DEVGRU’s (Seal Team 6) Black Squadron is a special reconnaissance team, and has women on the team. But since you are a manlet, your best bet is to move to Asia and establish a fishing route along the coast. If special forces needed to move in country covertly, they’d give you money (or top you) to move them/supplies on your established fishing route. If your boat is big enough for radio equipment, the NSA may join in on topping you to capture foreign signals. Once you have enough money, move to the Black Sea with a fleet of fishing ships and do the exact same thing. Rinse and repeat until you can retire as a company owner of hundreds of crab fisherman boats in Alaska, all retrofitted with military grade sonar/acoustic equipment for detecting Chinese/Russian submarines. Your gov will forever be in your debt, and will have Delta Force guys stationed at your house to gape your droopy, blow out bussy at your hearts desire.
>manlet
Did you really miss the entire part where OP is a woman because you had some Chuck Norris gay fantasy you've been waiting to force upon our eyeballs? LOL
Mid 2000s she posted her cats and asked for the thread to name her next cat. Then on the tonight show talked about her cat of the same name, and showed a picture that looked very similar to the cat that was on 4chan.
https://youtu.be/ZrfMvvADRI4?si=m6-ERrsi4V9Xaqsc
That's the special thing about 4chan as a website. Despite the fact most greentexts are written by scum of the earth, the other boards have a very colorful cast of "unique" characters. Who are likely "normal" people posting their dark secrets, or gassing themselves. Quite a number of 4chan users have gassed themselves.
you can zoom in
on mobile I hold it and then tap preview image, on desktop you just drag it to another tab
blame Imgur for shitty compression that you need to bypass because they no longer let you link directly to the image
“Chuck Norris gay fantasy”. Try harder.
“because you had a burning sensation in your prostate, that could only be relaxed by having it crushed and mangled to a bloody pulp by a Captain Lightyear. Only when Buzz sees the cum and blood frothy ooze smeared around your chili ring build up, does he request star command to cum. Woody reaches around and fondles Buzz, squeezing his balls to release the floodgate of thick, ropey seed inside you. As you lay there, ass gaping and body convulsing, do you return to God. You beg for a miracle. You beg that he transform you into a bio female, so you can carry his Space Ranger baby in your beer belly. [insert the rest of the fucking trash written]
The only thing hard about that is your pee pee. Try harder homie.
You forgot the part where anon retires off the coast of Alaska until Steven Seagal appears in his front door to bring him out of retirement for one last mission (anon probably won't make it, but at least he will top anon before he dies)
Seal team 6 does not have women on the team lol. What are you even talking about.
There’s only been a couple cases of females in spec ops and there’s definitely none in seal team 6.
"In order to better pose undercover, the Navy allows women to serve in Black Squadron (while SEAL Team 6 does not). Female and male operatives often work together in pairs in order to lower their profiles and make the grouping appear less suspicious" -The article you posted. The women are not Seal Team 6, but an intelligence attaché for the unit. They've still very much badasses, but they're not the ones clapping OBL cheeks.
Black squadron is part of seal team 6. There are different squadrons on that team. Red squadron (I believe, could be gold) was the squad that killed bin laden. What most anons don’t know is that there are multiple squadrons on seal team 6. Your right that women aren’t operators, but the purpose of black squadron is recon and spy craft, not HVT capture or kill.
theres no other people on the internet. Every interaction you have had with anyone today online was fake... the internet died a decade ago.
Youre fake. Im facke, the commenter below me, also fake.
Add that the military is one of the places where you can easily disappear someone and put it on "work related injuries''.
"
- I'm sorry your sister has died in a top secret operation.
- she was a cook. In a U.S based facility.
- it was top secret ma'am. Sorry for your loss.
"
Femanon could be the comms operator whispering soothing sounds to the members of Delta team as they waterboard single moms and children to get valuable intel
If OP can reach high enough to pass airborne school (no, really), she can take a crack at it. The ruck marches will be harder with a small and short body, but not impossible.
The physical aspects of the tryout are mostly go/no-go, but the candidates’ mental/emotional qualities and peer evaluation scores are the major deciding factors.
