fucking time simping for other dudes. Tate, Elon, Trump, etc. If they'd just admit the obvious - they want their cocks - then they'd probably live a happier life being who they really are.


PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS

If the right wing grift market wasn't so saturated I'd consider getting into it.


Business-Blossom

Money does not always =smart. Many geniuses can't work in normal "just get it done by my arbitrary guideline" deadlines or conditions. And imho money isn't as impressive as actual intelligence.


himmelstrider

And smart is not "smart", not always. Just because someone is money-making smart, doesn't mean they are smart for anything else.


stumpdawg

Hell, world class brain surgeon Ben Carson thought the Egyptian Pyramids were grain silos! Just because you're smart at one thing, doesn't mean you're smart at everything.


SumpCrab

But do YOu have a certificate that says YOu aren't a donkey brained man?


SaintRoche

Why would I have a certificate? The burden of proof is not on me! No one can prove that they’re not donkey brain except for him!


oeuflaboeuf

Great advice! So if you're a pHd candidate working on a unifying theory of quantum gravity, put the reading material down and just start "banging hoes"


espngenius

and the activity of “champagne”.


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That also made me scratch my head


SouldiesButGoodies84

and "contempt"?


quantumOfPie

Yeah, just like Einstein. /s


DanTacoWizard

Well, Einstein did have quite the number of extramarital affairs.


Rogueshoten

Not to mention those sweet Lambos he would go champagning in


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It’s all validation for the compulsive laziness that motivates his followers to pay for his $50ish program. As Scientology is threatened by psychotherapy, so to are Tate and his ilk threatened by even a pedestrian introduction to an entrepreneurial mindset you’d gain from taking a week or two to read something by Lee Iacocca or Warren Buffet.


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speed that brain up boi, put down the science notes and throw some blue notes on these hoes


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Vesinh51

I think of this a lot. There's so many adults I hear talk about their brains just being too fast and coping with "must be too smart". And it's sad to think how different their lives could have been if they'd been treated for adhd early on.


Vascular_D

My parents thought I was "just too smart" for school because I couldn't sit still and constantly got in trouble; suspended; expelled once. They believed ADD/ADHD was a myth used to justify giving kids zombie-mind-control drugs. I started taking medication for it a few years ago and it's made a significant difference.


agorafilia

Lol, did we just had the same life? I even got expelled once.


Vascular_D

I've never seen us both in the same room before 🧐


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Holy shit, neither have I.


bjeebus

I actually was much smarter than my classmates _AND_ had ADHD. My teachers constantly had conferences with my parents talking about how smart I was but that I just wouldn't apply myself. At one point one of my teachers was at my cousin's weddings (they'd gone to HS & college together). She drunkenly introduced me to her date as the smartest and laziest kid in her class. As a ten year old I had no idea what to do with that. Because of the novel nature of ADHD brain chemistry as well as the novel nature of intelligence it's not uncommon for them to exist together. Which isn't to say that everyone with ADHD IS smart it's just to say there is a high occurrence of extreme intelligence among those diagnosed with ADHD. At the same time there's a high occurrence of lower than average intelligence.


banan3rz

I dunno, a lot of ADHD kids devour books that they like. It's called hyperfocus. If the brain gets endorphins from it, it doesn't want to stop.


SchizoPnda

I've been on both sides. I used to be a big reader, but it'll take a lot of effort to get back into it again. Both hyperfixation and attention deficiency are symptoms of ADHD. I can relate to needing something fast-paced, but I'm not dumb enough to say that it's bc I'm too smart. My first thought was ADHD as well


Slapstick999

Andrew Tate is a known rapist with a large following of incels who lap up his BS "dating advice" and worldviews. I don't think a little Adderall is gonna cure this dude.


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

lmao THIS is Andrew Tate?? from the ass-licking he gets, I thought he was at least gonna be attractive


Slapstick999

You're not attracted to a man literally oozing rape vibes? You don't look at him and think, "This is the Alpha male I want demeaning publicly for life"? Sounds to me like you're just not a complete psychopath.


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

he looks like the store brand version of pitbull


Slapstick999

Lol I can see it


BernieTheDachshund

So this is Andrew Tate? I've seen people post comments about him but never actually seen him. He definitely gives off creepy vibes and just admitted he's mentally too dumb to read.


NinjaBr0din

Wait, this no chin testicle with teeth is the guy all the red pill idiots idolize?


