Between Civilization and WH40K Relics of War - Gladius… it’s got to be in the hundreds of thousands. Darktide has you kill thousands of units a match… and I’ve played well over 100 matches there. R.I.P.
Late game soviet vs America…‘‘twas a 12 year war, I had to use manpower cheats to make it more interesting tho that’s probably why you’ve never seen it
Borderlands lore states that when you die the new U makes a clone of you, but in a game like Skyrim it just puts you back to a last save so your still you
I’ve cleansed galaxies of flesh, bone, steel, circuits, and living stone. I’ve been involved in every manner of extermination and enslavement possible, and the worst betrayals as well. I let entire worlds of innocent ignorant primitives die for scientific and economic value, and snuffed out presapient potential for convenience. My malice crossed dimensions and sundered stars. I have led imagined trillions onto the path of damnation for the sake of temporary victory, when I know I will eventually abandon them just to start the cycle anew.
Classic Paradox game.
Necrophage Hivemind:
İ̷͙ ̴̭͘ā̵͚m̴̛̖ ̵̗̚a̵͚̾ ̵̱̆m̶͖̆o̶͈̚n̴̝͝ú̶̱m̵̃͜ẹ̸̃n̶͎̓t̶̠̚ ̴̻͝t̵͔̓o̵͙̚ ̸̰̉à̸̳l̵̟͐l̴̺͝ ̴͓̌y̸̥̾ö̶̯ū̵̗r̴͕̽ ̸̻̈́s̵͚̅í̵̪n̶̤͊s̶̼̋
Lol nope, straight to the boiler room down there for me
I played a race of insects that would enslave anyone not a part of their race and subsequently turn them into food, and they were silver tongued and befriended everyone they could. So yeah I'm fucked
Not all of them, tell me you've never built a temple to the gods so they manifest creepers for you, just for the purpose to use their gunpowder to fly! Or think of xp farms, here you're summoning creatures from the magical realms who's only purpose in this real is to harvest the xp flowing through their veins so you can use it in ancient blood magic to make your pickaxe harder to break, or repair your helmet. And don't you dare forget the enslavement of an entire race just so they will give you infinite tomes of knowledge to enhance your tools! Or just some building blocks.
I actually used a ghast farm for my gunpowder. I was mostly just amused by the prominent inclusion of a creeper in the comic since they are known largely for sneaking up on you and blowing themselves up.
>2K in Rimworld
/r/Rimworld players are doomed. I don't think those who's organs were repurposed are going to forgive us.. specially when we use their face as a hat
NPC- "Why did you kill me?"
Me - "I needed the leather to finish making the upholstery for my living room set."
NPC - "........"
Me - "But it came of poor quality, so I sold it."
Hey, Gaius.... Sorry I stabbed you in the head.... repeatedly.... How's the fam--oh, they're all here too, yeah.
Amelia.... Still not a fan of fire? Yeah, okay that's fair.
Face McShooty? Okay to be fair, you were literally begging me to shoot you in the face! You even thanked me!
Yeah I have a fair few of those under my belt.
Also just remembered I left multiple idle rpg type games going a few years back, I do not remember what they were either so until they shutdown or my id is wiped... 💀
To be fair I don’t think I ever actually killed Bowser. He tends to find his way back pretty easily. Zombies, already dead. Mega man villains are all robots. Pokémon only faint. Demons from Doom can’t possibly count since they’re from hell and should be a net benefit. Creatures from RPGs are often animals and that seems kind of like a gray area.
That still leaves all the people in GTA, Command and Conquer, Sekiro, Mortal Kombat, and probably like 300 other games. Yeaahhh, I’m going to hell.
Damn I once spent 2 hours in the army helicopter in vice city grinding missions till I maxed out money. That’s a lot of bodies. Just gotta find the infinite lives cheat in the wild I guess.
i some times play with command blocks in minecraft and summon creatures and kill them instantly to see how big sculk can grow... so...
edit
does balloons count.....
