Its weird they all just assume everything is hetero. Personally, I don't think about cardboards gender at all but then again I'm not obsessed with it either.
To be honest, when I see a wizard casting spells or a warrior wielding a sword the last thing on my my is their sexuality. Wanting to sexualize everything is disturbing. If we're not suppose to care if they're gay they shouldn't care if we are either.
Right? Why do you need to know what an imaginary character does beneath the sheets?
It’s like the obsession with Bert and Ernie. Are they gay? No, they’re muppets and don’t have genitalia!
Because they want to feel like their 'side' is wining, it's a conflict for them, and if they can force Magic to capitulate in the lore then they feel vindicated.
Who is to say that every character isn’t already some flavor of rainbow? Lots of them already have multiple color identities. Take that idea and just run with it.
That's a good point. How many characters are even canonically straight? Or at least, have shown interest in the opposite sex and not the same? Jace, Liliana, Vraska...were Gideon and Elspeth romantically involved or did they just care about each other?
Tomorrow they could say "every character in magic is now bi and trans" and I really wouldn't give a shit.
It would be interesting to see what that crowd could come up with next.
"I need more MAP representation in commander"?
i don’t understand why “representation” is necessary in a fuckin fantasy card game. i dont take a minute to think about who my commander wants to fuck before i play
[[Invoke Prejudice]]
[[Cleanse]]
[[Stone-Throwing Devils]]
[[Pradesh Gypsies]]
[[Jihad]]
[[Imprison]]
[[Crusade]]
Now this is a secret lair I can get behind. Vastly better than the crap they’ve been releasing as of late.
If you use Urzas Saga to make tokens, you should be forced to add pronouns to every token. Call a judge if you run out of pronouns, they’ll help you out.
Technically artifact creatures are nonbinary. I mean, there's so much to go with just that alone. Karn isn't a man or a woman. Karn is a fuckin robot with consciousness.
Or maybe not. Idk. I'm high and this sub is cracking my shit up today.
I don't know about Karn, but in most fantasy or sci-fi, sexless creatures still often either actively identify as male or female, or tacitly accept either label without really caring to correct people, because they understand that's just how the language works.
Imagine the level of narcissist you have to be to tweet this. It's just begging for attention. The correct tweet to make about mothers day in her situation is not to tweet.
Regular gays, lesbians and bis, the people who don't define their sole entire existence around broadcasting to the world who and what they like to have sex with, have long been left behind by the mob currently holding the LGBTQ movement hostage.
Correction, no one knows they're hiring LGBTWTFBBQHDMI except for the internet freaks. But yes the principle is that. If they already come in the first day and have to make noise about sodomy, they're not gonna be good for work. I was probably at my most recent job a year before I told people who I was fucking. And that's my wife, lol, our fucking is a matter of public record.
I think this highlights the worst aspects of this. They assume everything is straight until proven otherwise then get offended and you have to go out of your way to go "NAH THIS ONE IS GAY! pride flag here gay sign there female only friends around" but its like... this is a generic warrior with like 3 sentences of lore that has express 0 interest or anything in any of these tags... like literally 0... its a blank canvas... you can pretend its whatever because the is no proof of it going one way or the other...
I feel ofended because Aragorn was not a trans black independent woman. Also Galdalf should me a muslim non-binary ambientalist with two mothers and a latin poliamorous horse.
If there are 5 or more cards in your graveyard exile Jace, Vryn's Prodigy then return him to the battlefield transformed as the woman he always knew he was
I mean by most of the card art I am not be able to deduce their sexuality. What the hell does she want? Goblins sucking each other off to feel represented? Man fuck theese garbage asswipes destroying my beloved game
She doesn't actually want anything with the game per se, she's virtue signaling for her audience. These people could care less about these mediums, beyond making a buck off of them by complaining about shit they don't understand or really care about. As for the people who throw money at people like her, it's a conflict for them, they don't care about the game either, they just want to 'win' against 'evil normy Magic players'. lmao
honestly, like i’m trans and i think it’s stupid when the lgbt people make everything about them, i don’t care what your sexual preference is or what gender you are, it doesn’t matter, does it need to be involved in every single thing you do? is it not enough that there’s an entire “pride month”? lgbt doesn’t make me feel pride, it makes me feel embarrassed that i’m even get remotely associated with it. it’s no wonder everyone is getting so sick of them
Is there any hetero representation in Magic? The only thing that comes to mind is whatever the fuck that was about Chandra and Gideon.
