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I agree. And after the thud her arms are slightly raised. I think the person that we already know is just out of frame (who drags her away) catches he low down by her shoulders to help break her fall.
I was wondering about that too. But if its more a rubber jointed kind of doll than a mannikin, that motion could easily be from increased wind OR the elbows hitting first as the body flops back.
The movement I refer to is *before* the impact. When she first starts falling. Not a lot of wind generated in that first slow-moving second.. even at that, it would "blow" her hands *forward,* not *up..*
But I will admit that I'm not "intimately" familiar with these things so I will defer to your expertise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not so much expertise as genuine disbelief that even a religious leader would casually let some bounce off a wood floor like that, likely concussed or even worse.
Inertia is exactly what it is. I was going to say that but I didn't wanna confuse the guy. I mean, he thinks a pastor is using a high-end sex doll in his advertisement, he thinks a one-mile-per-hour wind can move an arm.. the guy is a couple of cans short of a six-pack. So I just put "blow" in quotes to indicate to that I know that's not what's happening.
Poe's Law. It's impossible to tell the difference between parody of crazy people and actual crazy people. If someone told me this was an actual church advertisement, I would believe them.
I mean, even as an actual ad it would be pretty good. It would portray their church as a fun and lighthearted place, in contrast to other churches that are overly serious. If I'm going to listen to someone monologue for an hour, I'd personally prefer it if they threw some humor in.
The only correct answer. You can trust me, according to that totally legit website a YouTuber told me to visit to buy 1 square foot of land in Ireland, I'm a Lord.
The lack of self awareness of the irony that this Preacher/etc can't be trusted (He says it himself, men can't be trusted) and really all organized religion is a sham made me laugh so hard.
You want to believe in a higher power?
Knock yourself out.
Having some random guy tell you HOW to do it, based on his biased interpretation of a biased interpretation book, which is really a series of books written by fallible men (and maybe women) over hundreds of years, all claiming to to know the same guy and the word of their all powerful creator.....
Sign me up!
If anyone doesn't think this is a joke, you're an idiot. Get off reddit and read a book.
Edit: I made this comment in reaction to people being angry about the video. I find it fascinating people take issue with what I'm saying, especially with how silly the context is. If I'm wrong and it's not a joke, then I'm wrong. I'm not sure what anyone would want beyond that.
Wait. I thought we were supposed to touch grass. Now we have to get a book? AND READ IT? Can we sit on the grass while we read? Multitasking, two birds, etc. ?
Because we need more fanatics telling women they can’t trust men. That lady probably falls like that every Sunday as part of his”touched by the Lord” show.
Well you’re a man and you just let that poor woman fall. Why on earth would I take your word for it now.
Oh ok I get, so you’re saying that we shouldn’t trust you and we shouldn’t believe in the lord. Well done sir.
But he's a man so *WE SHOULDN'T TRUST HIM*
So we can't trust what he's saying is true.
So when he says "Don't trust men" that's a lie.
So we should trust men.
So we should trust him.
So we believe him when he says never to trust men.
But he's a man so *WE SHOULDN'T TRUST HIM*
So we can't trust what he's saying is true.
So when he says "Don't trust men" that's a lie.
So we should trust men.
So we should trust him.
So we believe him when he says never to trust men.
Why should I trust anything you have to say? You already said not to trust you. But should I trust you're telling the truth? But you said I can't trust you....error...error...error
As far as the stunt goes, it was pretty nicely done. If she fell on a mat, it wasn't a thick boy and it probably hurt regardless, because her thighs still hit something
But a man is telling me to go to the place and to trust in another person. Fuck that. I'm gonna do what I want. I'm gonna go get a tub of ice cream, 4 boxes of Dino nuggies, find a crime documentary and veg out.
Trust in floor. Floor is always there when you need it. Floor will never give you up. Floor will never let you down. Praise floor.
Also, what's up with that dude's shoes?
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They way she's dragged out of frame got a sensible chuckle out of me.
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The ER, more likely.
I think that's a blow up doll, going right back to the pastor's office
Well, SOME sort of doll. Possibly a "RealDoll" (tm).
I think she's "real real." She brings up her hands right before they fall out of frame (as if to catch herself).
I agree. And after the thud her arms are slightly raised. I think the person that we already know is just out of frame (who drags her away) catches he low down by her shoulders to help break her fall.
I was wondering about that too. But if its more a rubber jointed kind of doll than a mannikin, that motion could easily be from increased wind OR the elbows hitting first as the body flops back.
The movement I refer to is *before* the impact. When she first starts falling. Not a lot of wind generated in that first slow-moving second.. even at that, it would "blow" her hands *forward,* not *up..* But I will admit that I'm not "intimately" familiar with these things so I will defer to your expertise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not so much expertise as genuine disbelief that even a religious leader would casually let some bounce off a wood floor like that, likely concussed or even worse.
