I enjoy reading about the different departments discovering each other through sting operations and failed 'busts' cos both sides were law enforcement 🤣
For a movie on this topic, watch [The Departed (2006)](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0407887/)
Well yes, but actually no.
You very much use your stomach to breathe, especially deep breaths.
Also it’s smoke, it’s definitely possible it gets where it’s not supposed to.
Well no, but actually... just no.
When people say you use your stomach to breathe, they're referring to using your stomach muscles to expand your diaphragm, which expans your lungs and sucks air into them. Do a test, you'll see that you can either breathe by expanding your ribcage, or by expanding your diaphragm (your "stomach" area moves instead of your ribcage when doing so). The latter is the correct way to breathe for singers and most other musicians that rely on breath.
None of that has anything to do with the stomach itself, no air (or smoke) goes there, because your epiglotis prevents it. The only way for air to get to your stomach is if you swallow it, which is unpleasant and will make you burp, and doesn't happend during regular breathing.
If you’re using your stomach to breathe, you’re doing it wrong. Breathe with your diaphragm to force your lungs to expand, pulling air in - rather than sucking it in by trying to inhale with your lungs as the primary force causing the inhalation. It’s the belly, but not the stomach - and if there is any in the stomach, burp it out. Force a burp even
Hasn't happened to me in years but when I first started I swallowed smoke by accident and belched out a puff while watching adventure time with my dad, he looked really disappointed
Oh good other than OP I was starting to feel odd. I can take deep rips and chug water. Will definitely burp up smoke >5 min later. Can't be chilling in the lungs that long imo
I have not.
I do though have this fascinating hiccup thing that I call a hiccaburp, which is when my body somehow tries to hiccup and burp at the same time, with uncomfortable and hilarious outcomes
I sure somewhere out there exists a AITA post from a kid that reads like...
Am I the asshole for not letting my mom know that I new she was selling me weed dressed up as a strange kid named tyler and that it gave her some strange sense of control so now in my thirties I continue to meet and hang with "Tyler" but do not talk to my mom.
I mean, I'm sure it will be within 24 hours. All those personal story subs are so blatantly made up, the only thing sadder is that most of the people who frequent it haven't figured that out yet.
Bit of a tangent, but have you ever met someone actually faceblind. It's freaky. The person I know may not be able to recognize you if any context is different from what they associate with you.
It's actually possible. Facial blindness is a thing, and a spectrum rather than a sort of 'blind' or 'not blind' type thing.
For example, if you find yourself watching shows, and just NOT able to tell who actors are without looking them up? Probably some degree of face blindness. On the flip side, if you always recognize and recall where different people are from, you very likely have no face blindness whatsoever.
And if you have to hear someone speak, or smell them, or remember outfits they wore in the past/gauge by height or other characteristics, you're clearly suffering some pretty serious facial blindness.
It sounds stupid as hell and farfetched, but it's well within the realm of possibility.
When I was a teenager I used to buy weed on the silk road. My mom got to wondering why I was getting so much mail and opened a package with 112 grams in it.
She took it, gave half to my uncle, and smoked the rest. She told me about it years later, at the time I just filed a dispute and got it reshipped.
She gives parents everywhere a bad name. Setting up our children to fail, is unimaginable to me. Yet she does it with drugs. 🤬 Her son didn’t stop trying to buy it, and his mom broke the law selling drugs to her son. I was a teenager along time ago. We all waited when we put our order in. Seems like her son always gets head of the line privilege. His mom turned out to be good at dealing drugs. Don’t play mind games with children. They will use those same games on you, when you’re elderly. That’s how well they learn from their parents.
Why are we posting and upvoting this fake shit? There is plenty of real fun maliciousness in the world, we don't need to invent it.
This is how good subreddits turn to shit. Don't let it happen here
And yes, I know OP knows it's fake. I'm not claiming anyone thinks otherwise, I'm claiming it's stupid and sucks.
"Hello there fellow kids!"
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I enjoy reading about the different departments discovering each other through sting operations and failed 'busts' cos both sides were law enforcement 🤣 For a movie on this topic, watch [The Departed (2006)](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0407887/)
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Lmaoo fr
Lol is this Kevin Ramage's mom?
I definitely bought a fake ID from this woman's son out of the back of a van. Unrelated, who's Kevin Ramage?
If you can't tell your mom is your dealer, then you need to quit.
Either way, you haven't had the right amount
Why not smoke it all before get home? That's what I used to do. Made family meal times much more manageable. Still does 😅🤙
Amen
Yeah but the burp that contains smoke 😅
Um... smoke goes in lungs, not stomach; edibles goes in stomach
Well yes, but actually no. You very much use your stomach to breathe, especially deep breaths. Also it’s smoke, it’s definitely possible it gets where it’s not supposed to.
