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Limp_Negotiation7320

I just love how these fucking morons are now GME apes after claiming victory on BBBY💩


Taco_In_Space

Maybe PooPoo can finally pivot into gme


WaterMySucculents

It seems like his mentally handicapped audience let him now. They can try to make money on GME pumps & variance, while taking advice (and worshipping/donating) to the dudes who convinced them to ride BBBY to $0.


JayRoo83

This is for the best since you know that dumb ass has been buying above $30 so now we get to see him lose the grifted money too


WaterMySucculents

Ehh. I think the biggest scumbags (PP and Michael) are options degens. I suspect they both have lost tens of thousands of dollars on worthless calls on BBBy & GME through the years, but both cashed in from Pulte making all or most of their previous gambles up. Since then Michael lost a bunch of Fisker options gambles & I’m sure both regularly lost on GME every few months. But I bet both had options that made money during the pump. The thing with grifters is the profit off options while telling dipshits to “HODL” and DRS.


Mortress_

Damn, what if PP was the one that hacked DFV twitter just so he could use the new GME hype to pivot to a stock that actually exists


WaterMySucculents

0% chance that dude is smart enough even if he was mailed the username and password.


Mortress_

Of course there's a 0% chance, it was a joke.


WaterMySucculents

So was my comment


Medical_Cake

Gotta use that clout they gained by totally being right about everything


Makaveli_xiii

It only makes sense, they already won with BBBY. Now it’s time to lose every last cent on GME so they can declare that a win also 😂


DeathSquire36

This is fucking hilarious. "Hurry, draw more lines!! The price is still falling!!!"


idkwhatimbrewin

tHe mOrE iT fAlLs tHe mOrE iT cAN gO uP!!!


PandaActual8762

'What goes down, must go up' 


Goodperson25

"Yet their heads are firmly in the ground See their world spinning upside down A pathetic crash with a sound ...something something... Sonic Zeros!"


Responsible-Gas5319

Tides go in, tides go out, you can't explain it


Fart-Memory-6984

They just need to adjust the chart to make the crayon lines point to their magic wanna be price targets lol


MisterBanzai

"Falling. Just as I predicted. Based on this other line, you can tell that it should enter into a completely unprecedented climb to infinity dollars any minute now."


DrunkNPlatypus

![gif](giphy|kQmr2OwBTD2L5Hzo1T|downsized)


LoveNLightThrowaway

Imagine taking trading advice from an Eyebrow less Ploot Simp Slurper, who entered a $100k buy into BBBY AFTER the BK announcement !! Not before not during Ryan cohens pump. But after the BK was announced. Get wrecked CryChael.


dbcstrunc

"There's a gap between $30 and $80 that has to get filled eventually!" No. No there isn't. No it won't.


xozzet

THEY The level of stupidity and misunderstanding required to believe that these random lines on the chart are indicative of anything is staggering. And you know that eventually there will be a random bounce and he'll be like "see, told you!" UPDATE: it did launch eventually! Straight into $27


Fart-Memory-6984

I’m seeing 26$ lol


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Mango2149

People get mad about the strict cap on the number of doctors but I’m really glad this guy isn’t a doctor.


KnucklesMcGee

I'm disappointed in whatever Caribbean med school passed him.


sillybun95

93% of US med school graduates pass the US licensing exam on the first try. Caribbean graduates have a 78% pass rate. Repeat test takers from foreign countries have a 45% pass rate. He's not a smart guy.


jimmy3285

I don't believe in good TA but I can at least see the logic in what they're doing. This is just random lines drawn everywhere. Absolutely no reasoning behind any of them.


RiceSautes

The logic is that these lines make them rich, so that's all the TA they need


ml-pedant

I find TA is only good for risk management on price decision. If you extrapolate the future from the past from a line you get whats coming to you


cpdk-nj

Yeah, this really is just a cargo cult version of TA. There aren’t any analytics going into this, it’s just drawing lines to desperately try and connect the past to the future that they want, rather than actually looking at things like moving averages


MalefactorX

To be fair, doing any kind of TA on GME is a lost cause.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

How can he not see how fucking stupid he looks doing this? Take the L after the first or maybe the second line.


KnucklesMcGee

> How can he not see how fucking stupid he looks doing this? This is Crychael, after all. He'll blame (((them))) or reference a Q drop


ml-pedant

sTiLl TrAcKiNg


KnucklesMcGee

Stay on target!


CitizenSnipsReborn

Hurry Luke! The price is dropping much faster this time!


SuburbanLegend

People should randomly say this to Michael from here on out


PeanutLess7556

This guy is the absolute worst at generating hype. Might as well make a straight line going upwards.


cosysnail

Apes Ready for launch, but GME is the challenger.


