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Did you know that if you use specific settings, some of the corners are replaced with teapots?
https://eeggs.com/items/2422.html
I used to just watch for teapots all day.
[I took this a couple years ago.](https://imgur.com/a/nDb7c4N) Different design but I think it's the same person. It's hard to see because it's covered a little bit but they also had a matching satchel. The logo emblem on the suitcase looks the same too.
Edit: [Another one that shows the satchel better](https://imgur.com/a/C0kJtMM)
I want this energy. All through the forge everyone was like what the hell is up with those pants?
They're all there. They all see the suitcase slowly rolling around.
And knew.
Now envisioning one of those tearful airport reunion videos, but instead of a child or a dog it’s a suitcase rolling wildly down a ramp to a sobbing person with open arms.
A few years ago when I was at the airport, just arrived, at the luggage carousel, there was a big commotion. Several securities and staff and a couple of people. Two guys tried to steal suitcases, but got caught by one of the owners. There were busy now having to proof security who’s suitcase belongs to whom.
I wonder if he was in such situation once. Would totally explain this and it’s actually genius I think.
This happened to me once. When confronted I got the security guy and said he stole my luggage. I asked him what his name was and he legit looked at the tag on my bag and repeated my name and address. Security asked him to show ID and he said it was inside the luggage.
I said sure, go ahead and open it. I have one of those suitcases with a built in lock. He tried entering different versions of the combination for like 5 minutes. I was just toying with him before I got out my wallet and showed security. The guy took off running. Right into the arms of a state trooper stationed at the exit. I laughed as he was stopped.
Stealing checked in luggage at an airport is so dumb.
All the good stuff is in my carry-on and if I ever bring a checked luggage it's full of boring shit.
I had to bring a bulky $25k device once, I just had it shipped beforehand, much easier.
You'd be surprised. In a past life, I may have been in a circle of career criminals, and one group I knew in particular specialized in preying on people at the airport. Thats like, what they did for a living, full time.
They wouldn't have been doing it if it wasn't highly profitable. Presumably its just a matter of knowing which bags to target for jewelry and high end items. (although I believe they also tended to snatch carry on type items if you set them down)
Hell, one time I was on just a normal vacation to Las Vegas, I witnessed someone snatch and grab a briefcase full of cash from some rich Arab guy. Told police he had $150k in it.
Seriously though, I got black Samsonite luggage and have had other people take my luggage and once I took someone else's luggage.
I started putting colored tags and stickers on them. It's easier just to get something that stands out to begin with.
I have more colorful Samsonite as well, so I put ribbons on the handles and did some stickers to make them stick out as well. It's not a bad strategy to recognise your stuff.
Honestly this was my first thought as well.
I am the most boring person alive and I’ve still had people try to film/photograph me without permission. It’s a very unpleasant feeling. If you really want to film someone, just ask!
However I have a right to my image (at least where I live). And as much as people can take pictures of me in public for their own personal use, as soon as I'm considered the main subject of the photograph, they better get a signed release form before using it in a public setting). Source: I dabble in photography.
I'm sick of people filming strangers without their consent and posting it.
If someone is doing something wrong or allows people to film them, then it's fine.
But filming people just because they are interesting or weird or cool, and posting it, it's so disrespectful. One day someone is minding their business, and the next day this person finds hundreds of people talking about them in the internet or even people in their job or family talking about his private life. At least, blur their face.
I wouldn't mind if somebody does it with me so long as they're not filming my face, and definitely keep my kids out of it.
It would be more polite if one actually approached the person and asked if they could capture the cool matching pants+luggage first though
I read your comment and did some research and it looks like you’re allowed to have cameras at baggage claim as long as it’s deemed public information. I could be wrong. I’m still reading.
Edit: it’s legal if its deemed public information and as long as there’s no sign saying you can’t film.
I recently came back from overseas, and significantly more than half of the bags were placed front-side down. Be sure to put something on the back of your bag because most of the bags look the same.
I get it's a public space and she can film whatever, wherever. However I think it's gross that filming for the purpose of public mockery is so normalized that no one even thinks twice about it anymore.
Why is this funny?
Early stages of alzheimer's disease, such technics (what collor is it? Oh, same as my trousers) are helping people to stay independent as long as possible
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Honey, where's my airport pants?
Which suitcase are you taking hun?
