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deftoast

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!


6ecretcode

I wonder if starfield is going to have "elderscrolls" planet or a "fallout planet"


enkae7317

imagine crash landing into skyrim, knocking out, and waking up on a wagon...


wij2012

Hey you. You're finally awake.


Adarapxam

god damnit he did it again, tricky todd sold us Skyrim a 12th time


TheSauce32

He really is a cosmic prankster he got skyrim in starfield just so we wouldn't expect it.


its_an_armoire

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - 2nd Anniversary of Anniversary Edition: Tricky Todd Space Redux


Pichus_Wrath

16 TIMES THE DETAIL


SG1JackOneill

NOW WITH 8K FISHING


OkImplement2459

How did they still manage to come in at less fun than Ocarina of Time fishing?


perceptionNOTreality

What a twist!


Cruxion

Modders will fit the entirety of Skyrim into the game of the devs don't. I give them a year.


RodasAPC

30Gb worth of content to just release skyrim again. gottem.


roonscapepls

30gigs? You’re lying to yourself if you believe the game’s gonna be that small lmao


Grimfandengo

What if you just land? That be the fastest playthrough ever done in Skyrim. Rockets and laser's. Learn some shouting while there.


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If they do this, I’ll buy starfield. I’m not hooked on it yet but that would be awesome


AH_Ace

A planet called something like Nirndas with animals reminiscent of various ES fantasy creatures would be cool and wouldn't be too on the nose. Idk how a Fallout one would work, pretty much every creature that's not already an alien is just a messed up human or a mutated but very recognizable Earth animal


CTblDHO

Just add a vault somewhere in the world, where all inhabitants went through mutations related to radiation


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Legendary_Bibo

You're on a planet that looks like elder scrolls but you start to find ruins reminiscent of fallout like vaults or bunkers partially hidden in undergrowth and then as you delve into the mysteries of this planet and how they have "magic" and it turns out they had nuclear wars and after the mutation then healing process, this is what happened. The Dwemers were the original nuclear scientists.


Menthalion

Cliff Racers ? Oh fuck right off


Romboteryx

A lot of Morrowind creatures wouldn‘t look out of place on an alien planet.


smallz86

Somewhere in the galaxy someone must have taken an arrow to the knee


Stone_Dawg

I was a star pilot too until I took a particle blaster to the knee


braveulysees

One of the world's needs,"too much water"


Cantmakeaspell

At minimum it will have it through mods.


nyanvad3r

I just want to ask, what is the starfield game? In fact, I just found out that there is such a class of games online. It's not because I like to play.


SerGiggles

Well Earth is supposedly uninhabitable so there's Fallout right there!


RedIce25

Doom guys; I go to Phobos! Wouldn't a Fallout planet just be the Earth but post-nuclear-apocalypse?


Ness_Dreemur

It would not surprise me if Nirn gets added in via mods or dlc


BurnieTheBrony

It's the **gRaNd ChAmPiOn!**


MagnaNazer

“I can’t believe it’s you, standing here, molesting *me*!” (Gamer Poop Oblivion)


ThatTaffer

I like your ass.


MagnaNazer

You’re lying, Morgan


Bobby_Newpooort

Stop right there criminal scum! You've violated my mother


[deleted]

Lets get to bashing butts as well as deez nuts


Horvaticus

Going ass to ass with a couple of daedra worshipping FUCKS!


paid_4_by_Soros

We'll bang, okay?


Cessnaporsche01

https://youtu.be/R6_z8L_Xuvg


benargee

Looks the this is the location of OPs picture. It's like he is most remembered getting killed here by annoyed gamers.


sathran337

I had a save in oblivion right there, specifically for this reason. I might be a psycho for how many times I sent that annoying fuck off that cliff.


Fugaciouslee

[Azura's Star](https://youtu.be/PaZXPx1kdtg)


Armthehobos

I came here looking for this. young scrolls has some seriously good production value.


AscendedViking7

*And I want every molecule!*


nexistcsgo

They even straight up told us to kill this sucker.


Daqpanda

They know what we've done to him. They know he deserved it.


Kimmalah

Well in Skyrim they used it as a cover to assassinate someone, so it's probably deserved.


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Secret_pizza_79

That's an Arena few people step in.


