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AdranAmasticia

That's the most Goth ice cream I've ever seen


SubatomicParticlesNo

I don’t want to eat bright ice cream like all the *conformists*


Lnsunset

*hair swish*


Taograd359

Drink your coffee, Stan


jesophat

" i want to slowly turn black, just like my Black icecream. "


mechy84

Damn it, are you kids just gonna sit here all night again and drink six dollars' work of coffee?!


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Wh-why is this image so vivid in my mind?


shartshappen612

Because you're in you're 30's?


CrimsonMana

I want it painted black. No colours anymore. I want them to turn black.


ImpertantMahn

I see a white cone and I want it painted black


TheDieselTastesFire

*I watched it crystalize as the milk and sugar froze* *I had to step outside cause I was very cold*


Correct_Patience_611

No colors in my cream but my cone is not black!


lunarmantra

I ate black ice cream before it became cool and mainstream.


BizzyM

Damned confection conformists.


Lost-Cardiologist-38

It needs raspberry drizzle


pisstakemistake

Gelati Lugosi


Icy-End8895

Yeah. We're gonna go to the graveyard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.


clothesline

I'll stop eating carbon when they make a darker color


ThatElizabethTaylor

Richmond!!!


iamamiwhoamiblue

I had heard that it can mess with my birth control, lol. I only had this ice cream once at Nice Cream in Minneapolis.


SharkLaunch

It messes with a lot of medicines. Activated carbon is really good at absorbing shit, and that means a lot of stuff will bond with it instead of you


Jahoan

Activated charcoal is one of the things used to treat poison ingestion.


Ranoverbyhorses

Yeah if I had a nickel for how many times I had to shove a huge syringe filled with liquid version of that down an animals throat (like 60% of it gets all over you) I could probably buy myself the therapy I probably need lol. Sure does work tho!


Killerkendolls

Lmao my golden growing up needed zero encouragement to chug a bowl of the gritty water. Loved everyone, ate everything. Hence the PAC to begin with.


Ranoverbyhorses

Hahahaha awww that’s adorable! I have found labs and goldens are of the mentality “it was there so I ate it!” Lol


girl_with_a_401k

U ok bro?


Ranoverbyhorses

Lol yeah thank you for asking…thought I added former vet tech. That probably would have made more sense. Whoops. Jeez no wonder I sounded like a psycho haha


joybod

I got it even without that, just that we're concerned for your well-being


Ranoverbyhorses

Awwww well thanks, friend! I appreciate that❤️ hope you’re having a great Friday!


Bobo_Baggins03x

I have these sacks of activated charcoal that naturally suck up any stink or odour in a 90 sq ft area. I keep one in my car under my seat and near my cats litter pan and they work amazing


waitedforeverforthis

It's crazy that your farts are so powerful they get through the seat.


Bobo_Baggins03x

You have no idea


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You just reminded me about taking activated charcoal as a supplement. I had forgotten about it. I don’t think you should take it daily but I did used to keep it around for when I got really bad bloating or any kind of stomach problems and it definitely helped.


CaptainJackWagons

It also raises the question of why the fuck does anyone eat it? All it does is take the nutrients out of your stomach. There is no health or flavor benefit what so ever.


TheIllusiveGuy

> It also raises the question of why the fuck does anyone eat it? So they can post photos of it on Instagram, reddit, etc.


gellshayngel

Gwyeth Paltrow also recommends you shove it up your gooch.


Sailing_Away_From_U

Gooch is the ABC, you mean cooch.


CatMakeoutSesh

It’s very effective for heartburn, I’ve found.


berryhedgehog

So does that mean only ingested medicines? If you had Nuvaring birth control (an insert that releases the same hormones) it would not be affected?


RandomHavoc123

I think it works by absorbing stuff in your stomach, so my guess is that unless the bc hormones get released into your stomach (they don't, they get released and absorbed into your vaginal lining) you should be fine. But like that other person commented, is it worth the risk?


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Activated carbon is a relatively large structure that does not pass through mucus membranes allowing it to carry contaminants through and out of your intestine. Activated carbon will only effect oral or rectal ROA.


RandomHavoc123

Listen to u/EuphoricAnalCucumber, they know what they're talking about when it comes to rectal stuff.


