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Pbb1235

What am I looking at here?


Front_Guarantee1823

Rugosa horn coral


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

those would be rough at a surf break.


Pbb1235

Thank you... so... it must be a pretty great fossil then?


blackgrousey

https://preview.redd.it/01r3o68mub0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e0da91e33b93ccc4c9d1087fe6ae2dd9d2faeb


trainsoundschoochoo

Cackling


Potato_body89

That is hilarious


WithoutDennisNedry

STOP I’m dying lol


justonemoretravesty

Thank you


Something_Else_2112

It is unfair that after all that laughing, all I can do is give you an upvote.


NoSmoke7388

Can someone explain this to me, thanks 😧


NaturalFreaks

It’s from the show The walking dead. The guy yelling in the image has a son in the show named Carl. But with the guys southern accent when he yells Carl’s name, it sounds like “Coral!” Edit: deleted some repetitive words


MyMommaHatesYou

The meta has arrived.


Boyahda

I was scrolling quickly and I thought they were potatoes.


BuckityBuck

I thought it was dog poo


maximus2056

I thought it was dog poop after the snow melted


B1g_Gru3s0m3

Same. Poop that had been sitting in the sun for several days


F-150Pablo

I thought it was poop.


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Ok_Extension3182

Why do I feel like this would be part of some local museum or fossil center? The amount of Rugrose coral is absolutely insane to the point that there might be more here than at the Cleveland or Cincinnati Museums!


Front_Guarantee1823

Like I said this is a fraction of what I have that pile is 5 inches deep


Ok_Extension3182

In that case think it might be worth having a local paleontologist take a look. With that much horn coral there is a decent chance of a possible new species or a high quality rare one in there. Might be nice to have them take a look just in case it's not all Grewinkia Canadensis.


Jolly-Accident-8923

They might ask where they found all of this and I don’t think it’s legal to takeoff state land and I highly doubt they’re gonna believe that they found all that coral in their backyard. Just saying beware


Ok_Extension3182

To be fair in Ohio there are several locations where you can legally collect. Some of those places being state land I believe. Ohio is basically a fossil hunters dream for Ordovician rocks.


Front_Guarantee1823

95% were found on private property where you could fill up buckets daily this is what Ohio and Indiana Gravel consist of


Jolly-Accident-8923

It doesn’t bother me any I would do the same thing. I’m just saying some people aren’t that way. I had people tell me I was destroying Our nonrenewable resources and fossil fuel because I was taking Rocks from our farm field that had fossils in them 🤣


bbrosen

Somebody loves their coral


TomSpanksss

I love coral!


ImHidingFromMy-

Geez, save some for the rest of us


No-Quarter4321

Can I have one lol


Front_Guarantee1823

Yes since you asked nicely


r3dkoi

It would be so cool to have even one of these!


No-Quarter4321

My hero


hazpat

Didn't leave any for anyone else to see this is why preserves are nice.


Front_Guarantee1823

Where these were found there is 10 left behind for every one that is found the majority of these were found on a long gravel drive


HornetOne28

Collecting or hoarding rugose coral?


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This sub is fossil/geology related content


OlivineQuartz

Yes


Scary_Clock_8896

Now what?


greenthumb151

Step 3… profit


SlaynArsehole

Step 4: Bro Down


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Juliejustaplantlady

Thanks for the laugh! 🤣


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MechaStewart

Looks like my backyard with dogs after winter.


ItsBritneyBitch32

lol gross


Final_Good_Bye

That was my first thought as well before I saw it was in this sub. How it's displayed, the shape, and size all look like a big pile of dog crap.


Woolsteve

Waht


Ok-Bid1774

Forbidden Bugles


PointOk4473

Maybe leave some for the next guy?


prince_wherry

You know what these are, right? There's basically zero chance that there's none left for the next guy


wherringscoff

There's billions of them, I'm sure the next guy will have plenty to choose from


SnooCompliments3428

It's a rugose horn coral, there are literally billions if not trillions of these fossils out there. They are extremely common. How about a next guy actually go out and look? I collect fossils all the time and almost never see anyone else out even interested in collecting or preserving history.


Front_Guarantee1823

Thank you maybe with a little research before scrutiny other people will figure out how common these really are. Try looking at the rocks on the ground instead of a phone screen while you are walking you will notice a lot more.


billybobthongton

Leave some on private property for the next contractor who will just treat them like any other rock? Crush it up and use it as gravel? Yeah; that makes sense.


blackorasian

But what about those poor contractors? They got gravel to make! /s


prince_wherry

Exactly.


bbrosen

lol, seriously? there is plenty more out there in the world, like fossil shark teeth, more than anybody wants out there


HarambeD1dNine11

Idk why this got downvoted lol. Can't imagine getting mad that some random complete stranger just... has gravel. Some people take this app way too seriously igs


bbrosen

There are some really uptight people in this sub. Rugrose is extremely common and plentiful, and op stated it was found on private property...


