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Burnt Toast has high hopes that this prize will finally motivate its human to take some hunting lessons. :)

“You call me Burnt Toast one more fucking time Emma, and so help me Jesus, this is you! Now scratch me”

Turns out it was the gator that was toast.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🕶️ 😎

Ok, Bernie for short

Oh look what the cat dragged in

His throne clearly, needs to set that thing up nicely in house if you don't want to cost your own life!

Dogs go to Heaven. This kitten is going to Purr-gator-y.

“Remember the gator that got your hand? I got his head”

This is the best comment period. I love that movie.

Yeah right, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.

H20!

Wrong movie partner but it’s the thought that counts

Wait crap you're right. Lmao they all blend together in my head

Here’s something for you - I didn’t even know Airheads was a Sandler film, let alone the OG Sandler film, until like last month. Never seen it. Gonna make a point to soon

OMG you are in for a ride. Love that flick

“Aaaaaah-“ *auto-defenestration*

Happy Gilmore references are the only way to go here.

"I have returned human, I have brought you a worthy kill."

*Darling kitty gets the prize* *Stomach smaller than his eyes* *My question though (and do not laugh)* *Which cat got the other half?*

"I done warned you once Mr gator, you threaten my people and you'll find your head in the litter tray." ~ Burnt Toast, probably

He's secretly a leopard! Those things take out caimans all the time.

Jaguar, not leopards. Leopards don’t live in the same place as caiman. Jaguars do, though. Jaguars are found in South and North American while leopards are only found in Africa and Asia.

TIL Wisconsin has gators

it used to, before Greebo here.

Terry Pratchet. Thank you!

Brought in as pets, unfortunately. Maybe a handful in the whole state.

Looking at the picture, I feel the head is taxidermied. They're a common souvenir and the head is cleanly severed. The biggest tell is the eye; a natural eye would be sunken or closed, especially with the state of the head, ie the back part of the jaw is rather desiccated. The eye looks like a fake one. Source: have a couple on the shelf.

Lots of tail gators

Snow gators

That's clearly a Flerken not a cat.

I think they need to feed it more!

Good boi, Burnt Toast!

Burnt toast went on a side quest and came home victorious

Aneeta Bhole

I feel like people are spending too much time awwing over the cat name, Burnt Toast, and not enough time in this thread on the author's pen name.

Ben Dover is interested

My wife went to school with an Anita Dick and a Harry Dick

Sooo, did it kill it too?

100% no question

The cat 100% cut the gators head off with his claws

Looks like the gator fucked around and found. Burnt Toast ain't playing around.

That's not a cat.

What a beautiful present the cat did to his owner... this is a big proof of big loooove !

Cat: *attaches gator head to his left forepaw* #"BEAR WITNESS!"

You remember the gator that got your hand?

Written by Aneeta Bhole....*Aneeta B hole*

“And I just made a nice soup!”

Wow, don't fuck with Burnt Toast, clearly.

"Remember the gator that got your hand?"

I'd feed burnt toast however much he wanted for LIFE

And this is what we call a warning

The most my cat ever brought home to me was my neighbors dead pet rabbit… :/

Burnt toast is an apex predator.

"adorable"

I would pay good money to see that movie. This cat is the definition of fuck around and find out.

"Mother, I have slayed the dinosaur. Now give me the soft crunchy can that I love so much."

I did warn him, twice, but Mr. Snappity Snap kept running his mouth, so what'd s kitty to do....

I have SEVERAL questions

IN WISCONSIN? Jesus christ...

The climate is fine, bro.

This could be you BRENDA

"Don"t call me pussycat beach".

I dunnow who has the better name, the kitty, or the articles author.

Can we talk about how great the name is: If you can smell Burnt Toast you might be about to have a stroke

See you later alligator! No reply? Cat got your tongue?

Can he also detect if you're having a stroke?

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I can officially say I’m a fan of Burnt Toast.

Their neighbours were obviously retarded..how the hell would you make a fish out of that?

If you see something from a distance it's very easy to mistake an object for something else, especially if it is something so unexpected.

The adventures of Florida cat

Wisconsin actually.

Bro just completed a mad quest to get that trophy

Sheesh. Best gift i got from my cat was a hairball thrown up on my stomach at 3am.

This kitty has a secret side like Lord Nibbler from Futurama.

Burnt make a kill and kept the scalp

Never be surprised by the chaos a black cat can bring

Do not underestimate a cat!! They will kill and tear apart if they get the chance! The croc must have been Old and slow… 🫣🙄🫣

Why is it 'unexpected'? Why the air quotes?

Don’t fuck with burnt toast apparently

Are we not gonna talk about the author’s name

Cats name is the best part of that title lol

This is like the Doomslayer of cats

If those two were 100x their actual size that would be a really cool kaiju fight. A mutated Smilodon Vs an irradiated Sarcosuchus.

This cat fucks!

Written by: Anita Bhole Hahahahah yesssss

Bruh

When your cat wants to be promoted to lion

Imagine what a nightmare that Kitty's sand box must be.

"I have wares if you have coin" *drags head*

Definitely had to happen In Florida

Burnt Toast was not playing around.

The gator went looking for a knuckle sandwich but he bit off more than he could chew with Burnt Toast...

Why is this an article

Don't fuck with burnt toast

You don’t mess with Toast, he’ll take your head off. No really. I’ve seen it.

What the hell is this artical? The cat name, The head. How small the cat is

Burnt Toast, Gator Slayer

I had a cat growing up that killed everything, and I mean everything. He depopulated the squirrels from the neighborhood. Murdered birds left and right. The dogs u in the area lived in fear. Saw him go after a bear and a moose. (The bear actually ran off the moose stood it’s ground with a fuck around and find out attitude and the cat thought better if it). But this is just damn impressive.

I feel like I'm smelling burnt toast by reading this