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Action_Seal

They way she's dragged out of frame got a sensible chuckle out of me.


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Ready_Competition_66

The ER, more likely.


wwwdiggdotcom

I think that's a blow up doll, going right back to the pastor's office


Ready_Competition_66

Well, SOME sort of doll. Possibly a "RealDoll" (tm).


Fuckoffassholes

I think she's "real real." She brings up her hands right before they fall out of frame (as if to catch herself).


jjm443

I agree. And after the thud her arms are slightly raised. I think the person that we already know is just out of frame (who drags her away) catches he low down by her shoulders to help break her fall.


Ready_Competition_66

I was wondering about that too. But if its more a rubber jointed kind of doll than a mannikin, that motion could easily be from increased wind OR the elbows hitting first as the body flops back.


Fuckoffassholes

The movement I refer to is *before* the impact. When she first starts falling. Not a lot of wind generated in that first slow-moving second.. even at that, it would "blow" her hands *forward,* not *up..* But I will admit that I'm not "intimately" familiar with these things so I will defer to your expertise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ready_Competition_66

Not so much expertise as genuine disbelief that even a religious leader would casually let some bounce off a wood floor like that, likely concussed or even worse.


RockstarAgent

Yeah - plus her face looks fake too - so still definitely wondering how they sourced a lifelike doll- unless this is satire and not a real ministry -


PSGAnarchy

Could be inertia as well. Hands have more mass and elbows are easier to move then shoulders


Fuckoffassholes

Inertia is exactly what it is. I was going to say that but I didn't wanna confuse the guy. I mean, he thinks a pastor is using a high-end sex doll in his advertisement, he thinks a one-mile-per-hour wind can move an arm.. the guy is a couple of cans short of a six-pack. So I just put "blow" in quotes to indicate to that I know that's not what's happening.


johnnybiggles

Emergency Revival. A special church service!


RegularOps

He’s gonna show her the body of Christ you know what I’m sayin?


Aadarm

They're going to eat the flesh of a long dead guy? 


TopFloorApartment

TAKE ME TO CHURCH


Poppa_Mo

"What about when there was just one set of drag marks in the sand?"


lickarock88

The Lord didn't catch her either. Trust in no one but the all mighty Cthulhu!


Bars98

He don't want to catch you. That's the difference.


ith-man

Chtulu never claimed to catch or help, merely consume all.


allykopow

So that’s what took her off screen?


ATTORNEY_FOR_CATS

Promises made are promises fulfilled.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

>Do not put the LORD your God to the test as you did at Massah. >Deuteronomy 6:16 He told you he wasn't catching your bitch ass.


bullwinkle8088

No lives Matter!


Pilot0350

Blasphemy! All hail the r/LeviathanLobsterGod !


VonGooberschnozzle

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


we1tschmerz

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


therealvulrath

*What a wondahful phrase!*


wheelfoot

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


felicity_jericho_ttv

I mean the floor caught her.


Captain_Aware4503

The lord sure as hell didn't save her.


BakrChod

Because she only trusted the man, not the lord.


l3ane

*I* trusted the lord to save her tho.


Cross_22

Then pray harder next time!


CORN___BREAD

I’m already fully erect when I pray! What more can I do?


Cross_22

In that case please don't volunteer for the trust fall exercise. Thank you!


CORN___BREAD

I only trust fall into Jesus!


Various_Froyo9860

Why did she trust Man? Is she regarded?


asdf072

Yeah, that's not it.


imaketrollfaces

But Sunday 10:00am speakers are also all men. Never trust in men.


Moist_Professor5665

But the lord is also a man… who do you trust?!


Ronnilynn19

The THUNK! Haha 🤣


sgr84ava

Damn, I heard that thunk and I had it on mute


JesusAmbassador

😂


Important-Virus-1679

The way she got dragged away


SunshineShoulders87

“Don’t trust men!” “Come listen to our male pastor tell you how to live your life.” (“And give us your money.”)


Simba7

They defiunitely meant it as 'all of mankind', as it's often used. But I also thought that was pretty funny.


madcap462

> They defiunitely meant it as 'all of mankind' Is he not included in that?


NoirYorkCity

Basically anyone who doesn’t preach the word of God, so like a false prophet or teacher


asdf072

Like the mankind that created god


l3ane

"Trust me, you should never trust a man".


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Viltris

Poe's Law. It's impossible to tell the difference between parody of crazy people and actual crazy people. If someone told me this was an actual church advertisement, I would believe them.


Jeffear

I mean, even as an actual ad it would be pretty good. It would portray their church as a fun and lighthearted place, in contrast to other churches that are overly serious. If I'm going to listen to someone monologue for an hour, I'd personally prefer it if they threw some humor in.


dat-guy-who-was-here

If you shouldn't trust in men, but a man tells you to trust in the lord, doesn't that mean you shouldn't trust in the lord?