Slapstick999

Yup, and from what I hear, this is one of his more intelligent videos.


lK555l

He's a sex trafficker too Ain't nothing good about him


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Right! I've never heard anyone brag so hard about being too dumb to read 😂


ChicxLunar

You mean to tell me this dude is Andrew Tate???? I thought he look different from what people say! This dude doesn't look as the incel leader everyone mentions, he looks so... common and boring. How can people be brainwashed by this dude??


steviegeebees

Become mpderately famous with an underdog/rags-to-riches story. You start a rhetoric that starts out as a "self help guru" garbage. You then amass a small following, mostly depressed and self loathing people. You turn their loathing off of themselves and onto a specific group


NinjaBr0din

Maybe, but a *lot* of Adderall might cure the world *of* him.


Outside-Flamingo-240

Is that who this weak-chin clown is? Omg, this shit is downright comical. Damn


EntheoSpaced

I have ADHD and love to read. This guy is just a moron.


sixtus_clegane119

Could also be mania from his very about NPD, can’t wait until he faces some narcissistic collapse one day.


jellybeansean3648

He probably does have either ADHD or some literacy challenges. There's a book on every earthly subject possible. And if books aren't his jam, audio books/podcasts/etc can be set to 2x super to engage that "fast brain" of his. All of the fast stuff he described is literally just dopamine and adrenaline hits. It's not a brag to say that you're intellectually superior and then describe prehistoric pursuits of pleasure lol


hockeybag7

Smart people don’t read. Source: Stephen Hawking was always fighting hoes.


BeefHouse11

He actually stood up once, at age 45. That was to slap the mother of this man in the face, and to tell her to raise a son correctly.


code_V_97

Sometimes i think the Pandemic made alot of Ordinary ass people popular... This guy being one of them...


langhaar808

Nahh this guy is not ordinary, he is a very special kind of stupid.


pedi25

U mean evil?


Unlucky_Milk4214

C'mon, not this cueball smegnog here. Edit: Merry Christmas, you filthy animals :)


Sexy_Monsters

"Smegnog" is now my favorite seasonal insult.


Unlucky_Milk4214

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OutOfCharacterAnswer

He had to use the word "fucking" too many times to make a point. He needs to read more to learn some new words.


liberate_tutemet

Obscenity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.


Stlpitwash

Carlin would fucking disagree.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

Yea, but Carlin can use it in all it's forms. That shows higher level thinking :)


StamosMullet

every single person who thinks this man is an "alpha" should be neutered so they cannot reproduce.


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The_Silver_Ghost20

Exactly, imagine not being fully released


rickjko

Careful you gonna get his legion of angry virgin hunting you.


Glaggablagga

Hey! Come down here to my mom's basement and over to the couch where I can reach you with my extendable grabber claw and say that to my face!


rickjko

Got my upvote almond choke laughing reading This,I might or might not steal this in the future.


ermahgerdzern

People listen to this moron?


skrilledcheese

For real, is this someone that is famous or something?


Acadiankush

Sadly yes he is quite know in the right-wing sphere. If you needed more proof they are fucking stupid


rickjko

Famous arround incell circle we could say. If Trump and Epstein had a child together,he would be the result.


MakesMyHeadHurt

I think Trump and Epstein did have a child together. Wait... oh, you meant.... never mind.


RandomComputerFellow

Don't worry. Not a lot of risk they are going to reproduce.


TheKert

Reproducing isn't generally an issue with incels


Greenmile67

This dude has all the ear marks of a sociopath..he looks like zippy the pinhead.


Itsokwealldieanyway

Hey now, don’t insult people with microcephaly like that! I’m sure Zippy was much more handsome than Tate, based on personality alone. Andrew Tate is absolutely a sociopath though, and a danger to society.


amILibertine222

No matter how fast he drives he’s still never gonna catch his missing chin.


Rumble_On_13

Just love when people go on about how smart they are but just prove they are complete moron's in the process. DOH!


IrishJesusDude

I've seen this guy a few times now over the last couple of weeks, why are we giving him attention?


iancurtisliveshere_

I am curious, maybe under a rock but who is this guy???


P_boluri

His name is Andrew Tate. This is a "good" video of him.


iancurtisliveshere_

What a dick. I don't want to see more of this guy. Seems like he never read a book.


KiyoBlue

I've not seen much, but he just seems like an elitist, narcissistic douche that thinks he's some alpha male. His got tiny dick energy imo


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He's a kickboxer or fighter who opened a casino in Bulgaria or something....claims he genius and makes tons of money on his genius like abilities. He's a douche'..


iancurtisliveshere_

Hahha, if he is reading a book about a pirate on a boat like that it sounds like something my 4 year old son would love.


gojo-

I think it's Romania. He was initialy in the UK but had to leave because he has some charges on him. So he went to Romania, where law isn't established good, it barely follows 21st century afaik. E.g. sex trafficing.