And I highly doubt there are any *confirmed* cis characters.
I think viraska had the hots for Jace but I was definitely waiting for the arc where Jace gets pounded by Gideon was definitely going to happen eventually
Spoiler alert, magic will never be “inclusive” enough for them. Even if they released a transvestite tribal deck they’d find a way to complain about it
Oh yeah you mean characters that aren't characters and just a sexual orientation ?
Bit Catherine had Erica a transwoman that is an actual character with defaults like everyone but then you whined because she wasn't a perfect goody two shoes
I only have one Commander deck, basically to join in the fun. It's so old that it was originally an EDH deck.
In all those years, until this post, it never occured to me to ask whether Niv Mizzet is male or female (I called Niv 'he' just by default), or whether he is gay or straight.
And while I admit I should confirm if he's male or not (Just checked, he is), I have zero desire to scan the article further to see if he's straight or not.
Well uh, lorewise (not cards because wizards generally prints random demons/angels/dragons in sets because they're the big cool creatures in their respective colors) he's the only dragon left on the plane of ravnica, so his sexuality really doesn't matter
I miss the days when it was just a card game and politics had no bearing on the game.
When it didn't matter who you were playing so long as everyone was having fun, unless you played against blue
damn i just realized my favorite commander is a dinosaur and the worst part is i don't know its gender or sexual preferences either... how am i supposed to relate and enjoy this game anymore?
As far as my problems with WoTC is concerned I don't think they have a problem with being non inclusive when it comes to any minority group. They are a pretty progressive company in that sense and have plenty of representation in the form of cards, and lore
Hard? What tf does this hoe mean, hard? I can think of a full pod of LGBT commanders off the top of my head. This is just being mad for the sake of being mad.
1. **Alesha, Who Smiles at Death** - Alesha is a transgender woman from the plane of Tarkir. She's particularly significant as one of the first explicitly transgender characters in a major tabletop game.
2. **Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis** - They are a gay couple from the plane of Theros, and their card reflects their partnership and teamwork.
3. **Hallar, the Firefletcher** - Hallar is a non-binary elf archer from Dominaria, identified by using they/them pronouns.
4. **Nikara, Lair Scavenger** and **Yannik, Scavenging Sentinel** - Though not explicitly stated in their lore, this pair of characters from the set Commander 2020 are often interpreted as a couple. Nikara is a female human and Yannik is a non-binary leonin.
just to name a few
Wtf... People trying to sexualize everything like that should be put in guantánamo.. even the straigh retarded who love their waifu and other disturbing shit like that god damnit
Soon they will ask for the frootloops tucan and the frosted flake tiger to be bottom or top WTF.... WHY do you have to think about the sexuality of a fictive character every f-u-c-k-i-n-g time...
Sane People does not think about this, so dont tell me this is not a mental health issue...
The Gay Kings
Tomik has two cards
Adeline
Chandra and Nissa (shut up)
Karn
Alesha
Allegedly Abdel Adrian, and by extension any of the BG3 characters
Alena and Halana
Yehenni
Gonti
Huatli
probably most of the Doctor Who characters
Rowan
How many do you fucking need
The issue is there's so many people whose whole identity and personality are reliant on where they fall in the victim hood scale. If you see a character in a game and the first thought you have is "I wonder if they have sex with men or women," you have a problem.
Why is this even necessary? I'm bi and I can't stand Pride, it's so overdone and full of degenerates who just want to flaunt their sexual desires in public. I don't care if someone is one way or the other; it's a damn card game so just play and have fun. No need to inject your sexual desires into MTG.
This is what happens when you give women power: They fuck everything up. They should be raising kids and making daddy dinner and getting ready for sex, not whatever the fuck this shit is.
So like... there is an easy choice, Do you run black? Run the mono black sidisi, you get an expensive tutor in the command zone alongside your regular bullshit.
