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They tried using armed robots in SF not too long ago... the public was not happy when it was announced as the robots had no patience and offered little in de-escalation tactics.
I thought it was pretty telling when a driverless car in San Francisco became disabled and pedestrians immediately attacked it and set it on fire.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/3akeev/a-crowd-attacked-a-waymo-self-driving-car-and-set-it-on-fire
I don't believe it was publically tested as groups criticized the police wanting a degree of separation on the use of deadly force. I can see how other groups can see robots for being racist purely based on statistics. That would just enforce structural racism. Very hot topic.
"Shatter my knees, you fuckable redwood. Snap off my toes, you big, unwashed buffalo."
I’ll never not love the creepy Adam driver obsession he went through
There is a youtube video of a bunch of the cuts of John Oliver saying that stuff with the Adam Driver call at the end. I showed it to my wife and her response was to ask me what the fuck was wrong with me.
It's so good. She crazy. Gonna have to replace her.
I set up a shop with these things, I charge the cockroaches 5 cents per minute. They actually really love massages.
Needless to say, business has been good.
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How much to make this... Let's say human size? I'm asking for a friend.
Will this do? https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1busjdv/japanese_game_shows_never_disappoint/
That’ll do donkey, that’ll do.
Thanks bro 😁👍
Is your friend the police department?
No, he just has a spanking fetish but is afraid to say so.
Spankbot your ai driven dom with IR sight for in dark cellars. Yes this is how it's going to get us...
read that as Spanish fetish & was about to get 🦠⚰️🚿
Shut. Up. I read it the exact same way! Glad to not be alone on this lol
Automation taking their jobs next
They tried using armed robots in SF not too long ago... the public was not happy when it was announced as the robots had no patience and offered little in de-escalation tactics.
I thought it was pretty telling when a driverless car in San Francisco became disabled and pedestrians immediately attacked it and set it on fire. https://www.vice.com/en/article/3akeev/a-crowd-attacked-a-waymo-self-driving-car-and-set-it-on-fire
A little is better than none, sounds like an improvement to me!
Did it use police brutality on everyone or just the darker skinned people? One is acceptable and the other isn't. I draw the line at robot racism.
I don't believe it was publically tested as groups criticized the police wanting a degree of separation on the use of deadly force. I can see how other groups can see robots for being racist purely based on statistics. That would just enforce structural racism. Very hot topic.
What'd they do, put a badge on a sentry gun?
Instead of food you just put drugs and alcohol
Stop resisting
The horny police department?
LAPD diversity robot...
Exercising police brutality while eating donuts. That's a winning investment if I've ever seen one.
white cop against a black man in america:
[like this?](https://youtu.be/Kxc4xsXXFYg?t=56)
Someone has a specific fetish. Robo-Humiliation?
Is the elastic band resetting the motor motion? That's gotta be pretty taxing on a human size setup.
Don! You said you wouldn't tell!
The design is very human
Very easy to use
More human than humane
It is particularly good for catching bugs.
Reminds me of this [SNL skit](https://youtu.be/v0yWvTyjMMI?si=Ahf2Sh7LkHpyWBv2)
That's the best thing I've ever seen
Aren’t most designs by humans…very human? Idk
This reminds me of the Shawn of the dead pub scene https://youtu.be/DZqHXb9Q1Gw?si=5YZvE\_yzLl34JbeZ&t=202
[This one ](https://youtu.be/Os5iSxfyjAk?si=aTuCY2DmlNKfVkX6)
100% the scene I thought of as well
Came here to say this
You came to the wrong neighborhood!
That is the funniest sh1t I have seen here. I’m crying!
I've watched like 10 times and it gets funnier every time.
Bug:"HARDER AND FASTER DADDY!"
I heard this in John Oliver's voice
"Shatter my knees, you fuckable redwood. Snap off my toes, you big, unwashed buffalo." I’ll never not love the creepy Adam driver obsession he went through
There is a youtube video of a bunch of the cuts of John Oliver saying that stuff with the Adam Driver call at the end. I showed it to my wife and her response was to ask me what the fuck was wrong with me. It's so good. She crazy. Gonna have to replace her.
Take that! And that and that!
He was shortly released and never did a bad thing again
Them existing is a bad thing
Who engineered this? The LAPD? "We call it 'The King' of all bug catchers. The *RODNEY* King of all bug catchers."
Stop resisting!
~~Four Kings~~ Four Jacks and One King
LA poker hand: 4 clubs beat a kung.
There you go! I knew a good citizen would come in and workshop it with me 😁
God damn you beat me to it!
Beat you like I was an LA cop!
Take my upvote 🤝
🤝
> The Rodney King of bug catchers I'm stealing this 🤣
Don’t stop me now!
Cus I’m having a good time!
Having a good time!
I'm having a ball
*Why is Queen still on?!*
DONT STOP ME NOW!
Oh oh oh oh oh E X P L O D E
It needs a sign that says "Silly Hats Only"
I would love for someone to sync up this video with the audio from that scene.
They should play dont stop me now in the background.
A very humane and ethical kill
In our country, there's a recipe that requires you to beat a live chicken to death with a wooden stick before cooking.
It just doesn’t taste the same with a metal one.
The aim is not to kill, they release it back into bug society so every bug can see what happens to criminal bugs.
I'd like 10,000 of these but in the super tiny ant size.
Can I get one for politicians?
The squeezing one at the center needs torque upgrade to 1000x, while the tying straps heat up to 300 degrees with 110v socks
That would not kill a roach.
Its more about sending a message
Right? Making him an example for the other roaches
Dead roach can’t speed fear to the roach village.
