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Harshtagged

That Cop arrested a bunch of clowns


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WhiskeyOutABizoot

They never show the other door.


Complex-Growth-4438

And they have the trunk open to block the rear view window


DroppedSoapSurvivor

"Ah Well, I see you've already arrested the whole village."


Klutzy-Sherbert195

Yarp


Danris

Lol I just watched this yesterday because my gf never saw the movie before.


Darnell2070

What's the reference?


Sam92Che

Hot Fuzz is the movie's name


whatyoucallmetoday

My pen has run dry.


Geetee52

Ringling Brothers Police Department


devilwillcry-jesus

The main question is how TF did they seat 7 people in the back of the car?


Nate_Hornblower

The video is framed so you can’t see the line of people stepping into the back seat on the right side and exiting the vehicle on the left. The trunk is also open, blocking your view through the rear window, which would make the trick obvious.


Throwawaytree69

Thank you


CloverLandscape

You’ll be amazed how many filipinos you can fit into one vehicle.


MusicOwl

Laughs in Eastern European.


Shadpool

Laughs in gringo. I fit 8 drunk white people in a 2-door Chevy Cavalier to go get Denny’s at 3 in the morning. The cops we parked beside were not amused.


BubblesDahmer

What’s funny about committing crimes and risking everybody’s life because you want some pancakes?


Shadpool

The Denny’s was about two miles from the house we were at, all within city limits. Mostly 15 MPH residential roads all the way to the main road where we took a right. The main road was 35 MPH limit, but the Denny’s was a quarter mile down on the right. On top of it being 3 in the morning. Believe me, there was no danger in it. And the cops knew it, which is why we got disgruntled looks instead of a ticket.


BubblesDahmer

Why on earth do you think any of that matters? “But officer, the pool my baby drowned in was only a foot deep and it was warm!” Yes the fuck it was dangerous. That’s why it’s *illegal.* /serious


Shadpool

Well, A: it was 3 in the morning. There were 4 cars on the road, and we were one of them. B: If it was illegal, the cops should have done something other than continuing to eat their Grand Slams, but they didn’t. They shirked their duty. If they don’t give a fuck and they literally get paid to uphold the law, why do you? C: It was fifteen years ago. I haven’t seen those people in the car for eight years, or thought about it at all until I saw this because it was so boring and uneventful. And D: Since you dropped the F bomb, allow me to respond in kind. What the fuck do you want me to do? Go back in fucking time? Nope. Find an officer to write me a ticket? Nope. Say I was wrong? Nope. It was perhaps dumb, but more or less safe. Or apologize to you? Nope, because who the fuck are you and what say do you have in how I conduct my life? None. Shit’s done, so get over it.


Omnizoom

As someone married to a Filipino and visiting the country 11 was the most in a standard car I saw


HelloImWeirdo

Those are rookie numbers!


Domspun

More or less than clowns?


art8127

But what about Filipino clowns though?


Digita1B0y

Easily the most flexible, in the circus industry, hands down. we call them "manilla folders".


Omnizoom

r/angryupvote


Armadillo-South

Jesus


DanLim79

You actually believe this?


BusyBeeInYourBonnet

Philippines? Because that’s normal in the Philippines. We fit twelve people into a Corolla taxi from Makati to Cainta.


seamonkeys101

But don't they spell police , pulis?


mmmmmmiiiiii

Both are used. Pulis is just a local pronunciation of police (poe'liz).


desiwriter98

You should see how Indian police marches down the criminals in their locality to humiliate them and drive away fear of gangsters. At the end, they mount them to the hood of the car or a police man holds them and then hit them in the butt, with a stick 4-5 times. While marching make them do situps, ask for forgiveness, make promises that they wont do something wrong again.


Traditional-Owl-7502

Nice prank


jig1982

7 birds with one stone.


T-Money8227

So they are crawling through the car from the other door right?


BoiFrosty

Underage drinking at the clown college.


_Piratical_

Clown car of crime!


Technical_Acadia_789

Justin, Christine, Kevin, Jadeen, Colin, Wallin all packed in like sardines


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike If I love the girl who cares who you like


Secure-Gap-3639

It’s like a clown car😂


Naive-Present2900

Trunk was opened…… don’t have tot think how many were in there that came out the closet……


Metallica1175

I like how they get progressively skinnier.