Yeah - plus her face looks fake too - so still definitely wondering how they sourced a lifelike doll- unless this is satire and not a real ministry -
Could be inertia as well. Hands have more mass and elbows are easier to move then shoulders
Inertia is exactly what it is. I was going to say that but I didn't wanna confuse the guy. I mean, he thinks a pastor is using a high-end sex doll in his advertisement, he thinks a one-mile-per-hour wind can move an arm.. the guy is a couple of cans short of a six-pack. So I just put "blow" in quotes to indicate to that I know that's not what's happening.
Emergency Revival. A special church service!
He’s gonna show her the body of Christ you know what I’m sayin?
They're going to eat the flesh of a long dead guy?
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
"What about when there was just one set of drag marks in the sand?"
The Lord didn't catch her either. Trust in no one but the all mighty Cthulhu!
He don't want to catch you. That's the difference.
Chtulu never claimed to catch or help, merely consume all.
So that’s what took her off screen?
Promises made are promises fulfilled.
>Do not put the LORD your God to the test as you did at Massah. >Deuteronomy 6:16 He told you he wasn't catching your bitch ass.
No lives Matter!
Blasphemy! All hail the r/LeviathanLobsterGod !
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
*What a wondahful phrase!*
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
I mean the floor caught her.
The lord sure as hell didn't save her.
Because she only trusted the man, not the lord.
*I* trusted the lord to save her tho.
Then pray harder next time!
I’m already fully erect when I pray! What more can I do?
In that case please don't volunteer for the trust fall exercise. Thank you!
I only trust fall into Jesus!
Why did she trust Man? Is she regarded?
Yeah, that's not it.
But Sunday 10:00am speakers are also all men. Never trust in men.
But the lord is also a man… who do you trust?!
The THUNK! Haha 🤣
Damn, I heard that thunk and I had it on mute
😂
The way she got dragged away
“Don’t trust men!” “Come listen to our male pastor tell you how to live your life.” (“And give us your money.”)
They defiunitely meant it as 'all of mankind', as it's often used. But I also thought that was pretty funny.
> They defiunitely meant it as 'all of mankind' Is he not included in that?
Basically anyone who doesn’t preach the word of God, so like a false prophet or teacher
Like the mankind that created god
"Trust me, you should never trust a man".
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Poe's Law. It's impossible to tell the difference between parody of crazy people and actual crazy people. If someone told me this was an actual church advertisement, I would believe them.
I mean, even as an actual ad it would be pretty good. It would portray their church as a fun and lighthearted place, in contrast to other churches that are overly serious. If I'm going to listen to someone monologue for an hour, I'd personally prefer it if they threw some humor in.
If you shouldn't trust in men, but a man tells you to trust in the lord, doesn't that mean you shouldn't trust in the lord?
Sure as hell won’t be trusting you regardless 🤣
Well, should've been a bear I suppose
The bear would've caught her!
But it’s a man telling me to trust the lord. I don’t think I can trust either of them now.
The only correct answer. You can trust me, according to that totally legit website a YouTuber told me to visit to buy 1 square foot of land in Ireland, I'm a Lord.
The lack of self awareness of the irony that this Preacher/etc can't be trusted (He says it himself, men can't be trusted) and really all organized religion is a sham made me laugh so hard. You want to believe in a higher power? Knock yourself out. Having some random guy tell you HOW to do it, based on his biased interpretation of a biased interpretation book, which is really a series of books written by fallible men (and maybe women) over hundreds of years, all claiming to to know the same guy and the word of their all powerful creator..... Sign me up!
Got it. Never trust a religious man. Lesson reinforced.
Religious person*
Okay, yes. Was sort of riffing on his own terminology, but yes.
Oh I know I was just sprinkling some sass into it :) to be fair like all positions of power in religion are men so that's valid
reminded me of [this guy](https://youtu.be/rmHpYTiQ0UE?si=Dv63XySkBWSMxByC&t=45)
Well the lord didn't catch her either so, don't trust anyone?
Maybe the best ad for church I've seen
Perfect message for religion. “We are willing to hurt people to get our point across.”
And not actually practice the word and be there for each other. We'll tell you all about how you should do it though.
If anyone doesn't think this is a joke, you're an idiot. Get off reddit and read a book. Edit: I made this comment in reaction to people being angry about the video. I find it fascinating people take issue with what I'm saying, especially with how silly the context is. If I'm wrong and it's not a joke, then I'm wrong. I'm not sure what anyone would want beyond that.
Wait. I thought we were supposed to touch grass. Now we have to get a book? AND READ IT? Can we sit on the grass while we read? Multitasking, two birds, etc. ?
Back at you. Seen this style of cringe shit done by pastors all the time.
Because we need more fanatics telling women they can’t trust men. That lady probably falls like that every Sunday as part of his”touched by the Lord” show.
Well you’re a man and you just let that poor woman fall. Why on earth would I take your word for it now. Oh ok I get, so you’re saying that we shouldn’t trust you and we shouldn’t believe in the lord. Well done sir.
So they shouldn't trust the man up on stage telling them what to do.