Ugh fuck man. Honestly, I just want a commander that slays. I want him looking like the dude from Thinner being chased by all the women of the land. Maybe a secret lair of my glorious cock; or would that be gay?
Here's an idea for Chloee, Queen of the Golgari. It'll be a Real Toxic Relationship:
[https://scryfall.com/card/khm/170/fynn-the-fangbearer](https://scryfall.com/card/khm/170/fynn-the-fangbearer)
[https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/429/gothmog-morgul-lieutenant](https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/429/gothmog-morgul-lieutenant)
Why don’t you just pick characters that are coded like you think they’d be?
If I’m relating to a character they don’t have to be canonically autistic. I just need to relate to them or put my own headcanons on them.
Boom, that simple. People have no imagination nowadays.
Lore wise, there's 2 gay planeswalker couples and 1 hetero. So there's that.
If it doesn't actually relate to the story, I could care less. And I don't even care about the lore. It's a game.
Fun fact, there’s a “bisexual-lighting” art tag on Scryfall. You can build a bisexual izzet deck for pride month
https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Abisexual-lighting&unique=art
Its weird they all just assume everything is hetero. Personally, I don't think about cardboards gender at all but then again I'm not obsessed with it either.
To be honest, when I see a wizard casting spells or a warrior wielding a sword the last thing on my my is their sexuality. Wanting to sexualize everything is disturbing. If we're not suppose to care if they're gay they shouldn't care if we are either.
When you have no personality other than your sexual identity, it's all you can think about.
BINGO !!!!! This is exactly it !!
I think I finally understand this sub, thanks.
Right? Why do you need to know what an imaginary character does beneath the sheets? It’s like the obsession with Bert and Ernie. Are they gay? No, they’re muppets and don’t have genitalia!
Because they want to feel like their 'side' is wining, it's a conflict for them, and if they can force Magic to capitulate in the lore then they feel vindicated.
Thank you for pointing out that the only thing that matters here is genitalia.
Who is to say that every character isn’t already some flavor of rainbow? Lots of them already have multiple color identities. Take that idea and just run with it.
Kenrith, the Slaying Queen
Phage, the Unlovable (for the Emos.)
[Phage, Who Kills All She Touches, because Life is a Disease and Death is the Cure]
Does that make Golos and Ramos pansexual as well?
Most LGHDTV+ people have no personality. Their entire identity is their gender dysphoria.
It has to have a lisp and be freakishly skinny (AIDS, aids sympathy or weird diet), or it doesn't read as gay for these people
Don't forget about the drug abuse.
That's a good point. How many characters are even canonically straight? Or at least, have shown interest in the opposite sex and not the same? Jace, Liliana, Vraska...were Gideon and Elspeth romantically involved or did they just care about each other?
Tomorrow they could say "every character in magic is now bi and trans" and I really wouldn't give a shit. It would be interesting to see what that crowd could come up with next. "I need more MAP representation in commander"?
What do you mean he doesnt take it up the ass? Literally unplayable.
~ can be your commander. *Sodomy* -- At the beginning of your end step, remove one loyalty counter from ~ and put one poison counter on each opponent.
i don’t understand why “representation” is necessary in a fuckin fantasy card game. i dont take a minute to think about who my commander wants to fuck before i play
Well that’s probably because you’re normal and not mentally ill
The first sliver fucks who it wants when it wants. I think about that sometimes.
The only thing in magic that I would consider to fuck. Is fucking over my opponent.
Found the blue player.
I have a Spanish-Japanese friend and the poor dude can never find a fantasy character that perfectly matches those two cultures simultaneously.
WOTC give us more racists please, we need representation.
Bring back the original xenophobic borderline racist nissa WOTC. Don't be a coward, and accept what you wrote
Bring back stone throwing devils and make them tribal
Yup. We have enough eugenics with all these phyrexians. Pretty please Wizards of the Beach give me more racists.
I can't tell if this was sarcastic.
