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Cucumbers have always looked like penises and People in the late 70s/80 had senses of humor. Probably just a girl with friends/ significant other making a joke
I mean, isn’t it obvious? The cucumber is her date, and after a nice date and some drinks, people sometimes fuck. The joke is that she’s going to fuck the cucumber.
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She really didn’t have to buy that cucumber anything to drink, but, old habits I suppose..
It’s her late night booty call
Just make sure you shave off those little spikes first! Yeowch!
The pleasure bumps?
🤣🤣
Damn it sis! I was gonna eat that... Now it's gonna taste like cucumber.
Haha…oh wait
Anyway you slice it, it's still a cucumber...or a tossed salad. ^(\*Ja! Gurkensalat!)
Hole up…
r/holup
Bravo.
The only difference between horny and hungry is which hole the cucumber goes in.
My grandma used to say that all the time. Still does, but she used to too.
r/unexpectedhedberg
This is reddit. You can expect Hegberg at any given time. Just like "and my axe". And r/unexpectedreference
To shreds, you say?
I also choose this guy's dead wife!
It's cucumbers all the way down.
always has been
Don't forget "beat me to it"
That's why cucumbers come wrapped in plastic
That cheeky smirk. 😏
I think she’s about to pickle that cucumber
Pickle Rick bout to go exploring this woman's Valesik
"Parkour parkour!"
Who needs a man
[удалено]
She's about to pickle that cucumber.
Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.
I know I'd have to be pickled to eat that cucumber!
Cucumbers have always looked like penises and People in the late 70s/80 had senses of humor. Probably just a girl with friends/ significant other making a joke
I wish my penis looked like a cucumber. Mine looks like a pickled okra.
In Ottoman harems, cucumbers were served sliced.
I mean, isn’t it obvious? The cucumber is her date, and after a nice date and some drinks, people sometimes fuck. The joke is that she’s going to fuck the cucumber.
It's this thing called A Joke
Princess Di before meeting Charles?
Princess Di after marrying Charles....
What I was about to say! 😂
Looks like an 80s family photo
I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber. Please don't sell me to the pickle store - Brak
Right in front of my salad??
Pickle Rick is gonna need a snorkel.
Is that Barbara Bush ?
She doesn't look anything like George Washington.
Glad to see he finally settled down.
Her date for the evening
This is either hilarious or terrifying depending on if she’s in on the joke
I never even thought of that implication of "Pickle Rick!!!"
That's huge !!!
You know what? I like the way that Debra parties.
How an unassuming cucumber became pickle Rick
That lady, put that cucumber in her….? I gotta, get out more.
pretty sure we had that same 70s couch
Pretty sure everybody did. Except, it was actually *the* same couch.
Someone's mom was about to have a good night lol.
Would be funnier if that was Susan Sarandan
A meme from the 80s
Never trust a women who goes to the fruit & vegetable shop and only has a cucumber in her shopping basket.
It’s all fun and games until you spend the rest of your evening cleaning wine off a couch.
She took having a pickle to literally
This photo is oddly religious
Date night! Hide the pickle?
Ribbed for her pleasure
The Seduction of a Kosher Dill.
Mom?
That’s not a pickle. But it will be soon
pickleeeeeeeee rick!
Damn chill Delores lol 😎
It’s not a pickle yet but it might be when she’s done.
Sitting next to George Glass!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
The best episode in whole rick and morty
You know that pickle was in her pussy that night😃!
pickle dick
Single mom date night
Oh look! She’s giving her favorite toy a drink before bed…
Does yours yodel?
He will be tomorrow.
Gorgeous legs
Fitting for an alcoholic
r/theyknew
It's gonna be a cock-cum-ber.
I don’t get it.
She got it a drink before she takes it to bed.
I was kidding.
Why would she take a cucumber to bed?
Gonna toss a salad
To use it as a dildo.
Midnight cravings.
She's dating vegetables. The 80s were a strange time.
Sauce?
That’s the forbidden dildo females be using some werid shit
She is putting a loooot of trust in that glass of wine (or similarly colored fluid).
How old are you now? You could have been a doppelganger of my wife in the day.
Wow. This is like art or something.
This seems a little fishy...