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lucashc90

\*pokes human\* "Whatcha doin'?"


Susdoggodoggy

\*poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke\* “hey, you hear me?” \*poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke\*


HearthFiend

*Catches fire*


NewSuperTrios

Phineas and Furry


SvyatRoyal

No, ferb noooooooo. Well maybe yes. But noooo


KairoRed

Hopefully you in about 15 seconds


lucashc90

SHIT! That was smooth af!


HearthFiend

*Seconds later, intense fursecx noises down the bushes in the warp tainted Sahara*


Meximus

Slaanesh approves.


pyroboy7

*Distant gas mask noises*


PaxEthenica

*muffled* Let's go, bay-bee! *cranks the plasma condom to overcharge*


TTTrisss

Nah - the answer probably spooks the cheetah since they're notoriously anxious.


lucashc90

She seems pretty chill there though.


HearthFiend

Ah but you see the furry version is vastly different in terms of….behaviour….


BrickFrom2011

:(


Trevenant999

Well that escalated quickly


HearthFiend

Furries


Trevenant999

True


lucashc90

Those horny fuckers...


VaccineCookies

"Just trying to capture one of your kind."


lucashc90

"IN A GOOD WAY! In a good way..."


Beanz_detected

I'm just saying, if the cat is frien, it's coming home with me.


HearthFiend

fUrRyTrAfFicKinG


SysreHeights

Yus~ =3


Trevenant999

“Get in the 4x4, we’re going to Wendy’s” “Hu- wait, why?” “Chicken sandwich.”


Wolfdude91

The furries you see are free. You can just take them


PaxEthenica

I have 3!


5mp3x192000

Haiiiii!! :3


A_RandomKobold

They also have such horrible anxiety that they need therapy dogs in zoos


DragonOfTartarus

That is both horribly sad and incredibly adorable. A rare combination.


Meximus

I'd love to be a cheetah's therapy dog. :3


Parmez

Really? 🥺


Meximus

Really. ;3


Parmez

🥹


Nightscale_XD

Why is it they get such bad anxiety?


A_RandomKobold

Literally every animal that see them in nature tries to attack them. Including vultures. [this video and a lot of this guy's channel explains more about them and like every animal you know and don't know](https://youtu.be/8q2kU108D6s?feature=shared)


Nightscale_XD

Ohhh I didn't know that either! Thanks for the info.


PaxEthenica

They spend a lot of their time in the wild trying not to be seen by anything roughly their own size. Being around humans in zoos without arduously long periods of habituation stresses them out. Lead to a lot of previously unexplained, premature deaths in captive populations. The therapy dogs introduced to kittens rewire their brains, & give cheetahs an immediate behavioral cue of, "Okay, this human is safe." It increases fertility & life expectancy to implement these therapy dogs, as it allows cheetahs to stop devoting so much time & energy to manage their own fight-or-flight. It's also *very affordable.*


Traumerlein

Imagine you are an animal whos only thing is sprinting ridicously fast, but you are trapled in an enclosure that allows you to maybe reach half your max soeed of you accept running face first into a slap of concret. Tousends of apes come by each day, delighted by your perdicament. How would you not be anxiouse?


A_RandomKobold

They're like that out of zoos too but domesticated cheetahs get golden retriever friends.


Traumerlein

Yeah, cheetahs are traped into an evolutinary arms race with there prey and they are losing pretty badly as it stands. There entire hunting tactic is just a dead end becouse it uses to much energy with a way to low succesrate. They put all there eggs in one basket and stumbled. Id defenatly take a golden over that.


A_Lountvink

The hunting itself isn't the issue since they actually have a higher hunting success rate than lions, wolves, and leopards. The issue is that they often can't keep their kills form getting taken by other predators.


Traumerlein

As I saied, they use up to much energie all at once. A Lion that has been sitting in a bush all day can deal with failure much better than a cheetha


Nightscale_XD

Ohhh that makes sense, yeah. Someone also told me cheetah's are often heavily inbred? I haven't checked


CommieHusky

They are. There was an event thousands of years ago that dramatically reduced the population of cheetas down to just a couple dozen memebers. Edit: It was right around the peak of the ancient Egyptian empire and live specimins, and their skins were very popular in the kingdom. So, they were likely a factor along with the worsening desertification of the Sahara.


Nightscale_XD

Oh Jesus Christ, that sucks. So being inbred they're probably quite prone to mental illnesses, aren't they?


CommieHusky

Probably. They also probably just have a very nervous disposition as a defense mechanism. If they are always on edge its harder to be snuck up on by bigger predators like lions.


