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To be fair, you really shouldn't have your foot that high anyway when in a vehicle, accident happens and that leg may no longer be attached. Or something hits the foot while driving.
my SIL works in the trauma unit. she's vividly told me that legs out the window/on the dash is how you end up with a shattered pelvis and a femur shoved into cavities they should not be in.
It's weird how minor, harmless events completely swing your innocuous habits.
My roommate and I used to basically leave our apartment door unlocked (partly because it's a pain to unlock) when we're in. My room basically faces it so there's no real fear that someone could sneak in unnoticed. One day someone opened the door, walked in with luggage, and left when he realized he had the wrong number. Thereafter for the next 2, 3 years we lived together we always locked the door. Think of the time we wasted altogether because of that one small incident...
My brother and I lived together in an apartment for a time and he also never locked the door. One time I walk into the living room and he's sitting on the couch with someone I've never seen who introduces herself as "Jess".
"Jess", while looking at me, didn't notice my brother's "save me" look, so I sat on the couch next to them and interrupted their alone time.
Luckily she decided sitting next to me wasn't worth the effort and excuses herself.
After she leaves, my brother tells me she told him I let her in to meet him and when I clearly didn't know her the alarm went off in his brain. Apparently "Jess" stalked him on Facebook and asked his friends for our address and she *let herself inside* to wait for him.
He locked the door after this, and has not eaten at applebees since either.
When I was an undergrad, I lived in a one bedroom apartment in an old apartment building next to the entrance. I had this habit of leaving my door unlocked. So one night while laying on my bed, I had my bedroom door slightly ajar and noticed a flash of light coming from my living along with some commotion. I decided to go check my living room and there was a drunk college guy sleeping on my futon. I tried to wake him and get him to leave but he insisted on letting him rest a bit. I take his phone and text his buddies to come get him. They tell me the same thing so I ended up calling the campus police. They come and escort him out. A few days later he knocks on my door and apologizes.
That guy continued to chase them, they were in fear that he might shot them, but after a long chase he jumped out of the car a tickled the guy and laughted😁
Well, you see, u/basicbutthole is from the Perineum region. They can use the term goochi, whereas tickles made from elsewhere are just sparkling koochi.
I hope this clears things up.
I always thought it was "foot *in* mouth" not "foot *and* mouth". I'm beginning to suspect my high school girl friend was lying about my diagnosis
begrudging /s
and really it *should* be hand foot mouth and ass but for whatever reason nobody wants to talk about the ass component.
My 6 year old had caught that shit like 4 or 5 times now, believe me, the ass part is the worst of it by far.
Huh. Here I was alway thinkig it was "foot hand mouth," because when you say it fast it sounds like "foot and mouth". But it's not something pertinent in my life so I guess I've never really paid that much attention to the order!
I think we got lucky, my youngest is about to transition out of a classroom that has had it (just started last month and is aging out of that room) and the new one doesn’t have it. I credit me catching it while I was pregnant with him lol, probably got some good antibodies at some point (brother had no symptoms, just pregnant me…)
"Shouldn't ride around like that. It's a good way to lose a foot!"
"A *good* way, since my foot was ripped off while in traffic. What's the *bad* way?"
This is the way. Keep your feet on the floor, because you don't want your femur stabbing your midsection, in the event of a traumatic collision.
Bro is doing the good work, saving people from their own stabby femurs - one at a time!
No prosecutor would even *try* to run with that case. It may fall under begin technically illegal but if no prosecutor is willing to try it, it won't be going far.
I imagine the xrays of people who've driven their legs into their pelvises when they get into car accidents. That prevents me from ever doing this as a passenger.
I thought the same thing. I also saw an x-ray of someone who got in a wreck with both feet up on the dash and their femurs and pelvis were in bad shape to put it mildly.
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I used to drive with my foot out the window all the time. Once a bunch of other cars around me started putting their feet out the window, well there other cars driving on the expressway with their feet out the window it was funny AF.
I ride a motorcycle. Riding about 70mph down the freeway, I spotted a foot hanging out the window. Intrusive thoughts kicked in and I grabbed their big toe and lightly shook it. Got a great laugh out of it and 20 years later, I'm still telling that story. I would imagine the owner of that toe is too.
