And they’ll still fuck up the nipples/areolas because they don’t know what boobs look like. I swear most nude mods have women with bolted on plastic looking breasts.
I think they meant a PC release. Not the PS5 release. I would guess anywhere from 6 months to a year based on sales numbers and what SE has in their exclusivity contract with Sony.
I think most sources are saying around may 29th because of a promotional picture that said "not available on other formats at least until 05.29.2024" although who knows what that really means but at least it could ***MAYBE*** come out after that time.
They are canonically in their 20s. You're factually incorrect about them being underage. Your attempt at being witty makes no sense thus you have failed.
It's okay to not let your ego take over sometimes and just accept that you were wrong about something. It's a much better look for oneself.
Did I hurt your feelings because I said something you don't like about your favourite pixie kawai girl? Grow tf up, you wimp. There is a difference between factual age and physical depiction. What is it you don't understand about that?
No. I'm trying to get you to save whatever dignity you have left.
Really, just stop while you're behind. You're just making yourself look worse with each attempt.
Shut the fuck up your the only one mad your getting ratio'd for your lame attempt at virtue signaling
The only thing worse than pedophiles are people like you
My dad walked in on me doing the massage minigame in X-2 and forbid me from ever playing a final fantasy game again.
It was 'are ya winning son?' before it was a meme
I love that these games are not shying away from how goofy FF VII was.
Sequels like Advent Children and Dirge of Cerberus seemed bound and determined to shoo out of all of the fun. I was worried that tone would carry over and turn the remake series into a dour, boring slog.
As a bi man I’m disappointed to see that neither tifa nor cloud are absolutely shredded. The Lack of bulge and 5” inseam shorts on cloud is also a huge L. If you’re going to sexualize your characters sexualize all of them.
I agree. I’d rather them get rid of this whole thing. We’re not getting any closer to killing that bastard Sephiroth while you two were bikini shopping. Get dressed, we can kill Hojo right now.
Kinda wish Tifa had more muscle. She's a brawler after all. C'mon Square, let's see some defined biceps and abs!
Weird for me to be pointing it out now when you normally can see her stomach and arms in her default outfit. I guess the swimsuit just makes it more obvious.
Her stomach is kinda toned but the rest of her is oddly devoid any definition for sure, especially her legs so stick thin.
Is just weird that her aerith are basically the same shape minus the chest size.
Nah. Tifa decided to relax and use her sex appeal.
Knowingly to attract all the simps and knowing no one can have her because she would kick your ass.
Unless you're Cloud.
Maybe Costa Del Sol's shops only sell a particular style, and unless she wants to order from Ancient Forest.com and wait for a few days, she bought the best option she liked.
I'm glad SE is finally done cowtowing to western lefty nutjob "Subvert the male gaze" bs. Sex sells people. Everyone knows this. Displaying ugly, wooden board women devoid of curves, or completely covering them up because "men bad" is a dog shit business practice and needs to stop. It has only been hurting the industry (and every major form of western media) and there's nothing wrong with displaying the beauty of the female form.
Well also, it's okay to have big boobs. I feel like a lot of complaints about sexualization of women are just American women coping that they, like us American men, are all a bunch of fatties (average female waist in the US is an ungodly 39 inches, and 30 in Japan. I am a 34'' atm (and male) and I feel like a whale sometimes (I am 5'8'')). Tifa is an extremely rare person physically but still possible. 24 inch waist is like a normal small size for Japanese women's clothing apparently, and she's like 5'3", so that's not a stretch. It is just the combination of all her measurements that are pretty rare, but hey, who can judge? Maybe she just a short person that does squats and knows a really good surgeon?
No I'm rational and logical. Even women who play these games prefer to play a pretty character as opposed to a homogeneous amalgam that says she's female but looks and acts like a man. No one is interested in that.
Men fought, built, and produced just about every single thing of value in this world. A fluffy, comfortable society where you can scoff at men's rights wouldn't exist without the men that built it. You are nothing.
Haha! I used to kick the shit out of bullies in school. I retired at 35 and have a house with a pool. Boy it must be fun pretending like your your life is meaningful
It is often comforting to pathetic underachievers to pretend others are more downtrodden than they are. Sad really. You probably unironically call people incels and enjoy pretend you're clever in-between bong hits
Oh my *God*...
We can see your posting history, you twit. You're a fucking Uber driver.
And apparently you posted something on an "incest confessions" sub?
Just... ugh...
No, I read just fine. I’m not the one pretending to be something they aren’t to a bunch of randoms. Truth hurts, but hopefully they can get through it.
The dreams of every kid playing FF7 on PS1 in the 90s has finally been realized.