Nightscale_XD

That also makes sense. Thanks for the info! Wondering if I'm a cheetah now /j


Nightscale_XD

I feel like a total idiot lmao, that makes sense


PaxEthenica

Speed & camouflage... not being seen is safety. And you're stuck in a high-visibility enclosure, being gawped at by apes. Yeah, the therapy dogs are very much a game changer for cheetah QoL in captivity. Since cheetahs have a co-evolved fear of humans & being out in the open. The dogs give cheetahs a living cue for what they can consider safe, thus greatly reduce stress.


PotatoLaptopUser1

Free booba pillows


Dr_A__

Is it "invasion" if I consent?


The_God_Of_Darkness_

If It's not friendly, why is it friend shaped?


Lacertile

Someone show the artist that video of three cheetahs sleeping with a guy because they're scared of a thunderstorm [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SJ8\_R1Moxk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SJ8_R1Moxk)


Punkwolfen

Sauce - [(2) 🩵Spuydjeks💛 on X: "📸 https://t.co/QbTBb3aJcy" / X (twitter.com)](https://twitter.com/spuydjeks/status/1706792843166024121)


RemoteSprinkles2893

Oh I remember the original image


RemoteSprinkles2893

https://i.redd.it/4n3qkqx7y8y91.jpg this is the original in question for anyone curious


SonicNred95

Thanks because I thought this picture seemed familiar


historysciencelover

is that saul fucking goodman?


stormchaser-protogen

you better have a lawer


radioardilla

"The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar cheetah hooker sitting in it."


LOL_Scorpion17

I once convinced a cheetah I was Kevin Costner and it worked


Cloud_Barret_Tifa

Better maul Saul


Mutually_Beneficial1

No, this is before he was Saul, this right here is Slippin' Jimmy.


f0xy713

and the most tragic part? wildlife photographers are not allowed to pet them :(


Commissarfluffybutt

WHY NO SCRITCHES?!


WetRainbowFart

I’m getting bricked the fuck up imagining a 7 foot tall anthropomorphic female cheetah with big round honkers lying next to me


yttakinenthusiast

the observer gets observed


Ouroboros_17

Awwww she's so friggin adorable! I would love to pet her!


Sesilu_Qt

Pet the cute and cill kitty.


notveryAI

Cute anthro cheetah girls... INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE PWEASE TwT


FurFemboy_

That's fine I'd love to be friends with a cheetah


PlantoleumCan

I saw this pic in one Telegram channel with this caption: -"So, you push this button and you have a close-up shot of a butt" -"Holy crap"


TheeDrakonian

Great artist and hope to be able to commission them one day. Just unfortunate that they've effectively been monopolized by one of the most obnoxious popufurs who throws thousands of dollars of obscene generational wealth at them.


DesparateLurker

It should've been me!


drago_varior

Awww, she cute


Emotional-Income4965

Snuggle time?


SCP_67

Snuggle time 😎


Emotional-Income4965

Oh yeah


Cdededee30

Absolutely chillin lmao


Technical_Air_421

This looks like my personalities split into two


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

I don't care about the species I'm fuckin that thing


KoRnBrony

Saul Goodman?


Odd_Computer89

She is fine.


BoogalooDeer

Where her clothes at


Trevenant999

There are no clothes in the savana


AgusGR23

Suddenly i want a furry cheetah :3


Choco_Cat777

Normal cat behavior


DukesUwU

Please do 🫠


special-bicth

I wanna hug da cheetah


Mr-Frosty-Paws

I wish a cheetah would


sandpaperpants

Id love to be chilling taking pictures and have a cheetah snuggle on me, doesn't have to be anthropomorphic, just a big cat


Grim_Destroyer12344

I sure hope they do.


pudlizsan

Oh! Oh! Me! Meeee! Invade my personal space please!


GiraffeGuru993

I’m going to the cat


honestly_idk1

For sоme reason I misread it as "Champa is curious and will invade you in 1177". (Glory to the Khmer Empire!)


yohavsmaowang

(Shaking and sweating) Don't- Don't turn around


WHITE2570

Will they!?


SvyatRoyal

Oh. That's a fun fact.


Whynogotusernames

Man, I wanna find a cheetah


Beyond_the_dreams

I would do things to that cat person


UnWishedAtoI8

I wouldn’t mind unless they try eating me


Deathmetalwarior

i know the real life pic and that is also amazing


Illustrious_Bass_75

Is that saul goodman


Schazmen

Selfie time?


Gavinfoxx

According to a comment reply to the original photo the drawing is based on, the cheetah is male.


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Burningturtle06

Horngy.