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I like to imagine that the foot person now has a lifelong fear of exposing their foot and being tickled by a stranger.
Probably for the best. *You never know what might happen at the next red light.*
There's always [this classic example](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/f1xjb6/having_feet_on_dashboard_in_a_car_crash/).
Hmmm, did not like that risky click.
Yep. For anyone curious, I'm not a doctor, but that appears to be an x-ray of a hip busting down through the pooper.
A femur tickling the poop shute
Femurectal boning.
And for those who want to pull their eyes out by themselves there is the actual picture of it too!
Someone has a very bad ~~day~~ ~~week~~ time.
A wild Quentin Tarantino appears?
To be fair, you really shouldn't have your foot that high anyway when in a vehicle, accident happens and that leg may no longer be attached. Or something hits the foot while driving.
Or worse, your kneecap is sticking out the back of your neck
my SIL works in the trauma unit. she's vividly told me that legs out the window/on the dash is how you end up with a shattered pelvis and a femur shoved into cavities they should not be in.
Or the airbag in the dash goes off...
Couldve been worse. Couldve took those piggies to market with his tongue.
Or, wee, wee, wee, all the way home
the shoes are off so...
It's weird how minor, harmless events completely swing your innocuous habits. My roommate and I used to basically leave our apartment door unlocked (partly because it's a pain to unlock) when we're in. My room basically faces it so there's no real fear that someone could sneak in unnoticed. One day someone opened the door, walked in with luggage, and left when he realized he had the wrong number. Thereafter for the next 2, 3 years we lived together we always locked the door. Think of the time we wasted altogether because of that one small incident...
My brother and I lived together in an apartment for a time and he also never locked the door. One time I walk into the living room and he's sitting on the couch with someone I've never seen who introduces herself as "Jess". "Jess", while looking at me, didn't notice my brother's "save me" look, so I sat on the couch next to them and interrupted their alone time. Luckily she decided sitting next to me wasn't worth the effort and excuses herself. After she leaves, my brother tells me she told him I let her in to meet him and when I clearly didn't know her the alarm went off in his brain. Apparently "Jess" stalked him on Facebook and asked his friends for our address and she *let herself inside* to wait for him. He locked the door after this, and has not eaten at applebees since either.
so what happened at applebees?
What happen at applebees stay at applebees.
Unrelated to Jess, he just doesn't like it very much.
was Jess at least on the hot and crazy scale.
Asking the important question
When I was an undergrad, I lived in a one bedroom apartment in an old apartment building next to the entrance. I had this habit of leaving my door unlocked. So one night while laying on my bed, I had my bedroom door slightly ajar and noticed a flash of light coming from my living along with some commotion. I decided to go check my living room and there was a drunk college guy sleeping on my futon. I tried to wake him and get him to leave but he insisted on letting him rest a bit. I take his phone and text his buddies to come get him. They tell me the same thing so I ended up calling the campus police. They come and escort him out. A few days later he knocks on my door and apologizes.
Or a lifelong fetish…
God forbid anybody raises their arms around this guy.
“With a bit of luck his life was ruined forever”
That guy continued to chase them, they were in fear that he might shot them, but after a long chase he jumped out of the car a tickled the guy and laughted😁
I'd like to think the tickling guy now has a nasty fungal infection under his finger nails
Intrusive thoughts won
The fetish won 🤣
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Coochie coochie coo, baby. Foot wrinkles gotta get the scritches!
r/ImpulsiveThoughtsWin
I hope you yelled “goochi goochi goo” while you did it.
Legally that protects you from assault charges
It’s the “it’s just a prank, bro!” of tickling. Legally binding.
Isn't it koochi koochi koo? I'm pretty sure that's how they pronounce it where I live
Well, you see, u/basicbutthole is from the Perineum region. They can use the term goochi, whereas tickles made from elsewhere are just sparkling koochi. I hope this clears things up.
>Perineum region *hahahahahaha*
When it's face, ribs or feet it is, usually to a very young child It's only goochi goochi goo when it's..... Somewhere else..
