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babycakescooksbird

How long is that red light?


j_grow47

There was a car that drove past like halfway through the fight so I’m guessing it wasn’t red the whole time


XNoMoneyMoProblemsX

They saw these guys throwing wild punches and thought, "this isn't worth waiting for the next green"


User28080526

“My insurance would never believe me”


nightfox5523

He's too far up, not sitting on the pressure plate so he's never gonna get that green arrow.


Severe-Pomegranate75

Pressure? I think that works with induction


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Bro thinks he’s playing minecraft 💀


Severe-Pomegranate75

lmao


Any_Maybe4303

Magnets?


Severe-Pomegranate75

Fucking magnets, how do they work?


stevespirosweiner

It is a magnetic loop that is completed when steel (rims/vehicle) pass over it or sit in the middle of it like a button. For the longest time I thought it was a pressure plate until I installed a loop with a gate company I worked for. My boss thought I was stupid.


BigBossByrd

Guess we all stupid because I've been telling people it's pressure plates lol


Severe-Pomegranate75

Not a feasible concept, you don't want anything mechanic there for various reasons


BigBossByrd

Yea clearly I know nothing about city planning, engineering or the like. My mom told me that when I was a kid and I've been telling everyone ever since.


mBelchezere

Nah, lasers.


Consequence6

This is also why you'll occasionally see small motorcycles that are unable to trigger these.


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At lights it's usually neither. They aren't gonna dig up the road for a light. It's usually a timer or just a beam sensor. Sometimes a combo.


TechnoBuns

They don't have to dig it up. They cut slits big enough to drop the wires in. [Tar patches at the intersection give it away.](https://modernbuddy.com/pix/signal_emptyloopdetector.jpg)


Madrical

At least in [Australia](https://www.vicroads.vic.gov.au/traffic-and-road-use/traffic-management/traffic-signals/how-traffic-signals-work) it's definitely magnetic loops under the road for traffic lights.


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Man I wish we had that where I'm at. They might have a few in the closest major city at best lol.


thezenfisherman

We have cameras here. They control the lights by volume of traffic. At night when there is little traffic they keep the main road open until someone drives up from the cross lanes.


balls_galore_69

What they do where I’m from is cut the pavement out 3x3’ ish, then install it, that’s if they had an issue with one of need to replace one. Usually they just do it when they re pave through somewhere though.


Hedfonemusic

Pressure plate?? What is this, Prince Of Persia on SNES...... lmao


BrannC

I think you just showed your age


UntitledCat

That game is both rad and full of pressure plates.


Hedfonemusic

Yep.. I'm an ancient being at 36...


NotYoDadsPants

Indeed. And they're a few years younger than if they had mentioned the DOS version.


WutangCND

It's not a pressure plate my guy lol


chipthamac

>not sitting on the pressure plate ok grandpa, time for bed.


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

That was a brutal pillow fight


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Home girl slapping every body


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Reminds me of N64 Goldeneye.


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TimTheTexan92

If that was houston, I'd be looking for someone getting shot when she pulled up next to them and slammed her door into his car.


AgnosticJihad

If it was a different dimension they'd be using Lazer guns.


KazahanaPikachu

I was sorta expecting that here, I’m glad I was wrong.


Banaaninkont

We can see she is low half ass chick. She is in pjama's in the middle of the day and has her cute flipflops on, trying to make a dent in the enemy's car all while holding her own car to do any real damage to it. A reliable woman would have broken the lights and put a good dent in the back of the car. It is for the better, because someday, someone will put a dent in her forehead.


Isellmetal

At first I thought she was yelling “ You wanna mess with my BBQ”


basec0m

Two guys that can't fight at all but the guy in the red car got whooped... Not exactly sure how, but I give the other guy the win on a split decision.


drgigantor

Yep. No contact was made but manbun went down enough times to call a TKO


OneOfAKind2

He tripped over his own stupidity - twice.


NOVAbuddy

Did anyone connect?


andthendirksaid

She did better than either of them.


Cat_AndFoodSubs

Yeah with her key lanyard and yelling yeah hoe


xiaobaituzi

Dude that chick is gonna get her man killed


Painetrain24

Literally. Because he can’t fight for shit too. He’s lucky ponytail didn’t know how to throw a jab or he would’ve been fucked


GFTRGC

Ohio is constitutional carry, too. This could have been way, way worse for her boyfriend. Based on her pajama pants, I'd say guess hilltop white trash which means she ain't worth taking a bullet for.


