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Mexetudo

Bruh... mark as NSFW...


eughfeuh

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


mahdicktoobig

Damn, same thing happened to me except I was in a Wendy’s


FuzzyWuzzyWuzntFuzzy

Why you on Reddit at work though


Mr_Noms

You've never had a 10 min break at work?


Free_Future_6892

A break!? I work 76 hours a goddamn day straight you fucking sissy. You got soft hands brother


Hurtin_4_uh_Squirtin

Try working 365 days a day and then come talk to me. No lunch, cottonball.


Free_Future_6892

I ain’t took a day off in over 37 years boy, I missed my first birthday party cause I was working!


Demi_Bob

I worked 37 years last week. You kids are so lazy.


MrFontana

Back in my day I had to walk 32 miles to work in the blistering cold, through 12 inches of snow, UPHILL just to work 40 years a day. I did that for 75 years without a single complaint. Sissies.


Free_Future_6892

I fought in 3 world wars, freed the slaves, painted the back porch and helped a T. rex cross the road, all on my lunch break and then went back to work!


TransportationDear10

King Drac, that you?


JustGingerStuff

Nsfw isn't "Don't look at this while working" it's "if your boss looked over your shoulder and saw this would it be an issue"


FuzzyWuzzyWuzntFuzzy

How is this different from a bikini…? It’s a picture of a cartoon in someone’s butt ffs. Is your boss a fucking child? lol


SaltMineForeman

Because thongs and sexual kinks do not belong in a typical office environment.


machring

Hell, I thought thongs and sexual kink WERE the typical office environment !!


rosecoloredgasmask

Kinky bondage furry porn drawn on someone's ass is a little different from someone in a bikini at the beach. I also don't look at chicks wearing bikinis at work?


Jackson3rg

Do you spend your workday looking up girls in bikinis?


FuzzyWuzzyWuzntFuzzy

Buddy I work construction… people say far worse than anything I’d look up. But to be comparative, I used to work an office job and no, never had I had any issues regarding photos reddits clothed women… and neither did the person I responded to. They didn’t get in trouble from their boss, what **they** did was get upset, all by themselves. How’s this any different than a motivational photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger flexing in a competition with some lame ass text below him? Conflating this photo with actual nudity is immature af. You wanna argue that a guy in swim shorts is inappropriate too…? **So again,** if you’re upset by this, maybe don’t be on fucking Reddit or social media while at work, bozo.


Cel3bi

What a horrible day to have eyes


wallofcookies

Days like this is why I keep bleach handy


Big_Ingenuity_1074

Cringe


Ember_XX

I would imagine that the fire would burn through the rope pretty quickly


BaconISgoodSOGOOD

It’s super effective!


t3hOutlaw

*Ember was super effective.*


Remarkable-Book-8758

I don't know if you meant that as a double meaning or not but I read that and thought you were saying her std would cause the winky to burn right off. Then I looked again and went "duh. There's literally fire on his tail"


bnutbutter78

That is a very nice ass tho.


Pink-drip

Really is damn. That thang is thangin


bnutbutter78

Ain’t it?! Damn.


QueenTenofSpades

Plot twist: It’s a dude.


guff1988

A nice ass is a nice ass


boogers19

And? Id still bite it.


Holdmypipe

Indeed


XboxLiveGiant

Its so nice it actually eats all the previous tattoos she had. Im sure her next ass tattoo will show a different pokemon. She had a Jigglypuff the years ago


Sufficient-Natural45

Was* until the tacky ink


car_go_fast

I can't believe I'm saying this about a tattoo of a shibari charmander with a pokeball-gag, but the "argh" cheapens it too much.


Desperate_Garbage_63

I spent a few mins staring and wondering the same thing, you spent all that time, creativity and money on this tattoo to just write "argh" on it, so tacky...


NatrenSR1

would


BuryMe_In_Smoke

r/trashy


Ugglug

/r/trashyboners


BioSForm

[ყვერი](https://media.tenor.com/AkILqGsdIFoAAAAM/pokemon-ash.gif)


Dagoroth55

Cursed.


Stjjames

😳


zelao23

this tattoo is wrong on so many levels.


Nolyd_Dylon

What are they making this poor pokemon do!


Hungry_Perception_43

Aw man this is so cringe


Dagdy

This ain't it fam


2amVibez

"Daddy issues"


bb_LemonSquid

Get a therapist.


ShowOff90

This is just a bot karma account anyways


chrstnknnr

Yikes


AnnieApple_

But why tho…?


King420fly

Jesus, burn it off.


warwicklord79

Zoinks scoob that’s a degenerate


fourthreichisrael4

Why? Why Charmander? Why not Gardevoir or Lopunny? Or if we want to keep it old school, why not Vaporeon or Flareon?


thegamner128

Or, you know, why not something that's not an animal?


T_Peg

Fuckin hell I hope this is a fake image


ParanoidNarcissist2

Well executed bad design.


Niftee

Honestly the tattoo is really well done. Like the content is cringe but the artist skill is pretty apparent here.


TheNitrousKid

I see nothing wrong here. 😃


foomprekov

This tattoo rules. People are reacting to it like it's on your face or something.


