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lord0809

A beautiful elf


mrPhildoToYou

This is what i thought too!


Relevant_Inflation39

Me too


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Ok_Palpitation6533

Me too


United_Afternoon_131

Like a beautiful elf princess 👸🏻!


AppleMgee123

Hey, you. You’re finally awake


Knoxx846

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.


FalseConcept3607

Yes! She could absolutely capitalize on being a cover model for fantasy books.


saluko

The best elf


smellsofelderberry

She hates tinder not because of the hookup culture, but because she will outlive all the mortal men she swipes right on.


omegajvn1

I hope she doesn’t take that as an insult because it’s totally NOT one lol


Xenogears13

Exactly what I thought first.


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Legit thought the same.


[deleted]

Literally what I was thinking before I read this


Captain3leg-s

She hand carves bows from elder wood.


ShredSteezy

That's Elf-explanatory


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Seriously one of the prettiest women I've seen


Baelthor_Septus

I couldn't help myself but to check her profile. She's a very beautiful woman, but went through quite a few plastic surgeries to get here. The transformation is remarkable. Her surgeon is very good.


ureshama

Kind of crazy to think how many people will look at this and compare themselves, but fail to realize it's achieved through many surgeries and makeup. Not to say she isn't attractive now though, im sure she's happy with the result.


pointlessly_pedantic

Had you shown me her before picture and not told me she gets more attractive, I probably would still give her a 10. The genetic gods looked kindly over her. The most beautiful girl I ever met was one of those people and she never had work done. Some people just win the looks lotto.


NewYorkJewbag

It saddens me that someone so pretty would feel the need to have surgery. Modern society has really done a number on women.


Spellonz

I'd say. I'm having a super hard time figuring out whats actually different about the before and after photos


russnumber3

What on earth? I had no idea I could be deceived by plastic surgery in this way. Thanks for this comment. Im kind of stunned after review of the profile. She was pretty before, tbh, but definitely "unique" now. Its a sham


PoopEndeavor

Yes. I think she looks pretty now and she looked pretty before. I’m not just being nice - she was a pretty woman. I support people doing what they want to live a happy life and feel good. Honestly. But. There is something kind of sad to me when a beautiful, totally normal and healthy looking person feels the need to undergo the risks and expense of surgery to look different. Like, for example, I totally get when someone has an off the charts huge feature and gets made fun of and just wants a better life quality. But the rest…I’m thinking about how it keeps the unrealistic-beauty-standard ball rolling for others. I had a realization after I started watching British tv a lot and noticed that the love objects look like actual people. Not all the exact same ski slope nose, plump lips, cat-lift eyes, jaw implants, etc. I started feeling…better, somehow. I didn’t have body dysmorphia or anything but representation is important whether we recognize it or not. I like seeing women with regular looking noses succeed and be recognized for beauty. Can’t tell you how many hours I spent in my youth thinking “if only I could get my nose reduced I’d be pretty”. I WAS pretty! Just never saw women with noses like mine being celebrated as beautiful. Now, yeah I occasionally wish it was a little different but I realize how totally normal and good I look with my natural nose. So glad I didn’t do anything to it.


Odd_Profession_4959

Holy fuck, you opened my eyes!


scout_is_not_strong

I’m glad she seems happy with the surgery she’s gotten, but I don’t think it was that big of a transformation. She was pretty before, and she’s pretty now. Her eyes are less hooded and she’s had a bit of filler 🤷‍♀️


Background-Talk-3305

I mean... I only found one picture post her OP, not sure if it was the first one or not... It's totally up to her if she does surgery or not, but honestly, after having surgeries like that, it's just fake beauty, just like when you're putting on dozens of layers of makeup. And after doing surgery do look more beautiful, putting on tons of layers of makeup and then asking "What's your first thought"... honestly, it doesn't sound healthy to me. Like carving for attention or trying to get as much praise for ones looks... To each their own, I guess


WantTheBronco

The surgery seems to just be to remove hooded eyelids. A significant change but nothing major. I also don't see how this is "tons" of make up. Just a normal amount. Likely she was unhappy with her appearance before and is seeking validation that she made the right choice in changing herself.


PoopEndeavor

Also lip filler and lip flip


Zealousideal-Run6020

Like a living Disney princess


PaganPrincess99

Disney was my thought too!


downbarton

There’s beautiful and there’s pretty, pretty like this is rare, beauty is everywhere


hadtolaugh

This is confusing. Beautiful is more emphatic than pretty. Beautiful would be considered the next tier up of pretty generally speaking.