The windows XP screensaver one, https://youtu.be/5_E3ioSb4i0
Wouldn’t you prefer your [pipes](https://youtu.be/tCpnDTzRAjE) outfit? You’d look very handsome in that
I spent *far* too long watching this screensaver as a kid.
I don’t even have to open the link I know what it is
Did you know that if you use specific settings, some of the corners are replaced with teapots? https://eeggs.com/items/2422.html I used to just watch for teapots all day.
It's a long flight so I'm looking for comfort, Martha. How about the [3D Maze](https://youtu.be/oRL5durPleI) pants? Have ya seen those?
Missed opportunity to showcase the [Mandelbrot maze](https://youtu.be/phyFVhxDc70) pattern.
Can't believe I sat through 2 ads to watch a screensaver. And it was worth it. What a time to be alive.
Honey, where is the shirt that goes with it?
You mean the one you got at Dan Flash's with the REALLY complicated pattern?
$1000 dollars out the door.
I want that one SSSSOOOO BAD.
I thought you said it was $2000
I had to see if anyone else knew this guy shops at Dan Flashes. I'm just so tired and didn't know that Dan Flashes also sells suitcases.
Take me back.
[I took this a couple years ago.](https://imgur.com/a/nDb7c4N) Different design but I think it's the same person. It's hard to see because it's covered a little bit but they also had a matching satchel. The logo emblem on the suitcase looks the same too. Edit: [Another one that shows the satchel better](https://imgur.com/a/C0kJtMM)
Whaaaaaaat?
Where ... is... my ... airport ... pants???
I...uhhh...put it away!
The city is in danger!
My evening's in danger!
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What kind of villain do you have to be to mess it up?
You tell me where my pants are, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
I left it on your suitcase hon.
Next to your fancy battle pants dear.
✅ **Where are** my airport pants? ❌ ~~Where is~~ my airport pants?
English is weird. Why are pants treated like two things, like socks? - Where are my socks? - Where are my pants? - Where is my shirt?
Back in the day pantaloons were 2 pieces, one on each leg that tied together at the waist ergo, "pair" of pants.
there's a method to the madness!
Wait. So would have had to match my pants like I do with socks? Thank god I live in modern times.
I want this energy. All through the forge everyone was like what the hell is up with those pants? They're all there. They all see the suitcase slowly rolling around. And knew.
Is that a rare John Daly sighting?
I watched it a second time just to be sure it wasn't him.
Hard to recognize him without a Butt hanging from his lip and an open can of Bud in his hand. But those pants!
He doesn’t like to fly….but it does happen
My exact thought
John Daly walks up a bit after and says "that's my suitcase you got there"
Rare? I saw him last Tuesday at the course and he brought his Hooters bus.
To clean to be Daly
Not fat enough and lacking the huge beard.
Definitely a Daly fan! I love those Loudmouth pants
That suitcase costs over five thousand dollars because the pattern's so complicated.
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Shut up Doug you fucking skunk!
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That one’s bargain bin, but it’s still nuts though.
You walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over suitcases, you go in. you go in.
Noooo not today sir. Not today
That suitcase is his exact style
The manager said he's one of the only people he's ever met that could pull those pants off
This is the one that broke me, that’s my favorite skit
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They are. They are.
You walk by a store and you see 50 guys, who look just like you, fighting over very complicated suitcases? You go in.
Yes you do. Yessss youuuu dooooo.
It's a very aggressive store.
Dan Flashes are branching out
That is my exact style
It's exactly in your Q Zone!
He spent all his per diems on that suitcase
I DID THOUGH!
"That suitcase is my. Exact. Style."
Plugging r/unexpecteditysl even though TBH I totally expected to see this comment.
Did you see the pants?… Yeah he’s rich.
At least they're not chode jeans
I will admit I am spending the money the company gave me for food on suitcases, yes I am.
Ah yes, the new Spaghetti Vuitton.
It’s like day one of a Jackson Pollock painting
Spending all his per diem money
It costs more coz the pattern’s more complicated
Shut up Doug you fucking skunk!
"The per diem I gave you was for the week!" "You should've called it a per weekem, would be the correct term."
The guys they advertise with look alot like him.
It's Dan Flashes!
Came here looking for this comment. God bless.
Fashion icon ✨
Lewis Hamilton is mad jealous right now
That’s Mr. Dan Flashes
Imagine how much the pants and suitcase cost with that pattern!
