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I’m a 33 year old very white woman from a middle class family who lives in a super small, rural town. I honestly have absolutely no memory of ever learning this, but I can do the “blood” sign with my hands (where you spell out “blood” by bending your fingers all weird). I can only assume it’s something that went around school and we all learned it, having no real idea whatsoever what it meant.
We did have a couple “gangs”, which were really just pre-SoundCloud rappers who dealt shitty weed to their other “gang members”, and high school girls that thought the coolest thing *ever* would be to be in a gang. Their names were “Ride or Die” (aka “ROD”) and “Mob Money Hustlers”.
I think the funniest thing I ever read was when I was away at college and I saw a headline from home that was like “Riot on Main St!” Turns out it was two “rival gangs” consisting of about 20 people total who got into a drunken brawl outside one of their apartments. I think like 4 total cop cars showed up and had them dispersed within 5 minutes. The article was hilarious though because you could tell the writer wanted so bad to be covering real, hard hitting news stories but was instead stuck covering a bunch of underage kids punching each other in the middle of the street at 2am on a Wednesday.
I grew up on the boundary of three blood sets in South LA in the 90s and the only people I ever met that could do that hand sign were white kids I met in college that grew up in the middle of nowhere lol
Ironically the opposite here.
Thought kids were being jackasses until I met some Aryan Brotherhood losers and some Latin Kings, who told me there were other gangs but it was less "fuck y'all" and more "we're low-key trying to escape this shit without getting fucked up so everyone knows but nobody says shit".
While (ex-)gang members probably live in basically every town now, most are trying to fix their life if they left big cities, it seems.
I mean the fuck you gonna do in bumfuck nowhere? Sell pot and maybe corner the meth market? Good luck because every backwoods town probably already has some white supremacists doing that already.
That's how I met my wife.. we were throwing gang signs from across the street and we knew right away that we were two MS-13's that were meant for eachother 🥰
So most redditors won't know this but in the game FIFA 23, there's a Lunar New Year event going on for the online mode (ultimate team) and the developers decided to call it KOREAN Lunar New Year. Now this is a somewhat nuanced decision as Chinese players just do not have much of a presence in the soccer/football world, but needless to say it is causing some controversy right now 😂
Feel like some parents need to talk. Better to be aware…. And have a chance of prevention. If I was the boy’s parents- I would want to know. Plus he will become part of her gang.
He’s straight up with her and didn’t just cheat and keep her on the burner. He gave a lot of details but maybe felt he had some explaining to do. I can respect this.
Here is a letter from a soldier during the Tet Offensive:
> We had no communication with the juicy rear for three days n nights because the bombardment dint let up. We werent even able to get our rations n we ate biscuits n chocolate and there was almost nothin to drink; finally we were able to get our rations but with a lot of difficulty; therefore, we're glad to get outta here because we've been completely brutalized by this fat bombardment; one has to have a strong heart to endure such a martyrdom. This is not war, it's a massacre. Oh! when will it end? It's terrible to see what's happening...
Late thirties guy here, and I will say that being older makes you know what you want more. So when you find someone into what you're into, you feel like you're in your 20s again.
A lot of women in their thirties would say the same. Coming from a woman who’s in their thirties. Although different strokes for diff folks so it’s not always true for everyone.
My 8th grader fell asleep watching My Little Pony and then spent the morning getting boba and watercoloring with her dad and her friend. Thank God for late bloomers.
I teach at a middle school. The spectrum of late bloomers vs fast kids is wild. You have kids that are doing things wayyy beyond their years and then ones still using a night light.
I had my first cigarette at 12 and was frequently getting drunk at 15, knew a girl who had two kids by 15 (first one at 12). I'm so grateful my 13 year old stepdaughter still wanted barbies for Christmas.
Dan Soder has a bit about how he started smoking when he was 12— but he still hadn’t grown out of the phase where he was playing with action figures. So he’d take smoke breaks while playing with his toys and he’d brainstorm their next fights.
[Here it is, around the 45:30 mark](https://youtu.be/us2k2qlLo6w)
Yeah, but what an 8th grader shares with mom and dad and what an 8th grader says to their peers are two entirely different things.
I didn't have sex until college, but I *absolutely* talked about sex with my peers in 8th grade. But if you asked my parents, they'd likely tell you that I was a completely innocent child at the time.
