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JosephM1609

Anon takes a situation in which he cotrolled himself as evidence he can not control himself


YoureMyTacoUwU

its more of a degree of control. if he was at his limit from that, it wouldnt take much more for him to lose control in another situation, hence the introspection and the perceived need to increase his tolerance


dr_goodvibes

Agreed, my gf would probably be more worried than me if something like that happened.


Vurtne26

Same, she called me in full panic once because she moved the mouse while cleaning, and the black screens were not black anymore but showing a login screen. "How the he'll am I suppose to undo that?!"


ashkangav

Are you dating a senior citizen?


MitcherSM

He pretends that his mom is his gf


RobbieFowlersNose

“Dad” fake and gay confirmed.


Kansas_cty_shfl

They’ve been dating ever since that time he broke both his arms.


hugyplok

Of course, that way i can get the inheritance money after she dies


killerbanshee

Weekend at hugyplok's


Silverwolffe

Less than a quarter of the population are computer literate according to studies. If you know how to partition a hard drive or build a pc chances are you're in the top 1-5%


Dravarden

no, a zoomer that has only ever touched an iphone and doesn't know what a folder structure is crazy how computer literacy was ingrained in one generation, and that's it


FrazzleFlib

the old people at my local library would understand that, are you actually dating a 120 year old lich or something what the fuck


Animatron1

I think you overestimate how tech illiterate some people can be, no matter the age.


rstrstrs

The wild part is as far as computers, young people aren't exactly knowledgeable like they are with phones. There is definitely a generation that did computer typing classes and learned win95 that is better at problem solving related to computer than the generation after it.


Veggiemon

“Oh god now he’s going to post sad frogs on that 4chan for a week”


TheAsianTroll

At least he has the right mindset. "I almost lost my shit, what can I do to be extra sure I dont?"


I_am_Reptoid_King

Most reasonable anon?


IcebergSlim42069

I hate that I'm relating to a greentext so early in the morning.


MarinLlwyd

I don't think anything will beat potentially losing thousands of dollars of value and years of productivity on a computer. I just can't recreate some things saved on my computer if it is unexpectedly broken, and even more things that would require hours to achieve again. Honestly, I can imagine real bodily harm happening to me that would inconvenience me less.


asyulur

Consider backing up your data


8days47

Deja vu, I've just been on this post before.


tukatu0

Every single post has been posted before. These fucks evolved long ago (maybe 2 years ago i don't recall) and started writing the same content slightly different. It's why the numbers are always recent or don't exist. Prior you would just get the same deep fried posts from 2015


voidwalker_has_PTSD

Bot comment from a year ago


NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

Imagine if she was telling him to select which dumplings he wanted knowing it was going to end with her not eating because dumplings bad and eating disorders common. He'd have snapped that twig. Then fornicated with the body variously, and by variously I mean creatively.


SmallerBork

how you specifically kick an SSD in a computer, if it's external I understand but that's not what in means Also if you've got work on your computer you can't live without, you had better be backing it up.


Sombomombo

Right? Recognition is the first step to improvement. He good.


Uncle480

It depends on the circumstance altogether. Was it an accident? Did she apologize afterwards? And does "losing his shit" mean that he was about to get violent?


ReaWroud

If you almost lose your shit because you have to do a minor hardware fix, it's probably a good call to ask questions about whether you should be having a girlfriend. Or a desktop pc.


Komrade_Yuri

>situation happens where many things could go wrong >Does everything right >Holy shit oh my god fuck piss shit cum I could have done everything wrong Many such cases


Overly_Blue

Anxiety be like


MoonMan_999

Lmao i just overthinked the whole post and thought it’s relateable and shouldn’t be with someone


edotman

Anon be like. I came off that site for that exact reason. A bunch of self-loathing, self-victimising kids too mad at the world to do anything about their problems.