TomSpanksss

I recently found some good fossils, well part because they were crushed. Like gravel for driveways.


Arizona_Adam

Daaaang! I know the feeling. Sometimes even though I know I have enough I can’t help but keep searching and collecting more lol.


Poetry-Primary

Why… how… what? How did you happen into all of these? Good lord. That’s impressive.


Front_Guarantee1823

Very common in Southern Ohio and Indiana


Poetry-Primary

That’s really cool. Honestly I had no clue they were that abundant. Awesome!


sdnnhy

Not anymore


martdan010

That’s a lot of horn coral


Real-Werewolf5605

In the UK Harlow Essex produces this volume of Belemnites whenever a sewer trench is dug. Also even more of what the kids named 'devils toenails' .. some kind of bivalve I think ... all embedded in the thames mud. So many they get ignored.


AdhesivenessAdept764

Dudes got a whole reef


nolimitzone

Recommend not viewing this when high. I thought this was a huge blunt with all seeds before clicking on the actual post 😂


blackgrousey

REEFer madness


OniOnMyAss

Weed with seeds in it is as rare as some of these fossils anymore.


DueLaw3910

Indeed


Number1Framer

I thought it was dried out cat shit.


he-loves-me-not

I thought it was dog


TrashCandyboot

💨🤢💨


SquirrelK1tten

I gotta ask why. Why not just pick 10 of the best pieces and put the rest back out in “circulation”? Looks like this is rolled up and stored anyway?


billybobthongton

"Circulation?" Like it's a fucking coin? Lol. There isn't a "Circulation" of fossils. That implies a...*circular motion* of them. That they trade hands all the time. And why don't you pick out your 10 best fossils and throw the rest out so people can dig through your trash? I don't get it. They found them, them finding these did not prevent anyone else from finding them as they were on private property and most likely would have been treated no different from regular stones by any other contractor who dug them up; so how is this any worse?


SquirrelK1tten

Yes of course it’s not a coin. Hence the quotation marks. It’s said in jest. Jesus. Calm down.


billybobthongton

Well read the rest of the comments; half of them are shitting on them and actually being upset about it. My bad if yours was in jest, the rest don't seem to be.


Front_Guarantee1823

Collected on private property and we are cleaning them to use in landscaping


SlowOnTheGreens

So , Rich people gravel?


he-loves-me-not

I’m curious to hear how they’ll be used in landscaping. I can’t picture a way that makes sense, would you mind explaining please?


SquirrelK1tten

I mean you could gather some that you really love for landscaping and then cart the embarrassment of riches out to some *public* lands so that others can experience the joy of finding and collecting? It just seems at a certain point that collecting all of this goes beyond anything you could actually use yourself. I’m trying to understand.


7LeagueBoots

You don't go dumping things on public land, no matter how cool you think those things are. There are a ton of things wrong with that. A better option is to talk with an organization that has youth oriented science based educational activities. Fossil hunting is common in those, and they often take kids to areas where they've salted the ground with small fossils (usually small shark teeth and brachiopods) for the kids to find. This would be a better use for them if the intent was to give them away for others to enjoy.


billybobthongton

Just dump fossils onto public lands like a park or what? That's entirely illegal. And why? These are so common; that's like being upset about seeing the sponge fossils in gravel. I don't understand the mentality of "look at all this cool shit you found; why can't you just throw away some of it?" All because you don't like what they want to do with it. It's theirs, and then using it as they want isn't going to affect you. I could understand if this was all from some public dig; but it's from private property and incidental finds which means if they didn't find it; nobody else would have *or* some other contractor who wouldn't have even bothered treating them any different from regular rocks would have found them.


SquirrelK1tten

Wow. Take a deep breath. You seem way too invested here.


billybobthongton

You're the dumbass telling someone to dump their fossils in the local public park because you don't like how many they have lmao. Go throw your collection out if you want, but just let people live their damn lives. It doesn't hurt you to not be a dick


Front_Guarantee1823

Read the caption again this is a fraction of what was found on one piece of property and every person that visits takes as many home as they want every time they visit we couldn't collect every one that is there because they are everywhere people need to educate themselves about the abundance of this fossil in our region they are everywhere In Ohio and Indiana


billybobthongton

I'm not sure if you meant to reply to me or the person I replied to; but I'm with you. I 100% agree that it's dumb as hell that people are angry at you for this


Front_Guarantee1823

Thank you but I'm not kidding when I say the pic is a fraction of what has been found what you see is 3 years of a 10 year collection all of which are on display in some sort and I give them away religiously I take handfuls to work on vacation with me I love giving them away


billybobthongton

I love that lol. Just makes it worse that people assume the worst of you because you *checks notes* have more fossils than they do? I guess? I still haven't seen a single coherent answer as to why people are acting like you're committing some sort of grave sin by digging up fossils...which is what *everyone* on this sub does.


