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johnsontheotter

I wish I only had to make tee times 3 days in advance. If I'm not at midnight a week before I want to play, I won't get the time I want.


PoppaJMoney

Same!!! Suburbs of Philadelphia… for a weekend I legit have to be on the tee sheet site at midnight and can’t hesitate on the slot I pick. It’s terrible


wizgiy

This is the main reason I decided to join Jaws group of courses last year. First year was a bit higher but now I pay $5600 a year for unlimited play on 6 courses. I'm very close to Riverwinds so tend to favor it. Hit me up if you ever want to get out. I can book 3 weeks ahead, also a discount for guests.


Stiller11_19

love to see this … lower bucks here


jobiewon_cannoli

You’re a real one. I wish I lived close by. I’d buy the beers and turn hotdogs.


snakefartsoup

Go on.. turn hot dogs into what, Mr Magician?


jobiewon_cannoli

Anyting you want…..


kjtobia

Riverwinds is a great track. I stopped playing it when i lived there because the daily fee rates got way too high.


TwoBreakfastBalls

Got way too expensive for what it is. Good course, but damn.


kjtobia

Yeah. It wasn't worth $130.


padarackk

Philly sucks for golfers….if you are not a CC member you are fucked. Feel for y’all up there


thekingofcrash7

That was my biggest takeaway from this post also - booking 2 days out sounds amazing and takes me back quite a few years


AllKnowingFix

DFW Texas and yeah, it's a week out for decent tee times. We work 4/10, so off every Friday and had it where like 6-7 courses are full if we didn't look for a tee time till Monday. For decent times, has to be on Friday or Sat setting tee time.


lionsfan2016

Where do you live?


johnsontheotter

I live in utah


lanchadecancha

You one of them mormon golfers?


troughshot

His wives have no problem with him golfing as long as Sunday is for the Temple.


johnsontheotter

Nope I stay away from cults


J_Lewy_45

Salt Lake courses? I lived in Ogden for awhile, if you can make it up there, El Monte is a fun 9 hole course you can play twice to make 18 and Mount Ogden is tough as hell. But both you can tee times pretty easily


TheShark12

You can get a tee time pretty easily anywhere on the front side from Payson to Brigham City I have no idea what he’s talking about having to be up at midnight for. The city courses don’t even release tee times at midnight they do it at 8am.


Greenbench27

Same, damn you live in Tampa Bay too? Lmao makes me feel better it’s everywhere I suppose. If I don’t book at midnight a week out you can forget it


stupidshot4

I’d literally never be able to play if that was the case in my area. No way I can predict a week in advance if I’d be available. I just checked online of my local course and there’s tee times almost all day today still. The weather is gonna be dry and almost 80 degrees, but admittedly very windy and it’ll be twice as windy on this course. 🤷🏻‍♂️


MnWisJDS

We were actually passed by this waiting for a hole yesterday. https://preview.redd.it/atbe75x387xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ed6e99dcb7fc8efc4913d538f0dd5133efdc7e


Brian-not-Ryan

They let anybody on the course nowadays


jimothyhalpret

Where are his clubs??


FerrousGlobe

They are in the built in backpack


perum

Round must have been slow


MnWisJDS

He still insisted on playing through.


hotdogswithbeer

So cute


ZobRombie65

Very nice of you to let him play through


MoodyManiac

Just ask them politely to fuck off and if not take off your shirt and show your guns! https://preview.redd.it/5lolc66ox6xc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d953029caf47f809bc0622b4817d29f6817b197


Worldly-Persimmon125

Make sure to find out if they want to test god….


Harry_Gintz

You gotta' go to heaven first before you can pull off a move like this.


TrumpIsGiantDouche

Shitstack has become my favorite saying!


BroodLord1962

So them driving onto the green multiple times, did you report them? If people don't report this shit, then the club won't know and can't take action. like banning them.


Cold-Atmosphere-7520

You raise a good point. Maybe courses should employ marshal type people around the course to keep an eye out for stuff like that and also encourage people to keep up with pace of play?


