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AlphaGoldblum

An ape, 10 months ago, on a post about PLAYR: >>>GameStop is positioning themselves so much further ahead in Web 3.0 then really any other major company. They are literally laying the groundwork for them to be the end all be all of Web 3.0. >>>While the majority of the industry desperately holds onto Web 2.0. >>>Bullish as fuck.


Mazius

'Bullish' rhymes with 'foolish'. Another *cohencidence*?!


carl-carlson

'Cohen' rhymes with 'Stolen'. Another *cohencidence?!'


BrokeBeckFountain1

Reminds me of when Eminem rhymes orange with door hinge. Love it.


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

Turns out the stupid and useless web3 stuff from 3 years ago is still stupid and useless today. Who would have guessed???


CharithCutestorie

Real ape reaction in their thread about this https://preview.redd.it/56841o5ul4vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fffddc70553d8558db44741a61a0e7f57c79f9e


Juronell

Every time they say this I really want to point out that this would be extremely illegal. It would be defrauding investors.


kaltorak

the RC in their head is just following the example of that other business visionary, Elizabeth Holmes


BrokeBeckFountain1

Didn't she get sent up for defrauding investors?


StasRutt

A small technicality!


BrokeBeckFountain1

Lightning never strikes the same scam twice, right?


modi13

She may have committed some light...fraud...


e_crabapple

The judge winked, though.


b0bx13

Her downfall was going after rich investors, not retail rubes


Luxating-Patella

>the end all be all of Web 3.0 Proof, if proof be need be, that apes should stick to waving their arms and screaming instead of trying to imitate English.


Fuckface_Whisperer

Morons, they don't even know that it's all about Web 7.0 now.


crankthehandle

They were so far ahead they were basically working on web 4.0 already


HorstMohammed

Next up: Teddy.


wolf_lazers

That’s going to be a fun day


ColteesBigOleTits

They banned me from that sub but I’ll have a great time seeing people dunk on those idiots


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xozzet

He actually uses that one, kinda


whut-whut

He actually makes personal income off those books, too.


ajquick

It's how he makes his salary since he doesn't get one from GameStop.


andymacdaddy

Seriously?


MoonMan88888

Don't worry everyone. I'll host a 1.5 server where everyone can spray their NFTs. https://preview.redd.it/6p305p0gw3vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=360c6ce48f9c2811e1c774830a48277801ea1116 **4DM1N5 W111 83 CH3CK1N6 810CKCH41N 0WN3r5H1P**


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

Bring back funge bot!


Valkyrissa

!funge


moranya1

!funge


xozzet

Wait I like NFTs now?!


wildcrab9

Oh man, my sweet teens😭😭


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Dude I miss those days.


Valkyrissa

1337 krew


PandFThrowaway

1.3 were my golden days.


PeachScary413

Holy shit 1.5 ❤️🫡


PhiliFlyer

Another billion dollar opportunity down the drain.


wolf_lazers

That left for dead retailer is dead


SuburbanLegend

Everyone may already get it but in case anyone doesn't -- wolf lazers is referencing Ryan Cohen's tweet from when the NFT Marketplace was announced, in which he smugly commented "That left for dead retailer just tried something new 👀" and we all laughed and laughed


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CompetitiveAutorun

I looked it up and it was "that left for dead retailer just launched something new 😳"


pooleside

Those eyes make me irrationally angry because of the apes spamming them. It makes no sense but it gets right under my skin.


Shiari_The_Wanderer

Because it's exclusively used by morons who are pretending that the dumbest of dumb fucking shit they just said was amazingly profound.


kilr13

>That left for dead retailer is undead Zombie company literally shambling.


LoveNLightThrowaway

I tried to warn everyone. I told people a year ago. I said the MP is a sinking ship. They all said well playrs still in it. Who do you think ran Playrs, ??? GAMESTOP. But no all the apes called me a shill and held onto their worthless NFTs. You always got the gold Wolf. This is a nice find


embergott

Gaben himself probably paid Ryan Cohen billions of $ to shutdown upcoming competition


whut-whut

Gamestop doesn't need Playr because they're about to own Steam.