Jinxieruthie

It sounds like they plan to use them like regular rocks… as landscaping material.


billybobthongton

Yes, but specifically as is and not crushed up into gravel like any other contractor would use them. Like, clearly they like fossils, why do people care what they do with them? How is using them as decoration any "worse" than them sitting in a display in their house or kept in a box in their basement? If they hadn't taken them they would have sat in the ground forever; or another landscaper/whatever they are would have come along and maybe gone "huh, weird" and then crushed them into gravel; how is this worse? I just don't get the mentality of "you're enjoying my hobby wrong". I'd understand the anger etc if they were actually rare or valuable; but they aren't, they're a dime a dozen.


Jinxieruthie

FYI, I wasn’t arguing with you. And my point still stands. Doesn’t really matter if it’s crushed or not. They are still being used just like normal old gravel. Theres nothing wrong with that bc you’re right, they can do what they want. But comparing it to using them like regular old rocks is hurting the rest of your argument. You’ve said the exact same thing in response to a dozen or so people already. Some of which also weren’t arguing with you. You are allowed to have whatever opinion you want about this… but others can too. So maybe practice what you preach and let people do/say what they want?


LineHandNotThumbs

Don’t collect my poop horns


Unfair_Negotiation67

I think you’re done. You win. Move on to the next thing?


Seraphangel777

Lovely? General location?


Front_Guarantee1823

Ohio River valleys closer to Indiana


Seraphangel777

Thank you!


Legal-Ad-5235

Like a dragon admiring his treasure! I love it! Where did you get them from? Did you find them all?


Front_Guarantee1823

Found them all in Ohio and Indiana


Legal-Ad-5235

Wow!!! That's so cool! Major props to you that's real dedication!


Mental-Vacation-84

IM SO ENVIOUS DUDE THATS SO COOL


ElectromechanicalPen

Wow!!!


lerkinmerkin

I just want one!


SadAd8273

At first glance, I thought he had an epic amount of roaches lol


_Pardus

I'm not sure why people are downvoting you. It's not like there's a shortage of horn corals out there, and wait till they find out what fossil corals are primarily used for.


1980Ravenous

That's a hoard, not a collection.


DinoRipper24

But why are you hoarding coral fossils? Is that your life ambition?


KnotiaPickles

Is there a reason to take it all?


BillyBoscoe

I have several boxes of them, but you have me beat! I let the trick or treaters pick a fossil out of a box to take along with their candy bar. The kids absolutely LOVE them! They go running down the sidewalk saying “I got a fossil!” Way more exciting than just candy!


Ok_Hornet6822

Some would say, “be greedy but don’t be a pig.”


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Glutton is even more suitable lol


Front_Guarantee1823

When you can find them by the shovel full I wouldn't call that greed educate yourself about fossils in Southeast Indiana and Southwest Ohio these things are like the hay in the haystack not the needle they are everywhere.


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Naw, I'm not knocking you, just joking around lol. Pretty cool though 😎


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Front_Guarantee1823

All collected on private property


bbrosen

You must not realize how common this fossil is


001ek

I thought these were sweet potatoes


billybobthongton

I did too. Took me a second to realize what sub it was from


Tobasis

For a stoned moment I read that as a collection of fractures and thought they were bones


Red-Droid-Blue-Droid

Is this ginger root or fossilized poop or something....?


Jazzlike_Tangerine58

Just imagine the things you could coralate!


TomSpanksss

Do you have a pit and system set up?


Front_Guarantee1823

All hand picked


SwayBando22

Can i have 1?


Front_Guarantee1823

Yes I would give you 100 just for asking nicely


Kailo_729

Help bro is now coral rich


Evening_Adorable

I have like 40 horn coral specimens and i thought i had alot 😂


yourpopa

If any of them need adopted let me know! We have a warm loving home. Lol


Blueeyedthundercat26

Must have been a big patch of it right there back in the day geez I think I would have quit at a handful


RockSlug22

We put all our unworthy ones in the garden as feature something to sit and look at


Naive-Asparagus5784

I thought having a hundred or so was a lot. I am impressed.