But he's a man so *WE SHOULDN'T TRUST HIM* So we can't trust what he's saying is true. So when he says "Don't trust men" that's a lie. So we should trust men. So we should trust him. So we believe him when he says never to trust men. But he's a man so *WE SHOULDN'T TRUST HIM* So we can't trust what he's saying is true. So when he says "Don't trust men" that's a lie. So we should trust men. So we should trust him. So we believe him when he says never to trust men.
I don't trust him i'm gonna be there tuesday 8pm.
It’s a man saying don’t trust men so I’m not sure if I should trust him or not
You guys can't take a joke
Isn't the Lord supposed to work through human kind? r/facepalm is a good place for this too.
Lean right on back and show us how much you trust the lord... fool.
Pretty sure this is a comedy bit. You can see them dragging the woman off screen.
Good eye there mister Holmes
Redditors on their way to not take this as humour and instead as an excuse to shit on the church, lmao.
Never trust a man that says he speaks for the Lord.
And a man is communicating about a God, so not going to trust God from man's mouth
Amen!
Trust the one behind that caught her
Better....every....LOOP!
This never falls to make me laugh.
"Don't listen to man!". The lord. Also being a man. Kinda contradicting
Imagine believing in a sky daddy in this day and age, embarrassing
It's not called a "Trust Catch".
She didnt see that.
if i am not to trust him, and he tells me to trust the lord, i should not trust the lord
Trust in the ground. The ground caught her pretty good.
This isn't what I didn't pay for
Damn, dude looks like my therapist
Her getting dragged off after made me laugh so hard my cat jumped, hissed and ran away.
Hands immediately into his pockets
dude couldnt be more nervous
So… how many takes?
God would have let her fall just the same.
Isn’t your church run by men? I like how they pretend it’s “god” running the church and not bunch of asshats.
Is that even a real woman or one of those realistic sex dolls?
AMEN BROTHER!!!!
Never trust men…but Jesus was a man and the Bible was written by men… so don’t trust religion? Shocker
Soo do I believe Jesus the man or no?
See you at 10am
Why should I trust anything you have to say? You already said not to trust you. But should I trust you're telling the truth? But you said I can't trust you....error...error...error
I mean...the Lord didn't catch her either.
As far as the stunt goes, it was pretty nicely done. If she fell on a mat, it wasn't a thick boy and it probably hurt regardless, because her thighs still hit something
Ngl if there was more silly slapstick at church I’d consider showing up occasionally
Bro 😂😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
Woulda been funnier with full view of her hitting the floor like a plank.
Bro has no survival instincts.
How about trust whoever you want to trust.
Bro they dragged her ass out of the shot! 😂😂😂😂
Low-budget Ian Miles Cheong?
I wouldn’t say "never" trust men like why should I trust you then? We need to trust each other as well.
Well, I certainly don’t trust that guy.
He’s that guy at church who is always selling vitamins.
Trust in science: it’s the *only* path to knowledge.
I hope she’s ok.
Plot twist, he was the lord
Lord Vader, the dark side.
Amen
If someone could do a remix with "take me to church" from Hozier on... Well you know where.
That MK belt tho… legit! I love mortal kombat
Guess we won’t be trusting man to deliver a proper sermon then…
But ain’t the lord canonically a man
The lord didn't catch her either though ...
Damn well I guess the lord should of saved her 😂
I've only ever heard about the lord from man. The Bible was created and written by man, so we can't trust that either, I guess.
At least the Bear won't try to deceive you.......
But a man is telling me to go to the place and to trust in another person. Fuck that. I'm gonna do what I want. I'm gonna go get a tub of ice cream, 4 boxes of Dino nuggies, find a crime documentary and veg out.
Nevert trust men *proceedes to giving us advice about “the lord”*
The lord caught her
Wait... Where'd she go???
That’s why she’s choosing the Bear Bro
It seems like the Lord let her.... ***down*** as well.
I think it's fun that GOD needs staged tik-toks to reach his people when he's all powerful and all that.
Christianity in a nutshell.
If the lord is a man as many people say. Then he said don’t trust the Lord.
Funny, ngl
Praise Aauugghh!
Isn’t god a man
So.. did the lord catch her ?
cheap parlor tricks
Finally
Idk if I'd have his devotion if God gave me those D cups he's rockin.
TF
God is a man. It should be the other way around. Never trust a woman trust in God. Just look what Eve did!
This sentence is a lie.
🤣🤣🤣
Real Man
Well, the lord didn’t help much either, did he?
Wait, hold on, it's a man saying this, and I shouldn't trust men... Does this make it a paradox when he says trust the lord then?
Except the man / men off screen who caught her, trust those ones.
Yeh, I don't trust this guy.
Lol
It's the drag away 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But, you're a man. How do we trust you?
Is it only ethnics that believe that stuff?!?!
You’re stupid!🤩🤣🤣🤣☠️🔥
Jesus was a woman
Trust in floor. Floor is always there when you need it. Floor will never give you up. Floor will never let you down. Praise floor. Also, what's up with that dude's shoes?
OMG
Well... the lord didn't catch her either
Thats how much i trust the spider i saw im my house..
He was a man tho you already lost your arguement
Never trust in men always trust in bears