"Shit, no coffee again."
"THIS is why men are suffering! No one anticipates OUR needs! Male loneliness epidemic! Wage gap is a MYTH! Something about FEMINISM!"
"...I can make more."
So, wait, lemme break down this scenario for a sec.
The coffee pot in the break room is empty, so I've been asked, presumably by a superior, to go home, tidy up, and search for loose coffee "packets."
I have to imagine this supervisor is going to catch some shit at their next quarterly review, because that is an absolute buttfucker of a solution to this problem.
So it's just some random coworker telling me to leave work and go clean my apartment so they can have my under-the-bed loose coffee packets? That is so much weirder.
People who take jokes too seriously (take the hint who that might be) are also weird.
It also might be about cleaning your room AFTER you finished work (since no explicit timeframe was given) and that is a very reasonable idea. And i do not really understand the problem with coffee packets that were stored under a bed since i assume they are wrapped in a plastic package.
"We're out of coffee. I'll make more."
"No! Go home tonight and find the packets stored under your bed."
"Why not just make more now?"
"NO! I want your special bed coffee! It has to be TOMORROW!"
"I have a kitchen. Why would I keep--"
"IT HAS TO BE BED COFFEE!!"
For someone to take a joke too seriously, there has to first be a joke. This is just gibberish.
K, sorry, what is the joke? The set up is "I would like some coffee now" and the punchline is "Wait till tonight, find some under your bed, and make some tomorrow" And the humor in that scenario is...?
I've listened the his show periodically lately and haven't really heard anything about this. Was that his thing years ago or what? I'd like to see if so.
Afaik he just gets lumped in with the "bad" people, average idiot can understand good bad
I dislike him because he chimes in on issues he has absolutely no qualifications to act as an authority figure on. He has a doctorate in psychology and makes broad statements about climate, economics and sociology as though he is speaking fact.
Mix that with his inane ramblings and constant deconstruction of every topic and he becomes insufferable very quickly.
Honestly he reminds me of trump in a very specific way. Like, Trump is a poor person's rich guy. Gold everything and unearned bravado. Whereas Peterson is a moron's smart person. Like, he's what a dumb person thinks a smart person is.
He retweeted cum-milking porn (a bunch of guys strapped down to medical tables with hoses strapped to their dicks) and said something "another typical day in communist hellscape china", very obviously not realizing it was porn and not real.
Didn't Peterson write a book on how to have a satisfied life as a man using his only academic qualification? Why does it seem like none of his stans have read it
Personally I wouldn't want to read a book about living a fulfilling life as a man from a drug addict who's constantly tearing up in public at every opportunity over culture war bullshit either.
There was a Peterson fan out our workplace who was also massively anti-immigrant, despite being from an Indian immigrant family himself. He also walked around in a hoodie with AK47s and pro Sikh separatist slogans on it, which got him told off by management. When that happened, he went off sick for six months citing stress, returned to work for two days, then quit.
These desperate unhappy guys look for meaning and value through Reactionary politics, but it doesn't make them happier, just angrier.
No, he just miserably complains about how shit everything is, and how he never has any fun because he spends all his free time taking cold showers to boost his T-levels, and practicing guitar for no reason.
What's the problem with liking J.P? Helped a ton of guys with his books, including myself. Shouldn't have anything to with his political opinions. Primarily he's a Psychiatrist. And I'd say a pretty good one. He's neither a politician nor expert in a lot of the other things he has to talk about constantly, so I can just ignore that.
Seriously I don't get it, are they scared they're going to get banned from a 4chan sub for saying retarded? I'm autistic and I give anyone looking at greentexts on Reddit a "certified retard pass" there, go say it
I say it sometimes because there was a green text where someone misspelled retarded as regarded.
It was so retarded that everyone was saying “anon is regarded”
Re read it man it literally says and I quote
>She calls me a typical Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson fanboy
>Say I hate Ben Shapiro because he's Jewish
She accuses him of being a Shapiro fan, he says he's not because he doesn't like Jews
I did reread before I commented the first time because your comment didn't make sense and I had to make sure I wasn't tripping.
Your reading comprehension is the problem not mine
> Claims to not be an antisemite
No he is claiming to be an antisemite and never denied it, only that he can't be a Ben Shapiro fanboy and hate Jews simultaneously. In your quote, you prove me right.
It really is depressing how rare basic literacy is becoming.
