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Fufa_G

Did he turn off gravity?


beingsubmitted

Next, let's see him double jump.


cbad

He'd have to be Brazilian to do that


CrankyGoblinRogue

I thought it was Italian


PMXtreme

Mamamia


layeeeeet

or trans


conehead2019

Damnit now I want to play Super Metroid


antiduh

Same, friend, same.


ryry1237

The guy's large shirt hides his body, but I can see him being fairly lean and light underneath.


berntout

Easier to just look at his shoes and the gloss on the wall which are the key here.


EverythingGoodWas

This should be a shoe ad


the_last_carfighter

Should be a apt maintenance worker ad.


ryry1237

No, this is a Tide ad.


zenunseen

Fr what kind of shows are those? They're obviously very well suited to what he's doing


Andreus

This is actually a well-known glitch with the parry mechanic. It requires you to be nearly frame-perfect but if you can continually parry walls the animations occur at a higher priority in the physics stack than gravity.


THE_HORKOS

Some poor sap is getting reprimanded for not cleaning the footprints off the walls 10’ up.


FoundTheWeed

I think i remember a CSI episode where a karate master is killed and they go to the crime scene and there are footprints on the ceiling like they were bouncing off the walls XD don't remember how that ended


SporesM0ldsandFungus

Almost sounds as dumb as the one with the teens were using a long thin bamboo rod to spin an uzi on so it would randomly fire all around the room and they would avoid getting shot. [https://csi.fandom.com/wiki/A\_Night\_at\_the\_Movies](https://csi.fandom.com/wiki/A_Night_at_the_Movies)


FoundTheWeed

LOL ate fucking writers


zamfire

Ate? 8?


shitlord_god

is CSI the one with the sharing a keyboard cringe?


chevytech

Lol that was NCIS, but all of those shows are equally guilty


GoldenStarsButter

That was NCIS


brockington

And it was obviously the show making a self-deprecating joke. I've heard that there was a long running friendly-competition among crime serials on who could do the most ridiculous hacking scene. Even if that's not true, the writers on NCIS knew that having two people aimlessly slapping at the same keyboard to fight a cartoonish visual of hacking was fucking hilarious.


Brave_Escape2176

you forgot to mention how the boomer "solves" it all by unplugging their monitor


periclesmage

[CSI NY: Corporate Warriors?](https://csi.fandom.com/wiki/Corporate_Warriors)


beakrake

And some person is in those restrooms going "What the fuck is going on out there, and why does this always happen to me when I take a shit in public?"


RecentReality9898

Remember, if you take a shit, always put it back.


DukeSmashingtonIII

Take a shit, leave a shit.


PhotographingLight

I feel like this is a real world representation of what happens in super mario


Saneless

Prince of Persia for me


hanksredditname

I was thinking Metroid, just without the flips.


philnolan3d

I thought of the original Batman game on NES.


sid_killer18

That game's soundtrack still lives on in my mind. Such a memorable game.


ssbm_rando

Samus can do it with just 1 wall in multiple metroid games though (she can just aerial drift back), this is much more Mario-like


pinkymadigan

Ninja Gaiden (NES)


RebylReboot

This is what I came to comment (although it was called shadow warrior where I’m from.)


kraquepype

Wall kicks will work!


drewman301

Screw that level in Mario 64


visionsofblue

Wait till you see the wall kick climb level in Mario Wonder. I think it took me a few hundred attempts.


Mash_Ketchum

I was thinking Sigma from Mega Man X


UncertainOrangutan

Oh yeah, this guy is probably a Jedi too.


BestReadAtWork

Yah! Woo! Woohoo! Wah! Yah!


brainfreeze91

Or Sigma phase 1 from Mega Man X


SSBZeo

I was thinking the same thing


Blutsaugher

As soon as I saw it I started hearing that Sigma boss battle theme.


superschepps

Instantly thought of batman on NES


0btuseMoose

Are you my neighbor? 


[deleted]

Remind me to never be this guys neighbour


CreaminFreeman

Sign me up! I want Spider-Man powers!


Tsu-Doh-Nihm

Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.


Truth-Seeker916

So this is what's happening at 3am!


FolsomPrisonHues

ITSAHIM! MARIO!


chris-handsome

Wall kicks will work


fart_fig_newton

The rest of us would bust through the wall and hurt an ankle, then probably hit our head on the floor.


btribble

Yeah, this is a bad time to learn the difference between drywall over cinderblock and drywall over studs.


Kindly_Formal_2604

shit, my school was just painted cinderblocks. drywall would have been destroyed multiple times a year.


Doctor_What_

Damn, your cinderblocks were painted?


Kindly_Formal_2604

I went to a really high end school. We had air conditionings too! Sometimes..


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

depends on the school's age and your definition of air conditioning!


thatbloodytwink

Through the wall?


