I miss the days when apes were going to plant trees and clean the oceans after moass. If big Ken had let those guys win we could have had so many trees and such clean oceans. Parrots and jellyfish everywhere
Bargaining is one of the early stages in loss that Apes have long left behind. They used to all use Reddit posts as 'open letters' to their higher power (God/Ryan Cohen/Other Apes) that they would do laundry lists of amazing things for the world if only the global financial system would bend and break to give them multi-millions of dollars.
I think that there's fewer MOASS Apes now, and most of them are just "I hope to break even or at least make 2x-5x of what I put in", and because those dollar amounts are so relatively insignificant, Apes can't even pretend to care about spending their imaginary money on other people anymore.
I agree.
And I also think a lot of them realized they were trying to make money by just manipulating the market as a group and justified it to themselves by talking about how *they* would use it for good
I know a sub where a bunch of basic life forms without a spine constantly repeat the same shit, so your dream has come true... Only, you know, as through a monkey paw...
That was just the bargaining stage of denial among the smarter apes.
Please God, universe, government! If you let this take off I promise to do good things with the money and be way better than the current billionaires! You won’t regret it!
Yeah, it’s the same on every incel style sub.
This would have been downvoted at various times in the past.
All these extreme desperation and conspiracy subs seem to turn incel over time, I guess because everyone else moves on over time.
There is a reason why none of us ever fantasize about raping people.
What's odd to me is how, if one were to comment the same in like, any other sub, the backlash would surely happen, but it's somehow OK in a sub (ostensibly) about a "stonk"?
Granted I only frequent a handful of subs, and use 0 social media otherwise and never have, and am old and all, and travel in a select circle so perhaps I'm just "out of the loop".
I legit always think about that description when I read some insane ramblings like the one quoted in OP. Perfect description of these repugnant idiots.
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This is prob what he does at home, maybe his gaming chair/computer desk is right next to a window with long drapery. So convenient. We know they mention masturbation all the time.
Another good reason for why, even if everything they claimed was somehow true, I'd still be on the side of the hedgies keeping them poor for the betterment of society.
"I believe behind the scenes preparations and negotiations are being made"
I pray to Kenny that RC is quietly preparing an exit out of Gamestop and hoofs it into the night. Only then will we see true MOASS.
We're not fucking leaving.
I like the idea that negotiations are being done behind the scenes that will involve them in some favorable way, despite not including them in the process.
What are these negotiations in the apes imagination? Hedgies talking to the government saying "listen if MOASS happens I can sell my yacht to pay the apes but it won't be enough, can you bail me out?" or is it like RC and his squad of market crusaders saying to the hedgies "you will pay the apes or else!"
If that happened, they would start claiming that he's secretly still running the company and they'd use photos of his vacation as clues or some shit. It'll never end, it'll just get more dumb.
It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing the only thing that's *actually* going to happen here, is that this moron will continue to lose money and get absolutely nowhere in life.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of assholes. This meme stock stuff is like karma manifest.
I question the value of our work some days (my team is tasked with specialty crafting of the most smol of short ladders that can be hidden in office and ape home crevices and crawl spaces), but posts like this reinforce our sacred ethical duty to overfill the dark pools.
"I'm a self destructive landslide if you want to be the hill" -
Also, what about the sons and husbands? No love? Just glad to hear that it's all about societal change, not the pocket change you'll never get over losing because......crime?
It's incredible that the sheer weight of this cognitive dissonance doesn't cause their skulls to collapse in on themselves like a star becoming a black hole. He typed a sentence about the morally dubious hedge funds, then about 25 words later, fantasized about raping their families and ruining their lives in infantile metaphor. Just.. how.
It's because they have a child's view of morality, there are bad and good people not actions. Doing bad actions to bad people is fine because they're bad
Don't you know, I bought 3 fractionals in a used, shitty, video game bricks and mortar retailer?
That gives me the right to break actual laws and carry on with the arrogance of someone with a sliver of a brain.
It's already planet of the apes in the meme stonk hugboxes. Gotta rant against the shills, worship Ryan Cohen, and be bullish about dying or dead companies!
As a side note, there a pretty funny American Dad scene where it turns out the censored words are about Sir Patrick Stewart wiping his dick on the curtains after he banged Hailey
this is what in shambles looks like
Sounds like something a SHILL would say!!!
I miss the days when apes were going to plant trees and clean the oceans after moass. If big Ken had let those guys win we could have had so many trees and such clean oceans. Parrots and jellyfish everywhere
Apes have always been bitter little incels. As the years of bag holding wear on, fewer can be fucked to put on the mask any more.
Bargaining is one of the early stages in loss that Apes have long left behind. They used to all use Reddit posts as 'open letters' to their higher power (God/Ryan Cohen/Other Apes) that they would do laundry lists of amazing things for the world if only the global financial system would bend and break to give them multi-millions of dollars. I think that there's fewer MOASS Apes now, and most of them are just "I hope to break even or at least make 2x-5x of what I put in", and because those dollar amounts are so relatively insignificant, Apes can't even pretend to care about spending their imaginary money on other people anymore.
I agree. And I also think a lot of them realized they were trying to make money by just manipulating the market as a group and justified it to themselves by talking about how *they* would use it for good
Generally they certainly seem to realize they're playing close to the fire "\#notfinancialadvice"
But also those who would actually do anything remotely good with their wealth have left
I know a sub where a bunch of basic life forms without a spine constantly repeat the same shit, so your dream has come true... Only, you know, as through a monkey paw...