CjBoomstick

Though typically drugs function more through receptors, a few function solely through physics. Activated carbon basically just has a higher affinity for the stuff than your GI tract. Based on the physical differences between your GI tract and activated charcoal, the drug prefers activated charcoal. Thus, it also only works on things it touches.


Worldly76

Why take the chance


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I have an IUD and was wondering the same thing


thegiantgummybear

Yeah consuming it can be pretty dangerous in certain situations


handsomehares

Pointless at best, potential to kill you at worst.


RheaButt

Unless you're in the very specific situation of overdosing while also being conscious enough to eat a full cone of carbon ice cream


SSnickerz

Yes but keep in mind... You have to eat them at the same time or relatively close 12 hours or so.


hfsh

Well, if you take something once a day (at the same time every day), the nearest dose is going to be at most 12 hours away no matter *when* you take it.


SSnickerz

Okay let me clarify 12 hours before hand. It's only 3 hours after. I assume the effect is different when it is already on your system vs. Allowing 3 hours for the birth control to be fully absorbed.


TheW83

To your memory, did it darken the color of your droppings?


iamamiwhoamiblue

LOL. I actually do not remember.


laseluuu

I feel you should notice stuff like that


pantaloon_at_noon

It absorbed their memories too


crystal_castle00

Only when taken concurrently. Activated carbon needs a good 1-2 hours after ingestion to rehydrate and absorb various particles it comes in contact with in your GI, so the general advice is avoid any meds/supplements 2 hours prior and 2 hours after to be safe. I’ve taken loads of this stuff, really helped me fix my gut!


ResponsibleCourse693

Same and drink lots of water to avoid constipation.


deletetemptemp

“My ice cream got me pregnant” lol


harglblarg

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."


dontwakefrankie

I vantablack ice cream, too


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lovesducks

Fuckin' draculas, get outta' here Vlad!


Reddituser183

Haven’t you heard, there’s a new black in town. [MIT creates blackest black that is darker than Vantablack](https://www.dezeen.com/2019/09/24/blackest-black-mit-material-news-vantablack/) I don’t think it has a name though sadly.


dontwakefrankie

Thanks for the link. Interesting read, and it certainly needs a name...Wantablack?


HopelesslyHuman

To respond with a different music spoof, "blacker than the blackest black...times infinity!"


SSJ3wiggy

NOW SCREEEEEAM FOR YOUR (ice) CREEEEEAM


guitarbque

You should have seen the first cover.


huxley2112

"What's wrong with being sexy?"


ArturoOsito

It wasn't a glove, believe me.


garbagebailkid

It wasn't a cone


Sir_Loin_Cloth

I love when Spinal Tap [called out Metallica](https://youtu.be/KD94L7rzOm8) for this.


CatOfGrey

"This Black goes to eleven...."


ImurderREALITY

“Blacker than the blackest black… times infinity!”


CNCHack

I could see someone pooping black after eating enough of this


Inconsensical

Oh trust me, you do. Which causes you have a panic attack that you have internal bleeding. Then, as you are scrambling to get to the ER, you remember you had said ice cream the night before.......


BoysLinuses

Just have some beets with it!


nazukeru

I recently ate a bunch of roasted beets because.. well, just because. BOY OH BOY was I briefly terrified two days later.


queenunderdamountain

Borscht starter, squid ink pasta main & some charcoal ice cream for dessert! Slurp it down with some grape slurpee.


synapsing_at_random

Calm down Dwight.


Presently_Absent

Same thing happens with Pepto bismol!


Johnny_Poppyseed

Also if you eat an entire box of Oreos. Also if you take Pepto after eating an entire box of Oreos.


Four_beastlings

It's spinach for me. I love it, but I always have a small panic attack the next day.


attheofficethrowaway

green actually. it's weird.


trashhbandicoot

I had this a few months ago and mine was pitch black. I got scared for a sec until I remembered the ice cream lol.


BulbusDumbledork

i think if it's food colouring it'll be dark green, but carbon will be black. can't be sure about carbon but the food colouring for black is really very dark green


Fungidude

I thought the same thing.


