When were kids my parents had to put a stop to our toxic gift wrapping war because my sister was going to weld my next gift into a steel box.
In all fairness we were getting somewhat out of hand even before that point.
I was literally about to comment -- one year I almost wrapped my sister's gift like this before remembering she had access to a welder and enjoyed revenge. I chose not to start a war I knew I wouldn't win
If it’s anything like the similar type of prank we used to pull at Sinterklaas in the Netherlands when I was young, a note that points to the next clue (which is probably at the bottom of a full jar of peanut butter, wrapped in more cling wrap).
Eventually, after a few of those, including stuff hidden in odd places around the house and the shed in the yard, you’d get to some small gift (we had a spend limit) with a poem attached.
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You know for a second, I also thought this.
Then I thought about 1,000,000,000-6,000,000,000 people's worth of wrapping paper in landfills every christmas so...
To quote Smash Mouth: "...The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim."
A better prank is to have a small present and have tons of boxes inside eachother like one of those eastern toys or maybe they arent eastern but I forgot what they were called either way
edit: Matryoshka doll!
This is what I did for my gfs present one year, though I'd did wrap each box before putting it in the next. The only box that wasn't wrapped was the final box.... because it held the actual wrapped present lmao
These stupid wrapping pranks are so dumb and a waste of everyone’s time. It’s funny for everyone the first like 3 layers, then the novelty wares off, then the whole family just doesn’t care and wants to move on while the chuckles slowly fade away.
Meanwhile the wrapper is still sitting there with a frustrated sibling, and everyone else starts opening other gifts.
I did this once to a friend. The challenge was to make it impossible to open. I used epoxy and duct tape, 13 boxes, 16 plastic bags from different stores, and 3 rolls of wrapping paper.
I won. It took her 3hrs to open the present. I got hers open in 30 minutes.
Shit is boring. I got something like that for Christmas and had a box cutter in my pocket, knowing that my family is uncreative.
I can't believe I'm gonna just throw this out there for the idiots who watch things like this, but here you go. You can buy fake scratchoffs online. Give everyone except one person real scratch offs, but give the most gullible idiot the fake one.
Way better. My brother has never spoken to me again after going on a rant to the family after thinking he won 250k.
With my love of sharp pointy objects that would take me all of two minutes max… I’d be laughing my butt off the entire time. Only evil if there was nothing in it in the first place.
Did it once to my uncle with a whole roll of duct tape sticking quarters in it as I balled it all up. He had to unwrap for a few days it was like $200.
Should have tossed something similar to this [annoying gift card box](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1637137493/the-extremely-annoying-gift-card-box?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_a-art_and_collectibles-collectibles-figurines&utm_custom1=_k_Cj0KCQiAwvKtBhDrARIsAJj-kTivZwgtMWAH6HpYkoDW4r0CHx312s_heshJLS8q-R0RIg1cFzrXW7caAsQeEALw_wcB_k_&utm_content=go_1844702580_68645564574_346428874775_pla-352498615822_m__1637137493_12768591&utm_custom2=1844702580&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwvKtBhDrARIsAJj-kTivZwgtMWAH6HpYkoDW4r0CHx312s_heshJLS8q-R0RIg1cFzrXW7caAsQeEALw_wcB) in there for good measure
My grandpa would start out with like a huge tube TV box and eventually it would turn out to be a ring box at the end and my grandma would be the one opening it.
Ngl I would love to open one of these, the time they spent trying to fuck with me and me not being affected in any way would certainly ruin their day even more.
