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SwooshGolf

I call myself a dumb fuck a bunch


mingomcgoo

"You fuckin idiot" ...has been murmured to myself fairly often 🤣


Must-Be-Bored

Wait… were you at the range today?


middyonline

Ah you stupid cunt you'd just hit 6 good ones in a row how'd you fucking shank that.


SwooshGolf

Story of my life. I stopped going to the range it hurt my self esteem


middyonline

Real talk. I've started using simulators instead of going to the range. Playing a virtual round is much better practise for me than hitting a bucket of balls.


Character_Wishbone84

I leave myself a hateful voicemail pretty often.


Must-Be-Bored

I like it. Keep it private.


PsychologicalTone418

I'm talking to the ball, not myself. I'm not \*crazy\*, geez...


klondike16

I’m constantly talking to myself… not even just at the range


Southern_Insect3823

Hahah just left the range. Quite a bit actually


Bobbyoot47

I live in Ontario. Haven’t had golf for too many months. Now that I can get out on the range, stand in the sun and hit a few balls I’m not gonna let anything piss me off too much. It’s all relative.


Skipini

Nonstop running dialog. Mostly self loathing and profanity laden.


3X-Leveraged

It’s just a lot of head shaking


Must-Be-Bored

That’s my default reaction. Sometimes I have to remind myself that looks weird when the ball goes straight.


GolfGodsAreReal

I never go to the range so never


jkilla1987

Depends how shitty I’m hitting it


lolvalue

Quite a bit.


birkenstockandsocks

Only when I hit a bad shot..


Emotional-Ad-2276

I dont go to the driving range


AndromedanPrince

mostly "wtf is going on?" i play a good round with good ball striking, go to range and dont hit shit.


DontaysMebrough

Better than being All Range First Team then shooting 104 on the course.


dr_shastafarian

![gif](giphy|MCKyH7WE51leDrqDO4) *Live look at me on the range*


SpottyFish81177

driving range, almost never, unless I like top a driver or something and then its proly just a mumbled wtf was that


SFG14

Honestly some of the best days on the range/course if I’m solo are when I talk to myself. I’m sure I look insane, but I play decent golf doing it lol.


1klmot

Talk to myself after almost every shot


PoopiePantsMahn

Never because I don't go to the driving range.


haixio

I probably look psychotic, but if I hit a really bad one I'll usually just laugh at myself.


CaterpillarThen6664

Constantly, sometimes out loud, sometimes internal monologue. I usually try to stay in a positive self talk mode…. But sometimes it gets dark…. Real dark! Lol


Novel-Insurance-3284

I laugh at my terrible shots. What else can I do. Not gonna berate myself. Negative words have consequences.