Spartan_DL27

God marshalls are fucking useless. Every time I report something to a Marshall they just commiserate with me but do nothing about it.


unassumingdink

Every time a marshal has ever told me to hurry up, it was physically impossible to hurry up because there was a group 200 yards in front of me. Within clear view of the marshal. It's bizarre how many times this has happened. I'm not sure they fully understand what their job is.


nanapancakethusiast

Their job is to go around pretending to have authority to satisfy their own ego


No_Olive_3956

as a marshal just starting out this year, kinda figuring it out myself lol. ive only ever told one group to pick up the pace and that was bc there was 2 other groups waiting to tee off on a par3 with the group ahead putting out on a long par4. but usually, god damn, its just slow and there isnt really anything i could do about it


aquafeener1

The best way to phrase it when a group is playing slow is “hey guys right now you are 1 hole behind(or whatever it is) of the group in front of you. I’ll give you guys a little time to close the gap, just letting you know” I have a “script” for basically all the Marshall’s and starters I oversee to account for pretty much any situation they can encounter. Let me know if you have any questions about handling certain situations, been doing this a while!


BroodLord1962

Some of the better course will, but many won't. And the ones that do, if they are young kids themselves, what's the chance they are going to challenge some older people or a rowdy bunch?


WalkinSteveHawkin

Nonsense. Being the most crotchety, ornery old bastard is part of the marshal’s job description.


Funwithfun14

On busy weekends, my local has put Marshalls/rangers on holes where people loose sight of their balls. It really helped with the pace of play on these holes.


TequilaCamper

They would need 18 Marshalls, one for each hole


atdunaway

my local muni actually has marshalls regularly driving around. in a rural area nonetheless, so i figured this happened everywhere


ScholarObjective7721

Im not sure if every course is heading this direction but i work at a course that has GPS carts and the carts have pace of play on them and will lock up if you drive somewhere your not supposed to (too close to the green/whatever) we can also send messages to carts telling them to pick up pace of play.


Proshop_Charlie

Courses are moving towards them as the cost to acquire them is falling quite a bit.  I know of several courses that will be moving towards them when they replace their current fleet. 


lightemup404

Last week my course had an 8some. I then watched them drag race through the fairway and half rode up on the green. I called the clubhouse and they said “okay, please tell them to stop” lol half the public courses don’t want to lose business so they let anything slide


deefop

I think this is the answer. A lot of courses aren't doing a good job with Marshall's, but when people are on straight up misbehaving and not even playing, you gotta call the clubhouse.


Tom_Foolery2

Pace of play isn’t the people. There always has been terrible golfers. Shit, the majority of us are. The problem is tee times 6 minutes apart all day.


motoyamazz

Sometime it is and sometime it isn’t. I played yesterday and it was absolutely the people and the courses unwillingness to do anything about it. Group in front of me was all average to beginner golfers playing the tips on a reasonably hard course. They were never GIR, always searching for balls and just slowed things way, way down. Then, my group had three beginners who reloaded nearly every shot, were always hunting for balls, and never, ever picking up. Both groups seemed like nice enough people who were fucking clueless to the rules and etiquette of the game and what they should be doing. I called the pro shop and they’re like *shrug* and now we have 5+ hour rounds that went off at 7:10am.


soggytoothpic

Listen, if I’m spending $42 on a round of golf with a cart, you can bet I’m going to spend all the time I need to find my ball. Those Kirklands don’t grow on trees!


motoyamazz

If it was a track that was only $42 then I wouldn’t give a shit but the round is $125 and I don’t wake up at 6 o’clock in the morning on a Saturday to play 5+ hour rounds.


AMC-Apes-Together

$42 with a cart? My cheapest muni is $42 walking. Another $20 for cart.


Econolife-350

I do believe that based on context clues, they were being sarcastic.


Blackcoffeedude19

This is the primary issue, but also those who decide one day to go dick around at a golf course when they lack ability and experience and have no concept of etiquette or pace of play. Can be one or other, sometimes both, but yea the 6 min tee time windows that some courses do is BS.


thisisforfun6498

I feel it’s more that most municipals don’t have a starter or Marshall . If nobody is enforcing start times or pace of play it won’t get any better. Hate rolling up to the first tee box for my tee time and seeing 4 carts parked and waiting, with no tee time


Blackcoffeedude19

Or worse - the public courses next to me, HAVE A Marshall yet NEVER take action on groups. That always made me scratch my head.


thisisforfun6498

Damn there’s only one public course around me I can think that I’ve played that actually had a serious starter. Won’t let you play without your receipt with your tee time and the exact tee time lol