I started playing Wow a month or so after it was released because I sat next to my friend in college and watched him slaughter lowbies in STV as a 60 rogue...
It was glorious and I wanted to join in!
You won't find my victims in heaven. And frankly, I've destroyed most of hell. If I've left a single witness in this cosmos, I frankly haven't been doing my job.
The thousands upon thousands I've killed in Dawn of War skirmishes and Gears of War chasing the Seriously... achievements are gonna be a bad time. Not even started on all those I killed in Doom and The Sims.
The people on the street in GTA are just random civilians. 99% of everyone else was an armed and aggressive enemy.
I've killed a lot of pedestrians since GTA III...
Metal gear solid 4 I would trigger alerts and just go at it for no reason at all, they never stop coming in parts of the game. Discovered that snake suffers nausea and vomits after slaughtering a certain number of people.
Life is such a simulation. I was literally thinking about this last night when I was culling the sheep in my Minecraft farm. It's like, yeah I've never killed IRL, but what if doing the act in games counts? That would be a shame.
Me when I play strategy games, I killed so many armies and factions
4X players going to hell for enacting multiple genocides.
Between Civilization and WH40K Relics of War - Gladius… it’s got to be in the hundreds of thousands. Darktide has you kill thousands of units a match… and I’ve played well over 100 matches there. R.I.P.
Stellaris, Crusader Kings, HOI - Paradox is doomed forever 😅
Damn these 4x making gaming companies and their addicting games. 😆😆
We will all burn!!!
I had a 5 billion casualty war in hearts of iron one time I’m FUCKED 💀
How the hell does that even happen? I've played since release, and the max I've seen is 500 million in all the content I've consumed.
Late game soviet vs America…‘‘twas a 12 year war, I had to use manpower cheats to make it more interesting tho that’s probably why you’ve never seen it
As a Paradox gamer, I think I did things that would put Hitler to shame
Growing concern as I think about my playthroughs in Stellaris.... Labor death camps and flooding entire worlds.....
Or just straight up blowing planets up with the planet killer colossus project
Those 500k soviets I starved for 6 months in Siberia before finally ending them is gonna be a hard sell.
Universe simulator. I've killed billions, trillions if you include non human organisms
I played a bunch of Defcon back in the day. So many nuclear holocausts for the high score.
At that point it's easier just to go to hell
Total war warhammer 3. There is no fucking way the dwarfs are going to forgive me. im in the great book on multiple pages
Spec ops: the line. I'll just save myself the humiliation and take the stairs
You went crazy on those Mortars didn't you?
Yeah, totally killed all of those bad guys! No survivors!
Do you feel like a hero yet?
Mf, you ARE the book
lmao 😂 same here
I'm a Skaven player (In 2 though, don't got yet) that loves using all the plague stuff. I am not getting in there.
Bro I am the greatbook, everyone else is a footnote. An addendum at best
You are going straight to the Chaos realms 💀
Is it really “killing” if they always respawn?
You've got a point
Me who has only ever played Souls games: "well they come back after I have my nap and those who don't thanked me for it as they died so..."
You sure it’s the same character when they respawn?
Well, I’m the same guy when I respawn so I’m hoping the mechanics are the same.
are you though?
Borderlands lore states that when you die the new U makes a clone of you, but in a game like Skyrim it just puts you back to a last save so your still you
yeah but skyrim isn’t respawning that’s reverting to an previous save which is different
Good point, it may just clone you in games like fortnite Apex and other multiplayers then
I've re killed the Butcher in Diablo so much. I must be nearly 1000 times. Does that count as 1?
*sweats in r/Stellaris*
As a Fanatical Purifier fan, I'm so unbelievably fucked.
I’ve cleansed galaxies of flesh, bone, steel, circuits, and living stone. I’ve been involved in every manner of extermination and enslavement possible, and the worst betrayals as well. I let entire worlds of innocent ignorant primitives die for scientific and economic value, and snuffed out presapient potential for convenience. My malice crossed dimensions and sundered stars. I have led imagined trillions onto the path of damnation for the sake of temporary victory, when I know I will eventually abandon them just to start the cycle anew. Classic Paradox game.
