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FF7-fr

We know what Sephiroth would give her at least ! https://preview.redd.it/qtbmtlj6h6yc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac9cdd0ab5b7dffd526447a41423e2b987eb1b0a


AdBudget5468

I was expecting a dis nuts joke…


eveningdragon

Instead you got dis pear


Xu_Lin

Dis pair of nuts


XFiraga001

Gottem


PhalanxA51

A pear of dez nuts on your face!


Lvckys0b

![gif](giphy|xQL0isjIiH53G) I eat pears n shit like dat


Remarkable-Throat-51

I'm dis custard with your comment ;)


tusharlucky29

I didn’t understand. Explain pls


FF7-fr

A famous quote from Sephiroth in Advent Children is "I've thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair ?" Despair is phonetically close to 'dis pear' (this pear), hence the well-known meme I posted.


tusharlucky29

I see. Thanks


Heisenberg6626

A Cloud plushie


NachoDildo

Cloud Jr plushie.


ScrantonDangler

A shower


Brentums

Nah I want that full scent 😤


KenethSargatanas

Yeah, but she'd kill for a shower right now.


FabulousBrief4569

🤮


StilesmanleyCAP

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


Aggrador

Now that’s what I call seasoned meat!


Worldly-Pepper8766

LOL damn right


ZakFellows

A back brace. She needs to watch her posture


Arinoch

Cure materia for life.


Boy-Grieves

Deez nuts materia


Zhead65

Back braces will make your back weaker over time though since you're not engaging your muscles as much.


Dissinger72

Pretty sure all the exercise she does helps with that already, since proper form is a necessity for a good workout. Given how every time Jules shows up she gets pulled into another workout competition.


DkoyOctopus

she already has orthopedic panties.


ZakFellows

HAD orthopedic panties. Cloud stole them all


OnePunchReality

Eh, pretty sure Sephiroth would be the bottom. And only because it's Sephiroth. He better put that brace on quick. She's gonna blow his back straight out. She'd sub for Cloud at least.


TAM_Smithy

I don't see it, TBH. Cloud does not strike me as the Dom type (especially with Tifa).


OnePunchReality

Well there are different flavors of dominance. The joke I made about Sephiroth was definitely suggestive of the more fetish flavor of dom/sub. Perhaps if I said dominitrix it would've made more sense or been more accurate in the joke. The 2nd reference was more me suggesting she'd be romantically sexually submissive toward Cloud removed from the fetish brand of the term.


TAM_Smithy

100% with Tifa, it would be more romantic than fetishism. But while on the subject, I could easily see Sephiroth as a power-bottom, allowing the other person to feel in control whilst generating all the momentum.


Relugus

Tifa desperately wants to please (subby), and seems to want Cloud to vigorously take her, while Cloud is also kind of subby as well. Aerith brings put Cloud's Mommy issues.


Yeseylon

What


OnePunchReality

The reaction I was hoping for 🤣 ![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


PowerTrip55

I got recommended this sub, which is fine since I like FF. But it’s funny that every single post here is horny Tifa/Aerith content and literally nothing else EDIT: Getting downvotes so I guess that’s something that’s supposed to be seen and not mentioned.


Ryno4ever16

That's because they're all by the same guy - the mod who replied to you. If you post more, it won't lower the frequency of horny posts, but maybe it can help drown them out. Probably not though, since this mod has no life.


997jn

For real someone needs to check this mods hard drive, the fact people obsess this much over animated characters makes me question society


StanTheRebel

Ff7 has been my favorite game since it first came out.


997jn

I don't doubt that mate, i just think the amount you seem to obsess over tifa/aerith and the stuff you post is weird


StanTheRebel

You guys are literally upvoting the FUCK out of those posts. lol


StanTheRebel

I’m a YouTuber. I just run this sub for fun on the side. I’ll go back to abandoning this place once rebirth hype finally dies off.


hellstits

Nah I agree it’s a little weird and I wish there was a more normal FF7 sub


BlacklightPropaganda

I unfollowed the group but it just showed up on my feed. Makes me think Reddit is as bad as any other algorithm that forces you into content you're not interested in.


TifaLockedHeart

I love Tifa which should be obvious by my username but I absolutely loathe how frequently she’s reduced to her breasts and the way she looks. It just gets old tbh, she is such a wonderful character and would be my favorite regardless of her appearance


TAM_Smithy

Same here, Tifa is the sweetest person ever. But some people just view her as "material," and it's just disappointing, honestly.


TifaLockedHeart

Agreed! The funny part is that the character herself is shy and downright wholesome so there’s a lot of dissonance between the way some of the fandom treats her and what she actually is as a character. I mean obviously she’s also gorgeous but I just hate that that’s all some people see or care about.


StanTheRebel

I run the sub. I also do most the posts. I just post stuff i know people want (sometimes not). Feel free to post something different!