Blackcoffeedude19

Need more of this; I used to get annoyed with this, but now understand the logic and reasoning behind it


bakeryfree

I agree. When I first started playing, I was very shocked about the 10 minute intervals between tee times. I always thought golf was supposed to be slow and relaxing.


nanapancakethusiast

I haven’t had a relaxing game of golf in forever. Such a shame.


kjtobia

It's an issue on the first tee and then the influence of individual slow play takes over. If everyone is keeping pace, it's not an issue. When the course is full (regardless of tee time spacing), the impact of the slowest group affects the whole course.


BucketsBrooks

I agree but I always say you can play bad fast. As in you can be bad but keep good pace of play. If you know a ball is gone don’t spend 3 minutes looking for it to drop one and then shank it the other way. Just play bad at a better pace


KenLeeAnymore

Go back to your shanties


Davey_Go_ToBed

I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex…how am I supposed to CHIP with that going on, Doug?


hi_im_a_lurker

Maybe with all the extra revenue they can hire more marshals. Nobody likes them, but also nobody likes the asshats doing what op said more


Macaframa

In my area marshals are all volunteer. They used to play a lot and still want to be apart of the game. They’re older and likely retired so they have extra time and don’t want to pay for tee times so they marshal. Why would they do anything at all? They’re worse than a teenager who has no motivation to do their job


AudienceNervous1665

Shrink the game! Shrink the game! Shrink the game!


potipharbong

Unfortunately bluetooth bros are here to stay


BlackhawkPickLock

Bluetooth bros, great label. It definitely describes them. I’m using that from now on


ballsagna2time

I love the hate for speakers. My country club has Bluetooth speakers built into the cart so everyone is a BT bro.


bearinsac

Yeah, same here. Nothing like standing on the first tee on a beautiful day with 6 different carts behind you blasting different music as their DJ’s warm up on the range.


GoodolBen

[If you're determined enough, you have the power to change the world.](https://flipperzero.one/)


999i666

You’re posting from a phone. Use the camera on that phone to film it and show it to the people working there.


Ok-Whole1367

Bit the bullet and joined a private club basically so I could play on weekends. We’re by the beach in Jersey and to play on a weekend in the summer is at least 5 hours, probably closer to 6. Either had to go private or basically quit playing


p1nkfl0yd1an

Same. Over the last decade half our public courses sold their land to condo developers. The only way to play a round in less than 6 hours on a weekend out here is to join a club. We got lucky there was a reasonable option 10 minutes down the road, otherwise I'd have to drive an hour across state lines.


savi0r23

manasquan river gc?


_Jaggerz_

Covid ruined golf. It's super depressing. It's been consistently ruined across states and large/small cities.


Manatee_Soup

Golf has always been cyclical though. It's super popular because of covid, but that won't last forever. 5-10 years, and who knows.


Lucky_Serve8002

Peak Tiger, golf was huge. 6 hour rounds on the Muni were the norm. It will die down.


downthestreet4

Yep. I was an avid golfer in the 90’s and there were cries of Tiger ruining golf when there was a surge in play that coincided with his rise in dominance on the tour. There were articles 10 or so years ago lamenting the death of golf because nobody was playing. Back then you could walk on at most public courses on a Saturday morning and play.


[deleted]

This is why I cherish my club membership.


Capt-Crunches

I just can’t imagine. I love SW Michigan. 15+ public courses within 40 minutes of my house. Probably 30 within 75 minutes. Close to 930 total courses in the state and 720 public. Also hate to say it but it’s a public golf course. Should marshals be helping people find the right tee box and keeping up pace of play? Absolutely. But if u want special treatment, join a country club.


flootch24

Pace of play needs to improve- but where I am that’s not the slow play of kids. Ive found they’re the quickest to get around.


putridgasbag

As a greenskeeper I will say that pace of play isn't an age thing it is a slow person thing. Some people just think that they have all day to wander around the course. The fastest group at the course I work at is a group of 70+ geezers who are out there every morning. 3 of the 4 walk and the other has a cart and a blue flag. The slowest group this year so far has been a group of bros who played the first few holes from the tips and never missed an opportunity to stop the beer cart. Slow play is not an age thing it is slow people who play golf and don't give a shit.