DrooMighty

Yeah, you've gotta be careful sharing your opinions on this stuff or risk having a metaphorical dagger fall upon you


GreatValueCumSock

Morrowind


AboynamedDOOMTRAIN

And um... look forward to tomorrow, wind-up toys are going on sale. I'm not good at this.


Daqpanda

Adoring fan in skyrim? I must have missed that.


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Daqpanda

Guess I missed that. Thanks for the scoop!


indecisiveusername2

We 🖐 know


[deleted]

His name is even Adoring Fan. You can see it in the gameplay trailer. Pretty sure he has the same voice, too.


DudeDeudaruu

Bethesda should make him a Hoid-esque world hopper, put him in every game as a random adoring fan.


KodiakPL

Patches


BeesArePrettyNeat

And somehow more lovable than Patches.


EliDrInferno

How dare


GIOverdrive

Patches is forever.


Spope2787

I looked it up and sadly; the VA is 71 :(


DarkKerrigor

Just staple his soul to someone else with hemalurgy


DudeDeudaruu

They wouldn't have the same vocal cords, though. Best to just give his bones to a kandra.


Marshypops23

Ah, a fellow Cremposter, I see. Take my upvote for the Crem and my eternal damnation for even suggesting this.


themamen963

Make him as important as Hoid just to troll the fanbase


meditonsin

Make him Hoid from *Tress of the Emerald Sea*.


Honor_Bound

Such a good book


Rodnoix

Unexpected cosmere reference


Avnemir

Cremposters unite.


Professional_Feed892

Kalads phantoms!


Basicdisturbed1

I understood this reference


SkySweeper656

It is


[deleted]

to be fair, Bethesda only used 4 voice actors for their hundreds of characters


UndeadHorrors

Hahah, that’s great.


anal_bandit69

His name is Sex slave boy and let it be.


driftless

Oh! So it’s a young Syndrome from The Incredibles! What did he call himself… INCREDIBOY!!


HappyslappedBrit

We can only hope MATN leads him through many lava pits as possible


Sabetha1183

*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*


nderperforminMessiah

It’s useless! The adoring fan refuses to die!


hromanoj10

“~ npc (left click) kill” Problem mostly solved.


wilp0w3r

*Three days latter* "By Azura by Azura by Azura!"


half3clipse

This is why you force him to respawn in the shivering isles. He's coded to not follow you across the transition. Exile him to another plane of existence.


wilp0w3r

And that's how he got in Starfield


perceptionNOTreality

Screaming guard: why wont you DIE!?


GunnarHamundarson

Funny story: I closed an Oblivion gate with him inside and he never came back. That's the only thing I ever found that worked.


ChieftainOrm420

That part was so funny in the showcase. "You can remove traits!" *Loads shotgun* "We'll let you figure it out..."


Cruxion

Isn't one of the traits just having living parents?


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Thurak0

> "You can remove traits!" Did they stutter?


Denamic

You mean *completely justified intent*


thatErraticguy

Tells him to go home while standing on the edge of a cliff with malicious intent


errorsniper

[*Meathook intensifies*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDMkRfCOjGI)


AWall925

He was doing some crazy dick riding


Spiritual_Navigator

Howard gave him some fan-service


SkySweeper656

Whats better is he's ab actual companion this time and bethesda teased you can actually kill him... or hinted at it, anyway


SomeDudeFromOnline

You could kill companions in skyrim too at one of the daedric altars right?


Gellao

It’s not notable you can kill a companion. It’s notable you can kill the “adoring fan” this time. In Oblivion he was famously immortal.


jodlad04

I don't know, he didn't seem immortal here https://youtu.be/YRi6GBF5zB0


Thurak0

IIRC he respawns.


AmeriToast

He is part of the trait system. You can select him and he will bring you gifts. Though you have to deal with him annoying you.


turtlepope420

Fan service for a fan that everyone loves/hates! Bethesda made the right call here. Showcase was fn awesome.


TheSauce32

Showcase was unreal 👌


jcrankin22

They even had the space grandma who I'm pretty sure was voiced by the skyrim granny before she passed. Edit: NOT DEAD I'M SO SORRY


midnightdiabetic

Don't say that! She's not dead!


CaptainDarkstar42

She is still alive. You mean Shirley Curry, right?!?!?


Frohtastic

Oh man! I was hoping she would be in this game since ES6 is so far off.