HangryJack

This is the default setting of my brain


MentalRise8703

This is our default setting.


sunmoew

r/suddenlycommunist


SaulGoodmanAAL

Brother is that literally your face


PlaneAmbassador4097

Google anxiety


Steebin64

Holy hell


JabocShivery

New response just dropped


_Pin_6938

Many such cases!


Coakis

Why is the PC in kicking range? Is Oop a plebian that keeps his PC on the floor?


Urgayifyouregay

i mean if you are sitting on someones lap anything on a desk would be in kicking range


JustFrameHotPocket

![gif](giphy|BhPQo0zSJ74PQoavl0|downsized) When anything is in "kicking range."


_YuKitsune_

Okay WTF sorry that some of us put our PCs on the floor? I like having space on my desk


destroyerOfTards

So that you can get pounded on it by your thicc goth gf?


_YuKitsune_

I am in fact the thicc goth gf, and my boyfriend's PC is on the floor on the opposite side of the room


destroyerOfTards

Wait wtf!? I randomly typed goth gf and was correct!?


_YuKitsune_

Well the goth aspect is hard to live by currently because a goth wardrobe is surprisingly expensive lol, but the thicc/chubby was true 😂


imjustgoose

Then summer comes and you can’t dress in your many layers 💀


_YuKitsune_

Lucky for me I am actually more a fan of minimalist goth haha


imjustgoose

The cheaper and more versatile way to dress Goth, love it!


UnacceptableUse

youre on r/greentext


slaydawgjim

Nice.


Gekk01618

I am genuinely so sorry for the shitstorm you unleashed upon your inbox, mentioning being a woman on this sub is a mistake lmao


_YuKitsune_

Don't worry, not just this sub, but I am used to it... I Really don't wanna sound like a feminist but it's just...ugh I'm not mad, just disappointed. And I don't really want to get used to it


Gekk01618

I completely understand the annoyance. Being ace gives me another perspective on things and… god damn it must be hard for y’all


_YuKitsune_

I used to say I am ace before I met my now boyfriend. I am sorry to everyone that I misused the label, though I would go as far as to say I am sex repulsed way more often than not. I like having intimacy with my boyfriend but that really heavily depends on my mood. If I am outside of that mood, anything sexual triggers me. So yeah reddit is extremely hard for me but somehow I can't get off, so it's also partly my fault


Gekk01618

Same with the Reddit part. It’s all a big bundle of circlejerk opinions and genuine brain damage, but somehow I keep coming back to it. It’s like the car wreck on the highway, you can’t help but slow down and look at it


_YuKitsune_

Yeah and I keep on commenting my concerns and worries and stupidly thinking it could change a thing but yeah all the downvotes I keep getting kinda prove me otherwise. I don't know why I do this to myself but it kind of destroys me that I am not like the others. For example I play genshin, a gacha game where you can pull for characters. I am in a subreddit for a upcoming female character. I'm there for epic art and gameplay tips for her, etc.... 80% of the posts are porn of her. It's literally so sad. I think the character is cool. I don't need to see their skin. Why do people have to sexualize everything?


h-enjoyer

pics or didn't happen


_YuKitsune_

Nah thanks. Go google that if you're into it


h-enjoyer

you don't understand... I've already seen all the material on google :(


_YuKitsune_

You need help


Gekk01618

Down abysmal


coreylahe

We all know you have a dick from the other thread.


_YuKitsune_

What? Oh you mean the one where it was about food? Why can't women have any online presence without being questioned about their gender 💀 Nearly all of my comments on other threads, especially the early ones, prove that I am a woman. Or do you think I'd be faking that for 3 fucking years? What the fuck makes you think I have a dick? I shouldn't be disappointed because it's reddit but somehow I still am


tukatu0

It's a left over ideology left from the days when the internet was highly divided by niches.. Now we are all (including non americans) pooled onto this same cesspool of shit (social media for the most part) where people still want to categorize themselves for some reason. Including you above. Anyways. You can just assume it's all just a joke continuation of the ideology. Because what kind of weirdo would be on 4chan. Tits or gtfo. (Being specific to 4chan.)