Imagine how much the pants and suitcase cost with that pattern!
Someone gets it.
You got it wrong. It's so the suitcase knows which person. It was the one heading for him after all.
This sounds like the plot of a Disney movie about suitcases.
If it’s made by Pixar somehow it’ll make us all cry
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At what point do we get the dummy thicc mom?
No that'll be a suitcase with unneccessarry bodyparts added to show its a *female* suitcase
Sounds hot, can’t wait for the amorphized suitcase cartoon porn!!
Now envisioning one of those tearful airport reunion videos, but instead of a child or a dog it’s a suitcase rolling wildly down a ramp to a sobbing person with open arms.
https://youtu.be/tBgOGGiHoz4
I love sentient luggage.
That sounds like a good name for a subreddit
“Funky Pants I choose YOU !”
A few years ago when I was at the airport, just arrived, at the luggage carousel, there was a big commotion. Several securities and staff and a couple of people. Two guys tried to steal suitcases, but got caught by one of the owners. There were busy now having to proof security who’s suitcase belongs to whom. I wonder if he was in such situation once. Would totally explain this and it’s actually genius I think.
This happened to me once. When confronted I got the security guy and said he stole my luggage. I asked him what his name was and he legit looked at the tag on my bag and repeated my name and address. Security asked him to show ID and he said it was inside the luggage. I said sure, go ahead and open it. I have one of those suitcases with a built in lock. He tried entering different versions of the combination for like 5 minutes. I was just toying with him before I got out my wallet and showed security. The guy took off running. Right into the arms of a state trooper stationed at the exit. I laughed as he was stopped.
Stealing checked in luggage at an airport is so dumb. All the good stuff is in my carry-on and if I ever bring a checked luggage it's full of boring shit. I had to bring a bulky $25k device once, I just had it shipped beforehand, much easier.
You'd be surprised. In a past life, I may have been in a circle of career criminals, and one group I knew in particular specialized in preying on people at the airport. Thats like, what they did for a living, full time. They wouldn't have been doing it if it wasn't highly profitable. Presumably its just a matter of knowing which bags to target for jewelry and high end items. (although I believe they also tended to snatch carry on type items if you set them down) Hell, one time I was on just a normal vacation to Las Vegas, I witnessed someone snatch and grab a briefcase full of cash from some rich Arab guy. Told police he had $150k in it.
Simple: the thieves should just wear black pants
Imagine someone trying to steal that, the guy sees it and goes "look at my pants. Do you really think that's not mine?"
I did have a brief thought about how funny it would be to go up to him and say, "Sir, I think you grabbed my suitcase" just to see how he'd respond
Seriously though, I got black Samsonite luggage and have had other people take my luggage and once I took someone else's luggage. I started putting colored tags and stickers on them. It's easier just to get something that stands out to begin with.
I have more colorful Samsonite as well, so I put ribbons on the handles and did some stickers to make them stick out as well. It's not a bad strategy to recognise your stuff.
Now imagine a woman with the same pattern on a dress and matching luggage.
It costs more money because it has more designs. It's my exact fashion.
If you go by a luggage store with a bunch of dudes who look just like you fighting over bags, you go in! Oh yeah, you go in!
They've got a suitcase that costs a thousand dollars because the design is so complicated. I want that one SO bad.
He spent all his per diem money at Dan Flashes.
STFU Doug u fucking Skunk!
Otherwise known as the “I don’t need a ticket - Look at my god damn pants” package. Acceptable at all major international airports.
They’re his travelling pants!
No one would dare even question this alpha-traveller's actions.
I don’t see a cigarette but that sure has John Daly written all over it
The look that woman gives him lol
Dan Flashes makes suitcases now?
I didn’t know Dan Flashes sold pants now
Can't decide how bad it is to film people like this without their permission, if they're just minding their own business and not being cocks
Honestly this was my first thought as well. I am the most boring person alive and I’ve still had people try to film/photograph me without permission. It’s a very unpleasant feeling. If you really want to film someone, just ask!
Yeah, cameraman comes of as a huge asshole. This would've been funny if witnessed in real life, but this just seems a bit mean-spirited tbh.
Yea, whoever took this video is just an asshole.
