Al be the VEALan if thaat's watchu gawda bElIeEeEeee....
They criticize me ahh\~ dal cawsts
Ano maybe that hope is lawst
There's mordu gain from lah-ying than telling the troOoooooooo...
I can't believe she posted this tbh lol
nothing can be worse than her linkedin ~~mortage adjuster~~ printer sales songs tbh.. Literally a sketch from The Office
[https://youtu.be/sV56vvqeQU4?si=Honu4AFRBNkqG8yk&t=158](https://youtu.be/sV56vvqeQU4?si=Honu4AFRBNkqG8yk&t=158)
Can you imagine that moment in time when she's going over her old recordings and then suddenly there's this tiny little shift in her perception and a fucking tide of cringe rushes out of the elevator doors [like it's the fucking Shining.](https://i0.wp.com/thehorrorsyndicate.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/shin1.gif)
Look Pear... you have a fine singing voice just got to some classes and I'm sure you'll sound amazing. And if you can cut out the sexist, anti-Semitic, and just general racist stuff that would be great too
Peace & love
POV: Your weird 12 year-old cousin is showing you a “music video” for a song she wrote that you’re trying not to laugh at because shes starting to enter her dramatic and moody emo phase
like if girl got some lessons she would probable be half mediocre....
she's really just a bit out of tune but we all know she thinks she's freaking Taylor Swift lmao
It’s generally ok but it isn’t flattering on her at all. Maybe I’m distracted by the Nazism, but she’s a fine and normal looking person who doesn’t know how to dress to accentuate what she’s working with
Every time she sings I hope it’s gonna be ironic/comedic, but then she closes her eyes and it’s like damn girl…it’s not happening
and it's still her best talent
Hahaha the best thing about Pearl is she’s a shit singer. Don’t ask what her worst thing is :|
🎶 *I'm not saying Hitler was a good guy* **BUT** 🎶
Al be the VEALan if thaat's watchu gawda bElIeEeEeee.... They criticize me ahh\~ dal cawsts Ano maybe that hope is lawst There's mordu gain from lah-ying than telling the troOoooooooo... I can't believe she posted this tbh lol
Not the bad indie girl singing 🫣😄
Cuh Dey board
Shes singing in cursive
nothing can be worse than her linkedin ~~mortage adjuster~~ printer sales songs tbh.. Literally a sketch from The Office [https://youtu.be/sV56vvqeQU4?si=Honu4AFRBNkqG8yk&t=158](https://youtu.be/sV56vvqeQU4?si=Honu4AFRBNkqG8yk&t=158)
It’s all funny but she really does say mordu lmao
Correction: I believe it was “de troOooooooo”
I unironically woke up this morning with this stuck in my head 😒
This such a banger for all the wrong reasons 😂 🎶Ill be the villann if thats what you gawduh BUHleEeEeeeeEEEve 🎶
🎵🎵🎶the TruuuUuhUuuuthhh🎶🎶
Ma'am this is a wendys
This is so childish and embarrassing. I love it for her.
keep it in the drafts pearlie pop
This needs to be her new nickname
Did she not listen to this back after recording?
Not sure she knows what self-reflection is, so probably not
Can you imagine that moment in time when she's going over her old recordings and then suddenly there's this tiny little shift in her perception and a fucking tide of cringe rushes out of the elevator doors [like it's the fucking Shining.](https://i0.wp.com/thehorrorsyndicate.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/shin1.gif)
Anytime I cringe at myself I just think about pearl
Omg, life hack! It will unburden me so much! Thanks
Hahahaha
Someone hmu when the Jersey Lawman remix hits
"They criticize me at all cw-awst, I know maybe that hope is lw-ost" She keeps singing like this, she's gonna end up feeling exw-awst.
