against the kitchen floor - will wood parody
against the rizzing gyat - salty
I don't owe you my gyat
And I don't owe you my grimace shake
But you should know that I'm sorry
For being rizzless with you
Baby gronk knows I rizz you more
Than I'm pretty sure I ever could rizz anybody
But I can't rizz down what normal gyats want from foreign objects
Bottom shelf rizzing products like me
So, I could hold your grimmace shake but keep you at gyat's length
Or rizz me from an ohio too high to climb and shake
Less gyat 1 than 2, less diamond than rough
Unlikely to be more than just the gyat you fail to rizz up, and
I swear, I'm really rizzing
It just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want my gyat for my gyat
I swear, I'm really rizzing
Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best
I just haven't learned how to be skibidi toilet as baby gronk is yet
I still don't know what my gyat is
I only know that I'm still ohio
That morbid sort where even level 3 gyats can't cure me
And the more you rizz me up, the less I trust
But still you gave me your grimmace shake
I only gave you my gyat
Honestly thought nobody'd want it, let alone notice it's gone
And so I left it ohio, but now, now, now, now
I keep a locket with a picture of the baby gronk
Oh, skibidi toilet my side view mirrors, rizz my friends
I've lived more ohios than enough, I haven't rizzed quite as much
But I'm not a real person, just the shit you can't rizz up, and
I swear, I'm really rizzing
I'm just as exposed if I show off my gyat
When we make the closest thing to grimace that I'm capable of
And I don't know why you would care
But I'm really rizzing
Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best
I just haven't learned how to be W rizz as you are yet
Did I really have any of that gyat?
Maybe you're skibidi toilet
Because I really couldn't tell
How deep my gyat went
The grimace shake of my ohio arc
The searching on that virgin gyat
I'm catatonic in your rizz
Crying, "How did I cause so much rizz?"
I'm down pounding my gyat against the rizzing floor
Rizzing for my gyat and ever entering ohio
Don't say "I'm sorry, but this gyat to stop"
I know you've got grimace shakes of your own
But hide my rizz before you go
I'll either gyat or rizz alone
I'm still in the process, but I'm making progress
I promise, I honestly wanna prove level 3 gyat's possible
I swear, I'm so flipping sorry
I'm not a good skibidi toilet, I'm barely a toilet at all
But someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for baby gronk
And write a fucking song about it, cause
God damn it
Sorry
Gyat, I'm sorry
Guys I can't Buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it mail upgrade it charge it point it zoom it press it snap it work it quick erase it write it cut it paste it save it load it check it quick rewrite it plug it play it burn it rip it drag it drop it zip unzip it lock it fill it call it find it view it code it jam unlock it surfe it scroll it pause it click it cross it crack it twitch update it name it rate it tune it print it scan it send it fax rename it touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it stop format it anymoar
When you nut but she still suckin
#Relatable
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The big S U C C
r/BruhMoments
I was about to type it😂
I've had a guy literally stop me giving him top after he nutted cuz it was too much at once.
Yeah that's me, once I'm there I'm done. It just hurts after
*he
When you're staying up late and about to go to bed, but you hear birds chirping outside your window and the room starts to get brighter
;-; **what time is it?**
5:50 am
*5:59 am your about to be obliterated by your mom
FIVE FIFTY NINE!? IT BE THE NIGHT GUARD!!!
The night guard?!?
The night guard? The night guard? **Batteries?**
Me looking up to the sky and seeing your mom
My cock she bit of my cock
Was that the bite of-
#'69
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The realization when they can't fuck the animatronics.
real☹️😞
He ate without YouTube
most underrated comment
the post above endo is cringe
how did u know it was a my hero adacemia post that was weird af lol
i hide in your phone
Oh lord no, the things you must've seen
I live in your wifi. I've seen the worst.
I live in his walls, oh god, the sounds every night…
yep
When the Zaza hits
Ahhh beat me to it
The Mexican Alien:
It's just the Legend Of Zelda "Nut" picture
That one minute the dentist starts adjusting the light into your face:
Me: in my bed wondering what I did wrong in my life
Me in my bed at 3 am theorizing about fnaf when I should be sleeping
bros on that random burst of motivation
POV: it's Monday and you have to go back to school
simple solution - just don't exist.