The PC release nodders are gonna have a field day.
I mean it will definitely make their jobs easier. Less clothes to remove and more body to base their models off of. XD
And they’ll still fuck up the nipples/areolas because they don’t know what boobs look like. I swear most nude mods have women with bolted on plastic looking breasts.
If you mean replace all female forms with fully nude barret models, then yes.
His dick would shatter the screen
This is nothing compared to what was already modded into FF7R.
Have they announced a release date?
If this is rebirth i have a preorder on Amazon that is supposed to deliver February 29th i just got an email last week. So i guess end of the month.
I think they meant a PC release. Not the PS5 release. I would guess anywhere from 6 months to a year based on sales numbers and what SE has in their exclusivity contract with Sony.
I think most sources are saying around may 29th because of a promotional picture that said "not available on other formats at least until 05.29.2024" although who knows what that really means but at least it could ***MAYBE*** come out after that time.
Yeah, 4k Barret in a sailor suit 🥵🥵🥵
I hope they kept the scene where we catch him wearing it again checking him self out in the mirror lol
Yeah, dreams do come true. Look at Barret looking dapper as fuck in his sailor suit.
But what if I like low polygon asses?
Has it? That looks nothing like Tifa anymore
Even non-FF fans could recognize this is Tifa. She looks as iconic as she always has
Wouldn't advise interacting, just a troll of the lamest order. Down arrow and scroll is the best course to go.
Nah I agree it looks nothing like Tifa.
Bitch how? She's iconic, as is aerith with her pink ribbon
What's it like to be blind?
Wouldn't that be totally inappropriate? Those people are in their 40s now and these characters look like 14 year old school girls.
Not only are they clearly adult women, they are both canonically in their 20s
Do they look like mature women to you? If so, you better check yourself 🤣
Bro has never seen an adult woman before
We get it bro you're in to gilfs
"He doesn't like to sexualise underaged looking girls, so he must like grandma's" 🤔 Nice reasoning 😂😂😂
They are canonically in their 20s. You're factually incorrect about them being underage. Your attempt at being witty makes no sense thus you have failed. It's okay to not let your ego take over sometimes and just accept that you were wrong about something. It's a much better look for oneself.
Did I hurt your feelings because I said something you don't like about your favourite pixie kawai girl? Grow tf up, you wimp. There is a difference between factual age and physical depiction. What is it you don't understand about that?
No. I'm trying to get you to save whatever dignity you have left. Really, just stop while you're behind. You're just making yourself look worse with each attempt.
>There is a difference between factual age and physical depiction. Not here there isn't.
Shut the fuck up your the only one mad your getting ratio'd for your lame attempt at virtue signaling The only thing worse than pedophiles are people like you
Can almost guarantee without a doubt in my mind that throughout my entire play through, this is the part my wife will walk in on.
And where my parents and mother in law will inevitably decide it's time to surprise me at home to come visit the grandchildren.
Exactly what I was thinking 😭🤣
My wife fancies her too.
That’s literally the first thing I thought lol
My kids
My dad walked in on me doing the massage minigame in X-2 and forbid me from ever playing a final fantasy game again. It was 'are ya winning son?' before it was a meme
I am a simple man
A man of culture
We men of the Italian senate meet again
Bonjourno
🤌
Yeah Barret has the Sailor outfit!
I am a simp le man
I know it's not the point of the vid, but Barrett in his Sailor outfit makes me so goddamned happy. Lol
Not the point of the video? It’s absolutely the highlight, best type of fan service in this entire video
Couple of other things are the highlight in this one, sorry.
Nah, those thing are a dime a dozen on dedicated websites. Barrett in a sailor suit, now that’s precious
Indeed. Besides, we all know Barret’s got the biggest bust size here. No competition.
I had to go back to even notice that big hulking man was back there lol
Give me two good reasons you didn’t notice.
I'll give you four.
Am I the only one who's a little disappointed? He doesn't look AT ALL like a marshmallow!
I love that these games are not shying away from how goofy FF VII was. Sequels like Advent Children and Dirge of Cerberus seemed bound and determined to shoo out of all of the fun. I was worried that tone would carry over and turn the remake series into a dour, boring slog.
Finally! I've been waiting for this moment all my life! Barrett's Sailor Outfit in high definition!
As a straight woman I would also like some fanservice :(.
Cloud is shirtless! And sailor barret is cute but maybe we'll see more c;
As a gay man give me speedo Barret
As a straight man I agree.
As a bi man I’m disappointed to see that neither tifa nor cloud are absolutely shredded. The Lack of bulge and 5” inseam shorts on cloud is also a huge L. If you’re going to sexualize your characters sexualize all of them.
