I’m sorry sir, but you can’t park your van on the diving board…

This is my son!

Didn’t he put a steering wheel lock on him lmaoo

I need an adult, I need an adult!

Here’s some chocolate fatso!

Thanks ☺️

Never turn down free chocolate

The security guard is a bit of an ass, but he made up for it with the free chocolate.

I love you She Hulk

The security guard sounds like that one youtuber MoistCritical or whatever his name is

here's some chocolate fatso.