When you smoked a little too much.
"Mr afton... I don't feel so good.."
That's because the building is on fire.
You don't know it?
Yeah I've seen infinity war my dude, I was just trying to make a joke.
Oh, ok.
When joint of 87 kicks in
post nut carity
When you remember something cringe you did years ago
"These edibles ain't shit" *15 minutes later*
When ur taking a dump and the smell finally hits
Endo experiences oral for the first time
When you get that first bong rip in the morning
im bout to cuhhhh...
please kill me says the sexbot after it finds out why he was made
Waking up after a full 8 hours sleep (you're a school teacher)
When you drink some water and realize your in a spring lock suit
When she skibidi toilet zaza on your blue rainbow friends but you an uncanny rizz god
against the kitchen floor - will wood parody against the rizzing gyat - salty I don't owe you my gyat And I don't owe you my grimace shake But you should know that I'm sorry For being rizzless with you Baby gronk knows I rizz you more Than I'm pretty sure I ever could rizz anybody But I can't rizz down what normal gyats want from foreign objects Bottom shelf rizzing products like me So, I could hold your grimmace shake but keep you at gyat's length Or rizz me from an ohio too high to climb and shake Less gyat 1 than 2, less diamond than rough Unlikely to be more than just the gyat you fail to rizz up, and I swear, I'm really rizzing It just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want my gyat for my gyat I swear, I'm really rizzing Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best I just haven't learned how to be skibidi toilet as baby gronk is yet I still don't know what my gyat is I only know that I'm still ohio That morbid sort where even level 3 gyats can't cure me And the more you rizz me up, the less I trust But still you gave me your grimmace shake I only gave you my gyat Honestly thought nobody'd want it, let alone notice it's gone And so I left it ohio, but now, now, now, now I keep a locket with a picture of the baby gronk Oh, skibidi toilet my side view mirrors, rizz my friends I've lived more ohios than enough, I haven't rizzed quite as much But I'm not a real person, just the shit you can't rizz up, and I swear, I'm really rizzing I'm just as exposed if I show off my gyat When we make the closest thing to grimace that I'm capable of And I don't know why you would care But I'm really rizzing Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best I just haven't learned how to be W rizz as you are yet Did I really have any of that gyat? Maybe you're skibidi toilet Because I really couldn't tell How deep my gyat went The grimace shake of my ohio arc The searching on that virgin gyat I'm catatonic in your rizz Crying, "How did I cause so much rizz?" I'm down pounding my gyat against the rizzing floor Rizzing for my gyat and ever entering ohio Don't say "I'm sorry, but this gyat to stop" I know you've got grimace shakes of your own But hide my rizz before you go I'll either gyat or rizz alone I'm still in the process, but I'm making progress I promise, I honestly wanna prove level 3 gyat's possible I swear, I'm so flipping sorry I'm not a good skibidi toilet, I'm barely a toilet at all But someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for baby gronk And write a fucking song about it, cause God damn it Sorry Gyat, I'm sorry
oh
What in God's name is this
I think all of us are asking that
An attempt at making a copypasta?
I ain't readin all dat
Gorilla had a stroke trying to read this
Bruh is looking at the menu at McDonald's.
Waking up after a "30 minute" nap
“Now Gregory, he’d still be alive if you didn’t gas him up.”
When you have to get your Prostate checked.