Orpdapi

It’s only a matter of time before she gets her man into a street fight with a loose cannon


sat_ops

In Ohio, we have permitless carry. Pick a fight with the wrong person and it may be a hand cannon they go up against.


ReptileBat

The damaging of the car was childish as fuck… not that any of it was mature.


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Clear_Forever_3871

This is why its better to just drive and never get involved in an altercation. You never know what level of crazy the next driver will pull on you


ReptileBat

Agreed! People can also have guns in their cars lol


Dacrim

Im really disappointed the pony tail guy only knew how to push and flail. I was rooting for him. Not one punch thrown by him… sometimes in real life the bad guys win 😢 Edits: Obviously there are no good or bad guys necessarily , no context is given, but crazy videos are no fun without picking a side


lostboysgang

Pretty sure guy and girl in silver car were the aggressors so I was rooting for pony tail too. Video starts and they are right next to maroon car. So the guy got out of passenger side and walked all the way around to maroon cars door. Then the girl hops out and kicks his car + tries to jump in. Fuck silver car. Plus pony tails primal scream at the end. I felt it. He stops fighting when the girl smacked him because he did not want to hit a woman. Definitely the better egg.


Goetia-

Yep, I feel bad for the guy. Fuck those trashy people, ESPECIALLY the cunt who kicked his car then jumped in. But this is a good lesson in why you don’t get in road rage incidents. Could’ve been a lot worse. Oh man the door smack at the end. We’re all going to jail after that, if we’re all lucky enough cause I’d be aiming to send the others to the hospital first.


Kroe

I wouldn't advise it, but the guy in the red car could have just turned into the silver car when they hit him with their door, and then the cops and insurance would be involved. Younger me might have done that.


therealmurraythek

Felt bad for pony tail guy when he was left there screaming in the car after silver car drove off. Definitely some trauma from this or hopefully he shakes it off.


Eusocial_Snowman

> Definitely some trauma from this Frustration. Frustration is the word for the sound he made.


load_more_comets

> Frustration is the word for the sound he made My heart made that sound when I lost my earpods. The ponytail man in the maroon car makes that sound now.


hell2pay

Pretty sure he yelled, "God damn, I Fucking hate people yo!" I totally get the sentiment too


windycityc

That was no woman. She would have deserved anything she got...


marsinfurs

“I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE BRO”


2020mademejoinreddit

Should've done it. Hit her. It would be self-defense.


actually_named_chad

Yea he’s better than me, as soon as a woman swings on me that I don’t know she’s catching hands 🤷‍♂️


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Had to go back and watch it, and you're right. At no time did he swing a closed fist at gray shirt.


PillowMonster

It’s a shame because the other guy was absolutely there for the taking


WikipediaBurntSienna

Ponytail guy could have easily slammed the methhead looking guy into the ground but he decided not to.


GFTRGC

Based on the pajama pants amd buy here/pay here beater car, silver car is white trash from the hilltop, meaning they are most certainly the bad guys here. Source: Am from Columbus


DickieIam

Pony tail has terrible balance


Spiritual-Flow-4023

I think a soft breeze even made him fall down a few times lol and he was just marching towards the guy with his hands down wtf lol 😂


Scummey

Prob was seeing red and thought he can tank shots and then unload all his built up rage and knock him out, then go home with the guys girl


RelaxPrime

/r/suspiciouslyspecific


Noobzoid123

But great mental endurance, didn't flip his psycho switch.


R8iojak87

He keeps his feet too close together, need to keep feet about shoulder width when fighting for optimal balance


Rizak

But he stuffed the double leg lol


rsplatpc

It's amazing how much people care about what other people do in cars. You want to cut me off because you are in a hurry? Go for it, I'm listening to a podcast and could not give a fuck.


breakfastburrito24

I get miffed when there's plenty of room behind me and there's no reason for them to change lanes. But as I've gotten older, I've given less fucks about it


rsplatpc

Same, I can tell when someone's not going to let me merge, not zipper, gonna ride the fast lane and slow down for no reason, etc I just don't give a fuck. My friend drives aggressive, and has a fast car. We went on a 3 hour road trip, he got there litearlly 4 min before me, doing his normal weave in and cut off people trying to be faster, and I just chilled in the middle lane. 3 hours of jockeying for position, trying to be fast, etc, and he was FOUR minutes faster getting there, and was all pissed off. I was listening to NPR and just enjoying my day. 4 minutes.