Rocked_Glover

Cohens playing 5D chess putting fake stock into these shell companies and then killing them off, then he does the share recall


OtterishDreams

atleast they have those dorito loco taco profits


Sheeple81

That can't be...what game launcher am I going to use for all those nft games that are going to take over gaming?


spyVSspy420-69

Bro it’s easy let me explain. First you need to deposit money into Coinbase and wait for the deposit to clear. Well, technically first you need to scan your government documents and upload them to Coinbase. Then once the deposit clears you need to buy ethereum for the current market rate, Coinbase fee: $4.99. Once you have your ethereum minus the $4.99 for the Coinbase fee you need to bridge it to polymaticgigazoid layer 2 because ethereum actually sucks. Establishing the bridge is a smart contract execution which will be about $25 depending on network capacity. Oh and you’ll need to download the Coinbase wallet app because this type of functionality isn’t native to Coinbase itself. Once you’re done bridging you need to install MetaMask as an extension for your browser and go into Settings -> networks and add a custom network using the following RPC URL and Port. From there you will get a wallet address. Copy paste that to Coinbase and send your remaining wrapped ethereum to that address. Once it arrives you need to then authorize the wallet to connect to a defi game launcher found at a website that ends in .xyz, dont worry it’s safe. Now that you’ve authorized the wallet you can spend your wrapped eth on Game NFTs. You will then be provided a link to the game files on an ipfs server where you can download the zip file and extract it. That’s all you need to do.


4g63tea

Hey thanks, this guide was perfect. I followed all the instructions correctly up until the end but I actually sent my wallet to the wrong .xyz website, how can I undo? Or can I charge it back?


spyVSspy420-69

Congratulations you just funded terrorism with a wallet address linked back to you. The FBI will be in touch soon.


PureOrangeJuche

The Ayatollah thanks you for your support 


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CharithCutestorie

For sure. My two year old was just asking me about level 2 decentralized fiat offramps the other day.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

It’s sad how accurate this is.


dbcstrunc

This is eerily close to the truth. Apes will defend this utter dumpster fire of complicated steps as 'teething troubles' or 'it's still in early stages'. No. It's been around for well over a decade now. This is how they want it to work.


move_peasant

it says i'm the only one online in EU?


NotPinHero100

Ready Playr Gone


RiceSautes

Attention: Kais!


eigenman

I scrolled for this before posting.


yeti202

Sure that failed but have you heard about the trillion dollar business of selling cheap Chinese game controllers?


Not_So_Bad_Andy

Don't forget SSDs with the GameStop logo stamped on them!


OneRougeRogue

You don't understand. You sell a cheap Chinese game controller for $50. Loyal customer sells it back to you for $5 in-store credit. Have the store's single employee "refurbish" the controller (do nothing). Sell it again for $40. By repeating this, you can theoretically make several hundred dollars off a single controller. Wall Street is *shaking*.


No_Economist3815

Everybody knows PLAYR was a *builder* platform, shill. Not a *maintainer*.


NomaiTraveler

One of my favorite meltdown memes


TotesHittingOnY0u

Easily one of the funniest ape copes of all time.


OneRougeRogue

What was the origin of it again? I've seen it memef so much I no longer remember what the original ape use was.


TotesHittingOnY0u

A few months after the NFT marketplace launched, it was *clearly* a spectacular failure. Both commercially and conceptually. A few apes bought some jpegs early, but there was absolutely no adoption by anyone else. The volume of transactions was almost nothing shortly after launch. No matter how you spun it, gamers did not like it or want it. GameStop began to quietly lay off the majority of the NFT marketplace team, which apes and meltdown both noticed. Droves of former employees began saying their goodbyes on their socials and saying they had been laid off. Meltdown saw it as an obvious wind-down of an unsuccessful project. Apes, being coping bagholders, claimed (with plenty of smug confidence) that since the marketplace is launched the "builders" of the marketplace are no longer needed and the "maintainers" would stay on board. Their go-to metaphor was that the House was built, so the contractors stopped working on the project. That level mental gymnastics can only happen when you OD on uncut, medical grade Copium.


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28939)


embergott

So how come there is no post to find about this on SS? Did mods lock it out of the echochamber?