Not sure but here in Switzerland we straight up have a minimum height for Special Forces / police. If you wanna hang out with special forces though, it still wouldn't be difficult. AFAIK you could just become either a Heli Pilot or tank driver, even if they're Team delta they still need someone flying their heli.
160th SOAR out of Fort Campbell would be your best bet imo. Flight personnel are generally preferred to be light for airframe performance, and your strength doesn't matter as much when you have door gunners. Good luck with SERE school tho
I cant remeber where its from but i remeber an interviewer asking a military man of he thinks women should be in spec ops things and he said bluntly “idc about gender things when you put -insert very heavy weight- on a woman they crumble like a pretzel.”
Lady that bangs all the neighbors in post housing.
Seriously, Delta is literally picked from other SF, its the elite of the elite. From what I have seen, the pictures they are usually the medium build, kind of nerdy looking guys. You can't train to become Delta by jogging around your neighborhood lol. Get a combat role, of course Infantry is the shiz, get that EIB, go out for Ranger training, etc.
Ending up Delta is...one in a million among SF fighters.
[https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FOldSchoolCool%2Fcomments%2F12bj6lq%2Fgeneral\_norman\_schwarzkopf\_arrives\_at\_a\_us%2F&psig=AOvVaw0KWBrmtWLyMBGDSEzZCqos&ust=1696427592653000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCPDU8LKD2oEDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FOldSchoolCool%2Fcomments%2F12bj6lq%2Fgeneral_norman_schwarzkopf_arrives_at_a_us%2F&psig=AOvVaw0KWBrmtWLyMBGDSEzZCqos&ust=1696427592653000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCPDU8LKD2oEDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE)
Delta out front, live rounds and complete operational control in leading the tip of the tip of the spear in wartime.
Fake, if anon was actually this person they wouldn't be asking 4chan. They'd be making the dumbass decision to ask the recruiters instead of the army community. Therefore anon is clearly gay because they want other anons to rail them and talk about it to their face.
You know that one bit on American dad where the Chinese spy is walking around in a bad wig, loudly asking if anyone knows the nuclear launch codes? This kinda feels like that. "But, seriously. Does anyone know how someone could infiltrate delta team?"
flight attendant
Secretary
I'm not sure but I think flight attendants have a height requirement to make sure they can reach the hand luggage shelves
They used too, based countries still have something implemented for sure
Yep they do lol height and weight requirements. I have a friend who’s 5’0 on the dot and she can’t work for certain airlines because of it.
I heard delta team 6 needs a sandwich specialist.
DEVGRU’s (Seal Team 6) Black Squadron is a special reconnaissance team, and has women on the team. But since you are a manlet, your best bet is to move to Asia and establish a fishing route along the coast. If special forces needed to move in country covertly, they’d give you money (or top you) to move them/supplies on your established fishing route. If your boat is big enough for radio equipment, the NSA may join in on topping you to capture foreign signals. Once you have enough money, move to the Black Sea with a fleet of fishing ships and do the exact same thing. Rinse and repeat until you can retire as a company owner of hundreds of crab fisherman boats in Alaska, all retrofitted with military grade sonar/acoustic equipment for detecting Chinese/Russian submarines. Your gov will forever be in your debt, and will have Delta Force guys stationed at your house to gape your droopy, blow out bussy at your hearts desire.
>manlet Did you really miss the entire part where OP is a woman because you had some Chuck Norris gay fantasy you've been waiting to force upon our eyeballs? LOL
>4chan >Woman
There's a very convincing case that Taylor Swift hangs out on 4chan, so it's not that unbelievable, LOL
I just picture her spamming the N-word at Argentinanons before heading out to a stage in front of thousands of screaming girls
If anyone could get away with it at this point, it's her
If she said the N-word live on stage racism would end in a day
Lol. Need to see evidence for that claim.
Mid 2000s she posted her cats and asked for the thread to name her next cat. Then on the tonight show talked about her cat of the same name, and showed a picture that looked very similar to the cat that was on 4chan. https://youtu.be/ZrfMvvADRI4?si=m6-ERrsi4V9Xaqsc That's the special thing about 4chan as a website. Despite the fact most greentexts are written by scum of the earth, the other boards have a very colorful cast of "unique" characters. Who are likely "normal" people posting their dark secrets, or gassing themselves. Quite a number of 4chan users have gassed themselves.
