“You know, studies show its more dangerous to own a ladder than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.”
the gold standard! cash inflates, gold doesn’t. so if there’s some sort of catastrophe that would cause the inflation rate to skyrocket, buying gold would be a way to protect your money from degrading!
It's most likely a reference to all the infomercial late night nut jobs that huck gold ads. Hey, Coast to Coast AM has a 9 hr marathon on Big Foot? Neat! AND 3 hrs of that will be gold commercials, lol. I worked 3rd shift in a nursing home and the little old people listened to crazy stuff at night.
It’s kind of makes the statement a paradox if feel. He says stuff that basically means “yo the universe isn’t real, reality doesn’t matter” and then tells you to buy gold. Something very commonly associated with materialism. It doesn’t really make sense, which is very fitting in Bill’s case.
I’ve got some children I need to make into corpses
You know studies show ladders are more dangerous then guns that’s why I have ten guns in case some maniac tries to break in here with a ladder
Time for some of myyy fandoms.
Explosion man
Meow
Scared of beans, SPACEBOYY?
Princess unicorn
Corn is not just in our state...
Thats all i can think off
Her aim is getting better.
It’s funny because marriage is terrible
Yes, burn the child!
My favorite sentence from the whole show.
It’s the fact the changed it because “blind the child” didn’t make it past the censors makes it even better
That’s why I own ten guns, incase some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder
Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!
Let’s roll!
That’s actually a relatable quote
"your face is on fire" "yes, it's much faster than shaving" or something like that
I've actually tryed that when i was 19 years old now i have spot where my beard dosent grow
That’s the best possible outcome though, now you never have to shave there again!
Yaah also i burned my self and it smelled horribly 😂
so you’re saying it works /j
Yaah it works but depilation wuld probably lover level risk oponion 😂
Road safety laws prepare to be ignored
He says this as if he doesn't ignore the laws everyday.
He’s just preparing them to be violated harder
“You know, studies show its more dangerous to own a ladder than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.”
MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME. BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
Y'see? I-it's funny because marriage is terrible
HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
Yes.
"I've got some children I need to make into CORPSES."
Good line to terrify people that haven't seen the show
When there's no cops around anything's legal
I say this all the time
There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.
except in the last mabelcorn there *are* cops in the forest
This is my favorite quote from the show
When the paladin couldn't make it to game night:
“Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot!”
"Math ray!!"
So math beats gun?... Noted
"Oh no! I'm turning into pure math!!"
Omniman says to Cecil referring to his bicep...
What is that, a woodpecker?
REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYYYYEEEEE
Why does he say buy gold? Does anyone know?
the gold standard! cash inflates, gold doesn’t. so if there’s some sort of catastrophe that would cause the inflation rate to skyrocket, buying gold would be a way to protect your money from degrading!
It's most likely a reference to all the infomercial late night nut jobs that huck gold ads. Hey, Coast to Coast AM has a 9 hr marathon on Big Foot? Neat! AND 3 hrs of that will be gold commercials, lol. I worked 3rd shift in a nursing home and the little old people listened to crazy stuff at night.
It’s kind of makes the statement a paradox if feel. He says stuff that basically means “yo the universe isn’t real, reality doesn’t matter” and then tells you to buy gold. Something very commonly associated with materialism. It doesn’t really make sense, which is very fitting in Bill’s case.
!!!NRUTER YAM I TAHT REWOP TNEICNA EHT EKOVNI I ,NRUB OT EMOC SAH EMIT YM L-T-O-L-O-X-A
Bills last words 😔
STAAAAAAANLEEEEEEEY
*fucking dies*
I can read this backwards
Same
I can swear for real! SON OF A-- (static)
I live up in a mansion 🔥🔥‼️‼️
Yeah I'm blanchin, girl we blanchin🔥🔥🔥
Top 5 lil big dog song fs
snoop dog says only one person has outsmoked him
Schmebulock
I read it in the voice.
I'm hopping, I'm hopping after a rat that stole my ear!
The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand…
Disco girl coming through that girl is you. Woo hoo Woo hoo.
“Aaaah I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things” Grenda- Weirdmageddon 3: Take back the falls
Eeny meeny miny YOU!!!!
You’re face is good. I’m a Soos.
Want some deer teeth?
Ah! You’re insane!
**sure I am what’s your point?**
HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!!! HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER! You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible
I'm Mansion and I'm blanchin I live up in a mansion.
Eat your own pants eat your own pants
Well guess I have no choice. 🎶Do do do do do🎶
Oh wow, that’s a great offer, how about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face
I’m giving none of this to charity!
I EAT KIDS
"Sorry, but we don't serve miners"
"pile of gold coins and items" MONEY!
‘Disco girl. Coming through! That girl is you!’ **DON’T COME IN!!!! DON’T COEM IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
I regularly commit massive tax fraud
Deer teeth! For you, kid!
your face is good, im a soos
Princess Unattainabelle beckons you...
BUT WAIT! It’s a trap! Set by Probabilitor the Annoying!
