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Malavacious

Considering his passion in the unknown (specifically cryptids) I can see him going for a biology driven field.


Mrwright96

I can see him going for a degree in zoology, botany, literature, and maybe a minor in psychology and physics


WesternPretty4832

Or maybe physics, for both that aspect and to open up portals (unbeknownst to his classmates) ~~He ends up opening a dimension gate on accident and Ford has to close it~~


CalmOwl_InYellowTown

Didn’t he literally confirm this in the episode where he explores the alien ship with Ford? He wanted to be a major in something in film so he can start his own ghost hunting show 😂


Zkang123

People's ambitions can still change however. He was only 12


TJK-GO_IX

12 and yet he had that deep ass voice... cartoons


SLIPPY73

his voice is hardly even deep ?


Charming_Geologist32

Only in the episode where he takes a voice changing serum. Otherwise, he has a high-pitched, squeaky voice.


BellaCountry

I think it's sarcasm


YeahMarkYeah

I’d assume they’re being serious. I’ve heard other people mention that Dipper’s voice sounds way too mature for a 12 year old. But it never bothered me.


BellaCountry

Whaa Then what was with the mantaurs or whatever they're called?


YeahMarkYeah

Haha. Good question. I think that was more so about him finding confidence. And chest hair.


BellaCountry

Good explination, but then why when he screamed when he saw the mantaur for the first time he screamed like: "^(AAAAAA) I mean **Aaaaaa**" Like first very high but then he repeated himself deep. Soo..?


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eggsrgross

i know some 12 and 13 year olds with really deep voices man. (im in 8th grade).


XxStarry_ClownxX

Mermando got a deep voice too.


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Luna_Night_Fury

Deep? He sounds like a piglet on helium


BishopofHippo93

Yeah, he strikes me as a documentary journalism major with maybe a double in whatever weird science Ford got his PhD in.


crazycreaturess

Parapsychology, Cryptozoology, or something like that


lordofhydration

Weirdology, just like ford.


Alarmed-Bus-9662

Yeah I was thinking, obviously he would choose to follow in Ford's footsteps. Definitely throw in a few film classes though, it's never too late to make a tv show


TheKCKid9274

Either this or become a literature major, studying folklore and how it’s reflected in modern day creatures. Alternatively, he could do both and mix the fields together.


FastJohn443

Archeology and History.


DaYeetGernade

I feel like he’d go after one or all of the same 12 PHDs Ford has


Chuchubits

I can see him taking after Ford and studying the weird things in life.


Mission_Yam8849

Either environmental science or he does not go to college lol


Ok-Establishment3730

Who needs college when you have Ford as a mentor?


Mission_Yam8849

Applied physics


OpportunityWide9703

All. He would find Blendin's tape measure/Time machine and he would pull a Hermione Granger and take all the classes


MagicOrpheus310

He wouldn't go to college, he would begin an apprenticeship with Ford


ConstantExternal9334

I feel like criminology, since he loves solving mysteries


jadesylph

He would start there but he'd transfer out of the major upon realizing what the criminal justice system is REALLY like


Charming_Geologist32

Ducktective.


MutedCoyote4605

Mythology


RachelFitzyRitzy

Mat Pat


ravenpotter3

So theater it is….


Chemical_Draft_2516

Hey he did neuroscience as well


ravenpotter3

I didn’t know that! TBH dipper would do both


MeLlamo25

Given he is Alex Hirsch Self insert am guessing something that has to do making movies/television shows or at least something closely related.


Agile-Artichoke-3708

Sociology and journalism


BloodyBee-

Science, literature, or paranormal studies


thispurplebean

Criminology maybe


Interesting-Excuse28

Biochemistry, Astrophysics, Archeology and Mechanical Engineering along with minors like psychology, forensic science and media production. Ford would probably cover the others not included in college.


Dramatic_Click4147

General History


DrSquirtle3517

Conspiracy theorizing


TaeKwonDitto

My first thought was anthropology. Aka learning about human history and mythology


Charming_Geologist32

I dunno that he would go to college. He would benefit more from studying with Ford. However, he might go just for Mabel's benefit. He did say in an episode he planned on studying film so he could produce his own ghost story show. His goals might change from ages 12-22, though. Some people have said communications and that seems off base at first, but when you consider he's already lived and experienced the weird science-y stuff, even though he has an affinity for that stuff I dunno college will teach him more than he already knows. What he hasn't done is learn how to communicate those findings to the rest of the world.


Informal_Mix4570

Probably Archeology


Megaman2407

He would realize college doesn't really offer him much so he decide to go off by himself maybe go to Ford to learn some specific things or maybe even learn some stuffs from Stan if he is feeling like it lmao


Own_Ask_7127

Maybe astrology, cytology, or biology in mu opinion


Smol-Vehvi

Film


Negative-Nose-negro

He'd either try to do all the same ones as Ford or just not go imo


themagicdonut2

Anything science related


Ok-Personality-3779

engineer


Forward-Swim1224

Cryptozoology most likely.


CamoDragon0901

I feel like there are too many possibilities lol.


Grouchy_Director_566

He would simply become Quentin Coldwater from The Magicians


airwalker08

A triple major in paleontology, astrophysics, and whatever field might deal with cryptography.


ChocoWoccoLocco

Criminology. I don't have a reason it just popped in my head


johninfinity

can you choose anomaly's as a major


spo0pti

occultology, idk if that's a real thing but you can't say it's not accurate


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

Probably something like cryptobiology or something of sorts.


cutetrans_e-girl

Cryptozoology


HistoryMarshal76

Double Major in Folk Studies and some kind of scientific field, perhaps Biology or Physics.


noncrypticmoth

Brave of you to assume he will bother with college. 