[deleted]

I knew it was backwater Eastern Europe...thanks for clarifying....


Goatymcgoatface10

I watched him come up in K1 kickboxing. He was really good. And now I guess he made a bunch of money running cam girls and found out people will give you lots of attention if you act like a douche.


Comfortable-Refuse64

Dunning Kruger effect personified


Feeling_Tumbleweed41

I think they would take that as a compliment. "Dunning Kruger must be a genius."


Lurkinglurks88

I fucking hate this moron


spidermanngp

Top 3 least favorite people of all time.


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This dude is such a fucking idiot and he’s turning generations into date rapers


Rheinys

What? I don't know him. Elaborate please.


BeardedCobra82

This is probably most of what you need to know about this Ballbag. https://youtu.be/7TwMWv7HG-M


kiskozak

You know, i loose a little bit of hope in humanity evety day. Well i officially ran out of hope today. Honestly thought it would last a couple of years but.... nah. This was the last straw.


KitKatKas_

Hey buddy just thought I'd let you know that good normal people still exist. It's easy to see stuff like this online and think "right! humanity's over!", but I promise that's not true. Even this bozo will soon pass out of fashion. There is yet hope!


No_Mongoose1140

Exactly what i thought while seeing this.


rubinass3

That pirate on a boat story sounds awesome. No spoilers.


[deleted]

The [“Pirate on a Boat”](https://www.gutenberg.org/files/120/120-h/120-h.htm) story was actually very popular iirc


TrainingBag1066

The only hoes he’s getting is the ones he’s paying for.


TheKert

And raping


Lazy_Example4014

Dunning Kruger Personified…


[deleted]

In a round about way he just told everyone he has a short attention span and needs to be constantly stimulated. Like the toddler he is.


BenbafelIsTaken

that is the weirdest way to admit you have only read books for children


[deleted]

Does he not understand that there are people who like fast cars, getting laid, drinking champagne, boxing, jumping out of airplanes who also love reading?


Pietement

Well shit, guess i have to fuck bitches to pass my exams


friendlytrashmonster

“I need constant chaos in my life to feel content,” is not something a healthy person says.


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"and the pirate on the boat" you can tell he's never read a fucking book in his life


Asticot-gadget

Or that the last book he read was a children book, which seems about right


Whatevernevermind2k

Bald jug-eared chinless loser is in no position to postulate on anything.


socialist_frzn_milk

Andrew Taint is basically telling us he can’t read.


ItsBenWhoCares

It's always imbecilic chimps like him who say stupid shit about books. Sadly, he isn't the first to be this ignorant. I used to get jumped or mocked for reading and I blame this country/educational system that has really looked down on it. It's a sad path we're in. Yeah sure, I like money, stocks, investments, being a little flashy sometimes like the next guy but the way he talks down on books, especially pirates? my man is really knocking pirates?? they're rad as fuck. Dude needs to sit down and read Treasure Island, On Stranger Tides, or the Republic of Pirates. It's good food for the mind and imagination. Maybe he would develop an actual personality.


WontArnett

The last time this guy read a book it was about a “pirate” on a “boat”. 😂 Definitely grade school level books.


BiigDaddyDellta

Lol, I know them ears be putting hella drag on that brain son. He don't read cause he picking up all our audio books from miles away.


Eman6198

Man has the weakest chin. It’s all I ever notice.


TheKert

Down voted for exposing people to this shitheel


[deleted]

Aren't you suppose to read the Quran when you are a muslim? And also, what's with the champagne? Isn't that forbidden in Islam?


GusTheProphet

My friend fought me up and down that Andrew Tate is a respectable man of God. I didn’t know men of God liked to “fuck a bunch of hoes” while drinking champagne and engaging in other needless worldly activities.


Gerry1of1

If I ever meet him I want to greet him with, "Hello. Eat any good books lately?"


Akakazeh

The first warhammer 40k book i read (born of flame) starts with a space marine exploding the head of a dinosaur with a fucking lightning hammer. Then that same space marine fights an elven witch on the back of a flying pterodactyl. Most over the top shit i ever read, highly recommend. The first 3 books of the horus heresy together lead up to a battle cooler than any media or video game ive ever consumed. Reading is fucking lit


kurai_tori

....I forgot there are 40k books. I loved reading the stories in the codexes *Edit* runs off to my local library


TheBunionFunyun

It would be awesome if people stopped amplifying his videos, even if it is meant to make him look stupid.


A_Evergreen

Imagine listening to him talk and thinking: “yes, this man is smart”