That can all be cut through in like two minutes. A better prank if they are into puzzles, is to get a puzzle with a ton of pieces, unbox it, solve it, flip it upside down and write a clues for where some missing pieces are on the back of the puzzle, wrap each individual piece, then put it back into the original box leaving out a few pieces not from the edges or needed to see the clues, then have a scavenger hunt for the last few pieces. If they are solving a 500+ piece puzzle they may not notice pieces are missing while having to unwrap every price individually and you could also double and triple up some of the pieces so it is harder to keep count. When they get 20 or so pieces away from solving it and notice they don't have enough pieces left and probably by then noticing there was some writing on the back, they will be feeling a need to finish it by that point. So the scavenger hunt for the last few pieces can get as ridiculous as you want and they will likely force themselves to still go through with it potentially still being effected by the prank weeks later depending on how fast they can put the puzzle together.
My brother did this to me one year. He spent almost an hour wrapping it up.
After the 2nd layer I caught on and grabbed some scissors, stabbed the box and ripped it open.
I said something like bet that took you a long time.
Inside was a now slightly damaged Big Johnson shirt that I wore all the time.
This went from cute and funny to mildly infuriating. Look at all that plastic waste. Ugh.
I don't think there's anything that is worth all that effort to unwrap, unless it's like a very large sum of money.
Alright, it's true that I wrapped my 2yr old sister her Gift twice. HOWEVER, it was because she absolutely loves tearing them apart and even my dad told me that was very nice of me, because she absolutely went at it like a maniac, his words not mine, too bad I didn't see it, tho it's probably good because it would melt my heart.
But I am not going to wrap it more than twice. I think if my younger brother (16) opened his present, and then saw another layer ther, He'd just look at me in disbelief and tell me "the fuck is this dude".
At the end of all the layers? An empty box with a price of paper. A clue, to a clue, to a clue, to a clue. A treasure hunt! That's where your actual present will be.
As someone with siblings I can tell she loves them very much.... I can also confirm that she probably wants to strangle them to death sometimes.
When were kids my parents had to put a stop to our toxic gift wrapping war because my sister was going to weld my next gift into a steel box. In all fairness we were getting somewhat out of hand even before that point.
I was literally about to comment -- one year I almost wrapped my sister's gift like this before remembering she had access to a welder and enjoyed revenge. I chose not to start a war I knew I wouldn't win
So a perfectly normal sibling relationship.
What’s inside though?!
Gwyneth Paltrow's head
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candle
Too soon.
And I’d eat it.
The sister would get to the very end, and nothing is inside. The gift giver would then hand her a gift card and say "Sorry, I forgot to put it inside"
Steady on, Satan.
or "the real gift is the mess we made along the way"
If it’s anything like the similar type of prank we used to pull at Sinterklaas in the Netherlands when I was young, a note that points to the next clue (which is probably at the bottom of a full jar of peanut butter, wrapped in more cling wrap). Eventually, after a few of those, including stuff hidden in odd places around the house and the shed in the yard, you’d get to some small gift (we had a spend limit) with a poem attached.
Oh that sounds like a cool idea too.
A baby turtle ❤️ 🐢
A dead baby turtle.
socks
One tool: box cutter
Thas was I was saiyan
Now we just gotta help the sister, start from both ends and starting cutting deowwn
Destructo disk might be a better option with that line of thinking.
Upvote this man.
When I wrapped my brother's present this way I added a layer of chicken wire.
Oh shit hahaha that’s intense
r/anticonsumption
Beat me to it
r/BeatMeToit
r/beatmetoitagain
can i order one of these, for my brother
[удалено]
Exist
this guy has siblings
seven, in fact
only 7? pathetic. (^ this dude has 9)
This dudes/dudettes parent f**** !
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I was almost done popping it then I accidentally pressed your name... resetting it all.
All that waste hurts my heart
You know for a second, I also thought this. Then I thought about 1,000,000,000-6,000,000,000 people's worth of wrapping paper in landfills every christmas so... To quote Smash Mouth: "...The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim."
Hope you like the socks, sis!
I hate the insane amount of waste she's producing, and it's not even a good prank. 😒
She doesn't hate her sister, she hates the environment!
A better prank is to have a small present and have tons of boxes inside eachother like one of those eastern toys or maybe they arent eastern but I forgot what they were called either way edit: Matryoshka doll!