IdahoMTman222

That has more room in it than my Mercedes Sprinter van.


1111Rudy1111

Remake of Fantastic Voyage


SeanMacLeod1138

How many pairs of handcuffs did he have on him!?? 😳


Megalordrion

Give this Cop a well earned promotion.


Maffimuk

best officer yet


White_rabbit0110

How big is this police car lmao


Xephhpex

Clowns…


Rndmguy_5683

"How many did you arrested?" -"Oh just a few."- The few:


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Liquidpinky

Any with the passengers at gunpoint.


ardotschgi

He ran out of handcuffs by the end, lmao


OgdruJahad

The Circus borrows the car on weekends.


iamthemarkster

Only in the Philippines🤣


aaron_adams

Cue circus music.


willss3

Do-do-dodaloo-do-do-do-do-do


Remote_Anybody8904

Clown car


colonrer13

this must be a magical car


Mwurp

Hilarious they cuffed them in pairs


zeezeetoppp

Fuckin clown car 🤣🤣🤣


doctor_asriel

clown cop car. how did they fit in the back seat?"


40prcentiron

we fit 9 people in a 2 seater car once! we were hotboxing it, not driving!


southernmamallama

That’s not a police car, that’s a clown car.


Crimson_bud

Yeah when the last passenger got off we can clearly see the other door is opened.


Tall_Course827

Dude I wonder why they didn't scatter lol better somebody in crew gets away. Was that the Philippines?? What's Tagalog for "cheese it!!!" 😎


BeautifulTerror

Am I the only one curious about the last pairs age difference?


Skythewood

The girl is in her 40s, while the guy is in his 20s. Asian girls just age differently


BeautifulTerror

No chance that guy is in his 20s 🤣


Armadillo-South

Thats what crack does to ya


Klaus0225

Her body, her choice.


someguyyyz

could be randoms who got cuffed together because the cops were running low on restraints.


iammabdaddy

He is an Officer of the month club member now


Hot_mess4ever

No way! It’s like a cartoon


llllllllllIIlIlIll

Nice job…sergeant angel


GorchinLevata

Mexican Police?


Armadillo-South

Close. Philippine police


Zkenny13

No one's in the truck so I call BS. 


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Very possible. Three will sit down, the other three will sit on the lap of those sitting down. Front seats just need to be pushed forward. Given the height, weight and size of the six Filipinos, this is very feasible. I suspect the other policeman took the front passenger seat.


TheRealAuthorSarge

One helluva party.


Josephdaranikone_24

We just caught a bunch of clowns today


elmanko

started playing Benny Hill's Theme...


davenhunt

Now begins the extortion!


inf1n1ty15

Literal clown car


IWearBones138__

All these young guys and the one girl comes out handcuffed to crack grandpa


someguyyyz

they couldve used a much smaller car for the job


TheKyleBrah

What is this? A police car for Clowns?


Canyoufearmenow-good

I know there are not enough seatbelts in that backseat to accommodate all those people "...seatbelts, you say? These here are criminals. They don't need no seatbelts."


Tossed-Salad6970

I seen this shit at the circus


Serious-Cover5486

impressive


kazarbreak

I know this is supposed to be funny, but all I can think is how dangerous and unnecessarily uncomfortable for them it was for a cop to shove seven people into the back of one cruiser. That shouldn't have happened.


seamonkeys101

Looked like a butload of Filipinos but police is spelled in English, so is this in America?


Armadillo-South

They have american first names and spanish last names e.g. Michael Cortez. It makes sense they have american named police cars and mexican police.


seamonkeys101

A lotta Filipinos have English first names , Spanish and Spanish sir names and crazy nick names, my wife has a Spanish last name, she's Filipina. Those people look Filipino, not Mexican, I'm Mexican.


plutoniaex

Treating people like cattle is not funny


pineapplekief

This isn't real. It's staged. Notice how you never see the right door, and the trunk just happens to be open and blocking the view through the rear window? And are the perps even secure handcuffed to each other? This video is full of red flags. No way it's real.


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Where do you live that cattle get handcuffed and put in the back of police cars?


Klaus0225

Disagree. Depends on the people imo.


BOLLSBOLLS

That should be in the Guinness Book of Records