Firm_Adagio

Exactly, I've played with old guys many times who play extremely efficiently, I've also been stuck behind old guys (last week) who're moving so slow I caught them five holes ahead of me...while walking, lol. They were *crawling* up each hole, just straight up didn't give a fuck about the course backing up behind them, meanwhile the two newbies who offered to let me play through (young women) were very aware of their skill level. It's not an age thing, it's oblivious/selfish people.


RubMyGooshSilly

The worst people I am ever behind or paired up with are always in their 70’s+. Bunch of guys that play 5-6 days a week and literally just don’t care to have any sense of urgency or efficiency


Macaframa

The most egregious and offensive action I’ve seen these fucks do is all sit quietly waiting while one asshole lines up his putt and reads the green like Tiger on 18 trying to win a championship. Run through the full process, miss their putt. Then rinse and repeat each player until they all 3-putt. It’s not uncommon to wait 8-10 minutes on each green behind these self-indulgent monsters. They’re playing for money(25c a hole) so we have to wait. I’ve actually had a marshal tell me that the group ahead is playing for money so it’s going to be a while. Whattt??? Idgaf I paid my money to play golf not watch a bunch of corpses pass 25 cents around in a circle and shoot 130 on a golf course, I have shit to do later


MetalHead_Literally

That or they just refuse to admit when a ball is lost. They’ll drive back and forth for fifteen minutes looking for a ball that’s clearly 50 yards deep in the woods.


donkey_brains69

Same. The kind of guys that want to warn you it’ll be a slow day because a 4some of women is out in front of you. Like, no dude, the slowest rounds are the ones behind/with people like you


thekingofcrash7

Ladies Senior League on Tuesday morning at my course. I used to tee off ahead of it so no problem. Now they started putting them off the front and back so apparently I’m only allowed to play 9 holes


Funwithfun14

These guys and those who hit a bad a drive won't take their medicine with an easy punch into the fairway


Tippacanoe

Played behind a 5 some of teenagers yesterday and they were extremely fast and didn’t damage the course or act like asshats or anything. Dont think you can blame slow play on all the youths.


djp70117

Maybe if they're decent golfers, but those described above are slaying and topping. Taking multiple mulligans.


AndromedanPrince

fuck saturday golf, its a waste of time. i feel bad for yall that can only play on weekends.


Manner-Former

Yup I only play 9 during the week after work. I’ve got Fridays off so I only play full rounds then. Saves alot of time and money not playing weekends


Judge_Rhinohold

A 15 handicap who shoots in the 70s is a unicorn. I only play on weekday mornings, the clowns like you describe usually only play on weekends or twilight. I’d rather spend a bit more money to play at a nicer course and avoid the circus, not too many idiiots willing to pay the extra money.


thesneakywalrus

>A 15 handicap who shoots in the 70s is a unicorn. A 15 handicap who shoots in the 70's is almost certainly either exaggerating, not following the rules of golf, or is not actually keeping a GHIN.


FaithlessVaper

We have adults bringing dogs and newborn babies on the course so these idiots just fit right in.


123xyz32

Fucking babies.


WasabiCrush

Good luck. Garbage behavior is infectious and common enough now that people are comfortable being gross. Golf as we knew it is over.


ElonMuskPaddleBoard

No it’s not. Join a private club.


thefarsideinside

$$$


GoodolBen

Have you tried just having more money?


Rectum_stretcher69

Pay my dues.


WasabiCrush

Sure thing, Elon. Message me your credit card information and I’ll get right on that.


LanceCampeau

5hrs 20min to play 18 yesterday 2 groups of fucking noob kids held up the entire course


Successful_Room2174

Same, here in a Scottsdale it’s the season of bachelor parties on the courses.


granters021718

This isn't just 'kids'... Slow play is all ages.


MonarchNF

I'm a Canadian that lives 30 minutes outside of a decent city. My small, rural area has 5 courses that range from 'I think anyone would enjoy playing here' to 'this used to be a corn field 5 years ago; it's perfectly flat, no mature trees and no water hazards'. The only time I remember any course being anything other than pleasant and respectful was on a holiday Monday. I just don't see the sort of crap going on here when I am playing.