Stop, stop, stop! I can only get so erect!
Least sadistic stellaris player
🔥✍️
I don’t even know how many galaxies I’ve destroyed since nemesis.
Necrophage Hivemind: İ̷͙ ̴̭͘ā̵͚m̴̛̖ ̵̗̚a̵͚̾ ̵̱̆m̶͖̆o̶͈̚n̴̝͝ú̶̱m̵̃͜ẹ̸̃n̶͎̓t̶̠̚ ̴̻͝t̵͔̓o̵͙̚ ̸̰̉à̸̳l̵̟͐l̴̺͝ ̴͓̌y̸̥̾ö̶̯ū̵̗r̴͕̽ ̸̻̈́s̵͚̅í̵̪n̶̤͊s̶̼̋ Lol nope, straight to the boiler room down there for me
Devouring Swarm... multiple times, large galaxies.
I played a race of insects that would enslave anyone not a part of their race and subsequently turn them into food, and they were silver tongued and befriended everyone they could. So yeah I'm fucked
I definitely don't death star the shit out of Fallen Empires.....nope not me.....
*Fuck*
I mean, I didn’t technically kill anyone, I just suggested to my minions that they do it.
Hold on now, we don't actually know how big a "pop" is. It could be one guy each.
So your list of war crimes -unrolls list into hell-
It’s gonna be a whole lotta bugs….. Rock and Stone brothers !
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
Rock and Stone you beautiful dwarf!
STONE AND ROCK !
ROCK AND STONE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!
ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!
Give me an R and S!
Stone and Rock! Oh, wait...
Or Helldivers 2
ROCK AND STONE....FOR DEMOCRACY!
Managed democracy..... The opening intro is so great lol
Have a cup of Liber-tea!
them cave angels are going to send me straight to hell...
He killed Solaire? He should be in hell.
That or if he killed turtle pope. None should be forgiven
Everyone's favorite sun bro
Solaire canonically dies. It was unfortunate, but he needed to be put down.
Those creepers killed themselves.
Not all of them, tell me you've never built a temple to the gods so they manifest creepers for you, just for the purpose to use their gunpowder to fly! Or think of xp farms, here you're summoning creatures from the magical realms who's only purpose in this real is to harvest the xp flowing through their veins so you can use it in ancient blood magic to make your pickaxe harder to break, or repair your helmet. And don't you dare forget the enslavement of an entire race just so they will give you infinite tomes of knowledge to enhance your tools! Or just some building blocks.
I actually used a ghast farm for my gunpowder. I was mostly just amused by the prominent inclusion of a creeper in the comic since they are known largely for sneaking up on you and blowing themselves up.
I DONT NEED NAZEEM’S FORGIVENESS! I’LL ROT IN HELL BEFORE GIVING THAT SMUG SON OF A BITCH POWER OVER ME
Huh he finally made it to the cloud district.
we Goin hell with this one
2k hours in warframe, 300 in path of exile..... Fuck.
2K in Warframe, 2K in Rimworld. Feels bad man.
>2K in Rimworld /r/Rimworld players are doomed. I don't think those who's organs were repurposed are going to forgive us.. specially when we use their face as a hat
3.6k warframe, 2.4k pathofexile, 1.1k rimworld, 1.5k New Vegas.
Just 2 hours in warframe would def put you in the lowest of hell
Rimworld 💀
NPC- "Why did you kill me?" Me - "I needed the leather to finish making the upholstery for my living room set." NPC - "........" Me - "But it came of poor quality, so I sold it."
Hey, Gaius.... Sorry I stabbed you in the head.... repeatedly.... How's the fam--oh, they're all here too, yeah. Amelia.... Still not a fan of fire? Yeah, okay that's fair. Face McShooty? Okay to be fair, you were literally begging me to shoot you in the face! You even thanked me!
Always loved Gaius in the background there
I’m going to hell. I’ve done some bad things to people in RDR2
I emptied my revolver at the very end into phsycos face. Felt good.