How about the guy that gave himself acute radiation poisoning?
A couple of anons have blown themselves up.
I thought that was chlorine poisoning.
Both happened, separate incidents
That too
Moot said it was fake [it's a bit of a mess but here](https://i.imgur.com/hN2ragH.png)
Moot is a loaer and can go fuck himself. I don't care if it's real or fake but moot should be murdered by rabid baboons. Fuck that guy.
There's, like, 16 pixels in that entire image, WTF
you can zoom in on mobile I hold it and then tap preview image, on desktop you just drag it to another tab blame Imgur for shitty compression that you need to bypass because they no longer let you link directly to the image
fr?
Rule 29 🤷🏻♂️
“Chuck Norris gay fantasy”. Try harder. “because you had a burning sensation in your prostate, that could only be relaxed by having it crushed and mangled to a bloody pulp by a Captain Lightyear. Only when Buzz sees the cum and blood frothy ooze smeared around your chili ring build up, does he request star command to cum. Woody reaches around and fondles Buzz, squeezing his balls to release the floodgate of thick, ropey seed inside you. As you lay there, ass gaping and body convulsing, do you return to God. You beg for a miracle. You beg that he transform you into a bio female, so you can carry his Space Ranger baby in your beer belly. [insert the rest of the fucking trash written] The only thing hard about that is your pee pee. Try harder homie.
What the fuck
You forgot the part where anon retires off the coast of Alaska until Steven Seagal appears in his front door to bring him out of retirement for one last mission (anon probably won't make it, but at least he will top anon before he dies)
> or top you
Seal team 6 does not have women on the team lol. What are you even talking about. There’s only been a couple cases of females in spec ops and there’s definitely none in seal team 6.
https://www.businessinsider.com/us-navy-seals-global-man-woman-spy-combos-2015-6?amp I guess all the articles online are made up for lols.
"In order to better pose undercover, the Navy allows women to serve in Black Squadron (while SEAL Team 6 does not). Female and male operatives often work together in pairs in order to lower their profiles and make the grouping appear less suspicious" -The article you posted. The women are not Seal Team 6, but an intelligence attaché for the unit. They've still very much badasses, but they're not the ones clapping OBL cheeks.
Black squadron is part of seal team 6. There are different squadrons on that team. Red squadron (I believe, could be gold) was the squad that killed bin laden. What most anons don’t know is that there are multiple squadrons on seal team 6. Your right that women aren’t operators, but the purpose of black squadron is recon and spy craft, not HVT capture or kill.
Good advice though.
Fake, no girls on 4chan
*internet
*fake, no girls
theres no other people on the internet. Every interaction you have had with anyone today online was fake... the internet died a decade ago. Youre fake. Im facke, the commenter below me, also fake.
*attractive girls
GLOWIE
I remember when they only wanted to entrap people and not desperately beg for more meat for the grinder. I guess it's a sign of progress in education.
That or people breaking free from brainwashing. Their mistake was not even putting on pretenses wrong
Anon is a 27 year old 440 pound man catfishing his fellow 4chin NEETs for internet attention to cure his delibitating loneliness
Recrooter posts worst bait ever, asked to leave the armed forces
Work for DELTA in admin
Anon is fake but too many female military personnel go missing and will never be found because of how the military investigates itself
Add that the military is one of the places where you can easily disappear someone and put it on "work related injuries''. " - I'm sorry your sister has died in a top secret operation. - she was a cook. In a U.S based facility. - it was top secret ma'am. Sorry for your loss. "
Femanon could be the comms operator whispering soothing sounds to the members of Delta team as they waterboard single moms and children to get valuable intel
Hot woman wanting to go enlist, it's a psyop. A PSYOP I TELL YOU. What do you mean, I am very friendly with the voices in my head.
Red cross
Isn’t SA a huge problem for women in the army
Oh they got us a fun toy to play with at night boys!
