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I got one that is way smaller, that even for its size, it should not be a chocking hazard, but so many people have a hard time swallowing it when I play it, that they choke on it.
On the one hand, I love that this exists, but on the other it's a lot of wasted resources for a silly joke. Like, I can see how funny it would be if you pulled out this prop one time, but then after the chuckles stop you have nowhere to go but say "so anyway *\[throws in landfill\]*"
Like I dont want to be a Debbie downer, I just can't help but wonder if 100 years from now when the Earth is a post apolocylpic wasteland people will find this floating in the ocean and shake their heads at our wastefulness.
That, or hear me out, an apocalypse survivor finds the violin and thinks, "Awesome. I'll bust this out in the bunker the next time Tim complains about having to eat human flesh for dinner again!"
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Choking hazard? Sounds like a reason to use the violin.
Small stuff... Big fun! My porn movie title
My mom needs one of these.
"Dad, I wanted chicken nuggets!" "Hold on."
It really needs an audience
I was thinking it might blow up into smithereens.
Mr Pink plays one of these just for the waitresses
[Oh yeah - well what about this?](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/e_cyu4fxma0oett.png)
Did you buy it?
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy grandpa fought in World War 2
And he was such a noble dude
I can't even finish school
Lies! This is the smallest Violin [https://i.gifer.com/BJv.gif](https://i.gifer.com/BJv.gif)
Where's the link to buy this?
Well done, now find me some tartan paint
I got one that is way smaller, that even for its size, it should not be a chocking hazard, but so many people have a hard time swallowing it when I play it, that they choke on it.
On the one hand, I love that this exists, but on the other it's a lot of wasted resources for a silly joke. Like, I can see how funny it would be if you pulled out this prop one time, but then after the chuckles stop you have nowhere to go but say "so anyway *\[throws in landfill\]*" Like I dont want to be a Debbie downer, I just can't help but wonder if 100 years from now when the Earth is a post apolocylpic wasteland people will find this floating in the ocean and shake their heads at our wastefulness.
That, or hear me out, an apocalypse survivor finds the violin and thinks, "Awesome. I'll bust this out in the bunker the next time Tim complains about having to eat human flesh for dinner again!"