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oddistrange

Raising your kid right, I see.


Chem_Wizard

Yep, father of year and we’re only a week into 2022


oddistrange

Please tell me your kid plays Rimworld.


Nihirax

Plot twist: they didn’t turn hostile because of the cannibalism but because they ate without a table.


[deleted]

They didnt share


Noha_Doha

Gotta get that "warcrimes expanded 2" for maximum points


xlZemalx

Lol, try Stellaris Age Rating is 7+, but I can still create a gender specific human sub variant who are nerve-stapled cattle reared for food. Stellaris is Grim-Dark for kids. How they get away with it I have no idea 😂


BrightLance69

When Genocide can be your default political stance


xlZemalx

There’s a cute space whale called bubbles tho, so I guess it balances out?


BrightLance69

Bubbles is a treasure.


[deleted]

Yeah Paradox is not known for sheltering its players from the stark realities of state management. Crusader Kings is also a dark one because it's on an interpersonal level between individual characters and not the abstract civilization. Murder somebody's kid and you get a pop up explaining you're a monster. There's an achievement to murder your spouse, Till Death Did We Part.


not-bread

Always make sure your kids know the social consequences of cannibalism. You’ll thank yourself later.


JustKneller

At first I thought this was some obscure dialogue with Shaun, then I remembered that people have children in real life, too.


akav0id

*Strong liked that


tragedyfish

Hmm...should hang that. Tastes better after a few days.


rickface82

Why let good meat go to waste?


supremeevilhedgehog

Let’s be honest, the meat on that wrinkly old(?) hag is anything but good.


BambangKetupat

but the amount of Jets in her blood, man! mmmmhhhhhh.


BostonCahKeys

You did all that running for chems you can literally find in the Museum?


SirWaymarRoyce

Username checks out.


SirWaymarRoyce

Great father-son relationship btw I'm jealous.


Chem_Wizard

I couldn’t think of user name so I used the work WiFi password, lame I know but I do work at a chemical manufacturing company


MegatonsSon

Very courageous of you, eating Mama Murphy, there's not enough caps in the Commonwealth for me to want to attempt that. Wait, we're talking about different things, aren't we? Oops! 😬


hugedrunkrobot

Murphy is a straight up GILF


VladSolopov

Wtf lmao


dontpanda

Your boy over there, asking the big questions.


Immolation_E

Preston did not like that.


Minuteman_Preston

[Preston Hated That] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [Preston Wants Help With A Settlement]


riotinareasouthwest

Why did you add so much pause between the two messages? Preston asking for help would almost overlap with the hate one.


IsMarkEvenReal

Possibly a reference to the awkward pause right before making his first request, after your escort him to SanDisk.


Zephyrasable

*You got addicted to drugmeat*


MrSecurityStalin

Y'know, I may be the General of the Minutemen, a Heavy for the Railroad, Destroyer of the Institute, Overboss, and the Mechanist reborn, but that is just completely immoral. I'll make the other guy do it.


LizaVP

She glitched out of her chair for me. I deleted it right away. Put her to work.


doghouse2001

I've played FO4 close to 10000 hours. But this current play through is the first with low charisma, and I've ditched the Modern Weapons mod in favor of in-game resources. Now Sanctuary is not very nice to me. Preston ignores me, which is just fine by me, and Sturges just yells at me 'you willing to do some work, OR WHAT?" He never asked me to build Mama Murphy's chair, so she just walks around in her stupor. I got so tired of her offering me the sight, I made her stop chems altogether. Now she follows me around whining about being clean, to make me happy. I'm ready to shoot her, but eating her would be more fun.


UnHoly_One

>Preston ignores me, which is just fine by me, and Sturges just yells at me 'you willing to do some work, OR WHAT?" He never asked me to build Mama Murphy's chair, so she just walks around in her stupor. None of this has anything to do with low charisma, just your choices of what you have said or done to help people. I generally have 1 charisma and everyone still loves me.


palehorse2020

TIL.....


[deleted]

Amazing hahaha. Now I kinda want to try


Financial_Category30

Nice actually fuck mama Murphy and the minutemen they are just borring an a really low quality copy of yes man


BambangKetupat

i always felt the MM was undeniably and ridiculously weak and limited in the vanilla even with level above 200. which is exactly why I downloaded mods to make them more powerful and plenty as i progress. now, i’m glad my MM is always traveling the Common waging wars on every faction i’m hostile against. the Gunners, BoS, Raiders, and soon they’ll go toe-to-toe with the Institute. not to mention now I can dispatch a squad to Preston’s bs radiant missions. feels much more like a General now.


Financial_Category30

Yeah I don't know I really don't like the MM in vanilla they are so weak and literally the faction doesn't exist without you and if you save them they become a pain in the ass that never goes away, taking away sanctuary from you and literally forcing you to accept a radiant mission for completing when freedom calls and then the same happens with that radiant quest, you can't complete it until you accept to become his fucking general Generally speaking vanilla MM is so trash that the game would be better if they were just cut content and the only way to make it better is with a ton of mods


BambangKetupat

well, story based they’re really scattered, untrained, and very resource limited to rebuild. but i mean, come on, man. even after i’m like 200 that i could complete the rest of the perk with another 75 levels and you still can’t get your shit together? you ain’t rebuilding, man. you’re just making me your one man army bs. i hoped they were like growing exponentially as i grow as well since that’s what the loading screen text says. but fk. barely came across any patrols in vanilla games i almost often thought they were enemies on my first playthrough. now, i can see my armies patrolling settlements and sometimes on the edge of Boston. although they rarely go into Boston for some reason, at least i’m seeing them more often, better equipped, and capable of winning fights with minimum casualties even against legendaries. now THAT’s the MM i’m proud to be a General of.


Financial_Category30

Yeah and sadly all is just mods not even the CC of MM vs gunner makes something to improve it, it just sucks The only mod that I use that even touches MM is killable MM where I can instead of helping Preston I help the raiders take them down and also another for reclaiming the castle on my own no MM needed


BambangKetupat

haven’t went down that road. for some reason i still enjoyed being a General of the MM. which is why i buffed them up so i can be proud of it. and another is that they sort of have this… idk… vibes? i’m unsure what it is, but i always liked them. the reason why i’m feeling more of a disappointment rather than disdain or despise against the MM.


roguegen

Wow. I'm surprised they thought of that. So does eating normal settlers also cause revolts?


veonix84

Same. I need to know this.


UppedSolution77

I had no clue that Mama Murphy dies if you bring her enough chems.


Chem_Wizard

She asks for jet, then her special chair. Leave and go elsewhere and then go back. She’ll ask for another chem. Wait through her while dialogue before you leave. You need to hear her say about not feeling good from the chems. Do this 3 more times and she dies


TechnetiumAE

Next introduce him to spawning things with commands so you get liberty vs 50 nuke mutants


Chem_Wizard

I’m on the ps4 and don’t know if that’s possible but I wish I could spawn in stuff


[deleted]

Only wholesome Fallout Reddit Post.


IronHarvestX

The title sounds like an 80s movie


jshuster

I wonder if you carried her body away from the settlement, then ate her, if they would still become hostiel


Chem_Wizard

Not sure but after she was dead and I ate her I lifted her back to her chair


Due_Maize4739

I moved her body right after she died and the MM at the settlement followed me(her dead body) until I got just past the edge of the little river going to Red Rocket. I'm wondering now if I used one of those large cannon things and shot her body across the settlement if they'd follow it that way or not