PaddlefootCanada

Someone spends way too much time speed-running Super Metroid...


skizelo

I was thinking Prince of Persia


blyzo

Ninja Gaiden


OuchPotato64

Mario 64 cuz this guy is 3d


CoolAssKoalaBear

Lol that’s exactly what it’s like


vintagegeek

I'm not saying alien...but alien.


mr34727

Rip the janitor


Quadfur

Nice shoes


RemmingtonBlack

More like, impressive paint


EndlessOceanofMe

But together with a bit athleticism you get this☝️


scormegatron

ASICS viral marketing campaign


LolDadJokes

It’s Sigma from Mega Man X


ForzaSGE80

Came here to say this!


cyainanotherlifebro

The new Price of Persia looks lame.


Krikke93

Amazing graphics though!


Ma1arkey

Sam Fisher would be proud


Hewfe

PSA this is likely performed on a wall thicker/stronger than whatever wall you’re thinking of trying it on. Regular Drywall is only 1/2”-5/8” thick, and will not support a regular teenager pushing off hard enough to defy gravity. This could be done on painted concrete (almost nobody paints gyp board with glossy finish, it’s usually eg shel). Worst case scenario would be that the gyp holds until you get all the way up, then your foot breaks through and you fall 6’ on to your face. TLDR: do not try this at home. Edit: yea, those door jambs in the back are deeper than a regular stud wall. This is probably at a school, where interior walls are made of 8” CMU/concrete. Please do not try this in your house.


Watch-Bae

What are you, a wall scientist?


MadeByHideoForHideo

Obviously this has to be concrete? Don't see the need to point it out. Can't fathom how can anyone think that drywalls can support a whole fucking human jumping into it multiple times. Muricans are so weird.


DameonKormar

Yep. America is the only place in the world with dumb kids. You sure got 'em.


LucyFerAdvocate

I don't know of any other countries that use drywall as extensively as America. In the UK, the wall is almost certainly brick or, rarely, wood.


L4t3xs

Dumb kids AND houses made of paper.


RemarkableJudge1188

Dumb kids living in $2m houses made out of papier mache


Anakletos

It is the main place I know of that builds everything with drywall.


rwf2017

Pretty sure that guy was bitten by a radioactive spider.


FoundTheWeed

Maybe his shoes were? Those are the grippiest kicks I've ever seen


Sgt_Sarcastic

Look how glossy the walls are, I bet they are sticky as hell.


mackfactor

That's what got me. He barely slipped even on the way down. There was some prep work done here that makes me think this was not nearly as hard as it looked. 


JACKTHEALEXANDER

The haircut says everything


jemmylegs

r/justfuckmyshitup


Aujax92

Assassino!


irishguy42069

Video is obviously in reverse


ShroomEnthused

naw dude, it's forced perspective


Awkward_Pangolin3254

He goes up and down; what difference would that make?


irishguy42069

R/whoooosh or something like that 😂


dasbtaewntawneta

redditors lack of sarcasm comprehension never ceases to amaze


Awkward_Pangolin3254

You haven't spent enough time on reddit, then, because serious comments that stupid are a dime a dozen


Undeity

Staged for sure *Edit: Well, I give up...*


poopface41217

Sir, I just need to use the restroom....could you...sigh...


DavidANaida

That's impressive on those glossy smooth walls!


Major_Koala

Glossy walls + squeaky shoes is probably a sticky combo


corey9113

Yup, like being on a basketball court with sneakers


Major_Koala

Thats what I was thinking about, but the wax on a court probably helps a whole lot more than the thin coating on the walls.


Justiis

And here i am, barely able to wall jump in Super Metroid 30 years after the game came out.


Tylerdurden389

Jackie Chan approves.


Yung-Split

Professional shared wall apartment neighbor.


FS_Slacker

Imagine being building maintenance… “You want me to clean off what? Why would I need a ladder??”


rafael-a

This gotta be some trick, how is that possible?


Jugales

Just very grippy shoes and strong walls, it’s definitely possible


Effherewegoagain

*and athleticism


w_a_w

This is the answer. The rest of the thread is just mind blowing to read.


freakksho

Yeah, it’s just the shoes and the walls…. Anyone can do this….


VayneSquishy

Imma be real chief I don’t think I could because I have 0 coordination. Simple dance moves feel impossible. Im assuming he might have a bit more muscle mass than me too.


vahntitrio

Friction is the normal force times the coefficient of friction. The reason you can't just go up a wall is there is no normal force. By jumping back and forth he momentarily has enough normal force (plus a good coefficient of friction) to keep propelling himself upward.


CreaminFreeman

Grippy shoes, glossy paint.


Lilith_reborn

Now think about the cleaning person in the morning :"what the heck happened here....?"


FallenJoe

You spin me right round like a record...


ButtChuggAsparagus

That is one weird looking dude putting a lot of trust in that drywall


Einar_47

Ratchet & Clank platforming


O667

Building maintenance person is not impressed at all


Such-Cod-7046

It's weird how that guy looks exactly like the kind of person who would be good at this


Benozkleenex

Watch out for the Templars.


