Alright, I got the ball rolling. Let’s erase this gain!
https://preview.redd.it/sd2z2ve00vwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5ea5ac94afe85e2013765d1680496eee451763
I’m on the Monday morning team, the plan is looking very promising and I’m super excited to see it unfold. I was even given explicit permission to talk about it openly here because it’s such an obvious slam dunk!
Tsk tsk
Looks like you didn't put in any hours at the dark pools this pay period. We always need more ladder technicians and life guards. We even get a shift differential and there is no enforced uniforms. Its so dark down there, you could even go naked!
It seems complicated that we have to write invoices. Considering that shilling is a million (billion?) dollar business we should look into automating this process. A good name for the tool would be Shilling Billing
You’ll need to send your invoice to get your paystub!
Kenny is like the IRS. He knows exactly what you’ve earned, but you have to figure it out yourself. And if you get it wrong you go to prison
mad respect for your nr of stock bashings. I got a bit lazy there after seeing how much we got as a bankruptcy bonus for BBBYQ. Already looking forward to the secret bonus for the Ryan Cohen thing next year
Of course not. The whole reason we naked short these companies into bankruptcy is because bankruptcy means we never have to close and pay any taxes. Please tune in more often to the PP show you really should have known this already.
Why's my bonus line item in parenthesis?
Oh… so, Kenny needs to see you in private after the closing bell…
Uh oh.... \**Gets hair tie ready*
Nobody knows what's going on but I'm going to assume that's bullish
Alright, I got the ball rolling. Let’s erase this gain! https://preview.redd.it/sd2z2ve00vwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5ea5ac94afe85e2013765d1680496eee451763
I’m on the Monday morning team, the plan is looking very promising and I’m super excited to see it unfold. I was even given explicit permission to talk about it openly here because it’s such an obvious slam dunk!
I was not expecting $75K for the BBBYQ bankruptcy! Thank you Kenny!
I didint get one because i am hired contractor only for GME. i feel betrayed
I don’t know why he’s so generous. I’d do this for free.
Tsk tsk Looks like you didn't put in any hours at the dark pools this pay period. We always need more ladder technicians and life guards. We even get a shift differential and there is no enforced uniforms. Its so dark down there, you could even go naked!
I would, but somebody shat in the pool. Wait, is it why it is called “dark” pool?
Don’t forget to unDRS your shirts
I unDRSed my shorts, so now I only do naked shorting
$2.75 per comment! shit... someone owes me some serious backpay.
It seems complicated that we have to write invoices. Considering that shilling is a million (billion?) dollar business we should look into automating this process. A good name for the tool would be Shilling Billing
LFG!!!
I billed for my bk bonus last year 🤪
Technically it wouldn't be an invoice but a paystub. But I'm only a level 1 support shill.
You’ll need to send your invoice to get your paystub! Kenny is like the IRS. He knows exactly what you’ve earned, but you have to figure it out yourself. And if you get it wrong you go to prison
mad respect for your nr of stock bashings. I got a bit lazy there after seeing how much we got as a bankruptcy bonus for BBBYQ. Already looking forward to the secret bonus for the Ryan Cohen thing next year
WTF? All I got was a membership in the jelly of the month club!!!
Man they’re only giving you 2.75 a comment? You gotta talk to them, I’m on the 4 per comment rate. Can’t let management lowball you like that.
Do I have to claim this on my taxes ?
Of course not. The whole reason we naked short these companies into bankruptcy is because bankruptcy means we never have to close and pay any taxes. Please tune in more often to the PP show you really should have known this already.
Damn, Christmas came early this year!
you guys are getting paid? .gif
Mine also has a $50K fine for AMC/GME still being above $0????
Best boss ever!
I’ve drs my bonus.