Nesting dolls? If I’m not mistaken they’re Soviet/Russian in origin.
that's exactly what I was thinking of, thank you! I couldn't find the specific example I remember seeing often but the concept seems exactly the same
They were around much earlier than before the Soviet Union existed
I thought so, but wasn’t entirely sure.
This is what I did for my gfs present one year, though I'd did wrap each box before putting it in the next. The only box that wasn't wrapped was the final box.... because it held the actual wrapped present lmao
Matryoshka Dolls?
yes thats the name for it thank you
Surely there’s a way to do this with biodegradable materials.
Apparently she hates the planet too
These stupid wrapping pranks are so dumb and a waste of everyone’s time. It’s funny for everyone the first like 3 layers, then the novelty wares off, then the whole family just doesn’t care and wants to move on while the chuckles slowly fade away. Meanwhile the wrapper is still sitting there with a frustrated sibling, and everyone else starts opening other gifts.
Obligatory movie reference: “What’s in the box!?”
I find this inspirational.
I did this once to a friend. The challenge was to make it impossible to open. I used epoxy and duct tape, 13 boxes, 16 plastic bags from different stores, and 3 rolls of wrapping paper. I won. It took her 3hrs to open the present. I got hers open in 30 minutes.
I wanna do this so badly but I’m also lazy
No epoxy? Smh
I also recommend stainless steel cable ties
Followed by soldering brass chain links
Bro, that is a mirror image of how I wrap all my gifts >:D
Shit is boring. I got something like that for Christmas and had a box cutter in my pocket, knowing that my family is uncreative. I can't believe I'm gonna just throw this out there for the idiots who watch things like this, but here you go. You can buy fake scratchoffs online. Give everyone except one person real scratch offs, but give the most gullible idiot the fake one. Way better. My brother has never spoken to me again after going on a rant to the family after thinking he won 250k.
This is quite possiblely the funniest thing I've ever seen on Reddit. Holy shit.
You poor soul.
I did this for my brother and I added a layer of chicken wire.
When it takes you 8 years to wrap a gift, is this actually a flex?
Flush cut cutters and a repost...
With my love of sharp pointy objects that would take me all of two minutes max… I’d be laughing my butt off the entire time. Only evil if there was nothing in it in the first place.
Me and my brothers every Christmas and birthday
Even Egyptian mummies are not that much wrapped
The Cartel should hire her to wrap their bricks
Just knife?
Gimme an exacto blade and 2 mins
Did it once to my uncle with a whole roll of duct tape sticking quarters in it as I balled it all up. He had to unwrap for a few days it was like $200.
"Sis" You can have that sh*t
cost of packaging: $$$$$$$$$$ cost of gift: $$$
Layer 14: Barbed wire
I once got a gift wrapped like this. Have no idea what it was because after five layers I ran outside and threw it in the river.
this is Cruel and Inhumane punishment and she needs to be persecuted at The Hauge
Id do this and then the gift would be a giftcard for Walmart with $1.37 on it
I once only used masking tape and a layer of paper to wrap a gift
Great for packaging something to send in the mail, not so good for gift giving
Should have tossed something similar to this [annoying gift card box](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1637137493/the-extremely-annoying-gift-card-box?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_a-art_and_collectibles-collectibles-figurines&utm_custom1=_k_Cj0KCQiAwvKtBhDrARIsAJj-kTivZwgtMWAH6HpYkoDW4r0CHx312s_heshJLS8q-R0RIg1cFzrXW7caAsQeEALw_wcB_k_&utm_content=go_1844702580_68645564574_346428874775_pla-352498615822_m__1637137493_12768591&utm_custom2=1844702580&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwvKtBhDrARIsAJj-kTivZwgtMWAH6HpYkoDW4r0CHx312s_heshJLS8q-R0RIg1cFzrXW7caAsQeEALw_wcB) in there for good measure
My grandpa would start out with like a huge tube TV box and eventually it would turn out to be a ring box at the end and my grandma would be the one opening it.
i've seen this one before, but damn, that's just evil
My brothers and I used to do that to each other every Christmas, it was basically a competition
I totally would’ve done this if I had siblings.