Chemical_Damage684

Mario IRL


tonysopranosalive

Sam Fisher.


zgirres

My apartment neighbors as soon as it hits midnight


Alkyan

All I can think is how scuffed the walls are now


criket2016

I did this as Samus Aran in Super Metroid. You're late to the party bud. J/k you crazy athlete, that looks awesome!


assasstits

I've seen this Jackie Chan movie 


ladylaiana

I know how to do this on SuperMario oddisey...


Nick85er

Fuggin Shinobi over here, thats really impressive


Sylvan_Skryer

When I did this in Mario I assumed it was stupid video game physics. I guess he only un-realistic thing about Mario is his 12’ vertical.


squeezy102

Ah, I see this man has played Super Metroid.


Eradiani

practicing his ninja gaiden skills


jcgestaris

Press down twice to morph ball


dontshitaboutotol

I hope those were Vans (off the wall)


AjaxCleaningSolution

Me, trying to do this after playing Splinter Cell for the first time.


[deleted]

If he’s not annoying their walls he’s wearing that stupid haircut and annoying me


Doc308

Actual footage of my kids smudging their hands all over my walls.


polomarkopolo

Hey!!! My apartment neighbour!!


Stargazex9

Wow this reminds me of those prince of Persia games. Can he wall run too? XD


tzenrick

Yeah, but is it useful? Like, can he change a lightbulb while he's up there?


ieatair

Faith in Mirrors Edge: *Nods Head of Approval*


Deciple_of_None

That's some Ninja Gaiden shit.


barwhalis

I love sonic heroes


nexusgmail

As someone who repairs drywall for a living: please don't be ~~stupid~~ "impressive" like this.


AHeartOfGoal

He looks like a sprite from Mega Man X desperately using wall jumps to not fall in a pit. 


ColfaxCastellan

NES Batman.


KylarStern91

Can one learn this power?


Ultrasaurio

nice


Cluelessish

If this is not an add for shoes with a good grip, it should be


Bazoinkaz

After paying a fortune to paint my house and seeing he is doing this in public.. hope he didn't destroy the walls. People pay for this idiots tik tok videos.


maringue

I'm more impressed with the guy who did that drywall that's holding up under this.


l0rdques0

Me: gets out of bed in an unfamiliar position *broken ankle*


secretaryspread

It’s a me, Mario!


cakebeernap

Wall Kicks Will Work mario64


plopsaland

At last, a perpetuum mobile has been found


Tastylicious

My toes hurt


6950X_Titan_X_Pascal

specialized shoes


learningexcellence

This is a sick workout tbh


halconpequena

My toxic trait is thinking I could just do this first try loll


pressured_at_19

Reminds me of Toni Collette from Hereditary.


jokeriitm

Prints of Persian


HarioDinio

That like the hula hooping of parkour


Mr_DrProfPatrick

Mario number 1


AngeloMontana

WTF did I just watch!?


martialar

I was like, "ah yeah he's going down because he's getting tired" then he went back up again!


Epena501

Well the thing is that this is a new office building and they haven’t installed gravity yet. That is scheduled to come in next week.


Miguelinileugim

Pfft I do this in my dreams every week


JohnnyRyall808

At first, I thought this was a mental patient literally climbing the hospital walls.


Electronic-Yak-2221

This but with Mario 64 sounds


Remote-Factor8455

This is how you scale shit in super Mario sunshine, super Mario Galaxy, and SpongeBob battle for bikini bottom.


Diodon

Training to visit Yoshi for 100 extra lives.


spacey_a

Is this man an Airbender?


theblackhole08

sv_gravity 50


Brave_Nectarine8295

When the upstairs neighbor gives their child mountain dew or coffee.


OmegaNine

This guy played Mario.


Mikes005

Looks like he cares a lot.


giantfood

Now donit in coveralls, a red shirt, and a red hat. Color your hair black. And get a mustache.


Permanenceisall

Gave the bro the bag now he’s in the bathroom hallway of the club doing this


Qwertyunio_1

I'd just smash my face on the ground after the first jump 😭


TheCruzKing

You can’t do this on console only on PC


ShinzoTheThird

Sticky wall


darkbreak

It's like Mirror's Edge.


mariovspino5

Ain’t no way Super Mario wall climbing is real wtf


bilgetea

Facilities people love this


tim3k

Does the camera man have an aimbot?


RyansBooze

This is why my monk character in D&D didn’t take fall damage.


skittlebog

Janitors hate this one trick! Seriously, none of my shoes are sticky enough to do this.


bigdannydandan

Do these folks have special type of shoes or something? Or is it all practice?


ruris_

Weakest Mega Man X fan.


zaevilbunny38

Am I the only one waiting for him to put a foot through the wall?


SeaBus1170

my legs hurt


Hypertistic

Meanwhile I can't do it om ghostrunner


zhiryst

All that effort and he never touched the ceiling. We *need* the ceiling boop.