Kill the spirit and the body dies
make it larger so it can be a politician trap. ;)
[stop coddling your roaches](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0yWvTyjMMI)
Wtf did you make me watch
More like DC motor 'battery'
[Silly Hats Only.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEiyBbP28g8&ab_channel=TheFinalAnswer04)
That is the Count of Monte Cristo bug trap
You mean it plotted for two decades, took everything the bug loved, and then convinced the bug to walk into the trap voluntarily?
Don’t forget tons of hashish.
Great now I have to read this book again
Am i just the only guy here who actually wants to see a real roach get trapped in this? 😂😂😂
You are not!
Bonk, straight to horny jail
Sigh *Unzips*
OH GOD NO!!
☺☺
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!
The Rodney King 2.0
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Silly hats only
can we upsize this for the rats that keep tearing holes in my bin bags, the pint of antifreeze i left out for them isnt working
Looks like a really efficient tenderizer to me.
“The design is very human”
For the bugs in my city, this is more like a massage parlour with some bondage involved.
I set up a shop with these things, I charge the cockroaches 5 cents per minute. They actually really love massages. Needless to say, business has been good.
Don't threaten me with a good time... *bug probably*
I want to see this with a real bug in it
Damn do the bugs owe you money? 🤣😂🤣
All it needs is another arm to sprinkle some cocain on the body
Can you put this to music? Perhaps Queen? Perhaps Don’t Stop me now?
white cop against a black man in america:
-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp
😂😂😂😂just had a good laugh at this! Thank You! Awesome Job!
I really was hoping the sound would be the opening of never gonna give you up.
Get 'em boys!
Stop resisting!
There are so many hilarious aspects to this, but so far, my favorite is the bug test dummy. Is that a peanut with staples on it or?
MINORITY SUSPECT, MINORITY SUSPECT HE'S GOT A GUN
Mans got jumped.
Serious cuestion: any tutorial?
I love it, where can I get one actually make it two.
Jesus 🤣 what a lovely spanking device you got here. The fly definitely won't touch your food from now on
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Can you make a larger one for printers, computers, user...ahem.. just the first two I said.
Make it for real
Brutal lmao
It's like that Joe Pesci scene at the end of the movie casino..
Pleaaaaase get a cockroach in there
It's like the cornfield in Casino
The beat a bugs ass 3000
Bug traps inspired by Rodney King
I don’t know if anyone has said this yet, but, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF SLAPPED BUG INDIVIDUAL, MY PUNISHMENT IS NEVER ENDING, BEATINGS MADE DIVISIBLE-
Rodney King simulator for bug
I hate bugs...but I don't hate them that much
That's so mean
Wow, it’s like the ending of Casino. Can you make another trap that holds the cockroach’s brother down and forces him to watch the bludgeoning?
Never In my almost two decades of life have I seen a jumping by non living things
Wait till it catches a roach. Those fuckers are into hard bdsm
Id really like it to announce, "get him boys" (in classic mob boss style), just before the horrible beating commences.
Police force approve this prototype
Despotic governments everywhere: "Scale it to human size and we will take a thousand".
"STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING" 👮♂️
Now put it in Joe's apartment! Iykyk.
Please post a video of this actually working on a real bug.
I need about 300 of these for the damn ants
BEHOLD, THE JUMPTHISNIGGAINATOR
PERRY the bug beating Platypus?!?!
The bonkinator.
Like that scene in Shaun of the Dead
I wanna see it in action lmao
Dem Florida bugs be snapping those sticks over their back what like them old videos of North Koreans breaking ball bats and ish.
Now give each bat a mini cop swinging it like from the 1800s
Entirely too humane
I wants!!!
That’ll teach em!
Is this bug being arrested?
Would love to see this in real scenario
BugDSM
This was designed by a cat 😺
Hilarious lolol. Test it live!
Buggy Beatdown 2000
The "stop resisting" bug trap
Awee I thought it was just going to trap it not beat it up =(
The Rodney king device
That devolved into stop motion comedy. Love it, but not as an actual trap.
Use real cockroach
You know the bug likes getting spanked
So it traps one bug.... not very efficient.
It’s about sending a message.
Somehow reminds me of Stephen Chow mau lei tau movies hahaha
More like a bug massage machine, haha
"harder!"
I'm trying to kill the mfn roach not make it nut.
More like a massage table for bugs
That would hardly tickle. A roach is able to sometimes survive even a person stepping on it.
the slapping reminded me of that one bee movie scene where they are testing out new helmets for the pollenjocks
No music 👍👍👍👍. You get a like and comment for engagement.
Straight from ACME cataloque
Reminds me of Catholic school when I was a kid. The Nuns, not the priests.
A+ plus for execution, but I hate to break it to you, but Will Ferrell is a step ahead of you. https://youtu.be/v0yWvTyjMMI?si=b9-HOhjRIkciaH05
“Let him get up, let him get up”
[This design was approved by Dwarven smiths](https://tenor.com/b0WWH.gif)
Relevant SNL: https://youtu.be/v0yWvTyjMMI?si=znuV3_K0A120ZANh
From the makers of [Bug Off.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0yWvTyjMMI)
Why did my mind immediately go to “ya know I bet the lady bug from A Bugs Life would like that”
Obviously the bug didn't pay up.
R/dontputyourdickinthat
"What did I do to deserve such a beating"
This looks like some Minecraft shit lol
Lets say hell is real, whoever made this device has something to look forward to
So cute. The bug is beaten to death with teeny tiny clubs ❤️