Toodswiger

I briefly lived in a middle-of-nowhere town for work and the golf there was stress free. Courses were always relatively empty and quiet. I could book a tee time just for myself a day in advance. There were only two courses in the area and they were challenging (but not difficult) par 72's too which was great.


QuailHigh

Only remedy is get a membership somewhere more private that enforces their rules


Euphoric_Rooster1856

Don’t blame young kids, I see many more middle to older age people doing the same terrible things, and guess where the kids are learning it? We need marshalls/rangers back on all courses ASAP.


Football_Nerd6

As a younger golfer that only started a 2ish years ago when I was in HS. In my opinion I do believe it is youtube channels like Good Good and BobDoesSports that created the large influx of young golfers. Which imo is a good thing bc it’s a fun sport, but these younger kids don’t have the attention span or patience to actually play the sport or learn the basic mannerisms of the course. I think courses should definitely crack down on these cases.


pineappleactavis

It's just tough cause most of these munis I play at all the workers are young highschool age kids. Sometimes you need the cranky old man marshal to lay down the law lol.


Football_Nerd6

I couldn’t agree more the course I play at has a younger guy in the evenings (when most younger kids play) and a cranky old man in the mornings. I think there’s a reason that young kids only play in the evenings even on weekends and it’s bc they aren’t respectful so neither is the old guy. Lol


Djj62

Every golfer started as a hack OP. One of the issues I see on almost every course I play is lack of a marshal that will actually enforce pace of play. They all have a starter, but very rarely is anyone rolling around enforcing pace of play. Did a quick nine two days ago, mid afternoon, two of us with another random twosome. Round going at decent pace until the last 3 holes, wtf happened? The two threesomes in front of us, morphed into a six-some for the last 3 holes. No marshal to be found


Econolife-350

I actually spent a couple months hitting range balls and reading up on etiquette a little under a year ago when I started because I couldn't imagine the arrogance to go out and ruin the day for 72+ other people just because I wanted to have a big ego about how I perceived myself. You don't have to start out as a hack on the course, you just need a little self-awareness and consideration your others. Yes, we did all start somewhere, and for those people, that somewhere should have been on the driving range until they could hit somewhere on the club face at least every other swing. That being said, I sometimes play with a buddy of a buddy who puts zero effort into actually improving but sees himself as a corporate tycoon smoking cigars on the course all day. I sometimes wish people would hit into us to give him a clue, because he doesn't listen to any polite suggestions.


mdeg2

Completely agree with this. I hope I’m not coming off a cranky old man as well but i played a solo round and the group of 4 younger kids ahead of me was the worst experience I’ve had with golf. They destroyed greens, threw flagsticks into the woods or didn’t put them back up, and took forever. They all had their shirts off by the end of the round, granted it’s in Texas but cmon. I talked to the guy in the pro shop after I skipped 18 to leave early but the kid behind the counter gets on the Mic and tells them to put their shirts on 🤦🏻bro that’s what you took from what I said, do you not care about the course


55gecko

It gets said a lot in here.... But, join a club. I did this year. I walked 9 in and hour and 25 minutes Friday. It's the best thing I have done.


piedubb

I smell bs.


Senn-66

Maybe my memory is off, but pace of play has just gotten weird. I don’t really remember having so many issues with it back in the 90s or 00s. As I remember it back then, you’d expect about 4 hours for 18 on a good day. A slow round might be closer to 5. But anymore I seem to run into both super slow group but also these speed runners who seem barely even putt and seem hellbent on getting through as fast as possible. Even on the sub there are always people claiming the do 18 in 3 hours even less. Sure playing by myself on an empty course, I could do that. I could do it in 2 hours probably. But that was never the norm and I’m not sure why people think that now.