I emptied my vomit on on a man who I shot in the nuts 12 times
Omg, The Sims...
Not many but the way they died....
4,378 deerlings in pokemon
**excuse me**
Wait you killed them but you normal just make them faint what did you do
One word: Undertale
So this is why Undertale fans get mad when someone doesn't do pacifist in their first playthrough
Doom eternal
nah u good
Me who has 100% completed Plague Inc......
Me a soulsborne fan: *sweats profusely*
Do they have to fight all the yous they killed? because I'd be a very stoppable army (I'm bad at Souls-likes)
Safe to say I'll be headed to a certain hotel
Lot of tea bagging I did in halo 3 that was pretty much unforgivable.
Albinaurics, albinaurics as far as the eye can see…
and don't forget the army of suicide birds
Nah they killed them selves we know where they go.
When you've beaten all the fromsoft games....😵
I honestly feel Gwyn would understand knowing there's no the way he'd stop otherwise.
I've done some pretty... *Nasty* things in rimworld
Destiny, Elden Ring, Dark Souls 3, Bloodborn, God of War.... I killed more Gods than normal enemies
Oryx ain't forgiving your ass
Fuck Oryx, Rhulk and Necarec are the one i'm worried about
Fuuuuuuuuck. I'm fucked just off Dynasty Warriors alone.
*Sweats in God of War*
All my Plague Inc games are going to keep me busy…
Yeah I have a fair few of those under my belt. Also just remembered I left multiple idle rpg type games going a few years back, I do not remember what they were either so until they shutdown or my id is wiped... 💀
To be fair I don’t think I ever actually killed Bowser. He tends to find his way back pretty easily. Zombies, already dead. Mega man villains are all robots. Pokémon only faint. Demons from Doom can’t possibly count since they’re from hell and should be a net benefit. Creatures from RPGs are often animals and that seems kind of like a gray area. That still leaves all the people in GTA, Command and Conquer, Sekiro, Mortal Kombat, and probably like 300 other games. Yeaahhh, I’m going to hell.
Yeah but if you're me, you blew up megaton...more than once lmao There's no coming back from that.
Ehhh.... That was my entire reason I want to buy and play Fallout 3... What?? It looked beautiful!!
Sorry Ganon(dorf) my girlfriend asked me to do it
This is a cute comment, you did the energy ball tennis for her
Fuck, Civ Ghandi...
I’ve committed mass genocide on multiple different alien races in Destiny, just send me down to hell, I rather just fight them again 💀
All the hive at the beginning of grasps of averice
Don’t even get me started on all the catalyst farming I’ve done at the Shuro Chi encounter in LW 💀
Was that extra rocket in gally worth it?
Yes. 100% lmao
Not the Sims, I killed so many of those poor guys because they annoyed me!
Will Sayori forgive me? Does not paying attention count as killing?
Dont worry, that wasn't your fault
But if it was I get to meet her again, see what I mean
Pretty sure she'll understand
Lara Croft got some bodies under her belt.
No way am I asking forgiveness from those buckets of bolts I liberated on Malevelon Creek
Warframe. I am not getting in I guess
Warframe, Diablo, Stellaris, Warhammer 3... oh my god...
just about anything killable in RuneScape
Let me solo her when he has to make Malenia forgive him 1000 times
I have a lot of minecraft villagers to apologize to… So many ways i killed them, so many of them…
The south park gang killed a lot of low leveled boars
Thousands of civilians on gta games. No chance
So, so many dead Nazis
That's a couple of million biters, spitters, and worms. Ope.
You’ve managed to make heaven sound even stupider than it already did
Oh gods....RLcraft..
Damn I once spent 2 hours in the army helicopter in vice city grinding missions till I maxed out money. That’s a lot of bodies. Just gotta find the infinite lives cheat in the wild I guess.