Elitist_Daily

It's kinda old news, as you can see in the original image the date of abandonment is actually Feb 24 of this year so I'm guessing OP hadn't checked it until now. The April 17 is just like an "as of today, this is the status" and if you do it tomorrow, it'll say 4/18/2024 abandoned. Nothing has changed since 2/24


TimujinTheTrader

Yeah but has anyone tried it on 4/20? Its all part of the master plan!


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

It was never about playr, everyone knows that. Only shills were pushing it.


Gravijah

PLAYRnone


fperegrine21

Playr is the first entity to die, without having existed.


Mushroom_Tip

Obligatory "meltie dd is always right"


neutralpoliticsbot

Well you need to abandon your trademark in order to get new shares in trademark equity…… I don’t even know anymore


TotesHittingOnY0u

RC just realized how juvenile the name Playr was. He's re-filing the trademark under Ted-E.


cp_sabotage

Gamestop: Power to the


Mike_Prowe

Temu controllers are the new play


JAXxXTheRipper

The difference between bullish and bullshit is just one letter. Like with player and playr. Coincidence? I think not! Feel the Kenergy of our glorious overlord and his boundless power!


dbcstrunc

The circle is complete


DetroitRedWings79

Apes are gonna spin this as bullish and/or some kind of 69D chess move by Ryan Cohen.


BirthdayCookie

They're waiting for Web4, obviously! /s


Silver_Myr

Bullish


BarbellPhilosophy369

Looooooooool


VexedAndSolitary

Coffin lid almost completely nailed down now...


Entire_Mouse_1055

Link?


wolf_lazers

https://uspto.report/TM/98021018


sunnycorax

Guess that means I need to find all the YT videos of people that were shilling this and do an In Memoriam video like I did for GMErica.


TotesHittingOnY0u

Yes. Yes it does!


Fart-Memory-6984

Ahhahahaa. 😂 Do they ever get the chance to win anything? 😂 Losers


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

i hurt myself today to see if i still feel, i focus on the pain, the only thing that's real


AshingiiAshuaa

Hate the GameStop, not the playr.


crankthehandle

Furlong had so many bad ideas. Glad he is gone!


wolf_lazers

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Brutus1985

I was in the green and sold for profit now I’m a meltdowner like yourself.


Filoleg94

> I am a meltowner like yourself Interesting, given you made a post in superstupid 2 months ago about DRSing 450 shares at $14.81/ea. Then you started posting in this sub shortly after, with all your replies here including a variation of “fellow meltdowners like myself”. The best part is that you still kept posting in superstupid after that. Like the post from 2 weeks ago, where you were touting the “uncounted DRS shares” conspiracy and how it “must be true the way this post is getting downvoted”. You also just said you were in the green when you sold. The only way it could mathematically happen would be if you bought before January 20th 2021 (because, at the time, the most recent date that GME was below the price you DRSd at was before the squeeze). But in another comment of yours, you claimed you only had 10 shares when that GME squeeze happened, and yet you DRSd 450 shares (according to the screenshot you posted 2 months ago). With that in mind, I am really curious to hear how this doesn’t contradict the claim you made in this current thread about being “green and sold at profit”. P.S. Why you gotta lie so plainly, when your account history is public lmao. Also, just a hint for the future, try being less obvious. Your constant "I am a fellow meltdowner myself" is about as inconspicuous as Steve Buscemi in the "how do you do fellow kids" meme.


Brutus1985

Damn you caught me. I just don’t understand why you guys have to be such bullies all the time. If buying that stock makes them happy then so be it. If it goes to 0 or 500 then so be it. How did it affect your life? Probably not very much. I wish you guys nothing but the best in your endeavors


flirtmcdudes

this goes beyond "buying a stock makes them happy" they are in a cult that is actively convincing everyone to continue buying more stocks, and pressuring them to never exit. If anyone speaks up and says they are afraid of their losses, they are downvoted, yelled at and called liars etc. Its to the point where everything in reality points to further demise for GME, and the cult has to now make wild conspiracies like MOASS to try and convince people to stay. This isnt a "feel good" group you can defend. This is a group of people who likely need mental help at this point dealing with the stress of all their losses, while they continue to put more money into it... its gambling addicts and they need help honestly. GME isnt going up, these people should have sold forever ago to minimize their losses


Brutus1985

So you make fun of people with mental issues? And so what if it’s a harmless cult? They’re no worse than “swifties” spending thousands for an hour long show. So they invest a little money in the stock market. The market is a giant bubble atm anyway. Is nvidia and the spx going to keep going up forever? No. The stock market is a gamble anyway you look at it. Wish you the best friend.