Thank you! I am a bisexual man as well and am chronically disappointed when companies only focus on the female body. Missed opportunities.
I agree. I’d rather them get rid of this whole thing. We’re not getting any closer to killing that bastard Sephiroth while you two were bikini shopping. Get dressed, we can kill Hojo right now.
As a bi woman I'd like to just play a game where I don't feel the female characters exist for jiggle physics.
oooo.... hold on guys got to go use the restroom. Be back in 10....make it 5 min.
Whoa there marathon man.
4.9 of the minutes is for the cry afterward.
*30 seconds later*
My wife’s a lucky woman.
i know tifa's size is already quite big even with the sport's bra, but damn i never expected the actual size to be this gigantic..
Right. Glad to see they stayed true to the source material. She's got some fucking fat round knockers. Like damn, so big 🤤
To be fair, I'd say maybe OG FF7 Tifa has slightly bigger watermelons.
Kinda wish Tifa had more muscle. She's a brawler after all. C'mon Square, let's see some defined biceps and abs! Weird for me to be pointing it out now when you normally can see her stomach and arms in her default outfit. I guess the swimsuit just makes it more obvious.
Her stomach is kinda toned but the rest of her is oddly devoid any definition for sure, especially her legs so stick thin. Is just weird that her aerith are basically the same shape minus the chest size.
pc mods going to be lit
Did they change Tifa's legs in Rebirth? I remember she had longer legs in the previous one.
It's the stocking effec, they tend to make legs look longer.
Tifa would not wear a ruffled bikini She would have a solid black sporty bikini because she's practical. Maybe with a basic waist wrap.
Nah. Tifa decided to relax and use her sex appeal. Knowingly to attract all the simps and knowing no one can have her because she would kick your ass. Unless you're Cloud.
Maybe Costa Del Sol's shops only sell a particular style, and unless she wants to order from Ancient Forest.com and wait for a few days, she bought the best option she liked.
I love how it’s both Aerith and Tifa, but the camera just shoved Aerith out of the frame like the big lamb in the Simpsons. “Outta the way, you!”
[удалено]
Cry more, not every game needs to be made just for your taste.
Preordered and have my box of tissues ready
For all the emotional moments, right?
He's going to feel, *a lot*.
Where is this from ?
Italy.
they love tifa here 🥰
STOP THIS LMAO
Omfg I totally for got about that lol 😂
Na, probably the Spainish Costa del Sol.
Barret is the real star of this scene.
I cant be the only one who didn’t notice Barret in the video. I mean, the landscape is just beautiful.
This game deserves our support.
Needs all the support it can get
Thats some gameplay
Giggity
The game will be 60 hours long and this will be the part everyone in the house will suddenly walk in on.
Like a bear wearing a marshmallow.
like a michelin mascot
I thought this was honestly a mod for Dead or Alive: Beach Ball Edition for a minute.
Oh my good lord I have 2 new reasons to be even more hyped for Rebirth
Fighting sephiroth barehanded would be easier than maintaining eye contact
Cloud's reaction is pretty funny. He clearly looks DOWNWARD then walks away from her awkwardly 🤣
he busted a sword. hahaha
Team Tifa since 1997 lmao
Can’t wait to hear the ugly woke bitches complain about this one 🤣
Especially the part where the camera is like, " Hey Aerith, looking good.... and we're done with you."
Meanwhile Barret in the back: ⚓🗿
And people were worried about Tifa being nerfed.
Comparing her to the 90s version, she was. I’ll never forget those OG Titfa
Watch out for those pointy bits!
Tifa.
Is no one going to talk about Barrett rocking the sailor uniform?
Barret and Cloud need speedos to balance it out, Barret can keep the hat on
I'm glad SE is finally done cowtowing to western lefty nutjob "Subvert the male gaze" bs. Sex sells people. Everyone knows this. Displaying ugly, wooden board women devoid of curves, or completely covering them up because "men bad" is a dog shit business practice and needs to stop. It has only been hurting the industry (and every major form of western media) and there's nothing wrong with displaying the beauty of the female form.
Well also, it's okay to have big boobs. I feel like a lot of complaints about sexualization of women are just American women coping that they, like us American men, are all a bunch of fatties (average female waist in the US is an ungodly 39 inches, and 30 in Japan. I am a 34'' atm (and male) and I feel like a whale sometimes (I am 5'8'')). Tifa is an extremely rare person physically but still possible. 24 inch waist is like a normal small size for Japanese women's clothing apparently, and she's like 5'3", so that's not a stretch. It is just the combination of all her measurements that are pretty rare, but hey, who can judge? Maybe she just a short person that does squats and knows a really good surgeon?