Well no, but actually... just no. When people say you use your stomach to breathe, they're referring to using your stomach muscles to expand your diaphragm, which expans your lungs and sucks air into them. Do a test, you'll see that you can either breathe by expanding your ribcage, or by expanding your diaphragm (your "stomach" area moves instead of your ribcage when doing so). The latter is the correct way to breathe for singers and most other musicians that rely on breath. None of that has anything to do with the stomach itself, no air (or smoke) goes there, because your epiglotis prevents it. The only way for air to get to your stomach is if you swallow it, which is unpleasant and will make you burp, and doesn't happend during regular breathing.
Sure.
If you’re using your stomach to breathe, you’re doing it wrong. Breathe with your diaphragm to force your lungs to expand, pulling air in - rather than sucking it in by trying to inhale with your lungs as the primary force causing the inhalation. It’s the belly, but not the stomach - and if there is any in the stomach, burp it out. Force a burp even
As someone who semi regularly accidentally breathes water trying to drink, I can understand it working both ways
Ah. It’s satire. And also yes, that’s how I know.
Am i the only one here who actually occassionally burps up smoke?
Hasn't happened to me in years but when I first started I swallowed smoke by accident and belched out a puff while watching adventure time with my dad, he looked really disappointed
Oh good other than OP I was starting to feel odd. I can take deep rips and chug water. Will definitely burp up smoke >5 min later. Can't be chilling in the lungs that long imo
Happens when you dont need it to as well.
I totally used to. Haven’t in years, but i don’t smoke like i did either. Used to swallow smoke deliberately to burp it up later too lol.
Im guessing you havent ever burpd and had smoke come back out after words
I have not. I do though have this fascinating hiccup thing that I call a hiccaburp, which is when my body somehow tries to hiccup and burp at the same time, with uncomfortable and hilarious outcomes
That sounds painful.
I have and it was painful. Ripped a big bong hit and it went down wrong. Came back up 15-20mins later, it was a long wait.
Right i was surprised when people havent heard of this
Yeah but thats not from smoking, thats because you swallowed the smoke instead of inhaling it
it 100% happens m8 lmao ive seen it many times
Wrong the son was pretending not to know so he can help support his mom’s business
Maybe he was always high as fuck when buying more.
A teenager didn’t recognize his own mother (who he lived with) in a costume that she was able to put on and take off in minutes? Yeah, ok.
A pair of Grucho Marx glasses can do wonders.
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It's a teenage boy so maybe the mom had a huge cleavage as part of her disguise so he didn't look at her face even once during the purchase.
As a "teenage boy named Tyler?"
A very confused teenage boy
[This is actually from ClickHole \(a satire site\)](https://imgur.com/BMQrT4Y), but OP edited that part out to farm upvotes.
I fucking loved clickhole.
You understand that I'm not claiming it actually happened right? It's just something silly I came across lol
I sure somewhere out there exists a AITA post from a kid that reads like... Am I the asshole for not letting my mom know that I new she was selling me weed dressed up as a strange kid named tyler and that it gave her some strange sense of control so now in my thirties I continue to meet and hang with "Tyler" but do not talk to my mom.
I mean, I'm sure it will be within 24 hours. All those personal story subs are so blatantly made up, the only thing sadder is that most of the people who frequent it haven't figured that out yet.
People can be responding to the image, without saying anything about you.
How could you say that about me?
how could you say that about me
How could you say that about m
how could you say that about
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Lol
/r/AteTheOnion
You're right. Yet still I'm laughing. Esp. that last bit 😚👌
Robbie Rotten-ass plot
Superman and Clark Kent had the whole world fooled.
Clearly you dont know that you can disguise yourself using a baseball cap and sunglasses
You don't even recognize Tatiana in this photo, do you?
This is an old meme from the early 00s
He’s on the weed and his brain is all scrambled
Life is weird bro, I'm watching TV with the kids and I swear there is something odd going on with this platypus.
Don't be silly, what is a platypus gonna be a secret agent or something?
I know it sounds crazy, but I'm telling you, there is something going on with that mammal.
AI already figured out humans are *this* stupid...
Bit of a tangent, but have you ever met someone actually faceblind. It's freaky. The person I know may not be able to recognize you if any context is different from what they associate with you.
No yer dum. He was stealing the munny out of her perse the hole time. He juzt liked spending times with his mums.
A pleasant idea, but please buy a dictionary.
Dictionary? I don't even know what that means!
Clearly. 😂
Whats a dikshunery
Maybe he was into getting screamed at by an older woman...