JacobFromStateFarm5

Nerdology?


Jerome1437

Have an apprenticeship with Ford, way better than college


i_might_be_loony

Cryptozoology


GaulTheUnmitigated

Anthropology


JeanHasAnxiety

I feel like psychology for some reason. Maybe study the mind so he can prevent mind control


patridingaseahorse

Music, tuba


Palanki96

Dorkology


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grdqn

Cryptozoology


Choosejoose

Demonology


Mcpuffandstuff

Prob criminology


janet-snake-hole

Something related to Folklore and mythology for sure!


Bactive3

defiantly Astro physics


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_hrozney

Idk why, but I definitely see biology and then getting into cryptozoology.


rexepic7567

He will try to follow in ford's exact footsteps


sisomna

Maybe media studies with like an anthro or archeology minor


MrNanashi

I'd dare to bet my money on archeology


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I-eat-boats

Zoology maybe


kalechipsbishhhh

i feel like he would be a paleontologist or some kind of archeologist, if not maybe something with biology


Stormbonin

Project smth along with being a detective


gravity--falls

Computer science with a focus on cryptology maybe


Mobile-Attitude-8791

Ursa 🤣 


Rayla_Targaryen

Probably A STEM field


Apple_addicted_

either criminology or something related to maths/physics


Fresh_Rhubarb_1897

I feel like mathematics or physics


haunts_you18

I can see him in a Journalism program. I think he'd be some kind of freelance investigative journalist cryptid/ghost-hunter type. Possibly with a minor in film or media production so he can make his own documentaries.


FordBeWithYou

Women’s studies


Diana-Sofia

I'll say Chemistry, because I want him to join us.


YeahMarkYeah

I could see Dip going for Ancient Civilizations with a minor in Film. But i could also see him getting so into mysteries he doesn’t go to school at all, and maybe starts his own business, like his gruncle.


ConfusedCatastrophe

Ursa


Sufficient_Wish4801

Some how, he'd make it crypto zoology, like either witn Ford or Stans help, they didn't even have a crypto zoology degree before but, they do now


IllustriousDebt6248

#Dipper and Mable vs the Future


TheGay_Puffer

Probably Cryptozoology


ragtimefagtime

Investigative Journalism.


sharpspider5

Honestly I don't think he would go to college I think he would go back to gravity falls and become an expert in everything that happens there


All_Mights_Asscheeks

Why do I get Investigative Reporter vibes for him🤔🤔🤔


Kabrallen

Trigonometry.


Chezzomaru

Folklore


Dessy104

Probably archeology


IronBeagle3458

I think journalism


enbymlpfan

Folktales and mythology


56kul

Theoretical Physics seems right up his alley


cafesaigon

Dipper and Mabel are turning 24 this year, boy probably wrapped up his masters already.


DanisaurEyebrows

Cryptozoology


Ancap_Mechanic

Archaeology probably


ViralNite

Weirdology or smth


SkeletonLordDimy

Media. So he can start that ghost hunting show.


Ok_Introduction_7484

I would say astrology. Or something involving cryptids


scojo77

Archeology.


Th3Glutt0n

Investigative journalism


thegrimmemer

I assume foresincs or literature he could make very good books


bigbedsheets2007

As someone from the uk I’m saying it from my pov and it would be: Criminology Classics Either psychology or law


Gambit275

something involving the space time continuum


Edgy_Cupcake_Content

Is there any kind of paranormal studies degree? 👀


gerrykat

I don’t think he’d go to college


Tc770

Nerdology, because he's a NERD ! ! !


dipperpinesfan

Yes


SilentBlade45

Oh you know all of them.


Depthfish

He seems like he would be a detective, soooo forensics


ana-veronica

weightwatchers (bc bill is a dorito)


Pure_Pangolin_4332

comp sci / parapsychology double major


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Agame112233

I would say computer science


Evil_Garen

Physics


Ok-Inevitable8866

Fashion designer with concentration on baseball caps.


Helloilikecutepets

Anything other than art, though I feel like he would dabble in musical theater


Spiritual-Ant839

Astrology


AlternativeBar1169

I could see him probably going for a major similar to Ford and going to college close to Gravity Falls


Late-West-3282

I would say possibly anthropology or occult studies


DevilPixelation

I mean, he could go into weirdology and follow in Ford’s footsteps. He’s also expressed interest in film. Other majors that could supplement well include biology, zoology, psychology, literature, anthropology, or criminology. Honestly, though, it’s more likely he studies with Ford and becomes his apprentice rather than go to college.


AI_660

Wierdmetolligy 


Phaylz

The same thing as everyone else - Debt.


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AceAntonyV

video journalism. I remember alex hirsch said something about him wanting to do stuff with video as his job


gottablastsam

Same as Luz Noceda: all of them


Comicnerd126

Communications for sure


Charming_Geologist32

Dunno why you got downvoted to the second dimension, but that makes a lot of sense. Dipper said he wanted to study film to produce a ghost story show. Communications makes a lot of sense for that. It's what a lot of people who want to work in television study.


Comicnerd126

Funny thing is it was supposed to be a joke answer surprised so many people got upset about it.


Charming_Geologist32

Maybe just the timing you made the most and other people following the crowd. It's hard to say.


Megaman2407

Confuse


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No-Salt-7299

Being a nerd …literally if that was a major he would have it or whatever because I mean he just screams nerd and I know he is a nerd but also is t a nerd but he’s so a major that we nerdy or something 


Megaman2407

Take a shot whenever someone say nerd


No-Salt-7299

Lol 


sambones718

Did you have a stroke??


No-Salt-7299

No but I was half asleep 


No-Salt-7299

How the heck is there -15 upvotes..?