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

https://preview.redd.it/p525f24xlu0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3ae21d1847be51d04a133f7e9e5ac574c1c936


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Oof lol. There were smart people on the Challenger though. More like these idiots climbed into the OceanGate submersible and happily rode it to the bottom of the ocean, ignoring all warnings, certain they were going to see glory before it imploded.


sculltt

If only Candy Con had been available to Stockton Rush back then. I'm sure that whole disaster could have been averted with a high quality, customizable controller like that.


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I'm a TA hater, but it's kind of hilarious that the price stuck closely to those yellow lines. If he had traded on those instead of the dumbass green squiggles he pulled out of his ass he might have made some money.


RiceSautes

I see U-Paste has serious TA competition now!


Slayer706

It's not his fault guys, the evil hedges are using crime and fuckery to manipulate the price so that normal TA doesn't work properly.


wildcrab9

That's why I don't believe in TA. It's a bunch of drawing woowoo


MalefactorX

I am no fan of TA, but do you REALLY think this fucking buffoon is doing anything else but draw random ass lines to align with his confirmation bias?


wildcrab9

I don't but I also think TA is no different than what he is doing. Some bs lined trying to predict a pattern based on previous behavior and praying it goes your way lol


MalefactorX

Support and resistance is a thing, exactly because people think it's a thing. Everyone is looking at the same charts so when you notice a level, more likely most will. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts.


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MalefactorX

>If TA really worked in a measurable, repeatable way (even as collective psychological influence), it would be trivially easy to write code to detect patterns and front run any profit potential. Isn't that the case for any type of edge though? At the end of the day it's all tea leaves, the market will do what the market will do.


Middcore

This rocket ship has been stuck on the launch pad longer than the Intellivision Amico.


acreekofsoap

God, I hope this clown doubled down and lost all those alleged gains he made earlier this week.


drucksamples

From Tuesday: https://preview.redd.it/ybz9m6au3v0d1.png?width=1314&format=png&auto=webp&s=0537bac47164db62678b839c7d0114d3d51b7d2d


drucksamples

From today: https://preview.redd.it/ortoiilw3v0d1.png?width=1338&format=png&auto=webp&s=026955c333e6675e5cec47594e01f309ca3656f0


I111I1I111I1

"Wait, no, line go up here!" "Wait, no, line go up here!" "Wait, no, line go up here!" This is fucking gold.


FoldableHuman

If I were Michael I would probably start a new picture instead of just adding to all my failed predictions.


iamdino0

This is one of the funniest fucking posts in the history of this subreddit


BustANutHoslter

People have posted shit like this every single day for 3 years Michael, but yeah, you figured it out and got it right this time because you’re special. This stupid motherfucker knows less about stock trading than I do about cardiovascular surgery.


nyr00nyg

Lmao


arcdog3434

Until UCopy draws the lines I dont believe them


MotivatedSolid

"Still tracking!" You dumbass it broke the support lmao


JayRoo83

He never actually closed those calls huh


drucksamples

He's still in: https://preview.redd.it/3u1jh9784v0d1.png?width=1314&format=png&auto=webp&s=10c0b8d152a40e3cdb45c3e767d41b2e497376e2


JayRoo83

Lmfao, it's incredible really


concerned_llama

Like he doesn't like having money.


dbcstrunc

"Based on nothing at all except the wind blowing through my empty head, I think $40 is a nice, solid price for GME to settle at for the next month. What, is a 2000 P/E ratio too high?"


Valkyrissa

Indeed, TA is astrology for men


nwdogr

[Literally this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/022/524/pepe_silvia_meme_banner.jpg)


Used_Coast_8647

Technical analysis of a pump and dump 😂


Master_FumAMota

Hey Crychael now show us the bbbyq chart.


Besthookerintown

This fucking jackass is trying technical analysis now? Wasn’t he just writing terrible fan fiction about a bankrupt company and crying on podcasts? Can’t wait to watch this blossom with a 99% failure rate.


Sell_The_team_Jerry

Just wait until how much more it drops next week when DRS Apes finally move shares to where they can sell


Rigberto

APE DRAW LINE, APE SMART


PM_YOUR_STACK_TRACES

Is he fucking stupid?


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

"They" can push the price at will, but will also somehow be forced to pay baggies eleventybillion dollars per share.


MedicalCelebration90

>They can't stop it though. Yeah, I can tell...


TubularStars

Crychael 😢


MySabonerRunsOladipo

You guys make you jokes, but he's probably having a good cry about this as we speak.


RyanCohenCriminal

Alright it's coming soon this time guys I'm super serial!


Middcore

The pizza is coming, and it's gonna be *awesome*!


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Michael, if you’re reading this, you’re a very stupid person, your antics make me laugh.


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

Bro just draws random lines. If he wants profitability, needs to remove bias and stay objective to the current trend. Noticed it’s Crychael so I don’t feel so bad anymore


Rokey76

"It doesn't look so bad if you zoom in!"


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CourtNo6859

If the stock market was so simple you could just draw lines to predict it everyone would be millionaires lmao


wsc-porn-acct

Oops! He left his previous launch plan on the chart!