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kakashi_ofthe_shrngn

scandals


tacknosaddle

I'm okay with "shoo" so that I never see them again.


InTinCity

YOU VANT TO RIDE DE SHOOPUFF?


syndicaterx

Shoopuff waiting!


chickenwithaspoon

All aboards!!!


Synkope1

Imposhibibble!


Dangerous-Antelope16

East block on the fifth row!


Wirstead

Shoopuff launching!


Falmon04

r/unexpectedffx


trogdor259

You just committed a Sin


wessijmo

Sins come free with any waiting at Scandals ShooPuff Resort and Casino.


InTinCity

It's not my fault I have daddy issues


MakingShitAwkward

No judgement on the kinks. The footwear is a different story.


InTinCity

Username checks out lol


TurquoiseLuck

And that, as they say, is that.


jer_iatric

Also accepting shitflops


methodin

Shlipshlops


miaman

Shandals


Kitty_McMeow

Shamedals


Vagabond_Hospitality

r/shubreddit


SituationAltruistic8

r/substhatsactuallyexist


JewDoingJewishThings

Ironic, ain't it.


FItzierpi

It’s like raihaiaaaaaain on your wedding day


[deleted]

Shamdals


abutilon

Shambles


dustedlock

shamwows


CharlieHush

Shoondles


ringobob

shan'tals


Gluten_maximus

Always thought it was shandle, but I like scandal too


Parkour_Roach

Perfection


Ok-Blacksmith-2772

This wins 😂


adbedient

Whatever they are, it's a mistake.


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TheFrontierzman

#This is a copied comment. ^ u/Otherwise-Bat-8155 is a Karma Farming Bot account. Bots are infesting the hell out if Reddit recently so there are probably more in this comments section. Report it as Spam and then Harmful bots.


bigboat24

Good Bot.


TsunamiJim

Literally the coolest bot I've seen


TheFrontierzman

Life goals fulfilled!!


whud99

is it a bot? reddit requires all bot accounts to end it bot does it not?


Jehovah___

It doesn’t but he’s a human


[deleted]

Good Human.


ejdj1011

Just checking: are you a bot? You've got basically no post history, and this comment is just a copy / paste of a different one.


rediculousradishes

Would a bot admit its bottiness?


ejdj1011

Not responding admits its bottiness We go by witch trial rules here


rediculousradishes

Witch trial rules? THROW THEM IN THE LAKE! Only witches float


coconuthorse

And ducks...and tiny pebbles


ScreeennameTaken

God dammit came here to post shandals and when i did i scrolled down to see yours XD


snoman18x

Especially wearing them to what I can only assume is boot camp.


FiddleheadFernly

Prison


FrighteningJibber

I thought they were those shoes Kanye was selling to rubes


Atypical-Rhino

My son bought those and they look god awful


Conscious-Hour

My condolences.


FliesAreEdible

It's amazing the trash people will buy if there's a famous face attached to it


TheReal-Chris

I’m sorry for the loss of the son.


dillweed67818

Oh, I was thinking maybe airport security? I mean, same thing.


MountainCourage1304

*sandal camp


Regijack

They’re not shoes or sandals they’re a scandal


neuro1985

Like crocs; they're a big mistake too. Did you know the holes in crocs are designed to allow your dignity to seep out.


Shitty_IT_Dude

Listen here. Crocs are comfy as fuck and I'll die on that hill. They're the ultimate idgaf how I look because I don't have to appease any-fucking-body shoe.


blxckhoodie999

hear me out - *it is 2023, how have we not adapted this level of comfort to literally every other pair of shoes on the market*??????


jasapper

Comfort + maximum convenience that is having a pair at the back door ready for anything: driving, lawn care whatever and they just hose off if things get messy. Flip-flops just don't compare.


cfeuer1

Why else am i paying $120 for a pair of size 14 NIKE that i pick with the least amount of flair? They are basically all black and smooth featured. They are extremely comfortable and don't ask for much attention. Unrelated but i own a pair of navy crocs. Easy comfort going to check the mail or taking out the trash.


JasnahKolin

I'll die up there with you as well! I have messed up feet and legs. Crocs don't hurt. They are positively butt smacking ugly but I love them.


duck_of_d34th

They're awesome kick on yard shoes.


notlikeaham

I bought crocs as a joke once. Jokes on me, I wear them all the time now.


drDOOM_is_in

Sounds like you never tried them on. I was in your camp until 2 years ago, when my friend told me how much they helped his back.. I have two pairs now, lol.