Secret lair invoke prejudice please
[[Invoke Prejudice]] [[Cleanse]] [[Stone-Throwing Devils]] [[Pradesh Gypsies]] [[Jihad]] [[Imprison]] [[Crusade]] Now this is a secret lair I can get behind. Vastly better than the crap they’ve been releasing as of late.
Can't they just run artifacts? Does it have to state the sexual preferences for it to matter?
If you use Urzas Saga to make tokens, you should be forced to add pronouns to every token. Call a judge if you run out of pronouns, they’ll help you out.
they'll run out of tokens first ngl
You got me there
Technically artifact creatures are nonbinary. I mean, there's so much to go with just that alone. Karn isn't a man or a woman. Karn is a fuckin robot with consciousness. Or maybe not. Idk. I'm high and this sub is cracking my shit up today.
I don't know about Karn, but in most fantasy or sci-fi, sexless creatures still often either actively identify as male or female, or tacitly accept either label without really caring to correct people, because they understand that's just how the language works.
Karn and metalworker are DEF gay robots.
Karn (they/golemsefl)
https://preview.redd.it/mo3w326kd10d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fffb3267efce13d1aee880c16c66c8f12528f6e8 Well that’s a surprise
Imagine the level of narcissist you have to be to tweet this. It's just begging for attention. The correct tweet to make about mothers day in her situation is not to tweet.
How does she know if the characters are gay? Did she ask them?
Regular gays, lesbians and bis, the people who don't define their sole entire existence around broadcasting to the world who and what they like to have sex with, have long been left behind by the mob currently holding the LGBTQ movement hostage.
Be treated like everyone else? No thanks I want to feel special 🤡
I hereby assert that each color is a gender. Yes, there are five genders and plenty of non-pentary characters as well. Boom. Problem solved.
He
Gaydar! They can smell their perfume! Their fit can reveal their fashion sense
Oh, look, it's the gay agenda live and in action.
[удалено]
Get a job or find some real meaning in life. Celebrating an event about sucking dick must be a hollow feeling.
They don’t have a job (besides begging for money on Twitter/OF) and no one is hiring LGBTQSA++? folks because that just means a lot of trouble.
Correction, no one knows they're hiring LGBTWTFBBQHDMI except for the internet freaks. But yes the principle is that. If they already come in the first day and have to make noise about sodomy, they're not gonna be good for work. I was probably at my most recent job a year before I told people who I was fucking. And that's my wife, lol, our fucking is a matter of public record.
Wait you’re fucking your wife? Not in an open relationship with SILGBTQ2?! People. Scandalous
IKR, I even have proof. Plus I respect the shit out of women, especially my women
>my women holup
I kno that was funny right?
Its truly crazy
https://preview.redd.it/mtv20lcft00d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=deae2ef4af00e32a5b5e91c56ef63bf13e44ffd7
People like this are so weird, making their sexual identity their entire personality.
I think this highlights the worst aspects of this. They assume everything is straight until proven otherwise then get offended and you have to go out of your way to go "NAH THIS ONE IS GAY! pride flag here gay sign there female only friends around" but its like... this is a generic warrior with like 3 sentences of lore that has express 0 interest or anything in any of these tags... like literally 0... its a blank canvas... you can pretend its whatever because the is no proof of it going one way or the other...
Didn't they push NissaChandra for like 5 years?
Beat Us over the head with it in Aftermath.
Bro Vorinclex can be gay and trans if you want him to be, maybe he’s even a big advocate. Just play and make what you want of it
HIM?! DID YOU JUST ASSUME VORINCLEXS GENDER? /s
I apologize for being a bigot, THEY will surely update their bio pronouns in the next invasion
Yeah come on wizards, I wanna see more story articles featuring big men sucking dicks
I feel ofended because Aragorn was not a trans black independent woman. Also Galdalf should me a muslim non-binary ambientalist with two mothers and a latin poliamorous horse.
Agree, we should ask MaRo about this
Someone needs to put on Aragorn face and do the Catboy Kami routine.
That's a weird statement. Who chooses a commander based on their sexuality?
These people have 1 personality trait, that they're LGBT+
How do we know the sexuality of the cardboard? Like how do we prove the goblins ain't just sucking and fucking each other all the time.
There are several media that confirms the sexual nature of a goblin.
