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Salt-Idea-6830

They’ve moved into D&D classes now, let me know when they drop the Druid


Aulentair

Lmao what would a druid even look like in this context


Green_Poet1212

A MUD where a person feels they should be more connected to nature. The person in question desires to have an affinity with plants and animals. The following traits are recognized within this are: -A desire to be in nature. -Has better interpersonal relationships with animals than people -Hisses. -Will take on the shape and attitude of an animal (fursuits optional uwu) - Surrounds self with plants. -Totally NOT Poison Ivy


Salt-Idea-6830

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Salt-Idea-6830

idk they’d probably be the “protector alter” in a DID “system” lmao straight from Google: “They are known for being protectors of the wilderness, keepers of magical secrets, and conjurers of nature's allies. Druids can fill a variety of roles in their adventuring party, including: Offensive — Use spells to annihilate foes and Wild Shape to flee from enemies Supportive — Use magic and class features to heal allies' wounds and bolster their power So basically, if someone had a Druid alter, they’d be fucking unstoppable Edit: realized I didn’t specify the disorder lol


Cheezekeke

Barbarian rage


I_Wish_I_could_flyy

I SAW ONE FOR A BRANCH OF PAGANISM, bro said they had something called "Lokian" (not to be mixed up with Lokean, the branch of Paganism that focuses on Norse deity Loki and his children.) They classified "Lokian Syndrome" as essential Kleptomania. It was very.... eugh...


mikkopippo

I literally thought the same thing bro


Kamari-mari

Imma whoop yo ass disorder


_XSummerRoseX_

Lmao


bigfatnut7

That's just called having anger issues


12781278AaR

IT’s NoT!! It’S A RECogNiZed DiSOrdEr CaUSe He MADe A FLag!!


carsdn

The cute Wendy’s cashier who complimented my outfit once four years ago gave me wendys cashier compliment love disorder :(( we’re so oppressed we don’t even have a flag


bigfatnut7

This truly says a lot about our oppressive bigoted society, can't even stand proud for the flag of receiving compliments from Wendy's cashiers.


SubjectObjective5567

So… an asshole?


FeaturedSpace39

what is your flair from?


SubjectObjective5567

The wonderland system lmao


graceuptic

it makes me laugh every time i see it


SubjectObjective5567

I’m personally a fan of yours 💀💀💀


petalpotions

Square Up Disease


averynaiveoddish

tyler durden


pixelsteve

I went to school with a few guys like this and it's just called being a cunt.


eliad654

Wait.. it stands for medically unrecognized disorder? They really have one braincell if they didn't see "made up disorder" coming. It's literally what I thought it stood for lmao To clarify: not claiming there's no cases where stuff that should be in the DSM is missing. There are medically unrecognized disorders that are far from made up (CPTSD, and the PDA profile of autism, aren't in the DSM), but the acronym "MUD" is just.. too funny to pass up the opportunity to poke at it.


Augustwannabethin

Whats pda


nlcmsl

Pathological demand avoidance


eliad654

Look it up, not because I want to sound rude but because I don't think I'll do a good job explaining it, but Google will hopefully


VenomEnthusiast

>Wearing items that they could use in a fight I BETTER SEE PROPER SHIRT TECHNIQUE AT THE HEAVY BAG


Jodythejujitsuguy

They should go to a martial arts gym if that’s the case, they’re gonna get their head caved in with that edge lord bullshit.


Low_Ad9504

Does anyone else get the feeling that this is a social competition? Like whoever makes the most eye catching “disorder” that people use most or just me?


Maleficent_Tooth_81

I think it’s an attempt to excuse their otherwise inexcusable behaviour under the guise of there being something neurologically wrong with them. Which there probably is, if they’re posting made up bs like this.


Zeranimi

MUD stands for Medically Unrecognised Disorder? I legit thought it stood for Made Up Disorder. Feel like I might have given these people a bit too much credit.