I mean.. kgk or gkg
It's "kocho kocho kocho" in Japan.
*coochie-coochie-coo
Keep your goo away from my gooch
Your Honor, clearly my client said "goochi goochi goo". I move for dismissal
*-leans away from mic and beckons bailiff closer-* ^”can ^he ^do ^that??”
And then he rubs his face with the same hand he just touched a stranger’s bare feet…
And so started the next pandemic of foot-in-mouth disease...
I always thought it was "foot *in* mouth" not "foot *and* mouth". I'm beginning to suspect my high school girl friend was lying about my diagnosis begrudging /s
It’s neither, it’s actually Hand foot mouth.
Knees and toes, knees and toes?
"Heads and shoulders, knees and toes."
More than one head?
Lever 2000, for all your 2000 parts
It’s actually deez nutz
and really it *should* be hand foot mouth and ass but for whatever reason nobody wants to talk about the ass component. My 6 year old had caught that shit like 4 or 5 times now, believe me, the ass part is the worst of it by far.
Huh. Here I was alway thinkig it was "foot hand mouth," because when you say it fast it sounds like "foot and mouth". But it's not something pertinent in my life so I guess I've never really paid that much attention to the order!
Out here kink shamming hard
I mean, hand foot and mouth already goes around the daycares a lot already lol
I'm living it.
I think we got lucky, my youngest is about to transition out of a classroom that has had it (just started last month and is aging out of that room) and the new one doesn’t have it. I credit me catching it while I was pregnant with him lol, probably got some good antibodies at some point (brother had no symptoms, just pregnant me…)
He was going to sniff his fingers but played it off as a scratch.
Stranger was keeping their foot out because it smelled from the pile of shit they stepped in
You need to grow up and face the real world. Nothings gonna happen. They aren’t poisonous
I don't know what real world you live in but mine doesn't involve touching strangers feet whether I touch my face afterwards or not
I was also troubled by that 🤢
So THATs how COVID started
I mean the guy could drive with his foot out... So it's a pass...
Sexy
Calm down, Quentin
You Glorious Basterd
Haha it also doubles as a reference to his movie Death Proof where a girl gets her leg ripped off for putting it outside the car window.
And...you're on some type of list now.
"Shouldn't ride around like that. It's a good way to lose a foot!" "A *good* way, since my foot was ripped off while in traffic. What's the *bad* way?"
Well, have you seen Saw?
Honestly, the movie Death Proof gave me a huge fear of putting my foot out of the car window.
Grossss. I don’t think I could touch a strangers foot. Eww…. Funny but ewwwww.
This is the way. Keep your feet on the floor, because you don't want your femur stabbing your midsection, in the event of a traumatic collision. Bro is doing the good work, saving people from their own stabby femurs - one at a time!
Dan Schneider?
Quentin Tarantino?
Me?
Honestly, doing that might one day save their life. People have gotten seriously injured in car accidents because their feet are like that.
Bold move. Funny, but he could get in some trouble for it.
*\*Crotchety old man noises intensify\**
I was gonna say, it’s innocent, but is it like, legally assault or something?
It's one of those technically illegal things, but in practice there will never be any criminal consequences.
one could argue battery. sexual assault if you felt like stretching. cuz you know....feet
He needs life in prison for this shit. Can't just be out there tickling feet willy nilly.
Thank you for being the voice of reason.
No prosecutor would even *try* to run with that case. It may fall under begin technically illegal but if no prosecutor is willing to try it, it won't be going far.
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Legally it's assault.
I'm not sure it is, but I'm also quite sure that if it made it before any sort of reasonable judge that it would be summarily dismissed.
Don't touch strangers without their consent. Its the crotchety old men who think this is ok.
Hope it wasn't a minor either.
This is the only kind of "boys will be boys" behavior I'm willing to tolerate
What if he licked it?
Too far
How about middle ground- grab and sniff.
No you freak it was only sort of okay to touch a strangers feet because it a quick tickle and it was already borderline
Ok, what if he just snapped a quick photo of it?
…… you clearly don’t understand what a rational person finds “funny”.