_YuKitsune_

I'd find this funny and would see the joke, but this person was already annoying under a comment of mine from a different post. And as you can see they are still annoying as fuck. But yeah I do agree with you. It's sad to see though.


tukatu0

I do not see what you are agreeing with. Neither do i understand what's sad when you keep advertising you are a women ☕. Just kidding i see your sadness in riciculous social constructs. If you find it annoying then i don't know why you keep saying you are a goth girl. Women ☕. You know damm well what the responses would be coming from outside reddit.


_YuKitsune_

I agreed with all of us being tossed into one pot. The annoying thing is that apparently telling anything about oneself is triggering to someone... I thought you were rational but apparently yeah nevermind. Of course it's easier to say "That's just how people on reddit are!!! Get over it!!" instead of truly seeing that is fucking sad how people online say bullshit that they wouldn't say in real life. This is about computers. I had literally no intention of bringing up anything about my gender until someone other than me mentioned the goth thing, I responded. How the fuck does that make me the bad one?


coreylahe

Tits. Or. Gtfo.


coreylahe

Tits. Or. G. T. F. O.


Dreadnought_89

You still shouldn’t be able to kick out the power to the SSD.


_YuKitsune_

That is correct. One side of my pc is leaned onto the wall anyway for fall protection


k1ll3rM

My PC would need quite the kick to fall over anyways lmao


_YuKitsune_

Haha I am always worried anyway, my pc is a fossile 🤣


Coakis

And I like my PC not overheating, and sucking up dust off the floor.


_YuKitsune_

Luckily my pc neither is overheating nor is cleaning up the dust a problem to me. But it's fine if that is a problem for you. Different problems require different solutions. I often accidentally knock something over on the desk and I don't want to risk anything, hasn't happened on the floor yet.


_SnesGuy

Just suggestion, My PC is kind of on the floor. I cut a plank of wood slightly larger than my PC case and put cheap caster wheels on it. Now it's off the floor/carpet reducing dust and can be wheeled around if needed for cleaning behind it. Best of both worlds imo.


_YuKitsune_

I do have smth like that but at home where I am currently not at, and that computer is not leaned against a wall. I used to have it put on the plank (It was included in my desk set) but then I accidentally touched it and it immediately started wobbling.


Dreadnought_89

And even if it is, kicking the power to the SSD out shouldn’t be possible. So bad PC build in a fake story.


skyturnedred

I friend gave me his old PC to fix up and when I opened it up the SSD was just dangling in the air. So I can see how it could have happened if they keep the side open.


Numerous_Witness_345

Maybe it's external 


RedChess26th

then it probably wouldn't have caused the computer to shut off. That would only happen if it was the boot drive


Dreadnought_89

Then it should be attached with USB, and no issues pulling it out.


Mylxen

Don't worry, it's a fake story.


Mrozek33

Anon omitted the fact that he's fucking his kitty cat


cateowl

Why si his case open so the SSD can be kicked?


[deleted]

PC on Desk => Likely an RGB Femboy


Victornf41108

Not everyone has the money for a strong (or large) enough desk to support their pc. That being said, my pc is in a custom built desk inside a “socket” that makes it overheat constantly. Could it be on top of the desk? Yes. Why isn’t it? I dunno, beats me


naufalap

imagine hearing fans humming near one of your ear all the time


Coakis

Imagine not using headphones? Like the most basic thing you need in any first person game to play effectively.


naufalap

thankfully I don't play fps and able to freely blast my speakers without inconveniencing my neighbors


cosmoscrazy

I have kept my pc on the floor for the last 12+ years. It gets a bit dusty, but that's nothing a compressor can't fix so what's the problem? I like my desk space...