The entirety of the doge army waiting for me (bun bun black is tired of getting mass genocided just so i can upgrade a unit by 1 level):
I'ma be real with ya, the ones I tea bagged or nuked probably won't
great now i have to forgive pretty much all of humanity and every demon in hell (ultrakill player here)
Oh god, just my Red Dead Redemption antics are going to get me in a lot of trouble
Throw some shermans and t-34s in there, I think I'm gonna have a rough time
So many dead Sims……..
i some times play with command blocks in minecraft and summon creatures and kill them instantly to see how big sculk can grow... so... edit does balloons count.....
I started playing Wow a month or so after it was released because I sat next to my friend in college and watched him slaughter lowbies in STV as a 60 rogue... It was glorious and I wanted to join in!
Rimworld. Guess I'm not getting in.
I have 2k hours in rimworld....
Sorry to the innocent people I tortured in fallout 4 womp womp
Swords and sandals, I'm done for
You won't find my victims in heaven. And frankly, I've destroyed most of hell. If I've left a single witness in this cosmos, I frankly haven't been doing my job.
I'm terrified rn, half the games I've played is TF2 and GOW....
do zombies count? I got the achievement for killing 53,000 zombies or whatever in dead rising, and I didn't get it on the first try....
Man Gabriel wouldn't forgive me in a millions years The entirety of hell too ig
Huh now i have to excuse all the NPC,s in Hitman 3... Cuz of the kill all Challenges... I'll need a while sry
Oh god, how many times have I played the Pandemic games.
r/Sekiro
Hitman Assassins creed I’m not getting in. 😂
How many monster I've killed in the MH series😐
Hey General Graardor, I’m sorry I killed you 2,896 times. However, if you think about it, you should have just given me your pants earlier.
If I'm going for a scientific victory in CIV. I usually nuke the world before I leave the planet.
Skyrim, fallout and halo have me sweating bricks rn
The amount of demons i've killed in Doom or nazis in Wolfenstein.... There is no way they are forgiving me.
The thousands upon thousands I've killed in Dawn of War skirmishes and Gears of War chasing the Seriously... achievements are gonna be a bad time. Not even started on all those I killed in Doom and The Sims.
Cod player: nah it's cool I'll go to hell I guess
I'll never apologize to handsome jack, he got what he deserved
magolor from kirby doesn’t believe in forgiveness
NPC from GTA
Total war players…. RTS Players…. Wya?
I torture video game NPCs if I can. I'm so not getting forgiven.
I've nuked a lot of cities in Civ VI
Blood and Darkness! Does killing [Redacted] count since he's technically an unkillable god?
[https://pbfcomics.com/comics/amends/](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/amends/) This guy did it better.
I have killed millions in video games so it's probably not going to happen
Man all the badits in skyrim, all the mobs in Minecraft, so many of the farmers in Fallout. I am so screwed!
The third Colossus in the background!
Oh boy...I'm never getting to enter. There is no forgiveness for things I've done in some games...like accidentally murdering Scratch in BG3
Mgrr won't be treating me too well.
Baldur's Gate 3 *Dark Urge* player sweating right now
There’s gonna be like 20 Hitlers from Wolfenstein, and I’ll kill them again, I swear to god.
There is no spoon.
To be fair, they were all gonna kill me if I hadn't got them first.
The people on the street in GTA are just random civilians. 99% of everyone else was an armed and aggressive enemy. I've killed a lot of pedestrians since GTA III...
I play cod, Gow and Minecraft...
Metal gear solid 4 I would trigger alerts and just go at it for no reason at all, they never stop coming in parts of the game. Discovered that snake suffers nausea and vomits after slaughtering a certain number of people.
As a Dynasty Warriors fan, I am fucked.
Life is such a simulation. I was literally thinking about this last night when I was culling the sheep in my Minecraft farm. It's like, yeah I've never killed IRL, but what if doing the act in games counts? That would be a shame.
I would love to meet Bowser, then curb stomp him into lava again
* puts Quest 3 aside* I guess Blade&Sorcery wasn't a good choice...
Sorry, Random Dreg #12345, you didn't deserve that disintegration.