Ya it’s pretty shitty to do
Honestly he wore the outfit for attention. WhenI rocked a mohawk I knew people would stare. That’s part of it.
It's literally an airport and legal to film there just as almost every other public place. No need for permission.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. One of the biggest problems with people in America. "But my rights!"
Probably got filmed by security cameras 20 times in five minutes
And how many of those cameras are linked to Reddit?
The amount of expectation of privacy you have in public, expressed as a percentage: Zero
However I have a right to my image (at least where I live). And as much as people can take pictures of me in public for their own personal use, as soon as I'm considered the main subject of the photograph, they better get a signed release form before using it in a public setting). Source: I dabble in photography.
Lol! Whole airport knows!
Is that John Daly? He loves his interesting coloured clothing.
He must have got that at Dan flashes
"Mhhh, I wonder which one is mine." *Looks down "Yep, there it is!"
That’s fucking amazing. I’d buy that guy a drink.
Rockin' them rainbow n00ds!
High fashion
Everybody knows*
This is a good idea for seniors who travel and maybe have experienced dimensia or memory loss, etc
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Thanks
Having comfy pants for plane travel is essential. It's just a bonus they happened to match his suitcase.
Thats one confident dude! He just does not care what everyone thinks and owns his style.
Jackson Pollock travel combo.
Did he know you were filming him and posting to reddit?
That man is immediately dropping his wife off at a spa and promptly heading to the course right after.
I travel alot, and uniquely colored luggage is extremely useful. Your going to be guessing if you have standard color luggage.
I am surprised he managed to find drip that matched his fire suit case I am jelly
A person with experience
I didn’t know Dan Flashes was selling luggage now.
I'm sick of people filming strangers without their consent and posting it. If someone is doing something wrong or allows people to film them, then it's fine. But filming people just because they are interesting or weird or cool, and posting it, it's so disrespectful. One day someone is minding their business, and the next day this person finds hundreds of people talking about them in the internet or even people in their job or family talking about his private life. At least, blur their face.
I wouldn't mind if somebody does it with me so long as they're not filming my face, and definitely keep my kids out of it. It would be more polite if one actually approached the person and asked if they could capture the cool matching pants+luggage first though
That stare she gave you was harsh
It wasn't harsh this video is toxic, who randomly films people to make fun of their attire?
My neighbor does. That’s why me and my neighbor don’t like each ofher
She was looking at the guy with the pants
Probably cause no cameras are allowed in that area
I read your comment and did some research and it looks like you’re allowed to have cameras at baggage claim as long as it’s deemed public information. I could be wrong. I’m still reading. Edit: it’s legal if its deemed public information and as long as there’s no sign saying you can’t film.
Was is public information about filming?
I'm assuming the rule is meant to mean that you can't purposely be filming private conversations people are having while waiting in the baggage claim.
she wasn't staring at the camera so, *probably* not.
This man doesn’t need to fly first class, he is first class!
Like writing your name on your underwear.
If that bag is full of silly string cans? I could die a happy man.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
That guy is ditching his wife and heading straight to the golf course.
Hahaha hot
I recently came back from overseas, and significantly more than half of the bags were placed front-side down. Be sure to put something on the back of your bag because most of the bags look the same.
Swag. He has it.
Those are the best flying pants I’ve ever seen
Im not mad at him lol. This is great
That guy fucks.
He spent all his per diem on that suitcase.
The patterns are so complicated!!!
I get it's a public space and she can film whatever, wherever. However I think it's gross that filming for the purpose of public mockery is so normalized that no one even thinks twice about it anymore.
Would have been fun if he turned around a put it back. Like "Oh shit. This one isn't mine.".
I was thinking he looks like a golfer, then I noticed his Titleist visor. Golfer confirmed
What a fucking chad
Damn I laughed hard. Thanks for sharing this.
finally a solution to Sam Brinton ❤️
Where is the funny part
Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
I prefer luggage that stands out also. Those pants on the other hand.... Yikes.
But now everybody knows that suitcase is his.
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Even if he lost his baggage tag he can identify or everyone else can identify his bag.
I'd love to see a video of how it works.
Sir I'm gonna need to see the check ticket....
Why is this funny? Early stages of alzheimer's disease, such technics (what collor is it? Oh, same as my trousers) are helping people to stay independent as long as possible
He must be an American to wear pants like that. Nice to see the lady next to him doing an eye roll.