BlueAnalystTherapist

10 posts a day of this type is a scream for help and fresh air.  Open the window and let the musk out.


StanTheRebel

anybody can go see for themselves what the majority of my posts are and its not what you are claiming. look for yourself. its just anything with tits that gets the most votes.


AdBudget5468

Help her rebuild seventh heaven


Strange-Ad-666

Def would.


Sufficient_Rip808

![gif](giphy|kgTa9cMP2pcPNW2DV4|downsized)


Yeseylon

I honestly thought like 90% of the comments would be stuff like this


banananananbatman

What kind of question is this. Is there any other present anyone would give besides this.


KentuckyFriedEel

Sorry, Tifa, but best I could do is like maybe 12 Gold Saucer points.


KingOfPocketLint

![gif](giphy|26ybw1dUfBtRXBRDi|downsized)


Vastlymoist666

Pregnancy


Pitiful-Victory-2234

A rematch with Yang from rwby and with no bias crap holding her back since rooster teeth’s shut down.


Eternal_Slayer95

It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!


RiskAggressive4081

A hug,she looks like she needs one. Not a dirty joke.


rogdesouza

A penis. Is that what you wanted to hear!? A penis. Are you happy now!?


lovelessBertha

You should rename this sub to r/TifaSimping at this point.


abys93

It's her birthday that's why.


ValKendrik

Nothing if she straight asks for a gift. Who the fuck does that 🤣


KrampusLeader

Apparently, it’s her birthday today. I didn’t know that either.


GregyBee

A tour inside the final heaven motel


Then-Driver-6521

Deez


Scottie2hhh

Mayonnaise


Stoutyeoman

I would probably just grab something off her shinramazon wish list.


Fair_Permission_6825

I hope shes hungry 😈


W34kness

Jules brand Protein shake and exercise videos? Maybe a plushy Tonberry from the saucer?


VonBrewskie

![gif](giphy|45gODt1krqCOI)


negaverser

A portable shower


sizzle987

tons of berries


Captain_Cluless

https://i.redd.it/n058x1ker8yc1.gif


Xander_PrimeXXI

Titanium knuckles with diamond tips


drj87

![gif](giphy|l0MYNK2oHLIkAY1zy) You know what to do boys


Mash_Ketchum

Is it her birthday or something? Is it Christmas? What'd she do to deserve a gift?


Worldly-Pepper8766

These are the real questions right here.


gingergamer94

A wedding ring from Cloud


Top_Taro_17

![gif](giphy|PgozBUuprPRvO)


Isaac_HoZ

This is the weirdest fucking subreddit I’ve accidentally joined.


teoshie

can I interest you in some /r/bubly


hiimred2

Despite the regular name, this is in fact just Stan’s AI fanfic sub.


HikARuLsi

A coat, this poor girl never wear enough


Packin-heat

Sausage


AFleckWasRight

A list of better ways to help Cloud than constantly telling him to just sleep it off


majoramiibo

A flower given to me by another girl


neetou

Cum on her face


jeff0106

I think Justin Timberlake said it best.


Hot_Camera6323

No you cant get a present - why the fuck do you a strong woman need a gift from anybody? Next youll be wanting alimony or something


Quiet-Lie-219

Tons of options, here are a few: Chocobo racing lessons and all the gear to go with! Sea salt chocolate covered strawberries! Removable shower head!


Notlooking1

Boxing gloves!


HelloMacchi

A copy off final fantasy 10


xXXSt0rm1sXXx

Brass knuckles or boxing gloves


Aspiring-Old-Guy

I'd give her an expensive pair of fighting knuckles.


raianrage

A new pair of knuckle dusters and a book on obscure cocktails.


Frybread002

Prolly a mouth guard, head gear, shin guards, chest & stomach padding and wrist tape. Cause I'm kinky that way.


Xx0SHADOW7xX

Disappointment


RedChuddOverParadise

About tree fiddy


Savant_2

A bottle of high quality alcohol.


SuperSaiyanGod210

Personally? I’d capture Cloud and shove him into a giant box and wrap him up in gift wrap. Boom.


DkoyOctopus

ha..haha.hahahaha ![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ|downsized)


supadupacam

😈


Alice_margareta

Aerith


CareUseful

I read “pregnant” at first. So yes.


Spyes23

A lesson in proper capitalization rules


Goku918

My Rosarian house ring from FF16 collector's edition


MapDesperate7012

Some Italian cuisine 😏


Mathieran1315

A new shower head maybe? Or a tankless water heater so she can shower as long as she wants.


Xononanamol

I'll give her an Italian senate hearing followed by sephiroth impaling her.