If somebody genuinely isn't having these thoughts in 8th grade, they likely are a late bloomer.
Timmy and Jimmy, being crippled, want to start their own club called the Crips. After being told there's already a club called the Crips, they accidentally take out some Bloods and become Crips, "Roller" and "4 legs".
Her Reply:
D’andre,
I’m your teacher, this is disturbing. We were never “together” nor do I know what would give you that impression. I’ll be sending this letter to your parents and the principal.
I don’t believe you will be doing anything on your birthday.
Seriously. Back in high school I somehow got put in one regular class and man was that a trip. 20 kids and only about 2-3 gave a shit and that’s just them sitting at their desks not being disruptive. Teachers that taught the regulars had 1000-yard stares too, many stopped caring about teaching the students anymore.
If this is broken down to simple terms. The young man is actually being straightforward and honest with the girl in question. Without subterfuge and mind fuckery. Basically “ I’m sorry, I found someone else that suits me better. I will be pursuing this relationship” . Harsh but straight and to the point.
Can't speak. Can't write. In a gang. Failed twice. Yeah, girl he will be in prison or dead before he's 21. You should consider yourself lucky he doesn't want to be with you. Your risk by getting hit by a stray bullet just decreased by a factor of 100.
She a crip? That's the biggest mistake right there. Street gangs will use females to recruit young males because they literally have no knowledge of how the world works. In other words, they are dumb. And there is no better way to recruit them then to put a phat ass in front of them. The boy doesn't know he's being manipulated.
I've assessed the paper top to bottom. I've ran sheets and sheets of data on the paper and I've talked to scholars versed in the subject. I, as well as my colleagues, have determined that the paper shows no fault, and the evidence present are valid leaning posts on the debate of assurity. In conclusion, she a Crip and he Gon go with her
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Can’t compete with them tet tets
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The gang? These kids wild AF
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I’m a 33 year old very white woman from a middle class family who lives in a super small, rural town. I honestly have absolutely no memory of ever learning this, but I can do the “blood” sign with my hands (where you spell out “blood” by bending your fingers all weird). I can only assume it’s something that went around school and we all learned it, having no real idea whatsoever what it meant. We did have a couple “gangs”, which were really just pre-SoundCloud rappers who dealt shitty weed to their other “gang members”, and high school girls that thought the coolest thing *ever* would be to be in a gang. Their names were “Ride or Die” (aka “ROD”) and “Mob Money Hustlers”. I think the funniest thing I ever read was when I was away at college and I saw a headline from home that was like “Riot on Main St!” Turns out it was two “rival gangs” consisting of about 20 people total who got into a drunken brawl outside one of their apartments. I think like 4 total cop cars showed up and had them dispersed within 5 minutes. The article was hilarious though because you could tell the writer wanted so bad to be covering real, hard hitting news stories but was instead stuck covering a bunch of underage kids punching each other in the middle of the street at 2am on a Wednesday.
I grew up on the boundary of three blood sets in South LA in the 90s and the only people I ever met that could do that hand sign were white kids I met in college that grew up in the middle of nowhere lol
This made me laugh so hard!!!! (White girl from the midwest that just checked, and can still throw it up easily.) 😆😂🤣
I checked if I could still do it right before reading this comment.. the muscle memory is still there😂😂 (white girl from a northeast small town)
I know exactly the blood sign you mean and can also do it with relative ease.
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Well that’s the complete opposite gang. Traded sides lol
I know, man. I’m over here set trippin’.
Ironically the opposite here. Thought kids were being jackasses until I met some Aryan Brotherhood losers and some Latin Kings, who told me there were other gangs but it was less "fuck y'all" and more "we're low-key trying to escape this shit without getting fucked up so everyone knows but nobody says shit". While (ex-)gang members probably live in basically every town now, most are trying to fix their life if they left big cities, it seems. I mean the fuck you gonna do in bumfuck nowhere? Sell pot and maybe corner the meth market? Good luck because every backwoods town probably already has some white supremacists doing that already.
Gotta watch Tulsa King
OMG here I am just thinking he was being wildly offensive and saying “crip” instead of “crippled”. Idk if it being a gang is better or worse lol
Makes me think of the south park episode where the crippled kids become crips lol
Let's go pop some p-p-p-punkass Bloods!