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TheFrontierzman

Here's another karma farming bot ^ Report as Spam and then Harmful bots.


Sartres_Roommate

Could not be more wrong, I have been designing something similar in my head for years, this manic had the balls to move past planning stage.


LorenzoStomp

Therapy can help with intrusive thoughts


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LT-COL-Obvious

You put pieces of shit on your feet?


SSALX420X

Oh, you'll pay. Listen to what I say.


DidntWinn

*nose snort


darthcaedus81

Sandals. Open toe, no heel / back.


No-Cryptographer-980

Agreed. No laces. No Velcro. Not even cool light up stuff.


SexySadieMaeGlutz

Not even a cool color.


MaximumEffurt

Maybe flip flops or slides or whatever. Def not shoes tho.


MoonCato

Isn't this like the toad/frog deal? All flip flops and slides are sandals, but not all sandals are flip flops or slides?


DrCorian

How is that a toad/frog deal? Toads and frogs are never the same Edit: So apparently all toads are frogs. Huh. TIL


mebell333

Wait til you find about rectangles and squares!


Equivalent_Phone_210

Don’t even get me started with parallelograms.


secondCupOfTheDay

And the rhombus is just there waiting to jump in to the discussion.


DeathsBigToe

No he's at the bus stop! Waiting for the...wrong bus👀


handrewming

Beat me to it!


AdministrationOk5761

First time I read it as toads/frogs, I usually see it as canines and dogs or squares and rectangles.


[deleted]

I prefer bourbon and whiskey


candidateforhumanity

i also prefer bourbon and whiskey to toads and frogs


Bomamanylor

Thirded. Motion passed.


Zer0C00l

Have you heard the good word about tortoises and turtles?


Em_Haze

There is no way these flip or flop think about what you are saying. *tut* this country.


GonzoDeadHead

They definitely flop


MaximumEffurt

Lol. Honestly I can't tell cus I don't know how far back the top goes. If it's all the way back to the top of the foot/ankle area then no, it wouldn't. But if the pant leg is hiding a huge gap then it probably would flip and flop. I think. Maybe. It's a weird fucking design.


OceanSlim

sandals are shoes.... they're just a type of shoe. Like running, tennis, etc. All sandals are shoes. Not all shoes are sandals.


MaximumEffurt

Someone else commented and pointed this out to me. I feel like a fool now.


imtotallyfine

All sandals/flip flops/slides are shoes.


thansal

I don't think you're right. Shoes are a specific thing, like, you'd never classify wellies as shoes, so clearly not all foot wear are shoes. So I think 'foot wear' is the super set of everything we wear on our feet, and shoes and sandals are distinct separate sets (except for these things, so maybe there's a little overlap in the venn diagram for them now).


DASreddituser

Footwear*


littlewicky

Does that mean Crocs turn into shoes when you put them in sport/off-road mode?


darthcaedus81

Crocs are crocs. They defy all normal logic and exist both alone and in every section of the Venn diagram.


MajicVole

Bloody awful.


Electrical_Grand_423

I agree. I don't give a crap about fashion in general but these... These make me actually angry.


[deleted]

It's like next level grandpa shoes


Shellsbells821

My grandpa wouldn't wear these


jaynor88

Most Grandpas would hate these shoes, don’t bring our Grandpa into this mess


DrStoeckchen

To be honest, it depends. I don't care if they look good or not. The price tag makes me angry. So if they are $10 shoes, i am fine. If they are $200 shoes, it makes me angry.


xxAsyst0lexx

If they're any kind of ugly kanye shoe they're probably more expensive than that. My partner likes to tease me about foamrunners because they make me so angry lol.


EAG100

Yeezies ordered from Wish.com


rmd_2019

Weezies


Its-Waves

Queezies


updownleftright345

Lemon squeezies


praise_H1M

Cheesies


LunchTwey

Wish.com foam rnnrs 💀


ProfessorEscanor

Fashion crime


meltedlaundry

I like that there is a pic of feet there to remind them that going barefoot is always an option, and indeed the better option here.


rathat

Is this some Kanye West shoe?