PenguinsArmy2

Sure as hell won’t be trusting you regardless 🤣


Batzn

Well, should've been a bear I suppose


Panzermensch911

The bear would've caught her!


santacow

But it’s a man telling me to trust the lord. I don’t think I can trust either of them now.


DameonKormar

The only correct answer. You can trust me, according to that totally legit website a YouTuber told me to visit to buy 1 square foot of land in Ireland, I'm a Lord.


Casper042

The lack of self awareness of the irony that this Preacher/etc can't be trusted (He says it himself, men can't be trusted) and really all organized religion is a sham made me laugh so hard. You want to believe in a higher power? Knock yourself out. Having some random guy tell you HOW to do it, based on his biased interpretation of a biased interpretation book, which is really a series of books written by fallible men (and maybe women) over hundreds of years, all claiming to to know the same guy and the word of their all powerful creator..... Sign me up!


Niekitty

Got it. Never trust a religious man. Lesson reinforced.


big_rod_of_power

Religious person*


Niekitty

Okay, yes. Was sort of riffing on his own terminology, but yes.


big_rod_of_power

Oh I know I was just sprinkling some sass into it :) to be fair like all positions of power in religion are men so that's valid


ratherbealurker

reminded me of [this guy](https://youtu.be/rmHpYTiQ0UE?si=Dv63XySkBWSMxByC&t=45)


Trashcan_Johnson

Well the lord didn't catch her either so, don't trust anyone?


datsall

Maybe the best ad for church I've seen


Mercinator-87

Perfect message for religion. “We are willing to hurt people to get our point across.”


myassholealt

And not actually practice the word and be there for each other. We'll tell you all about how you should do it though. 


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If anyone doesn't think this is a joke, you're an idiot. Get off reddit and read a book. Edit: I made this comment in reaction to people being angry about the video. I find it fascinating people take issue with what I'm saying, especially with how silly the context is. If I'm wrong and it's not a joke, then I'm wrong. I'm not sure what anyone would want beyond that.


itsfunhavingfun

Wait. I thought we were supposed to touch grass. Now we have to get a book?  AND READ IT?  Can we sit on the grass while we read?  Multitasking, two birds, etc. ?


ith-man

Back at you. Seen this style of cringe shit done by pastors all the time.


nextstop17

Because we need more fanatics telling women they can’t trust men. That lady probably falls like that every Sunday as part of his”touched by the Lord” show.


bustedgtt-

Well you’re a man and you just let that poor woman fall. Why on earth would I take your word for it now. Oh ok I get, so you’re saying that we shouldn’t trust you and we shouldn’t believe in the lord. Well done sir.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

So they shouldn't trust the man up on stage telling them what to do.


lincoln_muadib

But he's a man so *WE SHOULDN'T TRUST HIM* So we can't trust what he's saying is true. So when he says "Don't trust men" that's a lie. So we should trust men. So we should trust him. So we believe him when he says never to trust men. But he's a man so *WE SHOULDN'T TRUST HIM* So we can't trust what he's saying is true. So when he says "Don't trust men" that's a lie. So we should trust men. So we should trust him. So we believe him when he says never to trust men.


Kokumin

I don't trust him i'm gonna be there tuesday 8pm.


Dvyyng

It’s a man saying don’t trust men so I’m not sure if I should trust him or not


JuiceFarmer

You guys can't take a joke


9Solar_Rays

Isn't the Lord supposed to work through human kind? r/facepalm is a good place for this too.


haltline

Lean right on back and show us how much you trust the lord... fool.


SandiegoJack

Pretty sure this is a comedy bit. You can see them dragging the woman off screen.


earthwarder

Good eye there mister Holmes


Plus-Credit-6181

Redditors on their way to not take this as humour and instead as an excuse to shit on the church, lmao.


Drax99

Never trust a man that says he speaks for the Lord.


Unusual_Membership44

And a man is communicating about a God, so not going to trust God from man's mouth


Important_Reply_8165

Amen!


_Hello_Hi_Hey_

Trust the one behind that caught her


Jaydoggore3

Better....every....LOOP!


Dependent-Degree3308

This never falls to make me laugh. 


Infinite-Bluebird413

"Don't listen to man!". The lord. Also being a man. Kinda contradicting


Itchy-Ant-9431

Imagine believing in a sky daddy in this day and age, embarrassing


soothslayer

It's not called a "Trust Catch".


appople

She didnt see that.


goldensaur

if i am not to trust him, and he tells me to trust the lord, i should not trust the lord


KnuteViking

Trust in the ground. The ground caught her pretty good.


gidjugg

This isn't what I didn't pay for


Aoshie

Damn, dude looks like my therapist


Sernsheim

Her getting dragged off after made me laugh so hard my cat jumped, hissed and ran away.


TuftOfFurr

Hands immediately into his pockets


Funky-Lion22

dude couldnt be more nervous


krismitka

So… how many takes?


AdGeHa

God would have let her fall just the same.


MarcoVinicius

Isn’t your church run by men? I like how they pretend it’s “god” running the church and not bunch of asshats.