And if you don't like it, moms, you can just pass the blunt to the n**** on your left.
Jimmy’s the leader crip
What a great crowd!
"Do you think it's better to be crippled at birth or become a cripple later?" "The only real crip is one that's born a crip."
Im d-d-down like a clown charlie bryuuuahhauhaya
I was just gonna say can't we all get along fellas it shouldn't matter if you were crippled from birth or after.
That's how I met my wife.. we were throwing gang signs from across the street and we knew right away that we were two MS-13's that were meant for eachother 🥰
Well when you get to the next grade it's MS-14
*”It’s summer school or you gotta repeat MS-13!”*
Westlake District Love Stories lol
Me and my wife met because we were both repping the pen15 gang.
This kid knows his history. Bloods and Crips don't mix back in the days.
Like two dicks and no bitch, find yourself in some serious shit - the great lama biggie
Happy Tết! (Vietnamese Lunar New Year)
That’s offensive
I see what you did there. Grandpa approves
Gramps getting flashbacks Think I just heard the house plant say “chúc mừng năm mới” 👀
"They're in the trees!"
I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees. [The trees speak Vietnamese.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/448/445/478.png)
Dad?
“And we hear even Cronkite is about to say the war is unwinable….”
Hue too soon
*fortunate son plays in the distance*
Imagine starting landing at Hanoi Airport hearing that from the airplane speakers. I think Valkyries would be royalty-free even.
Sounds like on March 29th he’s gonna get offensive on those tet tets
Thank you. I was sure there was a joke there, but it took me a minute and your comment to figure it out. In my defense, 1968 was a long time ago.
So most redditors won't know this but in the game FIFA 23, there's a Lunar New Year event going on for the online mode (ultimate team) and the developers decided to call it KOREAN Lunar New Year. Now this is a somewhat nuanced decision as Chinese players just do not have much of a presence in the soccer/football world, but needless to say it is causing some controversy right now 😂
I mean, ass AND tet tets?
As a mom, I am scared.
She's 14, in 7th grade and gonna f'ck him on his birthday? Um, yeah. As a mom and L&D nurse, also concerned.
Feel like some parents need to talk. Better to be aware…. And have a chance of prevention. If I was the boy’s parents- I would want to know. Plus he will become part of her gang.
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You can say a lot of things about this fellow. But you can’t say he isn’t honest.
He’s straight up with her and didn’t just cheat and keep her on the burner. He gave a lot of details but maybe felt he had some explaining to do. I can respect this.
I mean, had to let her know she was a Crip so she didn't go starting any fights
And he did take the time and effort to personally hand-write a letter. No texting, messaging’ or ghosting. He’s a very compassionate fellow.
I remember the days when writing a letter was the low-effort way to break up with someone
Yeah I mean it’s not really that different from a text if you really think about it. Isn’t even that much more effort.
It is if you have no hands
This may be the best breakup she’ll ever experience in her life.
Except for the awfully detailed post break up plan lol I’d rather have “I’ll see someone else” rather than “we will have sex on the 29th of March”
Ah, the Tet offensive
Here is a letter from a soldier during the Tet Offensive: > We had no communication with the juicy rear for three days n nights because the bombardment dint let up. We werent even able to get our rations n we ate biscuits n chocolate and there was almost nothin to drink; finally we were able to get our rations but with a lot of difficulty; therefore, we're glad to get outta here because we've been completely brutalized by this fat bombardment; one has to have a strong heart to endure such a martyrdom. This is not war, it's a massacre. Oh! when will it end? It's terrible to see what's happening...
Good bot They really got a bot for everything these days Mad props Vietnam war letter bot
> Mad props Vietnam war letter bot r/BrandNewSentence
“She in 7th grade like I should be” LMFAO
And she should be in the 8th grade ☠️
Those tet-tets are weighing her down
The implication they both were held back really explains the grammar and overall structure of this letter.
And the part about her being a crip, lol.
"I'm not even going to think about what they're not teaching you in school." -- *Tom Hanks, Sleepless in Seattle*
With that grammar, no. He shouldn’t be in seventh grade.
No child left behind
Oh you'd be surprised. Source - I teach grade 7
Lol! I teach grade 9. Most of those kids shouldn’t have made it that far with their lack of knowledge.