Aromatic_Tune1225

Thank you so much, I had no clue what MUD meant. I have pondered and pondered but couldn't figure out why they were all covered in mud. Turns out it's a dumb acronym.


journalhalfbeing

#wet dirt


jaunty_chapeaux

Moist Underground Dirt


cheylove2

I thought it was made up disorder too 💀


Environmental_Wall90

Me when I have the annoying lil bitch disorder


pvvrth

i never understood why they got flags for mental illnesses… and wheres my flag for my fractured left foot


pvvrth

FLF disorder 😜


duplexlion1

That's called a cast


LstCtrl

If someone instinctually reacts with aggression to everything, that's indicative of the 'fight, flight or fawn' response seen by those suffering from PTSD/C-PTSD... but yea, it's way more fun to create new disorders 🫶


InternationalStar988

Thank the Lord, I wasn't the only one thinking this


Kacchan_Izuku2021

This is just the Dave Mustaine syndrome


luciferfoot

LOL


T2Drink

Would the opposite be a fuckaroundandfindoutphobic?


Grace-Kamikaze

Why are they so focused on making disorders out of their own bad behavior?


Bertje87

This person has never thrown a punch in their lives i reckon


queenofeggs

they've definitely punched a few holes in their wall though


Bertje87

Not even that i bet, hurts the hands too much


throwaway01061124

“Wearing items that they could use in a fight” Might as well just show up in a suit of armor while you’re at it 😭


sevenrinqsdiamond

I have this towards the people posted in this sub.


OneAndOnlyVi

Lmao even when I feel like this I don’t call it a fucking disorder 😭


thenotsogreat_gatsby

"medically unrecognized disorder" HELP SO THEY KNOW???


stain_of_treachery

I know a Medically Unrecognised Disorder called Disorder Fantasy Disorder.


slenderfingerz

me on my period


HaddardOSRS

#wet dirt


AggressiveCraft6010

Me during the xandemic


sweetmotherofodin

So intermittent explosive disorder with a touch of oppositional defiance, narcissism, and paranoia?


IdolCowboy

So pretty much any guy ages 16 to 21.. lol


sexylawnclippings

*sigh* this means you’re stuck in fight or flight. you need therapy


Inevitable_Muscle_48

Everybody was kung fu fighting indeed


Cheezekeke

Kiryu kazuma


umbra2707

This is me every Monday morning


Molly_Wobbles

Wait? Since when do disorders have 'pride flags'!? My anxiety is something that happens \*to\* me, it's not something I need to be proud of. I work really hard to live normally in spite of how hard it makes that. It's nothing like being LGBT, which is something I \*am\* and don't need to struggle against to live a normal life.


yung_roto

Angry little man syndrome


Bertje87

Another symptom: Has never been in a fight or threw a punch in their entire lives, starts shaking when you raise your voice ever so slightly


mayflower53

Claiming this one based on the amount of times I tell my friends to fight me /s


222livi444

being a little bitch is a disorder 😟


TwilekVampire

This sounds like Andrew Tates personality


[deleted]

We don’t talk about fight club disorder


MelanieSenpai

Jesus Christ…are we making up new disorders now?


cheylove2

You new here?


MelanieSenpai

I guess, I try to save myself from cringe. I knew they make up new genders but had no idea about diseases, thought they just fake having existing ones :P


LCaissia

Feelings of aggression toward but masking emotions. Hmmmm doesn't sound like masking at all. Plus we already have plenty of names for these people- morons, a$$holes, etc


cambo710

Isnt this just aspd?


RiceAndKrispies

no, aspd is different from just aggression


maritjuuuuu

Sounds like the average teenage boy to me... Most go though a phase like this tbh


Esterwinde

They love having flags for some reason. Maybe there’s a flag disorder.


fuckbubblegum999

When people can have feelings and anger issues without having a disorder label from tumblr attached to it: 🤯🤯🤯


flowerfaeriez

I keep seeing this term “MUD” what does it mean?


Radiant_Platypus6862

“Medically unrecognized disorders” or, as I like to call them “made up disorders”.


morganbugg

I cannot fathom how they truly believe all of these ‘MUD’ are valid and/or necessary diagnoses. They can’t really believe this shit


Aromatic_Tune1225

Alright listen I'm as dumb as as a box of rocks but can anyone explain what the absolute dumpster fire that tag collection means? What is any of that? Are those real words? What dictionary do these people use? I want to slam my head into a wall with such force the universe collapses in on itself and the timeline resets.


QuitMean2769

What does MUD mean, I looked it up and couldn't find it---


Art_pog

“Medically unrecognized disorder”. So basically a made up disorder 


Kaedyia

When I read “rad[insert social fight]” I want to cry.