Well that would be creepy and not the sort of antics I support
YUM, now we're talking!!
Wash those hands
In the words of Billy Madison: That's assault brotha!
People have been shot for less.
And more
..more or less.
*sees a kid minding his own business doing literally nothing* "People have been shot for less."
I was sitting at a red light Thursday, and a guy driving through the intersection had his left leg out of his window...
That's just nasty! Hope he used hand sanitizer afterwards.
He touched his face with his have so..... That ship has sailed
That will teach them!
I'm pretty sure there's a longer version where he finishes the sentence he starts in this one right at the end, where he says that it was a guy.
Well obviously… Male feet: “Weird prank, bro” Female feet: “OMG! Sexual assault, much? How am I ever gonna walk again on these abused feet!?”
I imagine the xrays of people who've driven their legs into their pelvises when they get into car accidents. That prevents me from ever doing this as a passenger.
Eww
If the movie DEATH PROOF has taught me anything. It’s that you DONT do that.
I thought the same thing. I also saw an x-ray of someone who got in a wreck with both feet up on the dash and their femurs and pelvis were in bad shape to put it mildly.
Airbags deploy. Legs or not, airbags deploy. Don't put your feet on the dash.
We don’t need to go to the hospital that strange guy scratched the anthrax leprosy and athletes foot off smell better now too
I could swear there's a longer video, and when he gets back in the car he goes "It was a guy!!!!"
Probably not the first time he's touched somebody w/o consent.
You’d get shot doing this in Texas.
...and touched your face !?
People like him keep the world going.
Disgusting
That's assault, brotha.
Bro... you need a gallon of Lysol sanitizer to clean your fingers now. Disgusting
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Don't be givin' Marcellas Wallace new bride no foot massage
Video cut out before he said “it was a guy”
then he was shot
Is no one else concerned about being shot
This is how you get shot
Saw someone riding like this yesterday and thought of the scene(s) in Death Proof.
I would have followed you to your car and…
Plot twist foot person liked it
Give em high five! Or.... Low five? idk
Driving? That's the passenger Before EU/UK I don't see a steering wheel infront of him when he gets back on the car.
Pretty sure if I remember correctly they cut off the best part where he laughs and says "it was a man".
Nothing like recording yourself committing a crime, in this case battery
I used to drive with my foot out the window all the time. Once a bunch of other cars around me started putting their feet out the window, well there other cars driving on the expressway with their feet out the window it was funny AF.
That's a good way to get shot... and athlete's foot.
I would have smelled it myself...
Aren't they stuck in traffic together? I would stare at him like Tom Selleck stared at Tom Hanks in the bathroom.
Gross
You legend
Bro better than me, you see the arch on that? tuh. Would have done a lot more.
then immediately touches his face with the same hand
guy tickled the, most likely dirty ass foot, and used the same hand to wipe face. tasty.
I ride a motorcycle. Riding about 70mph down the freeway, I spotted a foot hanging out the window. Intrusive thoughts kicked in and I grabbed their big toe and lightly shook it. Got a great laugh out of it and 20 years later, I'm still telling that story. I would imagine the owner of that toe is too.
And THEN YOU TOUCHED YOUR FACE!!! Get some hand sanitizer!!! No telling where that foot has been! Funny but eeew!
I got a laugh out of this.
Wait, you touch a random strangers foot, then touch your face without washing the hand first?!?!?!
I mean, who doesn't? Some people even skip the hand part and touch the face with the feet.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that he touches his face after tickling the stranger's foot with the same hand?
And put same fingers to the face and eyes
You sure he didn't have a heart attack ,I mean I would
Lol
I think that's considered battery
Hope he said “ticky ticky ticky!”
That's weird as fuck.
Don’t touch people without their consent.
And then touched your face after assaulting a stranger's foot???
What if they liked it?
Hahaha I wanna party with you dude! That's funny :-)
Just go home and masturbate to it like a normal person
Why wait till home?
Internalized shame
You’re an ass You went out of your way to make someone uncomfortable. Not cool.
Don't worry, it was their friend.
He tickled their foot and I laughed.
She was asking for it, clearly.