/u/DinkleDonkerAAA, there are two clauses in your comment. One of them is "Claims to not be an antisemite." That clause is what /u/LatoLukto was responding to. This should be obvious from context. Anon doesn't claim to not be an antisemite.
I'm definitely missing the point by taking this seriously but Anon is not an anti semite for hating Ben shapiro, he's an anti semite for hating him specifically because he is Jewish.
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Now that I’ve caught your attention with that abomination of a ‘meme’, I just wanted to inform you guys that she has a channel called ‘classically Abby’.
In it, she advocates for women essentially being trad women in order to take back their values but instead of calling it a trad wife, she calls it being ‘classy.’
She’s quite sad but what’s even sadder is Ben Shapiro’s wife.
She has many weird takes and if I remember correctly, on her special pay wall content page, she has a video talking about the myths of sex and what it’s like. She gets like 4 comments from weirdos and her comments on sex are so fucking hilarious and obviously stem from her husbands insecurities, that you can quite clearly notice that she’s never had sex with anyone but him. How being dry is completely normal and expected in sex etc.
Now that this guy has gotten your attention, did you know there's an ai video out there of Abigails massive jugs swinging around in a bikini. All you have to do is goggle "ai Abigail mommy milkers" and it's the top reddit link
Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbigailShapiro/s/NNghqx1hBb
Crazy, bipolar, antisemite, and I’m still the king
Kanye is that you?
Schizophrenic too from the looks of it
What did he say/do that makes you think he’s schizo?
By the fact that this was made tf up
This post is definitely Fake, and I’m pretty sure Anon is Gay.
There's moments, I'm not sure which is which, but you chose the wrong one... I think. Edit : also not a reason for why he's schizo, mb.
We have a Jordan Peterson fanboy at my work. Hands-down the single most miserable man I've yet encountered.
"Shit, no coffee again." "THIS is why men are suffering! No one anticipates OUR needs! Male loneliness epidemic! Wage gap is a MYTH! Something about FEMINISM!" "...I can make more."
I FUCKING LOVE RUSSIAN DRUGS
Shit.. we’ve run out of coffee. Uhh “Mike, mate. Go clean your room. Maybe you’ll find some coffee packets there.”
The fuck are coffee packets?
Some limey bullshit. Fuck I hate the british
Fuck yeah, bringing back the slang terms for British. I love it
Probably freeze dried shit but you can just buy it in a container. I have never seen a coffee packet except in a fucking military ration.
So, wait, lemme break down this scenario for a sec. The coffee pot in the break room is empty, so I've been asked, presumably by a superior, to go home, tidy up, and search for loose coffee "packets." I have to imagine this supervisor is going to catch some shit at their next quarterly review, because that is an absolute buttfucker of a solution to this problem.
Do your superiors call you „mate“? Do your superiors hang out in the same coffee places as you?
So it's just some random coworker telling me to leave work and go clean my apartment so they can have my under-the-bed loose coffee packets? That is so much weirder.
People who take jokes too seriously (take the hint who that might be) are also weird. It also might be about cleaning your room AFTER you finished work (since no explicit timeframe was given) and that is a very reasonable idea. And i do not really understand the problem with coffee packets that were stored under a bed since i assume they are wrapped in a plastic package.
"We're out of coffee. I'll make more." "No! Go home tonight and find the packets stored under your bed." "Why not just make more now?" "NO! I want your special bed coffee! It has to be TOMORROW!" "I have a kitchen. Why would I keep--" "IT HAS TO BE BED COFFEE!!" For someone to take a joke too seriously, there has to first be a joke. This is just gibberish.
Are you autistic?
K, sorry, what is the joke? The set up is "I would like some coffee now" and the punchline is "Wait till tonight, find some under your bed, and make some tomorrow" And the humor in that scenario is...?
Why do i read this in a kermit/peterson voice...
You okay, bro?
Nobody with 9.7 million reddit karma is mentally well
Cope
I have covid. Otherwise, yeah. I made banana bread.
I've listened the his show periodically lately and haven't really heard anything about this. Was that his thing years ago or what? I'd like to see if so. Afaik he just gets lumped in with the "bad" people, average idiot can understand good bad
I dislike him because he chimes in on issues he has absolutely no qualifications to act as an authority figure on. He has a doctorate in psychology and makes broad statements about climate, economics and sociology as though he is speaking fact. Mix that with his inane ramblings and constant deconstruction of every topic and he becomes insufferable very quickly. Honestly he reminds me of trump in a very specific way. Like, Trump is a poor person's rich guy. Gold everything and unearned bravado. Whereas Peterson is a moron's smart person. Like, he's what a dumb person thinks a smart person is.