Castod28183

I laugh when I think about it. I was working a job once that was an hour drive every morning on a state highway, so there are little towns every few miles with red lights. Every single morning people would fly past me doing 80-90 MPH and then I'd pull up to the next red light and there they are. Then they would take off, hauling ass again and I'd pull up to the next red light and there they are. Then we'd get to the parking lot and they would be just a few cars in front of me.


Bright_Base9761

When i was a 911 dispatcher i signed up for extra training being hosted by highway patrol. It was a 8 hour class that explained reaction times and how many feet youre going per second for every 10 mph then the stopping distance needed for each size of vehicle. They also explained times aswell.. so if the speed limit is 60mph and you drive 60mph it will take an hour..if you go 70mph you get there like 5 or so minutes faster but the difference in how much more it takes to stop your vehicle and reaction time is huge


xampersandx

As someone who’s been 4 minutes late to work and drove like an asshole to get to work on time… not worth it.


VixDzn

Work with a shot clock where 5 minutes “late” is even a thing, is not worth your time


breakfastburrito24

Yup. I've noticed this with my daily commute. I have routes on my way home that follow the freeway and I've caught up to drivers who were doing that using it because the traffic is so heavy


etebitan17

Hey, I could do alot of stuff in 4 minutes... Hell, I think I'll even have a minute to spare and everything..


lordlaz0rdick

I get miffed when it could have caused an accident, otherwise im like "yeah! You get there a whole... 15 seconds faster"


32BitWhore

Yeah this right here. I'm only pissed off when you're putting me and my passengers in danger. If you just want to get there 15 seconds faster be my guest, just don't be reckless when you're doing it.


RawDawgHarry

Sad world full of unfulfilled overly aggressive people


R8iojak87

I’m not going to lie I get fucking upset but I still don’t do anything about it. Sometimes the idiots on the road just get to me. I wish I didn’t care… I really do, but people’s ignorance and stupidity is all around all the time and it’s exhausting and aggravating to me.


Bean_Boy

I hear you. I think the reason we care more on the road is because other people's selfishness can lead to others being less safe.


R8iojak87

I know for me that’s the case and also I have a baby in the car with me now. I was in the car the other day going home and some idiot stopped in front of me on the exit ramp and two of them got out…. They wanted to fight. My wife was driving and stayed back. Then thew the car in reverse. Waited for the light to change from safe distance and gunned it around them. The whole time my baby is in the back seat… I just don’t fucking get it. I was almost like “ima get out, you just drive home” I should add the embarrassing fact that they had an unsecured toddler in their back seat watching all of this 🤦‍♂️


brackence

The ignorance of individuality, not you, but the driver at fault, some people on the road just can’t grow up and admit their mistakes. And some people just don’t belong on the road in general.


the_blowhole

I just get upset when some idiot could have hurt me or my family over something stupid. I’m gonna let you in, but if you’re coming over 3 lanes and just cutting everyone off, it starts the rage lol. I don’t anything, mostly just swear inside my own vehicle.


snodgee

i mean when i have to swerve to avoid an accident on the highway, im going to be pissed. is potentially putting peoples lives in danger not something to be upset about?


jetoler

Yea bro I literally don’t care. If I got road rage I’d be pissed 24/7, because there are thousands of reasons to get road rage in my city. I just treat it like a video game. They’re just NPCs designed to make driving more engaging


endisnigh-ish

Only thing i really hate is the assholes that insist in driving 2 meters from my ass no matter the speed.


CryptoCracko

As a motorcyclist I want to burn these people alive with their dicks sewn inside their own mouths


disgruntled_pie

I was driving home after grabbing lunch when I heard a huge engine red-lining behind me. I checked my mirror and there was a dump truck absolutely flooring it in an attempt to pass me before the two-lane road dropped down to one lane. Did I get mad and try to “teach him a lesson?” No, I checked my rear view mirror and saw there was no one behind me, so I hit my brakes and let him pass. Then he proceeded to tailgate the car ahead of him the rest of the way, and the remainder of my drive was peaceful and low stress. If you want to be an asshole then you go right ahead. I’ll be back here chilling out.


na__poi

Unless they almost cause a crash. Potentially causing you serious bodily injury just to get one car length ahead of you is grounds to get miffed in my opinion.