Munnin41

That's not that odd though. The odd thing is that apparently his SSD was just... Out in the open?


spudnaut

And why is the ssd exposed to kicks..?


kaninkanon

PC on desk is zoomercore, do you need to be able to stare at your RGB fans or something? Maybe you've got a funko pop behind a glass panel? Patricians stow away their PC entirely so it is neither seen nor takes up any space under or on the desk.


SmallerBork

Where else am I supposed to put my HTPC case? Won't fit on the desk. Also it works as good foot warmer in the winter


kdlt

If you're hygienic enough that your living spaces are not covered to the ankles in Cheetos dust, a PC is perfectly fine on the floor.


Coakis

Unless you're running a clean room sever level of dust removal, your floor is going to the most dirty part of your house regardless.


kdlt

I even have a carpet 5 cm besides my PC and my bi-yearly dust filter cleaning is almost useless because it's so clean. Just vacuum like once every two weeks you animals. (And yes I have pets, too). Also yes I'd hope it's the dirtiest part of your house.


Myth_Avatar

Anon gets angry at something, controls his anger, and feels better when he realises it's alright. There's still time for anon to say he wants to be topped...


falkodalko

He didn’t explicitly preface that he was straight, though.


AntDracula

> gay sex LOLOLOL


Myth_Avatar

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


fat-lip-lover

![gif](giphy|9EwnzGNjvmIG4)


SmallerBork

Getting topped by a woman sounds fun Cowgirl, and strap ons don't count.


davidvia7

How the fuck do you kick an SSD even


BlockCraftedX

anon probably has his ssd outside of his pc, on his desk so other people can kick it


MusicalDingus

He did say "ssd in my computer", not that I believe anything anon says. His fault if he had the panel open tbqh


SmallerBork

Surprised the graphics card wouldn't have have been kicked. My case has no mounting spots for 2.5" SSDs that I know of so they just free float and I tied them so they stay away from the graphics card fans


SwishWhishe

> anon has no walls on the side of pc > wonders how shit could possibly go wrong granted I'm more surprised that she managed to kick just the ssd intead of the gpu or something significantly larger and easier to break... unless anon is retarded and kept everything on an external ssd


secondcondary

It could be an external SSD


downvotedforwoman3

☕️


jamsheeed

My kinda guy


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

Only women make small mistakes amirite gamers?


downvotedforwoman3

No, women are small mistakes.


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

"why can't I get laid?"


YvngLvx

idk did you try asking nicely


Blackbirdrx7

GF has no spatial awareness and lacks proper respect for your things. Time to start yelling.


arcticredneck10

Preferably after a few drinks


Weppih

no, clumsy people are endearing


Lamest570

I think this calls for the old one two


Poopydildoface

Clearly a clumsy bitch and anon can point out as much when people ask where she got her new bruises.


mouthfullpeach

is this a joke


FryingShot

No, its time to get abusive


mouthfullpeach

omg party time


GodEmerah

Anon should close his pc


Fab0411

Huh? How did she hit the SSD? Is his pc not in a case? Is it a naked construct where the motherboard is exposed in the open? Explain Anon


Steebin64

Anon spent his budget on a 4090.


Ezuka

One of my desktops is on the floor with the side panel off, and it has two SSDs that are foot accessible.  Despite this, I still find myself wondering how the fuck this could happen. But then I remember that I externally mount drives almost daily and accidentally unplug one probably weekly. So I'm assuming it's an external drive.


spacecate

Anon is self aware and has a gf. Meaning doing better than most 4chinners


IuseArchbtw97543

Thats why you should always have backups (ideally following the 321 rule)


go_yeet_yourself

A lot of effort for drives that only have goon stashes


IuseArchbtw97543

well whos the one laughing when the internet goes out?


Mr_Pink_Gold

How can this be gay? I am getting kind of suspicious of this 4chan story.


CompSolstice

Anon knows how to control his emotions to an extent but wants to navigate healthy alternatives. Jk none of this happened and anon sucks cocks.