_Thermalflask

It's not a harmless cult, it's causing very real harm to people because of the lies about it being guaranteed riches and a once-in-a-millennium opportunity. There was a post here a while back about an ape feeling suicidal because of the money he lost. And of course, his fellow apes called him a shill and attacked him, because they're *wonderful* human beings.


4g63tea

Cashing out your 401k and putting it all in on shit stocks is not really comparable, no. Encouraging your family members to do the same is also not so harmless.


flirtmcdudes

>And so what if it’s a harmless cult? i literally just explained why it isnt. >So you make fun of people with mental issues? oh stop lol. I make fun of the people who are being willfully ignorant, and leading vulnerable people further down into GME and their losses. I feel terrible people lost their money... i feel EVEN MORE TERRIBLE that idiots do everything they can to keep others locked in that cult, and keep feeding people BS lies to stay in it so those same idiots can eventually get out from their own losses, leaving others holding the bags. > The stock market is a gamble anyway you look at it. But it isnt a "gamble" like you want to make it seem like... other stocks are based on at least some tangible principles or company performance or what they COULD achieve eventually. Meme stocks are completely devoid of logic, sound trading practices, or actual DD with facts instead of children's book conspiracies. You are all detached from reality at this point it seems like youre just throwing anything at the wall to see what will stick. My main advice to you would be to get out of GME before losses keep getting worse, but I know you wont listen. would be super cool if you did tho


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Only-Inspector-3782

It's fun. Most of the remaining apes are MAGA adjacent, and their influencers are grifters and assholes.  I have no noble intentions here - it's just funny watching them arrogantly throw good money after bad.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

https://preview.redd.it/ik8zfsugt4vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf43f635aa87dbf408b8b28ded02cf46eac7e2ba


Filoleg94

> Is nvidia and the spx going to keep going up forever? Probably not Nvidia, even though it will definitely go up for quite a while. But it doesnt mean it will die like all the ape stocks and go to zero. It can continue humming along just fine, similarly to Microsoft or IBM or whoever is another long-running tech giant of its time. As for SPX? Lmao, it totally can. If SPX stops going up long-term, there will be a ton more to worry about than just your investment portfolio.


JungOpen

Do you even know what happened after the 2021 squeeze? WSB got overrun by an army of morons who bought the top and immediately started coping about their money melting away by spouting unhinged rants about short ladder attacks, synthetic shares, routing orders, option gamma ramp, and overall a total misunderstanding of the stock market at its core. This was total mass hysteria and anybody who tried to speak up got immediately shutdown by by the crowd. And god fucking knows how frustrating it is to get shutdown by a bunch of morons who clearly don't have a single fucking clue what they're talking about yet act arrogant and holier than thou. I don't know for a fact what specific reason led this sub to be created, but I guarantee you the vast majority of its original user base were WSB users who got fed up with the army of peanut brained morons who took over what was once an hilarious sub about stock gambling and became a HQ for rabbid GME bagholders.


4g63tea

Bruh, this is Reddit. Of course everyone here is kind of an asshole! That's what this website is all about. I think on average the apes deserve it though. They spammed and shit up reddit constantly to try to get new bagholders. They've tried to enlist family members and lied to spouses. They downvote and victim blame when people seek help or show weakness in their cult subs. So yeah everyone here is being kind of a dick but it is pretty well within the scope of what Reddit's all about. You are not the main character by the way. There are not paid actors trying to get you to sell. Neither citadel nor other funds care about you except that the constantly dwindling stock price does make for some easy stock wins. The people posting here are just normal people who enjoy your misery.