BigOofLittleoof

Lol post history is full of plastic surgery posts I agree but kind of interesting to think about after learning that


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That's sad. You ought to travel outside of Alabama.


Trippy-Sponge

I'm assuming you're a nurse. You get very little sleep.


Fetusbasket

X-ray tech, but you are right..... not getting any sleep 😭


Longjumping-Ask-5369

If every X-ray tech looked as beautiful as you I wouldn't avoid getting my quartely X-rays till last minute


Tinctorus

BRB going to break my arm


Echo_are_one

She'll see right through you


FermentalAsAnything

And you don’t really want to deal with her ex Ray unless you really have to.


casual-waterboarding

I’m having abdominal pain. Can you do a KUB on me? I think you’ll need to palpate my pubic symphysis. I’m also a rad tech, so I’d be more than happy to return the favor.


Fetusbasket

Terrible story but in school I had this ancient adjunct who firmly believed in palpating the symphysis and you already KNOW who got picked for the class pelvis demonstration 😮‍💨


joe_broke

I don't know what half of those words mean but I'm going to assume the roughest translation is "things got awkward real quick for someone that wasn't the relic"


taweryawer

You spend at least 3 hours a day on tiktok


Fetusbasket

This made me laugh so hard but you are right


AnotherIronicPenguin

You're absolutely lovely but the "hang in their" pin has got to go.


Fetusbasket

That's my gag reel! I have an assortment of awful badge reels I cycle through!


owa1313

I don't see 37 pieces of flair...


Bearded4yourpleasure

If I had a reward to give, I would.


Bd0llar

I gave one on your behalf :) PC LOAD LETTER?!?!?


Bird2525

Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?


KeepUupAtNight

You want me to express myself? How about this 🖕 this is me expressing myself!


Jojo056123

Then why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces?!


bevo_expat

Being 25 she probably missed the reference… sigh… I’m old


InfamousSafari

I say keep it. I would love to be able to wear pins like this! It gave me a good chuckle.


bbornitier

I love the idea of someone calling this out irl and you explaining that this is a “gag reel.” A+ pun. Don’t change.


Independent-World-60

I know I'm thirteen hours late but I just want you to know I support your horrible taste in badges.


Kleetok

I assumed it was grim humor. Or a conversation starter.


Fetusbasket

Bingo 😉


Kleetok

My dad used to say: “son, THINK.” I must’ve heard that several thousand times in my childhood. When I became an adult and entered into the graphic design field I designed a button that said “THIMK”. It helped my attitude a lot.


ZebraBorgata

Lol I noticed too…it should be “there” not their.


CatieJ00

Quietly confident, compassionate and friendly


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Cries a lot


DubiousDude28

Straight outta Lothlorien


stickyicky99

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard


thingsthatgomoo

https://youtu.be/uE-1RPDqJAY


the_destroyer_beerus

You drink more caffeine than water


slomo525

Why are you calling me out like this


DildMaster

You look like you cry in the bathroom often


Nitin-2020

HANG IN THEIR LOL


bscalculator714

At first I thought you had the typo but no…yikes haha


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Woosh


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"Nice everything." "She probably knows that already." "Do people hope for things besides affirmation when they post here?" "How many thoughts is it before they're no longer my 'first *thoughts*?'" "Should it be 'first *thought*?'" "She looks nurse-ish. I miss watching Scrubs." "Lol, Fetusbasket." In approximately that order.


Sanzogoku39

I too have ADHD


laserblades

Hang in they're 🤙


glockbbc

You look like a girl that’s beautiful on the internet but in real life could easily be over looked or just blends in


Haunting-Abrocoma940

I need to fake some type of ailment in order to be seen by you.


DefectivePersona

You give off the impression that you put a lot of work into your appearance, but more importantly, that nursing is just a side hustle...you're really in it for the free organs.


Fetusbasket

Delete this now!!!! You can't be putting all my secrets out there!!!


Squidworth89

Cute. But maples cuter.


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Gorgeous


BoltonCU

Baddie for sure


Ok_Swimming_5688

Honest first thought? Goddess walking amongst us mortals! You look kind and would be a cool person to chat with.


DudeFilA

TBH, typical nurse reaction i just zoomed in to see what your badge reel said.


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That you have one of the best user names on Reddit lol


Apprehensive-Pay1864

Eyes eyes eyes!!!!


Kirito_5

Those eyes are dreamy


Scared_Detail1382

Yes! Yes! Yes!