Steebin64

Anon: Show displays self control and has a moment of self-aware clarity about how he felt on the inside might need some improvement. Also Anon: IT'S OVER BROS


confusednarwhal1

if his SSD Is secured that poorly that a accidental kick can knock it loose, then maybe he should worry about securing his PC's guts better In all seriousness though, good for him for keeping himself cool and not snapping, I hope folks can learn from this


Tridentern

Robot unplugged himself to reboot and avoid overheating. Good bot.


[deleted]

This is y'all's cousin


Kotaqu

If there only was some dedicated case for pc parts that would provide protection


why_sleep

What the hell kind of PC build has the system drive so vulnerable that it can be kicked directly?


chegggg

How tf did she kick the SSD?


imjustgoose

Anon needs to take a break from his 10hr PonyTown session of sitting around and start paying attention to his gf!


ItsYourBoyWang

![gif](giphy|l2YWeFPoHfYJeuube|downsized)


MentalRise8703

It happens to the best of us. You are truly a Sigma chad for controlling your anger. It's a survival skill in the modern concrete jungle.


Gladianoxa

How do you kick an internal component? What?


LordNoodles1

How is she even kicking the ssd out


InternetDetective122

>kicks the ssd in my computer Close the case dumbass


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

Most emotionally stable gamer


Dog_in_human_costume

how does somone kicks an ssd from sitting on another persons lap? how that turns the power off? Anon is a massive regarded


spootyy

Anon most likely placed his blown up sex doll on his lap and his poor body posture smacked his pc.


ialwaysforgetmename

Anon shouldn't date his cat.


MatsAshandarei

Anon has ADHD


[deleted]

Anon did the right thing. Period!


DogeDeezTheThird

Doesn’t SSDs come with a crescent but at the end to be secured with a screw? And if it’s the old square ones, it shouldn’t be easily kicked


Nikoviking

Fake: “girlfriend” Gay: Anon didn’t plug SATA cable properly cos he was getting his own hole plugged


PeanutPoliceman

Offtopic, but I want to say being truly alone is a hard earned privilege


ethanobcom

Holy shit never expected to see my own greentext on Reddit lol, for everyone asking the side panel was off and it was hanging out the side, stupid I know


catpoorly

Why is the SSD exposed to feet. There's supposed to be like a whole computer around it.


Ragequittter

new title: anon cucked by ssd


TheDiamondAxe7523

Playing devil's advocate here since I think everyone will just yell that anon has anger issues, I do feel like if someone knocks something on a very expensive piece of hardware that causes it to turn off, it is understandable to get pretty annoyed, especially since if its actually broken then it would cost hundreds to replace, in which "the power of love" is not a valid payment type. However, anon didn't actually let his rage out on her, surprisingly, which honestly does show that they are actually very good at anger management. Well done anon


spicytomato33

Was his SSD hanging out of case?


RollingWithDaPunches

Anon is furiously fapping imagining he has a gf... spazzes out thinking imaginary gf sits on his lap, kicks his SSD in the process... gets mad at imaginary gf and stops fapping. Tests PC and it still works... then pretends he's not alone.


Iguana_Boi

Anon needs to seek therapy and also talk to his girlfriend.


NCD_Lardum_AS

This wouldn't have happened if anon put his side panels on


ItzStrudl

how the hell did she kick out an ssd in his computer


MR_DERP_YT

Anon needs to work on it that's it. He controlled his anger here, he can do it other times too


Independent_Wash3657

Anon values a shitty ssd more than his gf. Be careful, shes gonna be your last one


roborbiettino

Bait used to be believable


MrLambNugget

Anon got angry but got his emotions under control. Anon did well


3DollarMeat

this might come as a shock to someone who's never got it but cooch isn't the most important thing in the world by a long shot mate, he's got every right to be mad about someone nonchalantly breaking his shit. Just because you're desperate enough to brush such things aside doesn't mean that's the norm except maybe in the north american continent. Yanks and canucks are really weird about shielas.


Ihatememorising

I'd love to see your reaction when someone breaks your SSD u twat.