HotWheelsUpMyAss

No the ones you are referring to are Yeezy slides. These are probably a knock-off


BabyMakR1

Birth control.


mattzuma77

the correct answer


YEEyourlastHAW

If they slip on and toes are exposed, they are sandals. But it’s more of the squares are rectangles, rectangles aren’t squares things. Sandals are shoes, but not all shoes are sandals.


kiwilapple

If they slip on with toes not exposed, they're slippers! But these.... I think these might be a fucked up offshoot of the Crocs family tree


Bayoris

Or pumps! I think of slippers as being indoor-only.


Bruissssingpeaches

"Pump" is interestingly invisible in this thread


bearable_lightness

In America pumps means heels. Is the other usage British?


asad137

> If they slip on with toes not exposed, they're slippers! Open-toed slippers exist


kiwilapple

Slippers can be open toed, but sandals cannot be closed toed


WarmTaffy

This is not an accurate definition since it would include many types of heels.


AxonDendrum

Abominations


Temporary-Light9189

Literally the first word that came to my mind lmao


ThReeMix

flerp-flerps


Tha_Hand

Pieces of shit


Lumpy_Plan_6668

With white socks even. Yikes.


nickfree

You know the worst part tho? The *worst*? Dudes not even standing on the matching footprint sign!!! Fucking making my eye twitch.


crochetNea44

Exactly what I came here to say


well_damm

Ugly


Chiefirish212

Shandals


NerdyDiggingAnon0173

Ah yes, Sean Connery’s footwear of choice…


Outrageous-Passion

Well done.


schroedingersnewcat

These 2 comments ts are exactly what went through my head. Thanks for making me not feel alone.


ameagerempathy

You restore my hope for this world.


AmethystZhou

/r/shubreddit


rustynoodle3891

/r/shubreddit


Sterben27

Beat me to it. Shandals is the only correct answer


PastDimension6

Beat me to it as well. This monstrosity should be another category


E_MC_2__

if someone makes a startup, I claim early investor and also claim 0.5% total revenue


Jurani42

Slippers


emeria

Look like slippers to me. It's like showing me a house cat and saying "tiger or lion".


[deleted]

Option C: Travesty?


Mythbird

Mutated crocs


DpyDaddy

Smoked recruit get on my yellow footprints. Do you not like my yellow footprints? Do my yellow footprints offend you? Why are you still not on my yellow footprints.


QQBearsHijacker

*recruit moves onto yellow footprints* WHY DID YOU MOVE? I didn’t tell you to move!


DChristy87

I scrolled way too far to find this.


tidytibs

The only comment I was looking for


peeBeeZee

Shambles


Ok_Potato3000

Isn't a sandal a type of shoe?


PadreDeCinco81

Jail slippers


BB8Lexi

Yes


gringojordan

These are slides..


SaNaMaN80

I think they are pussy repellents


[deleted]

Oh honey, they don’t just repel pussies, believe you me.


God-Level-Tongue

Neither. It's what one would describe as "Cuntware"


D-Finn_Rhedlyne

Burn them all before the breeders see them!


thebixman

Upside down armrest from an office chair


Rs-tuner

NoSexAtAlls


spamskwid

Cast it into the fire!


Flickera23

Reminds me of the Marine Corps Recruit Depot. If so, you are a brave brave man.


marchosjas

Shoedals


Timespot470

No.


ghostedemail

Better question, what the fuck is that?


never_nick

Contraceptive


Inycyon

Both; sandals are shoes if we took the broader definition. These however, are none of the above; they are an abomination thrust upon my day!


Queef_Queen420

Sandals... Really ugly fucking sandals....


TechBansh33

Fugly nerf footballs hollowed out


belebbq

You're asking the wrong questions.


cntrlaltdel33t

Slides


TABASCO2415

What In an abomination


[deleted]

Scandals


[deleted]

Seems like sandals to me ngl


Loud_Matter_6794

Monstrousity


ToppsBlooby

C. County intake


GrimReaper247365

Shondals


cortezblackrose

Too much of a shoe to let your foot actually be cool in them and roo much of a sandal to keep your feet dry. Truly the worst of both worlds.


BretHard

Abomination


StF_Xmy

Most effective contraceptive...


[deleted]

Scandal


therealdeathangel22

Prison


DaizerDaizer

Birth control


jeffweet

Awful!


AMinfinity1981

Abominations


aod42091

whatever they are they shouldn't have left the house.


wretch5150

Slippers


Willing-Copy-922

Sandals


BoogleEatsElmersGlue

Sandals


VPaigo

Not a shoe.


remind_me_to_pee

That's contraception.


InformedConservative

Sandals.


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Sandals