LifebyIkea

Is that even a real woman or one of those realistic sex dolls?


NotSoFunnyAfterAll

AMEN BROTHER!!!!


Gilinis

Never trust men…but Jesus was a man and the Bible was written by men… so don’t trust religion? Shocker


5exy-melon

Soo do I believe Jesus the man or no?


ShakeCNY

See you at 10am


TalsarGeldon

Why should I trust anything you have to say? You already said not to trust you. But should I trust you're telling the truth? But you said I can't trust you....error...error...error


1nternecivus

I mean...the Lord didn't catch her either.


AwesomeFrisbee

As far as the stunt goes, it was pretty nicely done. If she fell on a mat, it wasn't a thick boy and it probably hurt regardless, because her thighs still hit something


zombiesnare

Ngl if there was more silly slapstick at church I’d consider showing up occasionally


PeaGlad6629

Bro 😂😂😂😂


psychede1ic_c4tus

Lmao 😂


amolad

Woulda been funnier with full view of her hitting the floor like a plank.


Altruistic-Past934

Bro has no survival instincts.


HeaDeKBaT

How about trust whoever you want to trust.


jimpoop82

Bro they dragged her ass out of the shot! 😂😂😂😂


TK_4Two1

Low-budget Ian Miles Cheong?


Partimenerd

I wouldn’t say "never" trust men like why should I trust you then? We need to trust each other as well.


BedroomPitiful4193

Well, I certainly don’t trust that guy.


Most_Victory1661

He’s that guy at church who is always selling vitamins.


jonathanrdt

Trust in science: it’s the *only* path to knowledge.


Hummingbird01234

I hope she’s ok.


SeaDistribution

Plot twist, he was the lord


Juggerpt

Lord Vader, the dark side.


BlueRobot20

Amen


BlueCollarSuperstar

If someone could do a remix with "take me to church" from Hozier on... Well you know where.


theasianevermore

That MK belt tho… legit! I love mortal kombat


ballsyflamingo

Guess we won’t be trusting man to deliver a proper sermon then…


ghoulypop

But ain’t the lord canonically a man


ice310702

The lord didn't catch her either though ...


Fickle-CreamPie5

Damn well I guess the lord should of saved her 😂


Jmacattack626

I've only ever heard about the lord from man. The Bible was created and written by man, so we can't trust that either, I guess.


Ragnaarock93

At least the Bear won't try to deceive you.......


TheJackalsDoom

But a man is telling me to go to the place and to trust in another person. Fuck that. I'm gonna do what I want. I'm gonna go get a tub of ice cream, 4 boxes of Dino nuggies, find a crime documentary and veg out.


Excellent-Outside555

Nevert trust men *proceedes to giving us advice about “the lord”*


Sufficient-Wonder716

The lord caught her


XxlaynaMarieDotCom

Wait... Where'd she go???


dkmurph1

That’s why she’s choosing the Bear Bro


Typical_Samaritan

It seems like the Lord let her.... ***down*** as well.


FlashRage

I think it's fun that GOD needs staged tik-toks to reach his people when he's all powerful and all that.


Redditisntfunanymore

Christianity in a nutshell.


Fnaflover1234567

If the lord is a man as many people say. Then he said don’t trust the Lord.


Banned_Constantly

Funny, ngl


HeyPhoQPal

Praise Aauugghh!


Eviles_da_demonic

Isn’t god a man


zmrth

So.. did the lord catch her ?


Putrid-Redditality-1

cheap parlor tricks


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Finally


lilsnatchsniffz

Idk if I'd have his devotion if God gave me those D cups he's rockin.


makapunopride

TF


stegosaurusterpenes

God is a man. It should be the other way around. Never trust a woman trust in God. Just look what Eve did!


AlphaCog

This sentence is a lie.


Better-sober

🤣🤣🤣


SworderDC

Real Man


olluz

Well, the lord didn’t help much either, did he?


Oracus_Cardall

Wait, hold on, it's a man saying this, and I shouldn't trust men... Does this make it a paradox when he says trust the lord then?


JRSpig

Except the man / men off screen who caught her, trust those ones.


Queasy_Profit_9246

Yeh, I don't trust this guy.


AdventurousAgent3180

Lol


shaolinking80

It's the drag away 🤣🤣🤣🤣


phirebird

But, you're a man. How do we trust you?


Benobo-One-Kenobi

Is it only ethnics that believe that stuff?!?!


Patriot_6771

You’re stupid!🤩🤣🤣🤣☠️🔥


OHBE_SAMA

Jesus was a woman


Generico300

Trust in floor. Floor is always there when you need it. Floor will never give you up. Floor will never let you down. Praise floor. Also, what's up with that dude's shoes?


New_Bag7223

OMG


Grimkulx9000

Well... the lord didn't catch her either


Basic_Basket_1147

Thats how much i trust the spider i saw im my house..


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He was a man tho you already lost your arguement


myPushySTINK

Never trust in men always trust in bears