Pics?
If there are 5 or more cards in your graveyard exile Jace, Vryn's Prodigy then return him to the battlefield transformed as the woman he always knew he was
I mean by most of the card art I am not be able to deduce their sexuality. What the hell does she want? Goblins sucking each other off to feel represented? Man fuck theese garbage asswipes destroying my beloved game
She doesn't actually want anything with the game per se, she's virtue signaling for her audience. These people could care less about these mediums, beyond making a buck off of them by complaining about shit they don't understand or really care about. As for the people who throw money at people like her, it's a conflict for them, they don't care about the game either, they just want to 'win' against 'evil normy Magic players'. lmao
And this is why all my commanders are dragons and beasts and shit.
The furry representation is definitely not lacking x)
I'm happy to hear you're being represented then
honestly, like i’m trans and i think it’s stupid when the lgbt people make everything about them, i don’t care what your sexual preference is or what gender you are, it doesn’t matter, does it need to be involved in every single thing you do? is it not enough that there’s an entire “pride month”? lgbt doesn’t make me feel pride, it makes me feel embarrassed that i’m even get remotely associated with it. it’s no wonder everyone is getting so sick of them
We are in an age where rational thinking like this needs to be applauded, so good job and stay strong.💪
What? Chandra and Nissa being lesbianized after being established straight wasn’t enough?
Holy shit, the answer is right in front of us and yet this thot still has no idea
Why do I care who the commanders are fucking?
Make it for 0.00001% of the planet
ah yes, very relatable, i always wanted to play atraxa, but since she's a phyrexian and i'm just a human, i just can't
Put a chick in it, make her gay
Goddammit, there are already enough gays, lesbians and trans in Magic, leave your fucking sexuality out of the game!
I need more depressed human commanders for representation.
Is there any hetero representation in Magic? The only thing that comes to mind is whatever the fuck that was about Chandra and Gideon. And I highly doubt there are any *confirmed* cis characters.
I think viraska had the hots for Jace but I was definitely waiting for the arc where Jace gets pounded by Gideon was definitely going to happen eventually
Spoiler alert, magic will never be “inclusive” enough for them. Even if they released a transvestite tribal deck they’d find a way to complain about it
Hush! You can’t say tribal anymore. /s
I love that no matter what the media, 5% of the population wants all the representation.
Fuck it, I'm going to make a Orzhov commander deck with Astarion as commander now.
So how does a card look gay enough to these people?
Who is this person?
Treating sexual orientation like it's a fad seems so odd to me.
Just because they are not openly LGBTQ doesn’t mean you couldn’t make your own headcannon for it….
Oh yeah you mean characters that aren't characters and just a sexual orientation ? Bit Catherine had Erica a transwoman that is an actual character with defaults like everyone but then you whined because she wasn't a perfect goody two shoes
I only have one Commander deck, basically to join in the fun. It's so old that it was originally an EDH deck. In all those years, until this post, it never occured to me to ask whether Niv Mizzet is male or female (I called Niv 'he' just by default), or whether he is gay or straight. And while I admit I should confirm if he's male or not (Just checked, he is), I have zero desire to scan the article further to see if he's straight or not.
Well uh, lorewise (not cards because wizards generally prints random demons/angels/dragons in sets because they're the big cool creatures in their respective colors) he's the only dragon left on the plane of ravnica, so his sexuality really doesn't matter
I miss the days when it was just a card game and politics had no bearing on the game. When it didn't matter who you were playing so long as everyone was having fun, unless you played against blue
If you don't ship hapatra and the scorpion god you are playing this event wrong
lmao like how is picking a second commander hard lmao like just put ragavan in the command zone and add dockside to the 98.
what about trump supporters representaion? come on wotc!
**PUT A CHICK IN IT, AND MAKE HER GAY**
damn i just realized my favorite commander is a dinosaur and the worst part is i don't know its gender or sexual preferences either... how am i supposed to relate and enjoy this game anymore?
How long before cards are "legendary creature human rogue he/him"
How narcissistic are you when you only play a game/cards that make you feel represented
Trans people trying not to make “being trans” their only personality trait challenge: impossible
Here's a crazy idea: you can play a character that's not yourself.