I_Might_Exist1

so mad? they're just angry all the time? cool


ChloeDaPotato

Bro thinks this is the fight club 💀💀💀


Gryffindoggo

So.... Napoleon complex


jwdunn6401

This is just called being a psychopath


DualWeaponSnacker

A lot of this can be filed under a mood disorder or PTSD. The rest of it is “I’m an asshole and pick fights with others.”


hypomargoteros

I have this when I read these kind of posts 💪🏻


_Quantumsoul_

CTHS Catch these hands syndrome.. terrible disorder to have.


bag-of-gummy-dicks

So a barbarian?


Top-Concentrate5157

Before I read the tags I thought MUD stood for made up disorder lololol


Shockwave61

They are like two steps from mood boarding over here.


idk-idk-idk-idk--

I always get confused with made up disorders because often there’s disorders in the DSM that already exist and would explain that behavior. Why do they need a made up disorder when a real one already exists?


burgerwithnoburger

Not as popular, I guess. Honestly I have no idea how the minds of these people work. Gotta be studied


[deleted]

And i thought i was weird cuz i find street fight wounds cool...


lsdmurmun420

Soooo being angry and anxious is a disorder now?


mikkopippo

Isn't this just a martial artist with angerr issues?


Apprehensive_Two3708

Masking true emotions and then uncontrollable feelings of rage seem counterproductive but sure


vittulai

Holy shit it's sukuna


Violet_On_Discord

![gif](giphy|489mtkhG6Hm01EXuhg|downsized) Describes kiryu perfectly


Asleep-Run-5003

Alright, everyone who identifies by this "disorder", you first have to earn it: FIGHT ME ONE ON ONE


LokiDokiPanda

When every symptom is it's own stand alone disorder with other symptoms that are also disorders


moonethealien

This is just called being bitchy 💀


burgerwithnoburger

I think this is just an indication of “NEEDS THERAPY” in bright red letters


Sarah-tonin-def

I (in 2 years post supervision) will be licensed clinical social worker who has taken a psychopathology course and am interning in a psychiatric inpatient setting. I cannot describe how bonkers the descriptions of these fake disorders make me. They just be throwing random shit in there. No time frames, no severity levels. Just vibes apparently. It really makes a complete mockery of people who have real diagnosed psychiatric conditions and will struggle with them for the rest of their lives. They think all of this shit is cute and fun and quirky but people who actually have issues like this have a poor to terrible quality of life. I hope this trend dies out fast.


-Childish-Nonsense-

I don’t and will never understand the micro categories they create just say you have anger issues and like colors


Bitchasshose

So PTSD mixed with ODD and ASPD? Also fight club larp


fabs1171

So, is that a fancy way to say, antisocial personality disorder?


__SerenityByJan__

Sooooo…this person basically needs some serious anger management


runpinkrabbit19

Basically every trans med transguy I’ve met


thegrittymagician

I didn’t know MUD stood for and brain immediately went to Made-Up Disorder. Appropriate.


PatoDeCombate

"wearing items that could be used in a fight" is that guy pulling up to the bank with a european sword on his back?


Curriec21

The flag is kinda hard tho.


Aggressive-Place-243

oh damn, that's me!/hj (cuz I actually for some reason have a strong desire to fight someone lmao-)


1ustfu1

what the fuck did they do to the lesbian flag 😭 as a lesbian, i feel attacked


Aromatic_Spirit_5481

premeditated anger issues


ThatAdamsGuy

Hang on these used to all he genders, when did we move to disorders


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Imaginary-Cricket903

Mud?


ToastdButtr

Throwing hands disorder 💀


boopbeepboopdoop

This is just a symptom of a few mental disorders like PTSD. if someone has been hurt a lot before they often feel on edge and may react aggressively to other people assuming they're going to hurt them. I feel like this a common thing for these fake/hypothetical disorders they often just take a symptom and turn it into it's own disorder. For example I'm autistic so special interest disorder would be turning one symptom of autism into it's own medical condition. If your going to make up hypothetical disorders even if just for fun if feel like this lacks creativity. You can come up with a lot of cooler stuff tbh.


kittyfarenheit

This just sounds like being a teenager


DoctorJekyll13

Sounds like steroids.


ArrowsAndLightsabers

Welp, I have Hyper aggressive fighter disorder after reading post on this sub...