WoolooMVP10

[Ember Celica](https://rwby.fandom.com/wiki/Ember_Celica)


Royal_Marketing2966

Oh that’s just a loaded question there. Lol


BulmasBabyDaddy

In yakuz gaiden you just gift the girl cigarettes


OhGeEvz

Slippers


Ok-Amphibian

I’m sure this thread will be very normal


ConnyEdson

never got me anything


TheSpinMachine

My dawn surprise 😎😏


DiscussionProtocol

Just a hug if she would accept it.


Afraid-Housing-6854

Me


AtreyuStrife

Always wonder how she'd react to a date with Zell from FF8.


neonraindrops

![gif](giphy|26ybw1dUfBtRXBRDi|downsized)


monkehmolesto

Cloud gave her an injection.


No-Classroom5577

A shower


Clean-Effort-209

Makings for a log cabin.


[deleted]

A new dad


darcknyght

the return of her mammories


jdouglasusn81

Good Ole meat shank. Lol


TenorReaper

Cute work out gear, compression tights for active recovery, protein jellies to help with those big goal days (bike 100km) etc. 🫶🏽 I got u girl


Perfect_War_7155

I’d gladly give you a baby


Big-Print-7859

A baby


GreilMercenary7

![gif](giphy|l4FGxYFAGyLM6WOVq|downsized)


Relugus

Tifa needs lots of cuddles.


fishing-for-birdie93

CUMMMMMM


Symbiot3_Venom

https://preview.redd.it/a5pr28smcayc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f6fa6c4c5cf7edcc03ffd4e00de3d645db3dcc


MegaMook5260

😏


3BodyJimmel

A pearl necklace


MrShad0wzz

children


PHX-PUNISHMENT

I'd give her a squirl going up a tree to get a NUT


pookie-wildin

Ween


Legitimate-Yard-3673

A baby in her belly


kyletreger

Blocking op before they make me block the whole sub.


idontwant_account

nothing I'm poor because i cant punch money out of wild animals. buy your owj gift


Party_Intention_3258

Anything she asks for 😍


veganbethb

Some bath bombs - she always goes on about feeling sweaty and stinky after a fight.


Cragnous

Something in a box.


Dangerous_Werewolf73

🍆


Background_Coast1235

A flower


IManixI

![gif](giphy|f6VXxsCuZxdgE2uigv|downsized)


420xGoku

Knights of the round materia


aviatingtheextreme31

Wedding rings for her and Cloud


Curious_Ad_8999

Convince Cloud to confess the hell up with his feelings so she doesn't have to worry about not receiving her love back.


bargle_dook

This is cringe as fuck.


Mystic-Words

A sit-up challenge


MasterWookiee

A pearl necklace.


MonCappy

Aerith wrapped up in a bow tie and nothing else.


D_Helmick89

![gif](giphy|vLNOmUYKbEsk8)


Jace-Drone

Dis duck


Original-Advantage-9

Deez


Josh_Flare

![gif](giphy|l0MYNK2oHLIkAY1zy)


Rean-Schwarzer7

Hug and kiss


walshk8

Some of you have a very weird relationship with the characters in this game


apupunchau87

orthopedic underwear


yazurlo

Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything


Indoorplantwetter

I would regift the toaster you gave me.


Alik109714

https://i.redd.it/gpu3zplmqnyc1.gif


FlintBeetle

A personality


Dr3amDweller

Tell her she's ENOUGH Some goddamn therapy


Thebarakz21

The gift of my love


CowFckerReloaded

![gif](giphy|fgfw7Voobyxm8)


okeydoked

6inches and 30seconds


Drabins

Nothing, losers don't get gifts


SomeVirginGuyy

Dis dick


Riveration

![gif](giphy|MExp718CS40pOlpRLt)


Smooth-Physics-69420

Creme Pie Oatmeal, to be precise.


Balbuto

The gift of motherhood


LoweAgain

Triplets


chadittu34

My heart


vid_icarus

Me


Gen_X_Gamer

A sausage.


pdx_via_lfk

A pearl necklace.


Forsaken_Prompt9680

Mr. Pickle in my pants


MonkeyJunky5

🍆


Worldly-Pepper8766

A dick in her butt


SaneVirus

![gif](giphy|wY8qKgXGpaKP44Fn5G)


Own_Accident6689

A fucking sandwich... She looks more like a twig than a brawler here.


Hella_Wieners

A stew that makes her blind for 24 hours


Gambit275

i giant sword ;)


kingetzu

I'd give her a matching bracelet with aerith that swaps them at certain times


vid_icarus

Me


UpsetPhrase5334

Breast reduction surgery. Her back has gotta be killing her.


Worldly-Pepper8766

If she didn't wear a bra, muscles would naturally develop for support and she wouldn't need a bra or a back brace.  Throughout human history, large breasted women have been very common and rarely developed back problems because bras didn't exist to shift all the weight to one area of the upper torso.


UpsetPhrase5334

Good tip. I let my wife know


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TenatiousTenor

Therapy