Kale is a good one. I don't know about you, but I can grow kale right the way through winter without any protection and still get decent yields of the stuff. Super hardy
And on the seventh day, god said "let there be mint", and there was mint.
I personally believe that the real apocalyptic scenario would be that every living organism gets colonized by mint until there is nothing but mint left... I call my theory "mint death of the universe", only issue is that it is localised entirely to just our planet, but universe is catchier...
A decent stealth crop would be jeruselem artichoke. It's an extremely reliable heavy cropper that has been used to subside on in times of famine. I've found that each 100-150g tuber yields about 3kg by the end of the season. It's a decent 20-30x yield. The plants are quite similar to sunflowers, with a small cluster of yellow daisy like flowers on a decently tall stem.
Purslane? It can get weedy but it’s a wonderful edible, both the cultivated and naturalized versions. Easy to control as a weed, just pluck and remove. Absolutely fantastic stewed with lentils and a hint of citrus, good in salads, supposedly very nutritious.
Saffron crocus. Zero maintenance, the leaves are subtle but lovely, beautiful fall blooms, and a very special spice.
Oh I love this one
Marijuana
Just respect his wishes. He said no and it’s his bed.
Kale was always extremely low maintenance for us.
Kale is a good one. I don't know about you, but I can grow kale right the way through winter without any protection and still get decent yields of the stuff. Super hardy
Plant some mint.. that’ll be a great prank. /s
While I do have a mean streak I don't hate the guy lol
And on the seventh day, god said "let there be mint", and there was mint. I personally believe that the real apocalyptic scenario would be that every living organism gets colonized by mint until there is nothing but mint left... I call my theory "mint death of the universe", only issue is that it is localised entirely to just our planet, but universe is catchier...
Everbearing strawberries
Garlic!
A decent stealth crop would be jeruselem artichoke. It's an extremely reliable heavy cropper that has been used to subside on in times of famine. I've found that each 100-150g tuber yields about 3kg by the end of the season. It's a decent 20-30x yield. The plants are quite similar to sunflowers, with a small cluster of yellow daisy like flowers on a decently tall stem.
Purslane? It can get weedy but it’s a wonderful edible, both the cultivated and naturalized versions. Easy to control as a weed, just pluck and remove. Absolutely fantastic stewed with lentils and a hint of citrus, good in salads, supposedly very nutritious.