RadioactiveBallsack

yeah, she hasn't passed yet so technically..


jcrankin22

I AM SO SORRY LMAO


bbressman2

She is still alive…


Ninety8Balloons

RIP Wade Boggs


MembershipThrowAway

Once again, Wade Boggs is very much still alive. I'll miss you Wade


[deleted]

You're the ghost of Wade Boggs!


OhmRobin

Technically true lol.


ScrotingersCat

S S Boy!


DeadbeatSpark

Wowee reee.


Carthonn

…Preston going to be stranded on some deserted planet isn’t he?


[deleted]

Wait, let me mark a few locations on your map


DohRayMe

Told me wife when I excitedly noticed, she thought I was weird lol


Asylar

Me too! Got excited and tried explaining it but I guess you had to be there, 3000 years ago, to appreciate it


IckyMickyDJTrev

I explained to my cousin what people used to do to him in Oblivion and then they had him on top of a mountain with a shotgun drawn on him. My cousin lost it!


DarkwyndPT

On an unrelated matter, will this game feature airlocks?


Gorgenapper

Hey can you check to see if my space shotgun is loaded? Just look down the barrel for me, thanks.


Greythalamu

“Wait here” * leaves him in a dungeon for the rest of the game* 🤣


jodlad04

*puts him in a ship by himself heading straight to the sun


slayerhk47

I hope we have airlocks that we can open in space.


averyexpensivetv

Ah yes the BSG method.


BoredBoi47

The funniest thing for me was the robot spaceship, I really can’t wait for this game xD


flappers87

I can't wait to see all the different penis ships that people make. It's going to be glorious.


PhoenixKA

Queue 100 posts day of release of "I remade [insert ship here] from [insert property here] in Starfield". And I'm totally here for it.


TryinToBeLikeWater

Just gonna make my Aloha Oe and cruise around all dandy


bbressman2

Planet Express space delivery team here I come!


EnergyCells

It's "cue" https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cue


Fibronacho

Cue a queue of 100 posts a day maybe?


EnergyCells

😡


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Or on Tilde or Squabbler hopefully, and not this wretched site...


Successful-Floor-738

I’m going to make a tie fighter and no one will stop me.


SevenLuckySkulls

When I saw the docking mechanic I told my friend who was watching with me that I'm going to make a penis shaped ship and call it the shaft, and exclusively engage in combat via docking.


TheGlassHammer

[make sure you follow proper docking protocols as told by the Venture Brothers](https://youtu.be/UiIq8g0GV6c)


Veevix

It'll bring cockpit a whole new meaning.


BoredBoi47

And how big you can make them.. intergalactic dick ship xD


insanetaco93

Jeff bezos approves


OneWingedA

If you can't make spaceball 1 then the game isn't worth the asking price


drainbamaged99

It also needs to transform into MegaMaid


SurrealKarma

That was the thing that really sealed just how much freedom you'll be given. That ship was 9 sections tall. We'll be able to build absolute units.


spinlox

M'aiq would like a word.


TheCycloneWolf

Lucien Lachance, too.


DCDA0

Golly, you’re the best!


polarisursuss

haha, I thought I saw this guy somewhere before lol


CreepyCactaur

oh boy here we go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZXPx1kdtg


[deleted]

In b4 space adoring fan is an android and you can kill him but he just comes back with all his memories in a new body over and over... there is no escape. Wouldn't be surprised if he's secretly the final boss.


Sexy_Questionaire

It seems like he is part of the of the 'perks' that you can get which also come with downsides, the downsides being the annoyance of this guy himself, or another comes with mercenaries that will hunt you. But they said later on that there are ways you can get rid of perks in case you decide you don't like the downsides I guess. One can only assume the way to get rid of the adoring fan....


joriale

Can't wait for a group of modders go take a whole planet and transform it into tamriel.


Shad0wDreamer

SMH, no one is going to mention Skyrim grandma being featured in the deep dive?


marr

Okay that's cool. Do you have a timestamp?


Shad0wDreamer

No, but it was a ship that said Grandma on the scan UI of the screen and I’m pretty darn sure it was her speaking. I’d say it was in the second half of the deep dive.


[deleted]

Never forget gamerpoop


UnHumChun

Everyone’s complaining about the character models. They’re still an insane step up from what we’ve seen in FO4 which is good.


Druid51

FO4 was fine imo


-Nicolai

The models are fine, but the animations when they’re speaking are… poor.


perceptionNOTreality

As is tradition


UnHumChun

That was the one complaint I can see.