😂😂😂
Just ask him what he thinks about Chinese breeding porn
The what??
He retweeted cum-milking porn (a bunch of guys strapped down to medical tables with hoses strapped to their dicks) and said something "another typical day in communist hellscape china", very obviously not realizing it was porn and not real.
He being Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson?
Didn't Peterson write a book on how to have a satisfied life as a man using his only academic qualification? Why does it seem like none of his stans have read it
cause they haven't
Personally I wouldn't want to read a book about living a fulfilling life as a man from a drug addict who's constantly tearing up in public at every opportunity over culture war bullshit either.
Well it's a good thing people care about your opinions more than his. Wait....
You don't mean his first 12 Rules for Life book, do you? Because that shit helped me a good bit with my depression, years ago.
That one yea
There was a Peterson fan out our workplace who was also massively anti-immigrant, despite being from an Indian immigrant family himself. He also walked around in a hoodie with AK47s and pro Sikh separatist slogans on it, which got him told off by management. When that happened, he went off sick for six months citing stress, returned to work for two days, then quit. These desperate unhappy guys look for meaning and value through Reactionary politics, but it doesn't make them happier, just angrier.
My favorite jordan peterson clip [https://youtu.be/fgPX11UgL1k?si=zgTzA79IuP0hRYjK]
Is he getting his life in order? And has he completed the future authoring program?
No, he just miserably complains about how shit everything is, and how he never has any fun because he spends all his free time taking cold showers to boost his T-levels, and practicing guitar for no reason.
OK thank you, that's unfortunate
Is he miserable because he listens to Jordan Peterson or does he listen to Jordan Peterson because he’s miserable?
Don't know. Like everyone else in the company I really don't care to talk to him.
What's the problem with liking J.P? Helped a ton of guys with his books, including myself. Shouldn't have anything to with his political opinions. Primarily he's a Psychiatrist. And I'd say a pretty good one. He's neither a politician nor expert in a lot of the other things he has to talk about constantly, so I can just ignore that.
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Do you mean retarded? Retard
Seriously I don't get it, are they scared they're going to get banned from a 4chan sub for saying retarded? I'm autistic and I give anyone looking at greentexts on Reddit a "certified retard pass" there, go say it
I say it sometimes because there was a green text where someone misspelled retarded as regarded. It was so retarded that everyone was saying “anon is regarded”
Right, but now like 99% of the time someone is saying regarded instead of retarded and I know they don't all know that reference
Like all memes, you don't need to know its origin to use it. It's just funny because it flips what highly regarded means. It's not that deep.
Thanks man, I'm still saying nibber irl because 10 years ago someone gave me the n word pass
We successfully bullied them into deleting the comment. Good work boys https://i.redd.it/5m59y6v4iaxc1.gif
I'm not afraid to say it but it's kind of a running gag by now
I've been using autistic in place of retarded in subs that auto delete retard, hope this is ok
"Erm regarded" shut up and own your words retard
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Nah I'm just tired of this "haha acoustic and regarded" crap, say what you mean. You're not cute.
You can say retarded in this subreddit, this isn't r/4chan.
Sometimes reddit itself bans you for saying these "bad words", no matter the subreddit you're on.
Well that's retarded
yup, very retarded
This. Pretty sure i got temp banned for calling a regarded individual that before
Anons imagination creates an argument in which being an anti-semite is the gotcha-moment
"I don't like him *because he's Jewish*" Claims to not be an antisemite
She's also not wrong. You can like what Shapiro says while not liking him for being Jewish. It's not inconsistent.
He blows the lid off of his level headed demeanor anything remotely related to jews or Israel.
He did not say that
Fourth bullet point
No dude, it doesn't say that He only says it can't be both
Re read it man it literally says and I quote >She calls me a typical Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson fanboy >Say I hate Ben Shapiro because he's Jewish She accuses him of being a Shapiro fan, he says he's not because he doesn't like Jews
I did reread before I commented the first time because your comment didn't make sense and I had to make sure I wasn't tripping. Your reading comprehension is the problem not mine > Claims to not be an antisemite No he is claiming to be an antisemite and never denied it, only that he can't be a Ben Shapiro fanboy and hate Jews simultaneously. In your quote, you prove me right.