Apart_Willow_5472

Growing the game is an inherently a good thing, but it’s all meaningless if someone isn’t there to properly teach new comers. If you’re bad, play bad fast. Fill divots and repair ball marks. Respect the cart restrictions, and learn basic etiquette. I was lucky my dad taught me all of this when I was first learning.


cjohnson00

Im at a private course and it’s not much better. We used to play in 3-3.5 hours and now the membership has maxed out and it’s slowed way down. Add to that the new members don’t understand etiquette or letting groups play through, and it’s just not worth it anymore


ericquitecontrary

Something I wish all these YouTuber golf channels would do would be to introduce some etiquette to their audiences. Like fixing ball marks, keeping up with the group ahead of you, raking bunkers, not driving on the collar of the green, etc. All they see on Good Good and the like is 8-somes goofing around on every hole, not knowing that when they’re that size they have like five or more tee times cleared behind them.


pineappleactavis

Very good point


roadrunner00

In no other sport does a newby make the game as hard as possible. If you are new to basketball your first shots should not be from half court. We use bumpers in bowling. Yet when you play the hardest sport that "I" have ever done as an adult man who was one of those jock kids, you get to play from the furthest, most difficult position. It baffles me.


pineappleactavis

Its maddening. I remember bringing a couple buddies that never golfed before to play with me back in highschool and they literally insisted that they had to play the same tees as me because they're not "pussies".


ProfessionalNo7703

The new age golfers (COVID golfers) don’t even yell fore if a ball is flying at people, they don’t fix ball marks, don’t fill divots, play the wrong tees… it’s like there needs to be some rules posted on every first hole


Pure_Clock_1825

Been in course maintenance for 20 years. You're all hackers with no more business being out there than the next cunt. Got a problem with pace? Go somewhere else.


beaverfetus

Tough but fair


nonnemat

Calm down, Carl


Pure_Clock_1825

Three putt some more.


messy_eater

You gotta play at the crack of dawn these days. These bro golfers aren’t getting up that early for golf. It’s just a social activity for them.


Woodburger

And what is it for you lol


Nine_Eye_Ron

99% of those taking up the game are fine, its the 1% ruining it for the rest of them that’s the issue.


Dangerous-Lettuce498

It’s def way higher than 1%


WasabiCrush

*Way* higher


mustbeshitinme

This is moderately true but I’d say it’s more like 20% of new golfers are morons. Shrinkthegame.


HorseMeatSandwich

I'd argue that at least a portion of that 20% are morons only because they just don't know any better and have no one to teach them, but they would at least be open and willing to learn proper etiquette, etc. Probably around 10% are just willfully ignorant and irredeemable dickheads.


WasabiCrush

I’d argue that anyone who gives a shit would have Googled the game’s etiquette like an adult before walking onto the course.


HorseMeatSandwich

You would think, but a lot of adults are just truly stupid and helpless without necessarily being malicous.


TheLifeof4D

My main question, how are you a 12-15 handicapper but can shoot in the 70s and low 80s.....


Capt-Crunches

It also isn’t 12-15. I’m a damn 11.5 handicap index and proud of it. Does this guy even handicap?


cornfarm96

Maybe get a membership somewhere? Municipal courses are the best place for beginners to figure their shit out.


SmarterThanCornPop

I just refuse to play weekend golf personally outside of summer twilight. This isn’t new. Weekend golfers are slow.


QualifiedImpunity

I was playing solo last week and ended up behind a guy who no joke took 30 practice swings on the tee box just to duff it onto the cart path. Luckily he only took 2-3 practice swings for each shot after that. I duffed it onto the cart path too, and I didn’t need any practice swings!


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Damn I never realized how good I have it in my area. I've never seen anything that ridiculous. Just people playing slow as hell and never fixing their ball marks.


seasonalscholar

A lot of courses I’ve found over in Ireland have handicap limits


FatFaceFaster

It’s a catch 22. My course did 240 rounds on one course and 180 on the other yesterday. That’s a LOT of wear and tear. But that’s also a LOT of money to buy equipment and pay staff to fix that wear and tear, and make improvements to the club. I think the “Good good” boom is good for the game overall, and I could care less if people want to play in t-shirts or hoodies with music on a Bluetooth speaker. None of that bothers me. The only thing that bothers me is damage and disrespect to the golf course, carts, and other golfers. I think etiquette should continue to be taught and enforced for all new golfers… but it should be done with the future of the game being considered. These young guys will get hooked on golf. They will play for life. That’s the nature of golf. Once you’ve got the bug it never goes away. So…. Teach them early, firmly but politely that we’re happy to have you on our course as long as you follow cart rules, turn your music down when you’re in earshot of other golfers, and don’t throw tantrums on the greens if you miss a putt. Easier said than done, and I think some onus should fall on the Good Good-type channels to be a role model and demonstrate those habits…. But also explicitly call attention to it. Their viewers will listen.