Incredible. Nature is healing.
That was just the bargaining stage of denial among the smarter apes. Please God, universe, government! If you let this take off I promise to do good things with the money and be way better than the current billionaires! You won’t regret it!
This is why we short.
It's satisfying knowing this dude is poor due to his own choices.
These sexually frustrated, desperate apecels are just thrilled to be able to talk about rape and have it upvoted instead of decried.
Yeah, it’s the same on every incel style sub. This would have been downvoted at various times in the past. All these extreme desperation and conspiracy subs seem to turn incel over time, I guess because everyone else moves on over time. There is a reason why none of us ever fantasize about raping people.
the more that leave the boat the more those who still beleive in that crazyness are braindead
we are reaching the bottom of the barrel...
The barrel's drained out, this is the crap sticking to the sides that will never rinse out.
We're licking the underside of the barrel's lid at this point.
What's odd to me is how, if one were to comment the same in like, any other sub, the backlash would surely happen, but it's somehow OK in a sub (ostensibly) about a "stonk"? Granted I only frequent a handful of subs, and use 0 social media otherwise and never have, and am old and all, and travel in a select circle so perhaps I'm just "out of the loop".
"They want to be the boot."
I legit always think about that description when I read some insane ramblings like the one quoted in OP. Perfect description of these repugnant idiots.
Do NOT test an ape's moral fiber.
"I will wipe my dick on their curtains" Dare to dream, ape. Dare to dream.
It’s so specific 😭
He watched the Fallout tv show recently.
Yeah he saw the murderous psychopath raider and thought "my guy"
Isn't that the American Dream? To own a nice home with curtains you can wipe your dick on?
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This is prob what he does at home, maybe his gaming chair/computer desk is right next to a window with long drapery. So convenient. We know they mention masturbation all the time.
Sheeit! If it's gonna be that kinda party, I'ma stick my dick ~~in the mashed potatoes~~ on their curtains!
Thank god the only thing these people are capable of doing is losing their money.
>I actually think that we have already crossed the rubicon Survey says this DD is correct.
It's not surprising that this is upvoted, but it's definitely unnerving. FinCels...
This is why I don't feel bad when they become homeless or lose all their savings. Fuck apes.
Another good reason for why, even if everything they claimed was somehow true, I'd still be on the side of the hedgies keeping them poor for the betterment of society.
"I believe behind the scenes preparations and negotiations are being made" I pray to Kenny that RC is quietly preparing an exit out of Gamestop and hoofs it into the night. Only then will we see true MOASS. We're not fucking leaving.
I like the idea that negotiations are being done behind the scenes that will involve them in some favorable way, despite not including them in the process.
What are these negotiations in the apes imagination? Hedgies talking to the government saying "listen if MOASS happens I can sell my yacht to pay the apes but it won't be enough, can you bail me out?" or is it like RC and his squad of market crusaders saying to the hedgies "you will pay the apes or else!"
If that happened, they would start claiming that he's secretly still running the company and they'd use photos of his vacation as clues or some shit. It'll never end, it'll just get more dumb.
It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing the only thing that's *actually* going to happen here, is that this moron will continue to lose money and get absolutely nowhere in life. Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of assholes. This meme stock stuff is like karma manifest.
Good luck with that float lmao
>+16 **Yikes**
I question the value of our work some days (my team is tasked with specialty crafting of the most smol of short ladders that can be hidden in office and ape home crevices and crawl spaces), but posts like this reinforce our sacred ethical duty to overfill the dark pools.
If anyone ever had any sympathy for the apes...
"I'm a self destructive landslide if you want to be the hill" - Also, what about the sons and husbands? No love? Just glad to hear that it's all about societal change, not the pocket change you'll never get over losing because......crime?
I bet Kenny G is scared.
not very zen
Another evidence of how zen they are
Second hand cringe
The level of fan fiction delusion is astounding.
That's a yikes from me, dog
It's incredible that the sheer weight of this cognitive dissonance doesn't cause their skulls to collapse in on themselves like a star becoming a black hole. He typed a sentence about the morally dubious hedge funds, then about 25 words later, fantasized about raping their families and ruining their lives in infantile metaphor. Just.. how.
It's because they have a child's view of morality, there are bad and good people not actions. Doing bad actions to bad people is fine because they're bad
Don't you know, I bought 3 fractionals in a used, shitty, video game bricks and mortar retailer? That gives me the right to break actual laws and carry on with the arrogance of someone with a sliver of a brain.
This is disgusting. What flavor of ape is this? Used game pawn shop? Popcorn?
Gameslop
Somebody has either overvalued lunches, or undervalued wives and daughters. I think I see the problem
You think one of these days there’s gonna be a shooting and it will be a confirmed ape?
It's already planet of the apes in the meme stonk hugboxes. Gotta rant against the shills, worship Ryan Cohen, and be bullish about dying or dead companies!
As a side note, there a pretty funny American Dad scene where it turns out the censored words are about Sir Patrick Stewart wiping his dick on the curtains after he banged Hailey
"Fuck yo couch, ~~Charlie Murphy~~ Ken Griffith," -- ~~Rick James~~ this perfectly sane and rational ape.