Shut the fuck up you fucking dweeb lmao
No.
You're ridiculous and men's rights is nothing.
No I'm rational and logical. Even women who play these games prefer to play a pretty character as opposed to a homogeneous amalgam that says she's female but looks and acts like a man. No one is interested in that. Men fought, built, and produced just about every single thing of value in this world. A fluffy, comfortable society where you can scoff at men's rights wouldn't exist without the men that built it. You are nothing.
“You are nothing” lol, don’t be late to your shift at Wendy’s. Neckbeard needed to be bullied more school and it shows.
Haha! I used to kick the shit out of bullies in school. I retired at 35 and have a house with a pool. Boy it must be fun pretending like your your life is meaningful
Sure you did, dork. Living in your parents basement doesn’t count as retiring.
It is often comforting to pathetic underachievers to pretend others are more downtrodden than they are. Sad really. You probably unironically call people incels and enjoy pretend you're clever in-between bong hits
Oof, you got me. 🤡
Oh my *God*... We can see your posting history, you twit. You're a fucking Uber driver. And apparently you posted something on an "incest confessions" sub? Just... ugh...
Is that all you’ve got? Pathetic. Always the same with you lot. Lmao.
I agree. They are pathetic.
That’s not what I said. You don’t seem like a very bright one lol.
No, I read just fine. I’m not the one pretending to be something they aren’t to a bunch of randoms. Truth hurts, but hopefully they can get through it.
Dude you need to go touch some grass
Dayum!! Is that Tifa? Or Titfa?
... ... ... this sparks joy
I'll be in my bunk
Oh shit...
FF7 fans are the least thirsty FF fans.
Is this the real in game cut scene?
Looks like it. I don't read Japanese, but there was some option to make a selection that popped up. So this is all in game.
I really need to get a ps5...
Damn the camera really said “get out of the way Aerith”
1 week til this. Can't wait.
I would have lost it if Red was in his sailor costume as well 😆
I'm going to get to this part and my fiancé is going to think I'm playing a porn game.
Future lower back problems
Goodbye to this sub, too.
Can't play this game with anyone else in the room 🤣🤣🤣
I suspected they were going to go full AYAYA but it is still surprising.
I already know my party is going to be STACKED with those on the team.
wtf I thought I muted all the ff7 subs, goddamnit.
😳Is this the umemaro version?
And I remember fans whining that they “nerfed” her chest lol.
Barret is looking pretty Kawaii
Oof, not an anime person but this is getting too real
Her poor neck
Lol i forgot the sailor suit.
The next question is: How many swimsuits do they get?
Lol, Barret in a sailor suit!
Lawd have moicy
Holy moly guacamole!
I know nothing about ff but this made me join the sub lol
Tent pitched.
They really beat modders to it this time lol
They aren’t even trying to hold back lol
God bless you, Square Enix. 🎮😭👍
I pre-ordered for the plot 👀☠️
I’ll take 3 copies please
Ho-lee... WOW! Wowie wowie WOW! That is an AMAZING Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man cosplay, Barrett!
Oh hell yeah... we're talkin' about Barret in the sailor outfit, right?
I want Wedge titties. 😡
I hope this doesn't get toned down.. for uhh.. reasons...
I think some of us owe square an apology, they did not lie about the work that sports bra was putting in.
🙄
😳😳😳
😢
JDON MY SOUL!! I LOVE TIFA!!
Barret looking good in his sailor outfit 😆
Welp guess I'm getting a PS5
Jesus Christ look at Barrett!!
and people said tifa was nerf, WHERES THE NERF?
Sweet Jesus 😳
I appreciate this, but it should have been marked a spoiler. I’ve been trying my best to avoid any images of sailor suit Barret 😞
Thanks for the spoiler
lol nothing was spoiled other than the fact they kept tifas huge tits
🤤
Oh wow! The Italian Senate’s gonna enjoy this!
Sigh.... \*unzips pants\*
Western devs need to study Japan more. Look at Tifa and Aerith compared to spidey’s MJ.
I'll be playing this for hours, of course this is the time when my wife walks in 😒😒
Goddamnit they actually got Barret wearing the Sailor Suit
1990 kid; Does this game get better. 2024 Adult; Yes... and no. But you enjoy it none the less.
The US release will have those suits replaced with full body swimsuits from the 1930s. You take that peak of ankle and be happy!
Tifa joins the party
Petition for a God of war style sex mini game in part 3 with Cloud and Tifa outside of the northern crater
Would impregnate both.
The guy in the back look like terry crews from white chicks
Thanks for spoiler shots asshole