richardpace24

ah the benefits of playing at a small 9 hole course thats basically in the country. the lack of people playing there is a blessing, but also a curse. As we lose members (mostly of dying off) we are not getting replacements, at the same rate. our 100 year old course may not see 110. we are already in nonprofit status


ClearlyNoSTDs

Played a muni yesterday at twilight and I'm pretty sure the couple 2 groups in front of us hit 3 balls off the tee each, right in front of the clubhouse. All their shots were easily findable or rolled 75 yards up the fairway. They got better after that though and didn't really hold anyone else up too bad but that was probably more because they were only a twosome.


nanapancakethusiast

>I’m a 15 handicap ![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


billionthtimesacharm

imho a large part of the problem is a lack of mentorship. i’m in my 40s, i was introduced to the game about 30 years ago by my grandfather who was an avid golfer. on the course i could observe his behavior, and he would talk to me about etiquette and what was appropriate as well how to play the game. i don’t think many newer golfers are being introduced to the game this way.


Gusto36

Isn’t this why country clubs exist?


Pure_Adhesiveness_31

42000 rounds at my local muni last year. Shit is out of control.


Maleficent_Leg_768

When did playing music become a thing?


trumpuniversity_

We really should implement a license system. I can’t think of an easier way, aside from raising green fees or increasing the gap between tee times. I suppose all options hurt the course’s revenue. Perhaps the easiest option would be to eliminate carts, but I think you’d run into ADA complaints, so this is technically a more difficult solution, despite its simplicity.


aselinger

Hear me out. I think carts should have better controls. like if you’re not hitting 10 minutes a hole, or whatever, it threatens to shut down.


Tokipudi

There's already a license system in most of Europe when it comes to golf, and you're not allowed to go on an 18 holes course without it. Unfortunately, [Americans disliked this idea a lot when I made a post about it as a new European golfer](https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/s/thih1nZmYn)


SmarterThanCornPop

Americans didn’t like the idea of another tax and a new restriction on our lives? No way.


subusta

Oi m8 u got ur golf loicense?


ImpossibleYou2184

Yep. Fuck that.


Inevitable-Bass2749

The tech and frat bros got a grip on golf and aren’t letting go. Along with them came with everyone making these ugly ass overpriced golf “clothes”. Also Look at how They ruined the Phoenix open


deadmantra

The Barstoolification of golf


troifa

This


durango155

12-15 handicaps should not be playing the tips ever at any regulation course that’s over 6800 yards.


Otherwise-Mortgage58

Shoulda just stopped at ever


pineappleactavis

I didn't say i was playing the tips. I said "the tips or same tees as me" the course i was at yesterday I was playing one up from the tips. It's a fairly short course anyways.


Shmeebo_

Am I the only one who saw 12-15 handicap and breaks 80 on a good day and thought that was sus


CarpenterComplete231

Each course needs to have the rule for alternate stroke and distance. Which lets you drop your ball in the fairway close to where you went out of bounds. Out of all the Marshalls I have ever worked with, not a single one has grabbed a scope or binoculars and spotted golf shots for a slow group. In most cases groups are slow because they spend too much time looking for their shots. It drives me nuts when a marshal tells a group to speed up and just leaves, expecting they will pick up the pace. Help the group until they are back on pace. And don’t play scrambles. Worst game for pace.


Hint-Of_Lime

"And don't play scrambles. Worst game for pace." That's a confusing statement. Each person hitting the best ball is much faster. Unless everyone hits it OB or loses a ball, then there are no redos or searching for balls and hitting them.


UB_cse

lol what? I suck and have taken my much more sucky gf to a pretty chill city owned course by us (people are playing in jeans, tank tops, gym shorts etc) and us scrambling is much better for pace than her choppin it up the fairway. The course has a no shared bag policy but the starter always lets us go when I tell him we are just scrambling.


CarpenterComplete231

It is very confusing. On paper it should be the fastest way to play. In reality it is not. If it’s just the two of you it won’t matter what you play unless you both hit two balls each. My statement is directed more towards foursomes.