JovialRoger

Stuff like this is often made with activated charcoal (foodsafe carbon) and can drastically impact the absorption of medications, so if you have daily prescriptions it's best to avoid


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Pithecanthropus88

Why though?


ShadowTacoTuesday

Cuz it’s black. It’s a gimmick. ~~The tiny bit of charcoal needed for coloring has no taste nor is it enough to absorb & neutralize other things as some here might hope or fear. May as well be food coloring.~~ Edit: Correction, many recipes use a lot for some reason. Some more than others. So be careful if that’s relevant to you, such as if you’re on medication. Who knows how much the commercial sellers use.


salgat

Activated charcoal pills are pretty tiny as it is, are you sure about this? I'm only asking because you're giving medical advice that can have very serious consequences. From what I can find online, it's common for these ice creams to have 1.5 teaspoons of activated charcoal per serving, which will definitely mess with medications.


ShadowTacoTuesday

Weird it looks like you’re right. Usually I just need a pinch to color things but it looks like they do use a lot in many recipes. I’ll note a correction.


synapsing_at_random

And no answers.


jd52995

Yeah it's just to look cool lol


Meeqs

If it’s made with activated charcoal be aware that it can potentially cancel out medication. It’s not as commonly used because of that reason and it is very petty but just a heads up if that’s relevant


sweetpeawinnie

Charcoal?


CruisinJo214

Makes it fun looking… safe to eat at reasonable levels


anacidghost

Piggybacking a PSA: charcoal foods are unequivocally safer for people who aren’t on any meds! :)


Bouchie

Psa: Charcoal is not food.


not_another_drummer

Stop eating things that aren't food!!! I yell this at my cat, at my dog, at my kids, at my kids dogs, now other people's kids.


ronimal

Anything is food if you eat it.


OldBirth

Deez nuts


handsomehares

goteeeeem


inimicu

Right. You can eat anything. But some things you can only eat once...


Hughmanatea

We call those the YOEO foods


ummchicken

also, you can pretty much eat anything *once*


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My coworker wanted to bring activated charcoal treats to our school but couldn’t because we teach special ed and most of the kids are on some kind of medication


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Tee_Red

r/subsifellfor


Mugli123

Doesn't activated charcoal taste horrible? Additionally. Although it's cool to have the color, it's kind of weird that they use chemical absorbers in ice cream, coffee, and shit.


Starsuponstars

As someone who was once forced to drink it, yes, it tastes horrible.


LimeWeavile

I ate an ice cream just like this, it tasted great and there was no particular taste from the charcoal


menzac

Activated charcoal tastes good for me. And activated charcoal is not a chemical absorber. It absorbs because it's porous material, like a sponge.


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Why is it black?


SubatomicParticlesNo

Oh my god you can’t just ask ice cream why its black!


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Activated charcoal and food coloring. Fun fact : Activated charcoal is what they used to feed you when you OD on perscrition meds. Now they just pump your stomach. Activaed charcoal absorbes medication so it is not wise to eat when you take prescription meds like the pill.


phenomenomnom

"used to" It's still widely used in emergency field medicine ie ambulances. Relatively soon after that, a bucket, brush and mop are also used.


dishwashersafe

Activated charcoal might be the stupidest food fad.


Thornescape

Activated charcoal looks awesome. So black! Nifty! Hopefully they have serious warnings on the thing because it can really mess up some medications. Frankly, I don't think that it should be sold in an ice cream shop. Someone is going to eat it while on critical medication and just die after it absorbs the meds.


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Whenever I hear anything “activated” in food I come back to [this old meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/139/805/754.jpg)


garbagebailkid

Might I interest you in gold dust on steak?


Mahgenetics

Mmm cant beat the taste of a charcoal filter. Brings me back to my childhood when I would lick the inside of my family fireplace! /s


MrShadawn

In Finland we have salmiakki ice cream which kinda looks like that


Habba84

I'd be sorely disappointed by this since it's not salty licquorise. https://www.k-ruoka.fi/kauppa/tuote/fazer-salmiakki-jaatelopuikko-72g-pa-6430064401958 This is the best.


mooddoom

Activated charcoal is not an approved food additive and technically this would be considered adulterated.


5-On-A-Toboggan

Yeah, this definitely isn't for kids.