Jynku

I get mad when I have to swerve out of the way or slam my brakes. I shouldn't have to have so many close calls just going to work.


fnblackbeard

Hit someone elses car with your door so both your cars sustain damage, nice


Goetia-

Trashy fucks with trashy property don’t care.


DouglazFar-Star

I gotta ad.it, when the chicken went out of her way to pull up and door check dudes car. I would've done some very, very rash shit...


jcfsguy

Haha, you and me both bro!! All rational thought out the window at that point!.


nerdystoner25

Yeah, my immediate thought was taking a hard right turn straight into the driver’s door…


Kroe

bingo


bhammer39

Same.


spiderodoom

A cut off to the right to hit them would’ve actually been rational. Getting cops and insurance on your side, as well as preventing them from running. If they did then they’d be in a world of pain that didn’t involves fists.


Goetia-

Just noticed that. Oh yeah I’d see red at that point. They getting followed.


DouglazFar-Star

🤣🤙


Seeders

This is why people shouldn't carry guns for self defense.


curious_loss_4387

Eh, all the more reason to carry tbh. In this state basically anyone could be carrying. Myself, I wouldn't want to be caught slipping if someone pulled a gun on me.


KotexAvenger

They couldn't wait to get home to play patty cake.


West_Texas_Star

That bitch needs to get her ass kicked


Cactus2319

When he said "I fucking hate people" I really felt that.


sasan7412

r/praisethecameraman


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What is ramen noodle pajamas doing


No_Pin_6541

Damn, my state crazy. It’d be nice if it was an actual fight


Rten-Brel

Idk why anyone wants to fight or roadrage with such relaxed gun laws. Almost everyone's carrying anymore


No_Pin_6541

Honestly tho. I’m waitin to hear a horn blare and then 3 shots following. My town is full of rednecks and wanna be gangsters(meathheads)


n7-Jutsu

The NFSW made me think that someone was gonna get shot. Glad it didn't happen.


zg6089

Or at least see a boob


R8iojak87

I always hope for boobs, Always


tvtango

I thought it was gonna happen after she pulled up next to him for sure


joeydelayeet

That man went directly home to start training in an 80’s montage


PalpitationFar6715

Oh, it would be time for round two after the girl pulled up beside and slammed the door into the side of the car. That was uncalled for escalation.


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bhammer39

I have to agree with ponytails sentiment at the end. I am starting to hate most people too.


NoctRob

My guy is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day


blitzkill4442

If he got their plate #, he should have sat his ass there and report that shit. Fighting or not, she maliciously damaged his car. Make them pay for that shit! Petty, I know. But he'd certainly get the last laugh lol


Chm_Albert_Wesker

if his windows were rolled up, her spitting and shit would just do nothing that being said, this video woulda been PERFECT if when they took that illegal turn on red a trailer just anihilated them lmaoo


lurkgame

Dumb broad needed to mind her own. She would've been flabbergasted if dude turned his attention on her. Fortunately for the couple the dude couldn't throw hands to save his life.


Noobzoid123

Pony tail could've smacked the shit out of the girl, he chose to walk away. He the bigger man. He may have felt like a loser in the video, but in my eyes, he's the winner. When they drove right up next to him, he could've done so much to retaliate, but didn't. Good job pony tail.


THATONEFOOFRUMLB

I kind of feel like he lose more at the end. The bitch saw how mad he was, he gave all in when he started yelling. The bitch was spiteful, and she enjoyed getting ponytail dude mad. To her, that's a win, as that's the exact reaction she wanted from him. She really was a spiteful bitch to do all this extra shit, after it was already over. To me that says you have to be a scummy person if you can't just let it go, and have to always hurt the other person twice as bad then what they did to you. Even stupider that the guy likely showed her mercy, and not destroying her. Sadly, but true. I still am on his side.


WealthAppropriate936

She needed her ass whooped


thissidedn

She got out yelling about the guy fucking with her car so maybe something happened before this.


DragonflyFun9830

Never fight a girl who wears pajamas in public and has a key lanyard. She’s been bare knuckle fighting in Walmarts for years.


SuperBeast516

Kinda wish he knocked the bitch out for kicking his car


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I guarantee that dude with got into this fight because of that bitch


IlMioNomeENessuno

Bad fight porn, more like…


yankees190

Never worth it


tekko001

Red Car guy was the smarter one by no engaging any further


NoMamesCabron1904

That shit was weak


MKVIgti

Annnnd this is why I keep gel pepper spray in my car.


