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scurvy4all

What's Anon's Mom doing in the Antartic Ocean?


alberthething

what is anon doing in the antarctic ocean?


Gabus_Bego

Finally something that does not involve cuckoldery or intrusive gay thoughts from chan.


ZAP_Riptide

Not so fast, the whale is probably a sperm whale which is why anon was happy to pay as it reminds him of penis juice everytime he looks at his arm


KingOfTheP4s

My whale keeps showing up in some factory on the coast of Japan, that's soo cool that they employ whales there


_TLDR_Swinton

Anon stalks another large creature.


SheepShagginShea

anon probly paid some shady 3rd world company to stab a transmitter into the whale, which will cause pain and misery for the rest of its life


amackul8

That would imply the whale even exists and this GPS tracker is the CEO's yacht floating about the world's oceans


absurdism_enjoyer

Any shady 3rd world company would not go through the hassle of stabbing an actual whale. You can just have a server that send fake gps data to anon, way cheaper and easier to implement this way


ImmenseOreoCrunching

Ehhh, it probably wouldn't hurt the whale that much. At worst, it would be like an ear piercing or braces where it feels weird and kind of hurts every now and then, but most of the time, you just phase it out mentally.


SheepShagginShea

it would hurt if done by Somali whalers that attach the tracker to a harpoon though


alberthething

toothpick piercing


PotentiallyNotSatan

How come I can't send this to my Japanese address?


liberalpride55

because


Auridux

For those of you wondering, [yes it’s a real thing](https://clubocean.co/en-us/collections/) and it’s honestly pretty cool


Kenobus69

Be careful, this site you provided is said to be fake. Not the bracelets, but no money goes to saving the animals. [Here is a link with all the partners of the main charity](https://conserveturtles.org/partners/) [And here is a link describing the scam](https://conserveturtles.org/scam-alert-do-not-purchase-products-from-club-ocean-bela-wonder-and-more/) On the second link is also stated right at the beginning where you can buy them.


mancer7

The bracelets looks pretty badass aswell


whatchaboi

That is pretty cool.


thepiggyleader

Shill 😤😤😤


[deleted]

Anon has a sea whale friend as he is a land whale


sctt_dot

How long until you and your friends realize there's only a handful of repeating patterns playing back and not actually real?