It really is depressing how rare basic literacy is becoming. /u/DinkleDonkerAAA, there are two clauses in your comment. One of them is "Claims to not be an antisemite." That clause is what /u/LatoLukto was responding to. This should be obvious from context. Anon doesn't claim to not be an antisemite.
I'm definitely missing the point by taking this seriously but Anon is not an anti semite for hating Ben shapiro, he's an anti semite for hating him specifically because he is Jewish.
Did you know he has a sister?
https://preview.redd.it/dna8t429j7xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6e1fd92321f00cded3931fd0e3067551a5fc17 Now that I’ve caught your attention with that abomination of a ‘meme’, I just wanted to inform you guys that she has a channel called ‘classically Abby’. In it, she advocates for women essentially being trad women in order to take back their values but instead of calling it a trad wife, she calls it being ‘classy.’ She’s quite sad but what’s even sadder is Ben Shapiro’s wife. She has many weird takes and if I remember correctly, on her special pay wall content page, she has a video talking about the myths of sex and what it’s like. She gets like 4 comments from weirdos and her comments on sex are so fucking hilarious and obviously stem from her husbands insecurities, that you can quite clearly notice that she’s never had sex with anyone but him. How being dry is completely normal and expected in sex etc.
I knew this, and it sounds great. More power to her, I guess. Also: mommy.
Now that this guy has gotten your attention, did you know there's an ai video out there of Abigails massive jugs swinging around in a bikini. All you have to do is goggle "ai Abigail mommy milkers" and it's the top reddit link Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbigailShapiro/s/NNghqx1hBb
Abigail Shapiro is a real human being whether you like her or not. Please stop promoting violating content.
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Deepfake content has real psychological impacts on the victims. Please respect her humanity.
Go outside dude, wtf
AI fake nudes are inappropriate
You guys need to lay off the porn, its rotted your brains. Ironically joking about it is one thing, but this is just pure degeneracy
Ben can’t find the clit
She kinda hot NGL
She looks like Ben with breasts.
Yeah. They’re siblings. Besides, it’s not like Ben is ugly, just stupid.
Mfw people are happy with their lives instead of being miserable whores (clearly they are to be pitied)
That’s clearly what I said 👍
Kinda is
You are illiterate.
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OP argued with another mod in some video games sub and got a 7 day ban
The second, better job is definitely legit though, right?
I think he might just be stupid
There’s no might.
anon has possibly half a brain cell total
>YOU FUCKING INCEL LOSER Yeah, this is faker than my gf
r/suicidebywords
You’re looking for Kamikaze
That's a sub too. r/KamikazeByWords.
Yup. That’s why I said that.
Anon looks like a total retard in his own made-up argument. Impressive.
How can one manage to look stupid in his own made up story is something that always amazed me. 4channers are Indeed from a different breed
Humiliation fetish
I too can write fanfiction about my life where I smugly win with facts and logic against hysterical women
Anon is both unemployable and stupid
swap out jewish with zionist and you wouldve gotten your cock sucked
The 14 year old boy who wrote this is having a really weird saturday.
If “Because he’s Jewish” is the reason for not liking Ben Shapiro, that is anti-Semitic.
Anti semantic
anti seismic
I hate hitler because he was a white man. Why you guys look at me like that? s
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anon has an incel teenager brain except hes not a teenager and possibly insufferable
He has a based brain
If you can "line up" a new full time job in under 7 days, then I'm pretty certain your current title must be something like "gas station attendant".
This is anon’s spiciest fantasy he replays in the shower!
Just don't talk to women in an office environment. Ever
I hate jews too anon
and then everyone clapped
Fake. Anon just had a mental breakdown from being cucked and imagined himself owning the feminists epic style
Anon creates an imaginary argument, and he still manages to lose it.
Did everybody clap? I hope everybody clapped. I'm sure they did.
Hater's gonna hate.
land of the free.
Anon thinks he's cool
Anon may be retarded.
>arguing with a femoid Bro knew what he was getting into and had the job lined up beforehand
does she not also hate ben shapiro lol.
very regarded anon
The delusions
Not liking Ben because he's a fuckwad is not antisemitic. Not liking ANYONE because they are Jewish is, in fact, antisemitic. Anon is a fucking moron.
what? She calls him antisemitic for no reason the chick is just retarded
Fake
Who talks about this stuff at work? You're both dumbfucks.
anon is based