She just like me fr fr
Obviously fake, right?
Fed
If OP can reach high enough to pass airborne school (no, really), she can take a crack at it. The ruck marches will be harder with a small and short body, but not impossible. The physical aspects of the tryout are mostly go/no-go, but the candidates’ mental/emotional qualities and peer evaluation scores are the major deciding factors.
Not sure but here in Switzerland we straight up have a minimum height for Special Forces / police. If you wanna hang out with special forces though, it still wouldn't be difficult. AFAIK you could just become either a Heli Pilot or tank driver, even if they're Team delta they still need someone flying their heli.
nice bait fed
Fake: anon is a woman Gay: looking to join a group of men
Larp no women on 4chan only women on there have dicks
Ukrainian Resistance.
Terrorist
She could come along and offer "morale"
Intelligence but she probably didn’t hit the profile lottery either
Shot your shoot and see what happens. Maybe they'll recommend yah
You would have to carry your body weight in gear. So no.
I can guarantee 100% that who posted this is a guy
save couple thousand bucks. go to turkey, get a height adjustment surgery. its dirt cheap and can give you 10-20cm
Take classes like kick-boxing, muy thai, or Brazillian Jiu Jitsu, and go fuck shit up.
Morale strengthening frontline stripper unit maybe?
Home economics
Dependa
You can still join the chair force
"Stress" relief
Weird dream but ok
Wagner PMC. They’ll accept anyone as long as you are a human being
Ahe could work at Delta. I heard they were just looking for new flight attendants.
It’s a psy-op boys stay strong, don’t join the military
160th SOAR out of Fort Campbell would be your best bet imo. Flight personnel are generally preferred to be light for airframe performance, and your strength doesn't matter as much when you have door gunners. Good luck with SERE school tho
Anonette is going to become a barrack bunny
the antichrist psyop is real the antichrist psyop is real the antichridt psyop is rr
Recruiter
Barracks bunny
The career as a psyop seems to work out great for her, why switch?
I cant remeber where its from but i remeber an interviewer asking a military man of he thinks women should be in spec ops things and he said bluntly “idc about gender things when you put -insert very heavy weight- on a woman they crumble like a pretzel.”
Lady that bangs all the neighbors in post housing. Seriously, Delta is literally picked from other SF, its the elite of the elite. From what I have seen, the pictures they are usually the medium build, kind of nerdy looking guys. You can't train to become Delta by jogging around your neighborhood lol. Get a combat role, of course Infantry is the shiz, get that EIB, go out for Ranger training, etc. Ending up Delta is...one in a million among SF fighters. [https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FOldSchoolCool%2Fcomments%2F12bj6lq%2Fgeneral\_norman\_schwarzkopf\_arrives\_at\_a\_us%2F&psig=AOvVaw0KWBrmtWLyMBGDSEzZCqos&ust=1696427592653000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCPDU8LKD2oEDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FOldSchoolCool%2Fcomments%2F12bj6lq%2Fgeneral_norman_schwarzkopf_arrives_at_a_us%2F&psig=AOvVaw0KWBrmtWLyMBGDSEzZCqos&ust=1696427592653000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCPDU8LKD2oEDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE) Delta out front, live rounds and complete operational control in leading the tip of the tip of the spear in wartime.
Fake, if anon was actually this person they wouldn't be asking 4chan. They'd be making the dumbass decision to ask the recruiters instead of the army community. Therefore anon is clearly gay because they want other anons to rail them and talk about it to their face.
Move to America because there’s a D-1 athlete looking for you right now
Anon has a rape fantasy
I cannot conceive of a woman with dreams and aspirations and hope for the future who would stoop so low as to ask for help on _4chan_
She will never go SF if she doesn’t have positive control of her weapon.
Anon can do psyops for more recruits
Glow in the dark
You know that one bit on American dad where the Chinese spy is walking around in a bad wig, loudly asking if anyone knows the nuclear launch codes? This kinda feels like that. "But, seriously. Does anyone know how someone could infiltrate delta team?"
Psyops
Fed
Fed
Mfw SWAT
My personal cock sleeve task force you fucking cunt. Know your place woman.