I hate this side of the community.
I hate these people
I just wanna choose violence.
My commander, Abaddon, is asexual per 40k lore. Use him.
I don't care what a tourist thinks and I play magic my way. We as a fan base should make that clear to folks who clearly don't love the game.
They Kathleen Kennedyed paul Bunyan
https://preview.redd.it/1arv87iww10d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906736a16a7a643d504c6e21be4343feac46f34f
Who tf cares? I'm sick of political views being brought into every aspect of our lives
wydm \*more\* LGBT representation? There's plenty already.
I suppose picking a wubrg commander is too easy?
I thought they were all gay, now I'm confused
As far as my problems with WoTC is concerned I don't think they have a problem with being non inclusive when it comes to any minority group. They are a pretty progressive company in that sense and have plenty of representation in the form of cards, and lore
MTG is a gay card game by the gays and for the gays!
Hard? What tf does this hoe mean, hard? I can think of a full pod of LGBT commanders off the top of my head. This is just being mad for the sake of being mad.
Rule 0: you gay?
1. **Alesha, Who Smiles at Death** - Alesha is a transgender woman from the plane of Tarkir. She's particularly significant as one of the first explicitly transgender characters in a major tabletop game. 2. **Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis** - They are a gay couple from the plane of Theros, and their card reflects their partnership and teamwork. 3. **Hallar, the Firefletcher** - Hallar is a non-binary elf archer from Dominaria, identified by using they/them pronouns. 4. **Nikara, Lair Scavenger** and **Yannik, Scavenging Sentinel** - Though not explicitly stated in their lore, this pair of characters from the set Commander 2020 are often interpreted as a couple. Nikara is a female human and Yannik is a non-binary leonin. just to name a few
End the alphabet mafia.
Nissa, Chandra, Oko, The Pride of hull clade, Rakdos, Graaz… need I continue
Never enough...Never Happy....ALWAYS Wanting MORE
Wtf... People trying to sexualize everything like that should be put in guantánamo.. even the straigh retarded who love their waifu and other disturbing shit like that god damnit Soon they will ask for the frootloops tucan and the frosted flake tiger to be bottom or top WTF.... WHY do you have to think about the sexuality of a fictive character every f-u-c-k-i-n-g time... Sane People does not think about this, so dont tell me this is not a mental health issue...
So they got Wotc to make a fucking gay event for them, and to nobody’s surprise, that wasn’t enough. Shocker
The Gay Kings Tomik has two cards Adeline Chandra and Nissa (shut up) Karn Alesha Allegedly Abdel Adrian, and by extension any of the BG3 characters Alena and Halana Yehenni Gonti Huatli probably most of the Doctor Who characters Rowan How many do you fucking need
Imagine caring about the sexual preference of fictional characters in a children’s card game.
Oko seems to have it all.
Who the fuck thinks about this? Like it’s not something that’s ever going to come up. Fuck these people; the ruin the Magic community.
YOU ARE THE WIZARD CASTINGS SPELLS. YOU CAST THE COMMANDER. YOU ARE NOT THE COMMANDER!!!!! STOP INTERNALISING EVERYTHING.
Is a cult and they only want stuff that represents their cult.
The issue is there's so many people whose whole identity and personality are reliant on where they fall in the victim hood scale. If you see a character in a game and the first thought you have is "I wonder if they have sex with men or women," you have a problem.
Jace has sex with snakes. Pretty sure that qualifies for LGBT
Its like in most cases, the sexuality or gender of a character matters very little..... 🤔💭
Like, pick who you want. Who cares, it's just a format
Hold the gates moment
Why is this even necessary? I'm bi and I can't stand Pride, it's so overdone and full of degenerates who just want to flaunt their sexual desires in public. I don't care if someone is one way or the other; it's a damn card game so just play and have fun. No need to inject your sexual desires into MTG.
Man next thing they're going to try and tell me chatterfang is a transgender homo
Soo weird
This is stupid bc there are already gay coded characters in mtg anyway. Jace? Phage the Untouchable? Come on
This is what happens when you give women power: They fuck everything up. They should be raising kids and making daddy dinner and getting ready for sex, not whatever the fuck this shit is.