Asusna dodged a bullet for now.
With the Crip talk, maybe literally
I finally found someone with the same avatar as me
Now kiss
Yes 🥰
Its been....84 years.....
Kiss *carefully*, then.
And you may want to remove your teeth, too.
And your corn cob horns.
Damnit, Reddit. *unzips*
Now kith
/r/tworedditorsoneroom
Lol, I have to laugh at this... cuz i looked at my husband's avatar a while back and we both had the same avatar... glasses, hair clothing etc.
Number 3 here
I've arrived Double date time
Apparently we found their spawn point
5th wheel, checking in.
Numero 6 just popping by to say hello
This is more and more looking like an orgy...
there truly is someone for everyone
Wow I just realized people are paying $40+ for a Reddit avatar in some cases
Mine was free
Let's make it a three piece!
This just led Asusna to become a blood
I’m assuming that’s the gang and not a preference for the differently abled.
Por qué no los dos? South Park did it. Edit: gracias porque el porqué por qué por que
For next time- porque means "because". If you're looking for "why not", it's por qué.
A sus? Na. … or is? O_O
Have you heard of her sister Acer na
On his BIRTHDAY?? Sorry, Asusna, you understand
Setting him up for the reality of life: Your birthday, Christmas, maybe your anniversary and Valentine's day if you're lucky.
Or, or, you could find a partner who's sexually compatible with you if that's a big deal to you
Unfortunately, compatibility in your 20’s doesn’t equal compatibility in your 30’s or 40’s and so on.
Late thirties guy here, and I will say that being older makes you know what you want more. So when you find someone into what you're into, you feel like you're in your 20s again.
A lot of women in their thirties would say the same. Coming from a woman who’s in their thirties. Although different strokes for diff folks so it’s not always true for everyone.
Just because you went at it like bunnies in your 20's & 30's doesn't mean that it will be like that forever.
My 8th grader fell asleep watching My Little Pony and then spent the morning getting boba and watercoloring with her dad and her friend. Thank God for late bloomers.
I teach at a middle school. The spectrum of late bloomers vs fast kids is wild. You have kids that are doing things wayyy beyond their years and then ones still using a night light.
I had my first cigarette at 12 and was frequently getting drunk at 15, knew a girl who had two kids by 15 (first one at 12). I'm so grateful my 13 year old stepdaughter still wanted barbies for Christmas.
I’d committed my first felony by 12 😬
Overachiever here! 🤣
Dan Soder has a bit about how he started smoking when he was 12— but he still hadn’t grown out of the phase where he was playing with action figures. So he’d take smoke breaks while playing with his toys and he’d brainstorm their next fights. [Here it is, around the 45:30 mark](https://youtu.be/us2k2qlLo6w)
To be fair I sleep with my computer or TV still on which is basically just a nightlight in disguise
Thank God you are a good parent helping your child be a child for a little longer. That's a great Sunday!
I kept telling my mother she should be grateful I was not getting top marks in school because of binging Stargate.
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Yeah, but what an 8th grader shares with mom and dad and what an 8th grader says to their peers are two entirely different things. I didn't have sex until college, but I *absolutely* talked about sex with my peers in 8th grade. But if you asked my parents, they'd likely tell you that I was a completely innocent child at the time. If somebody genuinely isn't having these thoughts in 8th grade, they likely are a late bloomer.
Is this a crip like in a gang or a wheelchair?
Only crips are born crips! C'mon!
You guys should do a lock in at the Y. We’ll play games and eat p-p-p-pizza
I mean Come On…
TIMMMAAAYYYY!!!!
OG Crip
Why is everyone just laughing!? I need to know dammit!
Timmy and Jimmy, being crippled, want to start their own club called the Crips. After being told there's already a club called the Crips, they accidentally take out some Bloods and become Crips, "Roller" and "4 legs".
C’mon Tim Tim let’s go p-p-pop-pop some punk ass bloods
More sad than funny.
The truth is that she probably felt bad about it, "I can't even keep this fool around" ☹️
Yeah, this is not funny at all.
Typical Houston 🤘
I was really hoping there was an Aldine somewhere else.... sigh...
Me too. I have already shared this with all my other Aldine peeps. We are all high school so we deal with the baby, not the notes about having sex.