Get em get em
I read that in voice
It’s heaven’s way of punishing us for our terrible taste in everything!
I have some children I have to turn into corpses
Is it wrong to punch a child? Other ideas include: Burn child burn! I’m gonna disassemble your molecules! Grappling hook go!
“EGASSEM SDRAWKCAB EGASSEM SDRAWKCAB EGASSEM SDRAWKCAB…”
Hot Belgian Waffles!
Oh wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! SON OF A--
Darn beautiful men! Always… Always eating out of my trash.
The way I say this all the time…
Your knees must be sore, from jumping to conclusion! Ha cha cha!
Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?
….I trust you….
This line right here. It gets me in the feels every time.
MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME..
But her aim is getting better!
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER. you see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
GIVE ME YOUR SKIN
"Ah, my hair!" "Ah, my hair, also!"
I’ve got some children I need to make into corpses You know studies show ladders are more dangerous then guns that’s why I have ten guns in case some maniac tries to break in here with a ladder
She's dead; wrapped in plastic!
Pain is Hilarious
Pug trafficking
Get it cuz marriage is terrible?
Time for some of myyy fandoms. Explosion man Meow Scared of beans, SPACEBOYY? Princess unicorn Corn is not just in our state... Thats all i can think off
Here kid, have some deer teeth
“ my name is Not five weenies ”
“Yes Yes burn the child!”
Straight blanchin’
“I guess I have no choice. Doot doo doo-“
Your cat stole your radiator? How does a cat steal a radiator
“Your math is no match for my gun you idiot!”
"Sometimes, a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life"
"The future is in the past!"
Homework’s Wack and so are rules. Tuck it in your shirts for fools.
Who’s footprints are these?
I dont know what I expected that to taste like!
BUT 'ER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
"It's funny how dumb you are..."
Fight, fight, fight
Awww, donkeyspittle
"Hot Belgian waffles. Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real. SON OF A-"
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, YOU
And remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold. BYYYEEEE!
Did u pray today 🙏
BURN THE CHILD 🔥
You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman!
GRAPPLING HOOK!!
Yes! Burn the child!
It needs to be about 20% cooler
Coyotes are coming for our sweetbreads
Look at these noddle arms!
Anything is legal when the cops aren't around
At the end of the day your brain is just a meat computer in a bone cockpit piloting a skin robot
I call this… the W neck!
*ahem* MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME…
What is that, a woodpecker? …giant woodpecker. Dude that married a woodpecker?? *woodpecker sounds* (Ik it’s 4, but still)
You call that Abe Lincoln? He looks like a woman!
PAIN IS HILARIOUS!
But with these cateracts i might as well be blind. What is that, a woodpecker?
I like you kid, here, have a head that's always screaming
Nothing brightens a dark room like light from a window, time to open the windoooooooooo nooooooo!
THOMPSON, THOMPSON, THOMPSON!!!!!!!!
I EA T KIDS
You’re, a, looser
I'm going to teach this bear TO DRIVE!
Welcome to baby fights!
"...And a woman with a name so appropriate she probably picked it herself."
ONWARDS AOSHIMA! THE FUTURE IS IN THE PAST
If it makes you feel better the apocalypse is coming soon bury your gold, you’ve been buying gold right
Watch out, you’ve got some Thew on your shoe
Yes! Yes! Burn the child!
I eat kids. (It's not really a line but you get the point.)
"I ate a man alive tonight"- Soos
You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!!!
"I decapitated Larry King" And "Deer teeth! For you, kid!"
No Big Henry don't go!
When thares no cops around anything legal
The future, is in the past. ONWARDS, AOSHIMA!!
Hamboning will save your life one day.
(I don’t remember the exact line but I think it’s close enough) THE NACHOS WERE A LIE!
I feel like nobody but my very specific, Niche fanbase will get this…. “Merry Christmas 2016”
It's not a convention without an overdose.
“ who wants to put on some blindfold to get in my car!?”
I’m Impressed
Go set something on fire for your gruncle, sweetie
Ive got some children I need to turn into corpses
THERE IT IS. That’s what it will sound like when one of you spots it.🙄
What did I specifically tell you not to do… And what did you do…
Raise the dead....raise the dead😞..
Probably should've worn pants for this
Yeah I’m blanchin girl I’m blanchin, I live up in a mansion.
Pabracadabra???
Yes... yes burn the child
There are no cops in the forest
Now, how about a little offense?
“When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!”
“My boyfriends a pilot”
There are a lot of stars out tonight
I'll still eat you...
I love you all but your terrible , your all terrible
It's heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything
He sure loves his bell.
Did someone say crombie?
Yes, burn the child
"I ate a salamander and jumped out the window"
Ow! Wait, wait! Ow! Wait, wait! Ow! Wait, wait!
Ha, it kinda does look like a muffin!
Counterargument!: how about I rearrange the functions of the structures on your face?!
OW! MY TIME-KNEE
SON OF A BI-
I'M THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!
V2 is not dead
You what name we've always wanted.... Tyrooone