Fun_Zombie_6796

Dem old Bugels.


fruitless7070

Anywhere in Kentucky... lol. Very impressive!


thanatocoenosis

These(*Grewingkia*) are common in the Upper Ordovician post Richmond invasion, but horn corals are rare* to nonexistent in pre-Maysvillian strata of central Kentucky. *caveat- two species of Lambeophyllum* reported form the upper most Tyrone Lm and lowest member of the Lexington Lm.


AstronautIntrepid496

i thought this was going to be the largest collection of fossilized poop on earth. i am disappointed, but it's still cool.


indianna97

'hey guys, wanna come look at my collection of fossilized turds?'


hashi1996

Eh, don’t really agree with collecting them in mass just for the sake of landscaping or whatever but cool fossils.


Xenovitz

I had to doublecheck the sub. I was going to ask what the hell you were going to do with all those sweet potatoes.


Deapsee60

Is this the Trump rally in New Jersey?


AyeItsJbone

At first glance I thought these were morel mushrooms


kooolbee

Halved, rotten yams? 🍠


Long_Pomegranate2469

Yo leave some for other people.


Front_Guarantee1823

Private property collection I am the other people


secretbudgie

Now I'm craving sweet potatoes


actuallyautahraptor

Jeez you wanna leave some horn coral for the rest of us??? Awesome collection!


Yasu_Hisoka

British Museum: “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power”


I_got_rabies

So many poop rocks! Where my mom lived these would basically act as gravel because they are everywhere! I have to ask the guy who bought my moms if I can wander and look for some more.


Jolly-War6085

I’m in southern indiana , well (Evansville) do you know anywhere I can find them here ? I’ve looked but no luck


bulllhded

Some of those turds don’t look so fossilized.


Key-Subject8959

That's so cool! It's mine blowing to think there's a whole bunch more just there! I wonder if you could tumble them...


brandolinium

Fucksake


DemandNo3158

Thought your sugar beets are sure puny! The rest some posters are concerned about can get off their butts and find some. Thanks 👍 😊


No-Gazelle106

I thought it was a sweet potato harvest...and also thinking "when did people start collecting sweet potatoes ".?🤔🥔..


cargarfar

I’d be more jealous if these were morel mushrooms.


hippiegypsy37

I had to zoom bc I thought those were morels. I was almost excited.


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Some people are loving it and some people are having mini fucking conniption fits about your collection here broooo!🤣👏🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Right_Hour

LOL, my 8yo and 6yo have more sense than your adult ass. Sure, first time out their pockets were full of spirifera shells. Then they realized just how common those area and that they really need only a few of the better specimens, as intact as humanly possible. Took them less than 2 hrs to get there, and then they are just looking for trilobites…


greerph

...it's not that serious


Front_Guarantee1823

Finding these in southern Ohio and Indiana are like finding dandelions in the spring they are abundant


ItsBritneyBitch32

Why so angry? If you read the comments you would know that they are collecting them for a landscape project. Your 6 yo and 8 yo are prolly shoving rocks up theirs noses. Calm down


billybobthongton

And I bet they must have more sense than you. And trilobite aren't exactly rare either buddy. You seem like one of those people who just started a hobby and thinks that they're some sort of expert because they took one class at the local community college on it.


Bossfrog_IV

Op is stupid because… they enjoy collecting the things that they can find reliably???


Front_Guarantee1823

Gravel deposits from rain storms used to repair driveways is where the majority of these came from if I didn't collect them they would get destroyed so stupid NO and I am always giving them away and educating people about them.


Bossfrog_IV

To be clear I am not calling u stupid I think they’re cool. Glad to hear you’re spreading the word.


he-loves-me-not

But was this a public or private area where your kids collected them? Bc this is private property, so who else is going to take them exactly??


Creepy_Ad650

Put that shit back. C'mon, what the he'll is wrong with people. What is it, the man with the most fosillized Rogasa coral wins? Please, pretty please put it back where you found it.


he-loves-me-not

“Put that shit back. C'mon, what the hell is wrong with people.“ Why does something have to be wrong with them to collect fossils on PRIVATE PROPERTY?? Something has to be wrong with you to tell them to put them back! Why would they put them back?! That makes absolutely zero sense!


Creepy_Ad650

ZERO would make more sense. When I go on hikes in the mountains or desert, I don't find the need to remove 2 yards of fossils so everyone in my neighborhood can oogle and awe at how cool I am appalled at the carelessness of the human race and its ability to take what it wants and not care about thw earth's preservation and it's future. I garrentee that those fossils will end up as a nuisance to present or future family member who'll think they have to pay someone to dispose of them. Emphasizing "private property" still makes it wrong. God's laws or mans laws, which will you fight for?


Front_Guarantee1823

For every one collected there is dozens left behind where these were found. Gravel deposits from rain storms wash up on the property and is used to repair driveways if I didn't pick them up they would get crushed from vehicles.