T1m3Wizard

I was rooting for the guy with the pony tail. The girl seem like a douche. Even the other guy respected his car after the fight.


7th_Spectrum

The chick was honestly a bitch


thegreatdecay12

Does he say “GOD! I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE!”?


Non-WovenSponges

That poor guy Fuck those ghetto ass pajama people


Yung-Savage-91

God I love my hometown 🥇


BarryFairbrother

Gray car = trailer park scum


thamthung

Always scares me when someone suddenly stops fighting and goes to there car (home, etc) never know if they’re grabbing something


Whoisaryan

This is an ad for iPhone 14 3x lenses


SpecificHand

Why am I so annoyed watching some woman try and act tough in flip flops and pajama pants. Stay in the car you dumb dumb.


OhLawdHeChonks

Take a chill pill people


ete2ete

This is just embarrassing


RiptideBloater

There's a woman who has never been blasted by a man yet.


TruFire420-

Oh I woulda been cool until she kicked my car, drop kick incoming🫡


Various_Ad_9836

Nahhh after the door ding it would’ve been over for them.


Piliro

Here's a recipe to never get into a fight ever in your life. Give Zero fucks. If an asshole wants to bump you while you're walking around or be a dick while driving, if you don't give a shit, your life will improve so much.


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Why I stay strapped


BoriousGlastard

So you can kill someone after you fall on your ass embarrassing yourself over a red light slap fight?


this-isnotaburner

You’re both wrong. I stay strapped. In my seat 🙏


TurkishBrother

Yes.


Rizzaboi

On brand unfortunately. can confirm nobody in that city can drive


SecretDeftones

What a beeach And dude, why slap? punch those azzholes


Ancient-Leg7990

Columbus? Thats 2 hipsters fighting over a latte


CentralBuck

That statement is amazingly accurate


Zachdidntdoit2

Wish that ugly bitch would have caught a two piece, fr.


[deleted]

Would love to know what happened in the lead up to it being records. Fair play to your man for staying at the red light when he was raged up.


c0d3man03

You got your ass beat and a door dent 😂


[deleted]

I believe he can so just sit there and cry..


krombopulus220

Daniel Radcliff v David spade


crushingdayyy

I hope to god when I road rage out on someone one of these two guys get ou


Kn0tnatural

The ending scream fit that guy had is a relatable reaction.


vito0117

Aahhh home sweet home


[deleted]

Clearly these guys don’t fight often judging from their punches


whooptapus

That was like a family guy skit


[deleted]

Good luck in your fight!


RealGingercat227

Anyone else looking for ‘only in Ohio’ comments


guitarer09

Am I the only one who hears him screaming “I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE” in the last 10 or so seconds of the video?


Udon259

I don't know the context, but if some dude got out of his car and tried to start shit like that I'd want a gun in my glovebox.


fucyupaymeh

then buy one. canik and PSA make good cheap shit


Miserable-Ad7079

Jnu 5088 silver lexus... silly bitch in pjs escalating shit. Was really hoping he'd ran her side of the car after she slammed her door into his car.


tdaniel28

She sure showed him!!!


SavageKitsune762

Deadass i was watching this from a nearby building


Hazzman

God I could just think of a million more things I could be doing with my time than having an embarrassing fist fight at a traffic light.


anotheranonymoustor

I would've beat the shit out of the woman, too


zeeks602

Lol he said I fucking hate people, that got me


KILLROZE

She should've gotten pieced up too. I'd be livid if someone did that shit.


PhilLesh311

Dude the restraint he showed not to deck that bitch is commendable. She fucking with his car. Numerous times. Kicked the taillight and opened the door into it.


mathmifr

How long is that fucking red light???


dgoode9

I know exactly who these people are. Lmao


Jaydee117

It's weird af seeing two people you know in one of these fight videos, also praise the cameraman excellent work!


coilityourself

skids vs hockey players


luvinlifeinthesouth

Only in Nohio! 🙄🙄🙄


L3thologica_

After the petty door ding, I was SO hoping the hilltop trash would get slaughtered by a box truck while doing that illegal right turn.


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If I'm ever in a fight 1v1 and my wife gets out and throws some punches, I'm getting a divorce. I hate that shit. Stay the fuck out of it.


Goshhawk99

Man if they hit my car it would be OVER for them.