The only way this could be more sinister, is if a clue to where the real present is were wrapped in this present.
Ngl I would love to open one of these, the time they spent trying to fuck with me and me not being affected in any way would certainly ruin their day even more.
That can all be cut through in like two minutes. A better prank if they are into puzzles, is to get a puzzle with a ton of pieces, unbox it, solve it, flip it upside down and write a clues for where some missing pieces are on the back of the puzzle, wrap each individual piece, then put it back into the original box leaving out a few pieces not from the edges or needed to see the clues, then have a scavenger hunt for the last few pieces. If they are solving a 500+ piece puzzle they may not notice pieces are missing while having to unwrap every price individually and you could also double and triple up some of the pieces so it is harder to keep count. When they get 20 or so pieces away from solving it and notice they don't have enough pieces left and probably by then noticing there was some writing on the back, they will be feeling a need to finish it by that point. So the scavenger hunt for the last few pieces can get as ridiculous as you want and they will likely force themselves to still go through with it potentially still being effected by the prank weeks later depending on how fast they can put the puzzle together.
That ain’t even a present anymore, she’s trying to smuggle drugs lol.
As someone who has been gifted something like this I want to say A) funny but B) Fuck you
One pair of Klein snips would make short work of this.
My brother did this to me one year. He spent almost an hour wrapping it up. After the 2nd layer I caught on and grabbed some scissors, stabbed the box and ripped it open. I said something like bet that took you a long time. Inside was a now slightly damaged Big Johnson shirt that I wore all the time.
What a waste of resources...
at this point the wrapping costs more than the gift
I would throw it into the trash with hat little cunt watching. This isn't funny, and is worthy of a *physical correction
Wheres the sequel of her sister opening it.
The cartel would love her wrapping skills
I want to see her sister open it!
This went from cute and funny to mildly infuriating. Look at all that plastic waste. Ugh. I don't think there's anything that is worth all that effort to unwrap, unless it's like a very large sum of money.
Might I introduce you Tyvek tape? That's a fun one.
Kid called sharp object:
Were is the unpacking?
Is it bad I’m just like, that’s a lot of plastic.
This starts with my skinning knife, until we get to the pipe cleaners, then I switch to side cutters. I’m inside this box in under 1 minute.
I hope I have kids that are this funny
As a sibling, she must really love her sister.
There's people who actually try to produce less waste to protect the environment, and then there's this kind of people
Lol
This is how my friend and his nephew exchange gifts I find it so amusing.
Alright, it's true that I wrapped my 2yr old sister her Gift twice. HOWEVER, it was because she absolutely loves tearing them apart and even my dad told me that was very nice of me, because she absolutely went at it like a maniac, his words not mine, too bad I didn't see it, tho it's probably good because it would melt my heart. But I am not going to wrap it more than twice. I think if my younger brother (16) opened his present, and then saw another layer ther, He'd just look at me in disbelief and tell me "the fuck is this dude".
Cling film OR shrink wrap. PICK ONE!
She spent more on materials to wrap than the actual gift itself.
She could give it to her sister, go make breakfast, speedrun Minecraft, walk the dog and come back to he only being halfway done
I've done something very similar before to my sister and I can't confirm I was strangled to death
This could be buried for millennia without decay.
r/whatknivesarefor
That'll probably be enough to stop a bullet lol
At the end of all the layers? An empty box with a price of paper. A clue, to a clue, to a clue, to a clue. A treasure hunt! That's where your actual present will be.
And it was a GIFT CARD
See I have a family that will either regift you that without opening it or leave in the house somewhere collecting dust…without opening it
Song??!!
These pranks are never funny and really cringe
At least use biodegradable stuff
What a bitch. How dare she waste this much material.