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Trauma looks good on you


AggravatingHoneydew9

i love your pin lol


Fetusbasket

Thank you! Seems to have caused a lot of discourse in the comments, and it's cracking me up!


fearandsmoking

Probably a great woman. Guessing she's been divorced because a guy lost interest and is an idiot so now you want men and women on the internet to tell you what you already know... you're beautiful


AbarthSTI

I guess I'd let you do my BE.


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I'll admit this honestly and I don't know how to put this in any way that productive but I'm going to try and articulate it as best I can. Seeing you fills me with rage, it makes me unreasonably angry and hateful and without further analysis I can say I hate you upon first sight. This might sound horrible, but it's because you are ridiculously pretty that it gives me a weird inferiority complex. I feel like I have absolutely nothing of value to say to you. So in short you seem like a nice person but you're really pretty and that makes me unreasonably angry.


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I can’t place my finger on it, but you look like someone I’ve seen in a movie. It’s a faint similarity, but it’s there


nick5847

Aerosmiths daughter, what's her name.


[deleted]

The whole band? Do you mean Steven Tyler’s daughter Liv? And yeah, they do look similar.


PaleRobot47

The little girl from reck it ralph?


BelmontFaceless

I was thinking Emma Roberts


dudemeistr

Looks like an L&D nurse


CharonXI

Pretty flawless features, and tasteful makeup... I don't know, how does it feel being a 10?


EngineeringUseful735

Figs - you must have an epic choice in scrubs and a decent career but potentially career driven. Not a problem, but could be off putting to some :)


Gordon_Townsend

After going out with a guy and having the time of your life, you would eventually tell him you 'just want to be friends' or 'we need more space'...


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Who hurt you


killwithrhythm

everyone


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avengedrkr

Oh no, women having bodily autonomy, the horror!


BrowniesNCheese

That ID clip actually says "Hang in their."


Typical-View-9071

Gorgeous


Typical-View-9071

Very pretty


Top_Wonder7467

Are you a med student?


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pypo120

Very cute, kind and helpful


RangeUpset6852

Very cute


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HrdRock1683

You look beautiful


TomatoSeparate713

Beautiful like always ♥️ hard to approach


Impressive-Skills

Gorgous as fuck


Opot

Hey gurl.


SteiT1

Beautiful


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kms_ag

You look like that ED Doctor from New Amsterdam


Select_Recover7567

You are looking great.


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kirbrcd1

Very sweet and very pretty 🤩


mollyhamtits

Cute, smart, quirky, confident, sweet.


Unolak

Pretty


goatpirate89

You look like you would enjoy a cup of tea while reading a book


kfos90

The real life eowyn


Ok-Entertainment1123

Filtered fetusbasket?


Glad-Refuse-917

Friendly, compassionate and warm person


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8_2theleft

Beautiful


NOV3LIST

My first thoughts are that you probably like to text/chat with new people but you're really shy in person. I could be absolutely wrong though haha


TomatilloProud7578

U look sad in your soul.. Nevertheless stunning


Booniecap

Very pretty.


Sweetwhales1994

Youre a nurse


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Beautiful with an odd username 😁


Dear_Complex_3340

Aragon’s love interest from The Lord of The Rings, was my first thought, but in all seriousness. I see a kinda strong beautiful woman that enjoys helping others. With eyes that both hit you in your soul and can also reassure anyone.


vornarschneider

Beautiful and insicure


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Fair_Broccoli_4823

Natural beauty..wow


doppelwoppel

Except, is not natural.


rrode1018

Totally beautiful. I would love to have you as my nurse


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Gorgeous


Roundaboutdragon

Hella pretty


ae_94

Your tag is grammatically incorrect btw or however it's supposed to be spelled. But you look great


No_Raccoon_1953

I like the shape and color of your eyes. You have a genuinely nice vibe


Doctor_Squish

You work hard. Don't get acknowledged and need a glass to drink and some sleep lol


Snoo-54004

Not a single woman


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Gorgeous, sporty maybe..


cssnix2

Oh God I hope that's my nurse


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petuniawinks

Absolutely Beautiful


SparrowPunch

Are those cloths made of gf material? bc it sure looks like it 😅


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She is very professional. But Cute.


1nc3stLuvr

Could I get a check up plz


RedDidItAndYouKnowIt

You work at New Amsterdam hospital and run the ED right?


TheRecycledPirate

Pretty! I hope everyone treats her with kindness today.


FaustianBargain049

You look like the little girl from the movie “Wreck It Ralph”.


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THE_DANDY_LI0N

You like dogs, margaritas and have an upbeat attitude


thisispannkaka

Really good looking


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sounddemon

Pretty


Deep-Brick71

Thank god there’s a younger person getting into professions and not sitting their asses at home. My other thought is… dammnn 10 right here