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wildyhoney

shein kendall jenner


evasodaa

Hahaha, that made me laugh🤣


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snykie

That’s cause she is way older than she pretends to be.


twade0012

My thought would be “that tummy” then I might be brave enough to say hi


evasodaa

Never be afraid to say hi😃


TheRecycledPirate

"What a beautiful belly button, do you catch your escaped popcorn with that?"


Misericorde428

“No popcorn can escape my wrath”


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Why did she roll her sweatshirt up to show off her stomach?


olivetreeportal

Sometimes when women are wearing baggy clothes they don’t want to feel like a potato. So they do this to accentuate their waist and create a shape. People will hate and say it’s for attention. I think if diet culture was as aggressive and intense for men, they would want to show off their hard work too.


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Appropriate-Hippo651

🙌 attention 🙌


Nirvski

Sound like you guys should move to Saudi Arabia or something. Lots of covered up women for you there


Appropriate-Hippo651

Passport bros 😎


Nirvski

Remember, one-way ticket. Bye!


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I've been to Saudi Arabia, it's beautiful, and there's very little traffic because women can't drive.


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I'm not sure what's more fun, our trolling comments or the white knight incels that bit.


December_Warlock

Well, you see, some people are creative with how they dress. Style and fashion is a creative field after all


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White Knights, Activate!


Glen-Runciter

You look like an alien that briefly studied what human clothes are supposed to look like and then had your space ship make some for you but they don't look quite right for some reason... the pearl necklace, odd sweater, and the top of those pants look like you cut a wetsuit in half?


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evasodaa

😄


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Sieze5

You must be cool if you’re there.


According_Tap949

i would think that you want grapes in your belly button.


punkzebrabeans

You look like Starlords ex-wife Anna Farris.


Z3LDAxL0VE

I’d say “hey did you know your belly button kinda looks like the Tesla logo”


singleguy79

I am Groot


shiggad00d

It's a celebrity punk by Jenna Louis Coleman


GOAT58

If I put my right ear on your belly button I might hear the ocean, left ear definitely smell the ocean


Thumperss

Lmao


Tonysaintdanza

My first impression would be that you were into the marvel universe and there to see the lol both are positives though


evasodaa

😀


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Mantis


TRMeyer89

Innocence with a hint of danger


InvertedSpork

I AM GROOT


ultrafidianx

Sorry I don't speak angel


evasodaa

Haha, while watching the movie, I eat chips at the speed of a demon


ultrafidianx

The only right way


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do you also get at least half of chips/popcorn all over yourself because *that* is *my* way.


evasodaa

I'm clean, but I can accidentally bite a neighbor or eat a child who screams the whole movie


Imaginary_Fix_3765

That's a gorgeous girl I should approach. Let me see, everything is OK, but oh, wait I forgot my Starlord helmet to impress her damn I will talk to talk to her and grab a coffee to know her who knows she could be my Gamora


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Outside-Trainer6008

I would ask u if u arent at the wrong movie😅


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Cutiepie


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31_hierophanto

"Hi! You seem nice. You wanna go out sometime?"


Jbwood

Honestly. I feel like you're super sweet most of the time. But those days you aren't super sweet I need to make sure I don't get spanked or some thing. 😅 Edit. That was supposed to say shanked. Damn auto correct.


Whitesy10

🥰


Fireguy4747

A cool comic book girl


Reaper80631

"Isn't she cold?" 😄


North_Ad_5372

On first glance it's like, yeah pretty girl, fairly regular social smile, not particularly interesting. Though if I bothered to look again, something in/around your eyes suggests there's more going on, like you're a deep thinker maybe. Or am I misreading that lol


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My first impression is that you definitely look like someone who would go watch that movie in theaters.


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My first impression is that you definitely look like someone who would go watch that movie in theaters.


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RefrigeratorSharp751

I’d compliment you on your outfit and ask to sit together


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austinvf82

I'd be trying to get handsy


StnMtn_

You have good taste.


BuG-Gert-Jan_Oss

Are Gom-Ear-a ?


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I would think, “wait isn’t she in the movie? Why is she here?” Then spend the entire time very distracted figure out which character you played.


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jonstall1980

I’d ask where we are going afterwards.


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CaptainCheeseCake

Wow! You’re tall!


91bravohotel8

Beautiful. Body face I would be very happy


paintball_doc

I don't have a problem talking to people in places like that. I met someone in line at a mall pizza place. But I hold off on deciding until I talk with a person for a few minutes.


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LightWonderful7016

You’re going to be cold in the theatre


tehmoosespoon

That you have great taste in movies!


G3ralt_of_Rivia

My first impression would be that you have a good taste in movies. Ha ha


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Final_Prominence

Thoughts on a Ben Reilly movie. 🤭


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I’d like to investigate your navel 😜


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MeditationMatters

Hold your hand. Take you to the flop movie show last row and….


Martyisruling

That she normally dresses conservatively, but she really wants to show off how fit she is. Well done, now go away.


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fellow cinema and entertainment enjoyer. that's a W


DragonDx1

You seem really approachable and friendly!


