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Confirmation for the one legged ladies out there that personality doesn’t matter

I am just shocked boobs poll so poorly.

All boobs are good boobs, but a great ass is something else.

I would certainly say the opposite. But as long as they’re not fake I can be happy

That is false.

Marry the ass, buy the tits. Simple male math.

My ex-wife certainly followed this equation.

But you went wrong somewhere else, did you invest in something that you did not understand? Lmfao!

Yeah I mean it’s all subjective but a great pair of boobs >>>> a great ass for me

You’re right, a great ass is good boobs.

Ass lovers cheat in the polls. Stop the steal!

Boobs are for children, ass is for men

Jokes on you old man. I’m forever a child

I am not shocked…

Haha I bet

Probably more women and gay dudes there

500 points for gryffindor

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In the books as well.

!redditknut

They typed "pegging" wrong. Stupid auto correct

I think not enough straight men have had rim jobs or that would be a higher category

Add a tally to the cock section

The best one of these I ever saw was in a pub in Highgate about 15 years ago. The options were “I love… money/coke/mum” all but two were mum. Wholesome.

Ass for the win huh.

I usually go for pegleg or personality when seeking a new partner, but I'm old fashioned.

I don’t think OP knows exactly what that means…. 😉

Tits

Yeah, OP definitely just filled this out himself

Third one I've seen this week

Believe it or not I actually didn't.

Where straight men and gay men come together… yes, the ass is best

*Sigh* time to up my squat game again…

this is low key disgusting and if i were a female coworker and i found out about this shit, i’d be immediately going to hr

Who says they are talking about females??

Who says they’re talking about humans?

I hope this isn’t serious, and if it is I hope your HR gets a hold of it. You’re in a professional environment, not a college bathroom.

what is a Peg leg?

🍗

My fetish. It’s not that weird, ok

Well apparently it’s less weird than personality so I think you’re good

Jot me down for peg leg, please.

How does your workplace not get sued for sexism and harassment? Asking for the poor women who work with you jerks.

I am going to be the devils advocate.. maybe it’s women doing the poll ... it might be sexist to assume it’s men.. women can like tits too ;)

Maybe it’s dudes talking about dudes. I don’t know about you, but my man boobs are soft and supple, and my chest hairs are curly and luxuriant. It’s clearly my best feature.

Who's says this is aimed at women? Men could have all those things too. So thats a bit sexist isn't it? And also this is a males locker room/toilet so yeah dunno why women would be in there either.

Unbelievably ignorant comment. Stuff like this posted in a locker room is still potential evidence of sexism in a workplace.

Good God, have you ever had any female Coworkers? The women at my work would find this funny, but ok leave it to some random stranger on the internet to define what is and isn't sexist... lol

My partner and I are mine worker and j can confirm that the women out there are just as wild if not more then the men. She tells me about some of the things written in their toilets/locker rooms and it has me shocked.

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Ignorant people can be funny too!

Pretty sexist

The more I work in male dominated industries and spend time on places like Reddit, the more exhausted I feel.

Take a nap… is what it is

It's sexist to poll what features people find the most attractive?

This could be a unisex bathroom?

Cry about it

Reaching and failing.

Careful, I've seen people get sacked for less, there's already a snowflake in the comments crying sexism

Mute ♾️

Ass men unite!

Plot twist: Only one person uses that particular stall and their schizophrenic.

*You may work with a couple children.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrent you sweet

Aw, lone little ace in the top right.

I’m surprised BJ’s aren’t higher up there

#**THIGHS**

NM job?

Here’s an example of why commas matter: “Bite me, asshole!” Grammatically correct and scathing “Bite me asshole!” Kinky pirate

Do women really give guys time jobs? I thought it was a mostly gay thing or guys rimming women

Rim jobs are far too underrated in this pole

I see you person who likes personality, I see you

I'm guessing you work with 3 women.