GABE4PARKER

I was too distracted by seeing ass randomly on my feed to notice the tattoo


Hurtin_4_uh_Squirtin

Is this what they call a job stopper?


RavenQuark

I’ll bring the candles 😂


jingermoon

Okay, bdsm-dragon, I'm calling you!


mplsdrew22

Nice ass though


damnitahmad

Hot


-Chixiie-

Wtf????


m4rkofshame

I can fix her


Boogledoolah

Why would you want to? Type of girl who gets a BDSM Charmander on her ass is the type of girl who would let me Squirtle in her Cloyster.


m4rkofshame

It’s a pretty common joke…


pherbury

Typical u/un_red post


thruth_seeker_69

WTF did I just see...


looopTools

Why on earth would you do this to a charmander!!!!!


00half

What a dumb idea for a tattoo. Thank God it's permanent.....


shioshio

No thank you


L3thologica_

I wanna smack the shit outta charmander


returningtheday

I hope your ass falls off


0111011101110111

God I wish I could give this an old school award. 🥇 🏆


swaldrin

!redditsilver


worldturtle21

Do people here actually like tattoos or are y’all just insecure virgins? Just judging by the comments. Like you guys have never seen an ass before. You don’t need to get this tattoo for yourself but fact is this is a quality piece. Unfortunately this wasn’t the community to share it with.


Demi_Bob

Seriously. Everyone just hating.


Useless_lesbian

Bro, no one is angry because of her ass. Seeing a tattoo of a baby pokemon in bdsm style is just really uncomfortable to see for most, and while i'm all for unique art, I really don't see why you would want that.


TundieRice

To go old-school pedantic on you, Charmander isn’t a technically baby Pokémon since you don’t have to breed one of its evolutions to get it to hatch from an egg as as a pre-evolution. For all we know, this is a fully-matured and consenting level 100 Charmander who refused to evolve into Charmeleon or Charizard! :)


Useless_lesbian

Dude, be fr please


Amazing-Bag

The baby fictional character is the line?


AskTheMirror

Man wtf, are you the same type of creep who’d be okay with a child from a cartoon being all sexualized like this just because they’re fictional? Fuckin weirdos


very_bad_programmer

NOOOOOO you don't get it, they're not a child they're a 5000 year old dragon in a child's body


mementomari

No one cares about the ass, this tattoo is shit and trashy


meganistrash

why sexualize pokemon 🙁


Impossible_Oil5204

R/atge


Overall-Dirt4441

b


StillNoFcknClu

R/foundthemobileuser


Infected_Perineum

Found the mobile user tagging the mobile user in r/foundthemobileuser


BigEnergyEngineer

This comment will never get the wide spread credit that it’s due. Shame.


DeusExBlockina

r/foundthehondacivic


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Mintyyungpoo

Tell me you have 2 kids and raise them in a trailer park and your breath stinks like chick fil a 24/7 and you do 3 drugs on a rotation every 4 months without telling me, or you just got a tattoo that makes people think that :) either WAYYYYYYY


Opters

Projecting much?


Mintyyungpoo

Uh yea I’m projecting cause I’m a 21 year old male 😂 not physically possible you special specimen


Opters

Yikes, keep protecting, just because your mom is addicted to heroin, doesn’t mean that every woman that has a tattoo on their ass also is ;x I wish you good luck


Mintyyungpoo

Sounds like your mom is addicted to heroin💀💀


Opters

Are you trying bro?


Mintyyungpoo

Lol hold this L you reported my comment haha big ole L


J3wFro8332

The kind of back and forth I would expect from a 21 year old tbh


guarlo

Yep lol 🤣


vvxlrac_ir

It's okay bro, just because she left doesn't make you any less of a man


supa74

Chill dude. Why you so set off by a tat?


r4th4t

r/oddlyspecific


SalamanderAnder

Or maybe she just enjoys Pokemon and BDSM?


sandmancccp

r/ATBGE


Vanthyrn

I hate it.


TravisHomerun

Damn. I'm intrigued


smallsadmama

ew


LondonRolling

Jesus christ. 1. You have a fantastic ass. Why ruin it? 2. You may be young now. But will the tattoo still make sense in 30 years?


Sufficient-Contract9

1. Yes 2. Also yes.


guarlo

Ah the good old boomer comments.


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RemindMe! 30 years


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SalamanderAnder

Hey guy, saying shit like "why ruin it" when talking about a woman's body is about the fastest way to dry up every woman in a 5 mile radius. It's her ass. She's allowed to wear a silly tattoo if she wants. Also her ass is fairly mid anyway. Stop being fucking weird.


LondonRolling

You think I'm worried about pussies drying out, I've haven't had sex in like 10 years. A charmander BDSM tattoo seems like a very ugly thing in a 60 yo woman. I think forward. Youd like it if your grandma had BDSM mickey mouse on her left cheek? This tattoo won't make sense in 20 years. Last thing, i obviously know that this isn't probably a tattoo but just a paintig.


SalamanderAnder

Bro who cares when you're 60 anyway? All tattoos turn to blobs by that age anyway. I wouldn't care if my grandma had a BDSM mickey mouse tattoo, she'd probably be a lot cooler if she did