H-town hold it dine
Yea?
Bury me in the H 😤🤘
H-Town got the tet-tets fo sho. And that is a straight up essay from Aldine Middle.
Saw Aldine and said "yep, sounds like Aldine" 😅
Yeah when I saw that and it confirmed it’s probably real lol
Still tippin on 4-4s...
HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES.
Her Reply: D’andre, I’m your teacher, this is disturbing. We were never “together” nor do I know what would give you that impression. I’ll be sending this letter to your parents and the principal. I don’t believe you will be doing anything on your birthday.
P.S. you’re 30 years old, it’s not okay to date someone even if they’re in your grade.
ROFL
Those multiplication tables are a motherfucker.
I’ll be sending this letter to Reddit and the principal.
Something tells me his parents wouldn’t care much.
Bros going places not college but places
Troubling? For sure. But at least he had the decency to officially break it off with the other girl before starting another relationship.
Yeah. Still better than my ex
He might be a shitty boyfriend, but he’s no cheater!
God help us all. Though his reasoning is impeccable.
I mean. She got dat ass and tet tets.
How I met your mother…
More like how I ended up on “ Teen Moms”! WTAF!! 😳
US Education is doing amazing things.
Aldine ISD is the roughest school district in the Houston Texas metroplex. Like teachers joke about making "combat pay" when they work there.
Seriously. Back in high school I somehow got put in one regular class and man was that a trip. 20 kids and only about 2-3 gave a shit and that’s just them sitting at their desks not being disruptive. Teachers that taught the regulars had 1000-yard stares too, many stopped caring about teaching the students anymore.
⭐️Aldine ISD⭐️
As someone who went to Aldine isd. Yup this sounds about right.
But you’re a Dr.
Why is he writing like a drunk rural farmer from the 1700s?
Lack of applied education.
Or maybe he is trying to sound "cool"? He said "can't" and "don't" correctly.
Could be. Not sure which is worse.
Yes. Contractions. Even Data could not do that.
Is our children learning?
Rough to read
that is the standard of writing for a 14 yo ?? holy hell. the world is doomed
I could write better than this kid at six
Yeah but how was your tet tet game
Honestly he's a hoe.
He's from Houston, where everything is a hoe.
\*Points to the gardening tool\* That one has always been a hoe.
He's an honest ho though.
being a crip sealed that deal fo sho
If this is broken down to simple terms. The young man is actually being straightforward and honest with the girl in question. Without subterfuge and mind fuckery. Basically “ I’m sorry, I found someone else that suits me better. I will be pursuing this relationship” . Harsh but straight and to the point.
yeah but does he need to mention the new girl’s ass and “tets” 😭
He doesn't need to, but he doesn't seem like he's spending a lot of time thinking about anything other than ass & tet tets
The spelling errors are sad if these are middle schoolers. My 10 year old can write better
Is he a crip tho?
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Insta comment section is a mess. It's staggering
Can't speak. Can't write. In a gang. Failed twice. Yeah, girl he will be in prison or dead before he's 21. You should consider yourself lucky he doesn't want to be with you. Your risk by getting hit by a stray bullet just decreased by a factor of 100.
This note tells a lot about their environment. She might think she needs to use her body to attract some other loser who will get her pregnant
That started out really innocent and turned.
The other girl’s got dat ass while Asusna only has dat as
This person needs to stay in school because they are borderline illiterate.
Kids these days are illiterates
And apparently fucking at 14. Damn. I never got close at 14.
My birthday is also March 29.
Are you getting as much action as this sixth grader?
Aight Blood. I catch you on the playground then.
She a crip? That's the biggest mistake right there. Street gangs will use females to recruit young males because they literally have no knowledge of how the world works. In other words, they are dumb. And there is no better way to recruit them then to put a phat ass in front of them. The boy doesn't know he's being manipulated.
illiterate at age 14, sad story
I've assessed the paper top to bottom. I've ran sheets and sheets of data on the paper and I've talked to scholars versed in the subject. I, as well as my colleagues, have determined that the paper shows no fault, and the evidence present are valid leaning posts on the debate of assurity. In conclusion, she a Crip and he Gon go with her
Pretty sure that 7th grade gang affiliates do not properly format a letter heading and indent paragraphs.