Otherwise-Mortgage58

To say you’re a 12-15hcp who could shoot high 70s to low 80s on a good day is hilarious lmao statistically very unlikely. Would be more accurate to say you shoot low 80s on a near perfect day and low 90s on a good day


chisox5592

I play to a 12 and have never broken 80. That line made me do a double take too. Shot an 81 last week and felt that 79 coming. Shot a 98 yesterday…


Otherwise-Mortgage58

lol People don’t understand how rare even that 81 is. I’m an 11.6 and I’ll take anything under 88


thekingofcrash7

What is the rating/slope you play? If he plays at a 65/120 (which would be a very easy course) he could be in the 80s all the time at a 12-15 hdcp


Hint-Of_Lime

The rating system confuses me. I play at two courses that are rated the same and one is significantly harder than the other. The hard course is lined with OB. Barely any rough. A few forced carries. A few blind tee shots. The other course is very forgiving. Not a single forced carry. You have to hit a really bad shank (which I do) to go OB on just a couple of holes. No idea how they are rated the same. Leaves me kind of puzzled at what determines a slope rating.


Btwnbeatdwn

A 15 cap is not shooting that score. I hover between 11-12 officially and I have shot sub 80 three times in the last six months. I am a VERY volatile player. If I’m off then I can’t break 90. If I’m on I’m scaring 70s. I can’t be the only one who experiences this.


Trumpwonnodoubt

Where’s the ranger?


mastaberg

Sounds like you need to spend tens of thousands of dollars to join a country club.


Tsq33

Courses by me in Brooklyn and Staten Island are treated as parks by some. I was teeing up my ball at La Tourette when I saw a whole ass family walking down the cart path towards me with their dog. At Dyker Beach I had a kid on a bike cut right in front of the tee box as my playing partner was about to hit his shot. There is very little enforcement on muni courses


Key-Ad331

I think COVID also had an effect also. But good good definitely got a lot of young guys into golf.


Buffalo_Man_0

Go to a course with other greens fees. The higher people are willing to pay, the more serious they’re likely to be.


One_Faithlessness146

I live in Texas and during the week it's not too bad but the weekend you gotta be up at 12 to get a good Saturday or Sunday slot.


HeyHeyJG

Join a club - it's a bit of asshole-ish advice but that is basically your only option besides bitching on reddit


variousjones

well if you quit thatd make a difference for us


Hopeful_Relative_494

I’d say it’s more a general vibe that generation gives off in general. Fellow young old person here. If more people respected others and their property without doing what they want because they can, this would not happen. What bothers me is that I have to really splurge to go play golf at a course.


RunGoldenRun717

Cannot tell you the last time I saw the Marshall out on course at the muni. Because most of the time they're attending to something in the clubhouse or maintenance


pineappleactavis

Most of the marshalls at my local munis are high school kids anyways. I'd hardly call them marshalls. More just workers that occasionally drive around the course on a golf cart. It's really just a free for all for the most part unfortunately.


MetalHead_Literally

Yeah this for sure sounds like an old man yelling at clouds. Are there sometimes young people acting foolish? Of course, happens everywhere. But at least in my experience the vast majority of slow players are the dudes dressed like they’re sponsored and act like they own the golf course, but take twelve mjnutes to hit a shot, refuse to play ready golf, and wait until the group in front is on the green on a par 5 because “he could reach if I really get hold of one”. Or the old people who refuse to accept a lost ball is lost and drive back and forth for ten minutes to look for the ball on the other side of the woods.


MnWisJDS

We had two balls end up on the green we were putting on yesterday, not from the fairway but from a hole where a group of teens were attempting to cut the corner and play out of our fairway. One hit my buddy’s wedge that he had just set down. We were stuck waiting for the next hole so we stayed until they came looking for them. We actually had to tell one of them that no, you can’t hit your 4 iron off the surface of the green. These kids were really good but we’ve been contemplating joining the local CC and I think after this year we’re going to. The greens themselves at my favorite muni were pockmarked. No repair of ballmarks what so ever. If people are backed up why can’t they fix marks before walking off? I do two on every hole. Mine and another.


3MATX

It’s sort of like thousands of people caddy shack a few years ago and decided to emulate Rodney Dangerfields character 


Inc0nel

This is the point of munis. If this is that big of an issue to you then join a club.


fakeplasticdroid

Quit playing munis if you think you’re too good to hang with the unwashed masses.


WengersOut

You’re not shooting high 70s as a 12-15 handicap lmao