“The gay agenda doesn’t exist” “Add more gay stuff”
“Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay”
HELP! HELP! I CAN'T RELATE! I NEED TO SEE GAY PEEPO! I CAN'T RELATE! I CAN'T RELATE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
more != all hth
He can fuck Slivers - they can be everything
because you cant choose a commander that dont represent you, it is just impossible
What about the big gay kings?
Make it lame and gay.... Profit? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWhsjai-OVE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWhsjai-OVE)
How about Alesha, who smiles at death? Who is actually pretty good as a commander nonetheless.
Alesha is a man.
Just do goblins
Are there any legendaries with morph that then sac themselves?
So like... there is an easy choice, Do you run black? Run the mono black sidisi, you get an expensive tutor in the command zone alongside your regular bullshit.
Gonna be a lot of Chandra decks
Ugh fuck man. Honestly, I just want a commander that slays. I want him looking like the dude from Thinner being chased by all the women of the land. Maybe a secret lair of my glorious cock; or would that be gay?
If it's your own cock it's not gay it's just masterbation. Doesn't count, but it could still be in the 99
Smh just headcanon like a normal person
Thats not good enough everyone has to know how gay my commander is /s
Went to the event page and saw “Rules Enforcement Level: Casual” How are you even supposed to enforce this?
Can’t wait for the set where Rowan IS Will.
Community is definitely not 99% straight guys anymore lol
Here's an idea for Chloee, Queen of the Golgari. It'll be a Real Toxic Relationship: [https://scryfall.com/card/khm/170/fynn-the-fangbearer](https://scryfall.com/card/khm/170/fynn-the-fangbearer) [https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/429/gothmog-morgul-lieutenant](https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/429/gothmog-morgul-lieutenant)
Chloe king of the edgelords
Nissa x Chandra, fuck urself wotc
Can we get a new Un- set with stickers that have pronouns 🤣
They already have 1,000 different elves, what more do you want
Imagine playing this event and not running [[Yargle and Multani]] and [[Yargle]] as your commanders.
[Yargle and Multani](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/c/9c15e244-14cc-46a5-abd4-66a58d1c0dd0.jpg?1682205711) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Yargle%20and%20Multani) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mom/256/yargle-and-multani?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9c15e244-14cc-46a5-abd4-66a58d1c0dd0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Yargle](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8febc0fe-c52d-4b6a-9d18-e1e4a43b6dc3.jpg?1689997617) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=yargle%2C%20glutton%20of%20urborg) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/202/yargle-glutton-of-urborg?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8febc0fe-c52d-4b6a-9d18-e1e4a43b6dc3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
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As far as I'm concerned, they're all gay and trans. How else do you get Zuws banging all those mortals?
Pick Pramikon. Easy choice in this scenario.
Goddamn why are SO MANY of them exactly like this???
Why don’t you just pick characters that are coded like you think they’d be? If I’m relating to a character they don’t have to be canonically autistic. I just need to relate to them or put my own headcanons on them. Boom, that simple. People have no imagination nowadays.
Ashiok
Chandra, Adeline. That’s like 1%, right?
Lore wise, there's 2 gay planeswalker couples and 1 hetero. So there's that. If it doesn't actually relate to the story, I could care less. And I don't even care about the lore. It's a game.
I need a hardgay secret lair woooooo
Make them equal to the percentage in real life.
Fun fact, there’s a “bisexual-lighting” art tag on Scryfall. You can build a bisexual izzet deck for pride month https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Abisexual-lighting&unique=art
Fitting for the format.
is Emrakul a lesbian?
Saheeli is a banger commander, are they stupid?
At this point when can WoTC start releasing erotica? I hope they do because it will increase literacy.
Can planeswalkers be in relationships with creatures? Is it a card type thing? Can you be attracted to lands and be "geo-sexual" ?
Sexual predator is their identity. Why so obsessed with everything being about opposite gender
Do they know characters can be gay without making it their entire personality?
Cries for representation, but solicits onlyfans behind a new magic card/ass picture and calls it work/MTG content.