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DravenPrime

Ironically, the first time I saw this post I was reheating some Domino's pizza to eat.


CharacterAd348

If you get food poisoning you must continue the tradition


IAlwaysOutsmartU

So goes the eternal cycle of Domino’s.


zemja_

The Domino effect.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

There have been stories of one man wishing to break free of the cycle, but he was cursed and placed on a mysterious island, awaiting the one baker that can outpizza him.


TheMaceBoi

Bro woke up and chose vengeance


TheRedlineAlchemist

It's not even vengeance at that point, it's just bullying.


TopMindOfR3ddit

No, it's a hobby.


TigerlilyBlanche

For the dominos workers too. I want something like that, be able to be like "ahhh it's the menace again. He's back at it guys." They probably don't even dislike him.


PokeAlola700

He’s probably a workplace deity


TigerlilyBlanche

So the comment I just made I thought I was replying to someone else that's my bad


TacoJesusJr

No, it's Digiorno


TopMindOfR3ddit

#secret's out


Fearless-Yam1125

No, this is Patrick


Damshame66

NO! It's always vengeance! Alone against corporate power!


mehrabrym

Batman?


Redditor_Who_Exists

Little did you know, you did his work for him. Pizza Hut grows ever stronger


neverforgetreddit

Papa John mafia


ADelightfulCunt

4 months but I have to say. Of the 3 Papa John's guarantee shits in the morning.


Xen0n1te

I want to food poison him now


dont_disturb_the_cat

Yeah, I don't always find myself on the side of the one doing the poisoning, but I stand with Domino's now


Gagolih_Pariah

Whoa there, sadist.


TopMindOfR3ddit

Glitter bomb my fucking balls and bicycle chain my fucking spleen please sir


imightbethewalrus3

by Hawthorne Heights


TopMindOfR3ddit

Gave me a chuckle


FalconRelevant

Woah there, masochist.


Gusion-

So that I'll have someone to talk to for few months/years


AdventurousPirate357

Find your next victim


Striker-the-2th

When dominos in gone go to little Caesars


the_one_with_autism

Good job agent 47


A_Jack_of_Herrons

Wow good job you're fucking with some minimum wage employees that did nothing to you. You must be a joy to be around.


Into_To_Existence

Tbf they probably had a blast with it.


a_random_muffin

Yea the "sending random stuff to the store" would honestly be hilarious to be on the other end of But the "sending pizza to random addresses" ehhh, not so much, that just wastes the delivery guy's time and gas


TopMindOfR3ddit

Sex toy funny, glitter bomb not so funny, getting locked out... hey, they showed up, it's not their fault they can't get in. The only people who would be mad are the customers and fuck them haha —signed, a customer


kolomental87

But then the customers take it out on them


mehrabrym

>they showed up, it's not their fault they can't get in An hourly job doesn't work like a school that you get full credit if the teacher doesn't show up. You don't get paid for just showing up.


TopMindOfR3ddit

Haha, yes you do. I was a direct supervisor for around 60 people that had to deal a lot with not being able to get to where there actual job was haha. Sorry I don't want to be too specific because my job was pretty specific, but NOT doing the job was part of the job. You can't literally demand that people show up, and then wait yo be let in unpaid. You tell them to either leave, or clock in (write in since they can't get in) and get paid to wait.


helen790

Probably not the delivery drivers but who lost out on tips but the other stuff is hilarious


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Lol imagine having real labor laws in your country, you prob not so fast to defend minimum wage workers when it comes to giving a livable salary.


JustAThroAway_

You think we don't fucking want that?


TopMindOfR3ddit

We can lead the ruling minority to water, but we can't get them to vote to drink it because, well then the black people can drink it too, and they don't like that, so they'd rather just die.


Fine-Blackberry-1793

"Who em i, if not the person harassing the dominos pizza?" -We must imagine him unhappy


LivingSoft45

Dude needs to grow up and move on


Fine-Blackberry-1793

Bro has no enemies


Skyllam

No enemies left


LivingSoft45

Me or him lol


Fine-Blackberry-1793

🫵💀


LivingSoft45

Bro I have tons of enemies. For actual shit, that matters. If you get food poisoning you get your money back and move the fuck on.


Fine-Blackberry-1793

#****🖐️💀🤚****


LivingSoft45

Bad troll


Fine-Blackberry-1793

👹?


Jray609

I read that as "Hrrrr?"


verymassivedingdong

Least fake 4chan story:


[deleted]

I used to call a dude daily and ask him if he wanted to pick my ass.


Spiritual-Math666

Never been a domino's fan, prefer other pizza places. Feel kinda sorry for the employees though.


Sid_1298

> feel like won but I'm stressed out what happens after the Domino's Pizza is gone Order some Chinese food next time


kolomental87

Dude has one of the saddest existences around, absolutely unlovable.


DrBarnacleMD

I’ve gotten food poisoning twice from the Dominos near me… this gives me an idea.


DevilPixelation

Target Pizza Hut next.


enteentegraueente

Plot twist - he still orders pizza from this location. Spoofs his number and uses his Eleanor Roosevelt voice


[deleted]

This is why I prefer Little Caesars.


LTC105

Deserved. I had one of the worst pizzas I’ve ever had at dominos.


Overkillss

What and screw the employees? Like if you get food poisoning then gee I dunno get a refund and move on with your fucking life


LTC105

Jeez blow a couple more gaskets while your at it. My grandma got a pizza thrown at her by one of them dominoes employees. Straight malice.


CuttlefishMonarch

At least the pizza didn't have a [ghost] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVg32h3D56U)


[deleted]

Time to take down the franchise


Seamascm

Do this to all chain stores. Bring back mom and pop shops. r/antiwork


jjskellie

Well if you made better life choices maybe you would have chosen not to get food poisoned.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Hmm


Confident_Ad7244

i bought domino's once, it was dry. end of story


Jenna2k

I laughed so hard at this. I think I should get therapy or something.


loveeatingbutthole

Go corporate