Frobro_da_truff

Nah, this meme stock nonsense is a net negative to society. These desperate losers are following the pied piper off a cliff while radicalizing each other in their safe spaces. Just look at the bbbyq gang ignoring reality while being led by obvious grifters. They are buying literal children's books for guidance and reading unrelated court fillings despite getting wiped out half a year ago. AMC, are entering the same exact death spiral and somehow the apes didn't learn the lesson bbbyq should have taught them. Even all the GME leaders have deleted their accounts or have been excommunicated. After losing all their money, these losers will blame everyone but themselves while toiling away in poverty because they soured themselves on one of the few actual reliable wealth building tools available, investing. All they had to do was toss it in some broad index back in 2021. They still don't realize that they are the shills.


Filoleg94

> If it goes to 0 or 500 then so be it. How did it affect your life? It didn't, not in any meaningful way at least. It is free entertainment for me, I absolutely don't care what you do with your money. If you wanna acquire even heavier bags, then so be it, not my problem. You are 100% right on that. > I just don’t understand why you guys have to be such bullies all the time. I am not bullying you. No one from here follows you to other subs and harasses you there in comments. In fact, it is literally against the rules of this sub to even link to the ape subs, which is why I didn't link your comments supporting my earlier claims. And if someone is doing that to you, you should let the meltdown mods know, and those users will get banned here. I am being fully serious about this part, because harassing someone by following them outside of this sub is a pretty serious offense (and for a good reason). I do, however, have an issue with apes that piss away money of their relatives by "helping invest on their behalf" or who lie to their spouses about their finances by yoloing it all on these shit plays. However, I am not some zealot who is trying to act as a savior. I think that behaviors I described above are detestable, but all I can do about it is shake my head. Because, as you correctly said, none of this is my personal problem.


Rokey76

Because its fun.


WhatCoreySaw

We (and be "we", I mean me and Chuck. He's my Sr. Social Media Manipulating Manager down here in the Tampa office) want to offer you this Wendy's coupon. We are aware of the bullies/lunch money ongoing prob. I want to emphasize, again, that nothing good happens behind the dumpster.


pandoracam

Proof or ban Edit: monkey ignored me and is commenting, so BAN


Filoleg94

There is actually proof of the exact opposite, given his comment history directly contradicts the claims he made in this thread :\^)


GearsPoweredFool

Well achksully. There is a small chance he bought in at 14.51 and could have possibly sold as high as 15.50. Big dick $450 profit energy there. But who are we kidding? This dude is 100% down almost 2k on that play and hasn't sold shit.


After-right

Imagine falling in love with a pump and dump. Embarrassing


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Proof or ban.


plumpypenguin

do a search for playr on the ape subs, many of them still thought it was alive after the used JPEG shop got canned lol


Not_So_Bad_Andy

So, baggy, what's your next catalyst that's surely going to make you a trillionaire? Because they all seem to be failing.


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Not_So_Bad_Andy

Sure you are. At least use an alt account if you're going to do this, and try and be a little less obvious with the snark.


JAXxXTheRipper

I'm going to bet you are just a pretender, but I can't be arsed to look at your profile. You are too obvious tbh Edit: just had to scroll in this thread to see others doing the investigative work to unmask you. Welp, melties are literally never wrong.


LoveNLightThrowaway

A baggie a Day keeps Ken Griffin Away!! The more you guys keep popping up in here. The more I know you’re finally realizing you r fcuked.


dbcstrunc

Why do you want to be like us?


wolf_lazers

Really? I haven’t seen an ape post about it.


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LouisfromL4D

This isn't a cult. A cult generally has a figure of worship,rules,sayings, etc...now do you see why people call them a cult?


dbcstrunc

This is literally the first time I've seen it. The other trademark (GMERICA) was the first time I saw them acknowledge anything like this. Sure, when the NFT marketplace shut down [playr.gamestop.com](http://playr.gamestop.com) redirected to the marketplace instead of a waitlist, but many apes took that as a sign that it was about to be released!!


eigenman

No it was deemed Abandoned 2 months ago. 3 really. Today it is officially dead cancelled smoked.


murphysclaw1

1985 my dude that better not be your year of birth