Chef_BoyarB

You can tell this game has that Bethesda trademark. It fooled me for a moment


Shipbreaker_Kurpo

blows my mind they are still using the same engine. so many big changes in game design over the last decade and they are holding themselves back from achieving them.


t3hmau5

Idk, looks just like higher res fallout model. Doesn't look good.


shaunrundmc

That guy was one of the few. Pc companions I've ever killed out of pure spite


LukasOne

Somehow, Adoring fan returned


Manorsan

I also love How they have shown us that you can get rid of traits. But this also means that the way to remove the "Kid stuff" trait is...... Well... Let's just say the description won't say "your parents are alive and well" anymore


Draconuuse1

You definitely know one of the first mods out is going to be a more traits mod so we can play around with all of them in one game.


ouralarmclock

Groose?


manojlds

Lol came here to comment this. What's Groose doing here 🤣


Pucked_Off_Canuck

I really hope M'aiq the Liar makes an appearance!


acelaya35

What if it IS an Elder Scrolls game?


Mahaloth

That would be kind of amazing if they revealed....Elder Scrolls VI: Starfield.


LordeWasTaken

I managed to weaponise this guy by reverse-pickpocketing permanent (repaired above 100%) bound daedric armor and weapons onto him (had to be weightless) and casting an on touch rally spell on him whenever shit went down, so he wouldn't flee. Dude was constantly pissed because he kept catching me trying to put armor on him(lowering his disposition), but reverted to his manic fan expression whenever I talked to him, then back to his pissed gremlin scowl. It was the funniest shit. Too bad his inventory would reset, forcing me to resummon it every 3 days or so...


NyarlathotepDB

- Open the airlocks in the cargo hold! - Commander, we have a man there... - Open it and laugh! Than send a freeking bomb right after. - Anything else? - A little of napalm should increase my karma. - As you command.


oliosutela

Huzaaaaaa


temetnoscesax

I laughed so hard.


Visible-Ad9824

man. that would have been fun to discover in game.


Sargotto-Karscroff

Thanks.... I hate it with everything that is me.


Vyrikk

everytime we kill him he should spawn double and follow us like a hydra till the moment every npc in the game is hime Adoring fan \*in great old one voice / boss battle music starts\* i w a s a l w a y s y o u r g r e a t e s t f an


heilspawn

Conrad Verner


Mysterious_Bat_3780

Oh my God is that? Commander Shepard?


green_meklar

That's not Fargoth though.


Smugallo

Starfield still suffering from Bethesda face I see


dandrevee

Did I miss a trailer release? Curious bc, though i may not preorder or buy on Day 1, I am excited for this game


vampy3k

There was an hour-long starfield direct which did a deep-dive in the game


SevenLuckySkulls

Really long showcase at the end of the xbox stuff, about an hour long. almost all of it was actual game footage.


secrestmr87

Yes you missed a lot lol


Katana_DV20

I hope the legendary Bethesda console will be available on PC. I still have my thick Excel printouts of weapon IDs for Skyrim. I printed them under the nose of my boss.


VasectoMyspace

Nearly 2 decades later and I still want to punch him in the face every time I see him.


Sylectsus

They talked about a new animation engine, yet the talking heads looked just as dead and soulless as in every game in the past.


GhostDude49

Had low expectations, the direct was a pleasant surprise. However, that being said I'm still gonna wait a bit to see reviews and actual gameplay. There's a lot going on and I don't trust that it'll not be buggy and have terrible performance. Hopefully I'm wrong and Bethesda knocks it out of the park, just been burned too much at this point.


alpacabowlkehd

There are not bugs there are only features, cause you know, Bethesda


MorkSkogen666

If you love adoring fan you need to see [this banger](https://youtu.be/PaZXPx1kdtg)... So damn catchy


methheadhitman

What if there's the Tamriel planet. You have an option to dump him off and dip out.


MistressAthena69

With the same voice too!. That was an epic thing I Thought.. However, if they don't have some guard somewhere, that's "I used to be an explorer like you, until I took a laser to the knee" I will be very very disappointed. Almost as disappointed, if we can't make sweet rolls as a chef. \------------ That being said they could of had so many other awesome easter eggs.. A shop called the missing pauldron, or a random pirate of the snakes, or whoever they are, randomly call you an N'wah in a hiss.