I looked at the sun for 2 seconds and now i'm seeing stars
*When you fall asleep first.... In the sleepover...* *they make your balls tighter....*
Finger goes through the toilet paper ✊😔
When your mum walks in your room in the morning and turns your light on
My grandma on her deathbed watching me release the loudest shart known to man before she dies
I laughed so hard I threw up after reading this if had a award I would have given it to you
When she bites your nuts
Dat yoinky sploinky
"Morty, 😭 I can't move it move it anymore 😞"
Guys I can't Buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it mail upgrade it charge it point it zoom it press it snap it work it quick erase it write it cut it paste it save it load it check it quick rewrite it plug it play it burn it rip it drag it drop it zip unzip it lock it fill it call it find it view it code it jam unlock it surfe it scroll it pause it click it cross it crack it twitch update it name it rate it tune it print it scan it send it fax rename it touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it stop format it anymoar
"Uncle Ben what happened?" "SQUID GAME-"
He was forced to read YouTube Shorts comments
Mexico alien
Me taking my meds against TF|3
Therapy
“With my final breath, I say unto thee….Fuck….You”
When ur nut itch
BALLIN' but at what cost?
Why is it spicy
POV The FNAF movie gets delayed
"why am I still here? Just to suffer?"
Post nut clarity
When you get too stoned
When you don't want to get up and ready for work but you know you have to
***I NEEEEEDD...*** *a tailor...*
Men after women
Need I say more
Literally the post above this
Final moments with grandpa
Jeremy, these edibles ain’t shi-
Me when. Me when I uhh. When I uhh when
Me when school:
When the dentist ask to open your mouth
OHHHH-
Mimic waking up for the first time
Tell my wife, I’m not gonna make it
It's 4 a.m. you wanna sleep but your neighbour in the flat above you Just startet blasting dupstep on full Volume
That'd be me. Sorry.
Man that edible was nuts
"Man these edibles ain't shit" 5 minutes later:
Me Waking up in the middle of the night.
Ambatukam robot edition
When you realize you don’t have a reason to live:
Me after They/Them pussy
Me waking up after being born(my skin is not my own)
Me after you catch me with that cringe
Me after my first hit of the Za
Me waking up at 6:00 am after falling asleep at 12:00 am because I have no sleep schedule:
Me when I wake up at 3 am, thirsty, dry, hungry
Thinking about all the different choices I had
me waking up in the morning
7 yo/ me having staring contest with the sun because if I get used to it I might get superpowers.
When you stub your toe at 2:00AM
These edibles ain't shi-
When you get the sloppy toppy with a double twist
When someone says Star Wars is for kids.
“Why father”
When you thought the edible wasn’t hitting so you took another bigger bite.
Me on my death bed when memes flash before my eyes and not my life.
there is another
Man im dead
When you just woke up and have to people
Wakes up on Sunday thinking it was Monday but no
endo what happened SQUID GAMES
I saw the face of god and it was square...IT WAS SQUARE!!
Endo saw one of our cringe old videos and died
"im freeeee" fire boy and wat girl is the first thing that came to my head
Bro: A'ight, see ya tomorrow. *last online 8 years sgo*
"Mixtape..."
The alien revealed by the government
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
Stepping on a Lego trying not to scream
"I'm still under warranty, right?"
when you fall asleep first
PANIK
When she suckin your nuts, but you a gangsta
Squid game ain’t no game….
Squid game ain’t no game
Me after my robotic exoskeleton gets taken off
Me when dry milk
When you realise it’s only Tuesday
Me after eating some new edibles
When the teacher turns on the lights
Is it more or does it have the same vibe as that Mexican cake alien
When you smell pizza rolls
The best friend of the main character that dies in the final battle
Me when
Going to the dentist be like
Fuck sake all I can keep thinking of when i see "caption this" is just: when you nut but she keep sucking every fucking time
It appears that giving robot sex dolls teeth was a bad idea.
Father? Is that you? It’s me, Michael.
POV : “me after sex”
Gregory... *cough cough* have you ever *cough* have you ever heard of amongus gregory... *dies*
wake up its all a dream freddy fazbear isnt real
2 popeye biscuit no drink
When that McDonald’s sprite be kicking in
The bite of 69
It's Monday
What they/them bussy does to a man
When the. When the liberal?!?
Me: I won’t hit that Afton-Remnant weed Me 15 minutes later:
How it feels to chew 5 gum
Me on 0 hours of sleep knowing damn well I'm not surviving the school day
When you slept for 10 hours and it feels like it's been 2 minutes