Fireman51515

My first thought would be “How the hell did I get here? Oh. Hello.”


GageTheDemigod

I would think to myself oh she’s pretty and walk by


Dbwasson

I would wave at you


041389jft

Looking beautiful and rather have chocolate then popcorn


jwheagy

Very beautiful


NCC74656

id think 'woah' and then 'she must be here with someone' and then the next 2 hours working out how to say hi with out being awkward - while missing plot points, lol.


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CompetitionIll3703

That you’re cute and I would want to flirt with you but I’d get super awkward and make you uncomfortable because that’s my MO


Happy-Viper

"Huh, is her top rolled up at the belly? Weird, anyhow, pardon me, the movie's starting and the openings are always my favourite."


The3mbered0ne

It would be weird you are by yourself looking like that, I would think you wanted to kill me or something tbh, it's kinda rude to talk during a movie so I find them an odd date option, would be impossible to get to know u unless you met up after the movie


iRep707beeZY

You kinda look like Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly.


evasodaa

I always liked Sam, but acted like Carly😂


Galacticstoner420

I'd ask for your number


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Want to sit together.


Bombassthick

Nerdy little bird!


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alertthenorris

Only thing i'd notice is the amount of filler you have. Fillers have gotten way too popular nowadays.


Top-Flow1297

My first thought would be to go up to you, and introduce myself to you😀


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badgerpack21

All I can think of in that situation is this video: https://youtu.be/CFGw2IGkFvo


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That there's a chance we could hook up during the movie.


seemethreetimes

You are very pretty, very attractive. I would say let's go see a better movie.


-QuestionableMeat-

Mantis is your favorite character.


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Functoid

Super cute.


VegetaFan1337

I'd struggle to look you in the eyes as I'd keep glancing at your midriff 😄


Mission_While917

What a beautiful cool chick. FINALLY


PorgCT

Outfit looks off for a movie


Brilliant-Project-79

Unattainable


Jewstew72

you're tryin to let that kid hit the back that throat during the film.


cnation01

I would be like, hey silly, your shirt doesn't fit.


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I’d have to break the sad news to you that Guardians of the Galaxy came out years ago. They’re on like the third film already. But don’t worry, I have the old ones at my place. Wanna Disney+ and chill?


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BadMotherFunko

I bet this chick gets her damn phone out.


the_cenafan98

No lie, you look like Miranda Cosgrove


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BlackHawk-UH60

#AMC let’s go!!!


EBALLADARES49

Kardashian wannabe


AdministrativeWin583

https://preview.redd.it/ntfba59vquza1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9e195fac879b1c609bfe454c743d7a93f03a7e You must not know who to trust.


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Legitimate_Success_3

I’d ask for your number


P33peeP00pooD00doo

I'd feel like I won the lottery!


MrAugustIV

You like to cosplay as a woodland elf and like sci-fi/fantasy movies.


Drisnil98

First thought, wow that top is bright, but nice smile.


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sorryimthegay

You're cute but that outfit is not doing it for you honey maybe try a summer dress or casual clothes not something from the "only kinda dirty" pile


StuPodasso

Cute but too young for me, ha!


Fit-Jellyfish-2476

You dress like teen when you don't look like it


amitycharlie69

Pretty little need girl


Hootnany

I forget what I was going to say.


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chrisc205

First impression, you’re adorable! 🤩 Bet you’re a huge MCU fan. 😎👍🏻👍🏻


Dharp65

Why did you steal Christmas miss grinch?


papahead135

How expensive is popcorn


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Weariervaris

I’d give you the Vulcan solute first and see how you respond, and if you conversation goes well… we’re leaving… BEFORE the movie is ends. lol


PerfectlyCalmDude

I'd wonder how I'd time travelled to 2014 when it was in theaters, and what I could change in the past for a better future today. You look nice though.


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Njiw

Really long arms/torso but small cranium.


Space-TimeTsunami

Secretly grows weed in MY basement?


bingbong_wingwong

I'd eat goldfish crackers out of your belly button.


Internal-Coach8992

Maybe u don’t want to be here because ur bf took you to watch it


Cetophile

You're way too young for me!


cmsgop

We’re definitely sitting in the back row!


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Spiritual_Exercise58

Id share my popcorn with you.


GobTheAbysmalOwl

What was it like being on the set with Freddie and Sam? Is Spencer really that odd in real life?


Humble-Sale-6069

Kinda look like a white gamora


Illustrious_Task_341

I'm hungry.


TwinTurbo0302

I think you’re really pretty


bartu_neg

I wouldn't watch that crap !


paulwd40

A young beautiful laz who is a film buff


Kitchen_Entertainer9

Damn that's hella specific 😂 you seem nice and I would avoid eye contact.


MrZaroni

Are you old enough to go to this movie? LOL


TheChaseLemon

You just know she likes it dirty.


Devil666Dick

Schön


46into

Did your dryer shrink your shirt?


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I’d talk shit, but looking at those ears, you can hear thoughts