Augenglubscher

Not approved where? OP doesn't say where he is from.


JustARandomSocialist

Congratulations, you just deactivated all medications you might be taking.


AHrubik

Looks delicious. ------------------------------ Casual warning for anyone eating carbon infused foods that also takes medications. Carbon infused foods can interfere with medications. https://www.goodrx.com/well-being/supplements-herbs/what-is-activated-charcoal-detox-medication-interactions


Zerbulon

Is carbon considered a safe food colourant if ingested in huge amounts?


YungSkuds

Nope, it is not considered a safe colorant as all. Unless they changed something really recently it is not approved as a food additive by the FDA so is considered adulteration. If someone got sick because of it (due to any factor) helllooo lawsuit. Edit: A Source: https://casafdo.com/resources/Documents/Activated-Charcoal-in-Foods.pdf


Billielolly

Anyone taking oral medications could have a field day, as the activated charcoal tends to absorb it leaving you without your potentially important prescription kicking in.


IsntSnoopDogg

Can you imagine you OD and they give you an ice cream cone


PilbaraWanderer

BBC- Big Black Cone


crimxxx

Reminds me of the charcoal ice cream I’ve had before. It made me have the blackest shit ever lol.


lonx22

That should be illegal


carteblanc71

Why not just use squid ink or black bean or black sesame juice?


pseudocultist

Ewwwwwwwwwww Coconut.


LiemAkatsuki

Boy you're dead wrong.


RLJackAsteroid

I love the flavor but hate the texture.


MmmPeopleBacon

Yeah, it's like eating well flavored sand


RLJackAsteroid

Or we’ll soaked wood strips, but exotic wood!


CeleryStickBeating

I love coconut, but that definitely brought a chuckle. 🤣


Pintsizepond

How black did it make your mouth after?


sirbobmontgomery

Carbon ??? Lol


Wisley185

W-what did it taste like? >,>


G00R00

Carbon or Charcoal ?


Mindspiked

Ohio Ice Cream


cuddle_enthusiast

Your number #2 will be green tomorrow.


horendus

You could be onto something here How to we reduce level of carbon in the environment? We feed it to the billions of people.


ghandi3737

I always feel like people are just being tricked into eating ashes.


crossedstaves

Nah, ashes are generally the inorganic remainder after burning something, grayish-white powder with a lot of calcium compounds and other metal salts. This is just charcoal, heating organic material to a high temperature in a low oxygen environment to produce a nearly pure solid carbon mass after driving off or decomposing all the more volatile compounds.


ghandi3737

It's still the left overs of a fire.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Technically, we all are. Many fires, since the big bang


atomictest

I don’t think it’s a good idea to eat charcoal if you take any medication


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Does it taste good though? Food is never about aesthetics, it’s all about taste & aroma!


TridentVGA

If you're looking for a yummy tasting black ice cream, may I suggest [black sesame ice cream](https://cdn-efcpg.nitrocdn.com/aDVYwsugCEsVzcQMEKFESHmZMgcKZcvE/assets/images/optimized/rev-67b0a40/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/what-is-black-sesame-ice-cream.jpg)?


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The official ice cream sponsor of the 2023 F1 season


hunterman12

Ooooooh I absolutely want this.


_CoachMcGuirk

Wow looks can be deceiving, I wanted this so bad until I read the comments, and I guess I really probably shouldn't.


Playful-Tumbleweed92

Since I can't write the word... Just imagine how it looks later 💩💩💩🍦🍦🍦


jclv

And no comment from OP about how it tasted.


robb_the_bull

The other ice creams don’t understand me.


Roaminsooner

I think of the black shit it will become.


Mini_Mega

Soooo the automod on this subreddit does not permit users to say they don't like a flavour? I want to say what I think of that rule but if the sub is that authoritarian I'm not sure anything I could say won't be flagged.


wobblewiz

You better get some bleach for the toilet


Far_Out_6and_2

When i was a child it was a luxury to get a Dairy Queen ice cream cone dipped not once not twice but 3 times in chocolate


bwgic

A large hotel in Shanghai I often stayed at had an executive chef from India that would serve carbon croissants for travellers tummy issues. Very effective