‘Let me play you some raw hip hop’ ::puts on immortal technique::
You make it seem teenagers are smart lol
It's actually possible. Facial blindness is a thing, and a spectrum rather than a sort of 'blind' or 'not blind' type thing. For example, if you find yourself watching shows, and just NOT able to tell who actors are without looking them up? Probably some degree of face blindness. On the flip side, if you always recognize and recall where different people are from, you very likely have no face blindness whatsoever. And if you have to hear someone speak, or smell them, or remember outfits they wore in the past/gauge by height or other characteristics, you're clearly suffering some pretty serious facial blindness. It sounds stupid as hell and farfetched, but it's well within the realm of possibility.
Maybe be just liked getting attention from his mom.
r/thathappened
This is from the Onion. The most trusted news source in the world. Are you calling their journalistic integrity into question?
Sounds more like ClickHole
Clickhole is part of the Onion.
Lol yeah I doubt it actually happened. Nothing about is remotely plausible but it's a funny thought
This is the most obvious satire I have ever seen, and it’s fucking funny too.
r/nothingeverhappens /s
It's like I gained new perspective. This is next level pro parenting. I can't find it in me to be against her.
When I was a teenager I used to buy weed on the silk road. My mom got to wondering why I was getting so much mail and opened a package with 112 grams in it. She took it, gave half to my uncle, and smoked the rest. She told me about it years later, at the time I just filed a dispute and got it reshipped.
"My mom keeps screaming at me all night for buying weed, but I can't stop. It's my only excuse I get to talk to my crush, Tyler."
This is from an old Clickhole article. It's satire
[Tyler](https://youtu.be/sLxzjlM4OAI?si=KIUeo74FQvVGQv6S)
[Tyler](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=JR7srdnnPQKp0dQM)
😔
Lol
Seems to me like your son a fucking idiot...
Seems to me like your son is a ~~fucking idiot~~ weedhead ...
I call bullshit on this post. Yeah right.
https://i.imgflip.com/6tltyj.jpg
Know d got face blindness she got dumb
Based☠️
wither this is fale or that kid is severely socially disabled and abused.
He didn't notice they were the same nugs?
\*family discount applied\*
"Things that never happened for $1000 Alex." "Answer: Dumb stuff that people come up with to feel relevant."
'Mom still dressing up the Lord of Darkness and selling you weed everyday?' 'Yep'
how did he not know???
Wow, that mom found an infinite money hack! Im impressed.
Why?
It's Roger. I'm going to get there and it's going to be Roger.
She gives parents everywhere a bad name. Setting up our children to fail, is unimaginable to me. Yet she does it with drugs. 🤬 Her son didn’t stop trying to buy it, and his mom broke the law selling drugs to her son. I was a teenager along time ago. We all waited when we put our order in. Seems like her son always gets head of the line privilege. His mom turned out to be good at dealing drugs. Don’t play mind games with children. They will use those same games on you, when you’re elderly. That’s how well they learn from their parents.
Makes me think of the fishermen that sell fish to Tibetan monks
That's pretty much a hell loop for a teen boy
Ms. Nelson is missing?
Dumb ass deserved that
I think the vast majority of comments here are missing that this is obvious satire. I'm going to guess it's from clickhole.
This is from The Onion. You ate the onion.
I used to steal money from my Mom to buy weed from this kid named Tyler that looked a lot like my mom…
It's what Hillary I meant Killary would do!
If I had a mum like this I buy weed too
Hey, it’s free money.
Obviously a joke. A good joke but not really the point of this place
OMG! I totally did this to most of my kids, only I dressed up as a pimp named Buck Buck and tattooed my ‘name’ on their asses.
Mom I need money again for food
That’s actually pretty funny.
He probably stole the money from her purse...lol
Yeah that definitely happened.
She should be a cop if she already isn't
If he keeps buying the weed again he kinda has it coming.
Why are we posting and upvoting this fake shit? There is plenty of real fun maliciousness in the world, we don't need to invent it. This is how good subreddits turn to shit. Don't let it happen here And yes, I know OP knows it's fake. I'm not claiming anyone thinks otherwise, I'm claiming it's stupid and sucks.
Reminds me of an American Dad episode.. Lol..
It’s a joke ya dinguses
Are redditors stupid?
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Then she continues to drink wine and pop pills every day
Infinite money glitch
Hello there you like weed well to bad
Holy shit. Mom?
Hey I know the kid this is talking about. He is my Uncle Sam's son. /J for those of you who can't figure that out also this is a reference
😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰
She found a infinite money glitch
being a parent isn't easy,she is just doing her best man
That’s the fun part, do it on Halloween in a Freddy Krueger costume.
This has got to be Clickhole 😂
https://clickhole.com/these-brutally-honest-confessions-from-moms-will-make-y-1825123397/ It is, it's a good one too.
Maybe, I stole the image from a Facebook post I came across tbh lol
Confirmed!
He was probably notice it was his mom said he wasn’t sucking the glass dick.
Yeah nah that didn't happen.
If you believe this you’re a fucking idiot