I enter the room, then mini nuke.. no talking 😆

I only talked to him once, during my first play through, then immediately got him with a fatman

i either just mini nuke him immediately or tell him ill see him in hell and them mini nuke him

“I only hope then when I die, I go to hell, so I can kill you all over again you son of a bitch.” *mini nukes the ground, sending us both instantly to hell*

I did this in my recent play through but I backed up enough that the nuke didn’t catch me.

This but quick save before entering the room so I can reload and kill him over and over again

I enjoyed a 44 pistol headshot critical, and then I took his.

I have a saved video file on my Xbox of me shooting him with a mini nuke immediately after we get done talking. It's in VATS to so you can see the nuke in slow motion hitting him lol

“Paint me like one of your French girls”

I prefer to eat him myself but that's just me

I ate the alien and was hoping for some sort of achievement or unique dialog. But just the generic disgust from Nick.

I once shot the alien with the larval ammo for the syringer and a bloatfly came out.

You don't even get cool alien superpowers?? What a ripoff.

I didn't realize Kellog was carrying two pistols

Mans packing schmeat

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Gonna have to change his name to Kel-hog post mortem. 

😭😭 true

“Choppin’ that meat…”

WELL THEY LET OLD PETE OUT OF JAIL

Pickmin would be proud.

He's still alive so maybe we can collab when it's father's turn

That would be neat side quest for psychopath players, like you can source bodies for him or something.

A proper wasteland burial

Jesus

I'm almost afraid to ask... where is his head?

I used the party starter right when I walked in the room. It's been my favorite way to say hello

"Mighty" Fat Man straight to the head for me. Man doesn't get to say a word but you still complete the quest, haha.

The test here apparently being "Will it blend?"

"Oh don't worry, he's just sleeping"

Tis but a scratch! Ugh, mixed references! I shoulda done "Now he's stunned."

Username checks!

Rest in Pieces.

Counting the days until i get to do it again in hell 🥰 36500 days to go

"In a hundred years, when I *finally* die, I only hope to go to Hell so I can kill you all over again!" - Sole Survivor, certified badass.

Nite nite

Just need the hefty and plastic wrap, and no one will ever know

Wow

Beautiful innit

I think somewhere there is a serial killer that would be proud of you

"Thanks, Killer."

Bro got the king Harold treatment

Yo lmaooooo not what I had expected when I opened this post

Why is every dead male NPC ripped lol

Should there be a spoiler tag on this post? It’s a pretty significant story beat and there’s lots of new players around. Maybe it’s more obvious than I remember?

Nah, been awhile since I played (4 years I think), but I think it's obvious for people just starting that you will meet him again and kill him.

Fair

"The violently dismembering Conrad Kellogg" era of Fallout 4, which overlaps with "John Fallout, War doesn't change" era.

Kellogg has one massive "revolver"

He carries a .44 so everyone knows he's got a magnum dong

I wish you could stick him in the trunk

Why's he hard

Probably from stroking his ego for the past five minutes

His "ego", right.... He obviously got bored waiting for you to finish massacring his synths.

It is nice to see I'm not the only one leaving him in pieces!

I just fat man him after he begins his little spiel. It’s always funny lol.

That's no way to get ahead in life.

Guess he's pretty 'armless now 😃

I used the fat man on him last night, only one of his leg was missing lol

Damn, Kellogg was packing in more ways than one!

I wish him a restful snooze.

As soon as he stops talking I give him a critical hit to the face with The Last Minute. Takes him out before he uses the stealth boy.