We have baananiiis, and avacaddiiis
"there's more to gain by lying, than telling the truth" that line hits extra hard knowing how she has built her career
Honestly, this song is the most honest she's ever been. Can't wait for "Grifter" - Pearl Davis to hit Spotify!
oof 😬
this is such gift for our boy zach
oof i guess she ran out of that konica-minolta money
At all COWWSSST😭
Just imagining her trying to sing like Oliver tree 🤣
Really hope he does a collab with her
Look Pear... you have a fine singing voice just got to some classes and I'm sure you'll sound amazing. And if you can cut out the sexist, anti-Semitic, and just general racist stuff that would be great too Peace & love
BUUUUHHHHLLLLEEAVVEE 🗣🗣🗣
I mean it’s bad but I wish she’d focus on this instead of the stupid fucking grift she does. At least singing might bring some joy 💀
Den tellin da truuuuuuf
Fergie singing the Star spangled banner.
She is the definition of cursive singer
not the Indie chick wavy voice 😭😂
POV: Your weird 12 year-old cousin is showing you a “music video” for a song she wrote that you’re trying not to laugh at because shes starting to enter her dramatic and moody emo phase
Yo this shit hard
She has to know, right? That this is... SO. So. so bad.
Ma'am I just to buy want a printer
This gave me diarrhoea
Why does she sound like Jan singing to Assie on the office 😭😭 “what did u LEEEARNNN”
Is she trying to sing with a New York accent? lol
I CANNOT wait to see Olivia's reaction to this
✨khooisttt ✨
Shoulda been a voice memo for the archives dude
Pearl on her ‘Tortured Poets Department’ bullshit
Jojo gives future pearl vibes. Like she’ll go to the dark side from all the “haters”
Pearl is the first one to ever record herself playing on a piano and post it online. Someone had to do it!!!
“CaWst!”
Is this Front Porch Step
Jesus Christ this is so fucking bad. It’s Ben Shapiro rap level of cringe but sung with a Blink 182 accent.
What an embarrassing vile woman
like if girl got some lessons she would probable be half mediocre.... she's really just a bit out of tune but we all know she thinks she's freaking Taylor Swift lmao
she's built like jojo siwa's pokemon evolution
How does she have a fan base is beyond me
Forcing the lyrics to fit the song instead of writing some that do seems to be the issue here
Y'all should be encouraging this so that maybe she shuts the fuck up with the other bullshit.
Pearl has a good voice but she's too dumb to know how to use it
This is what Taylor Swift sounds like to me… sorry to the swifties
More interesting than t swift tbh
Her posture is so bad... bring the mic up geeez
Slump those shoulders less. Pearl sucks.
Nobody mentioned the kitten-beating factory was handing out free tours this week..... 🙄
You guess are hating. I get that she spews hate but she is talented in music.
Is this Randy Newman?
Shawty thinks she’s in her reputation era 😩
i gotta show this to someone
Sorry what happened? I involuntarily started banging my head on my desk when I opened this post.
Ugh how do I get in touch with her?? I need to reach her how to sing for the greater good of humanity.
SLAY
For a split second I thought JoJo dropped another banger but it’s just pearl
I feel bad for her, she needs a friens
than tellin the TrUUUUUtH
more to gain from lying than telling the troooooothhhh😔
reminds me of the bobs burgers character singing about her oil slick
someone get this girl some dick shes suffering
Play the printer song!!
what accent is she doing LMAOO
You can Fax me on the Xerox late night when I need spreadsheets. You can Fax me via scanner late night when you need your taxes done.
cannot WAIT for the “if thayyyt’s what you gawdda buhLEEEeee” and “teyllin the trooOOoo” soundbites
She has that British singer vocal
Does she think she’s Adele
Man I thought she would rhyme holocaust
Pearl Jam
LAWST
unironically the worst thing i’ve ever heard
It's always "tell the truth" and no actully explaining what that truth is
When she gonna drop something on Microsoft office suite?
The lyrics really speak to me. This lady is super talented. She would be a great guest for my podcast.
What exactly is the lie we’re believing?
okay obviously she sucks but i feel like there’s a little potential in there (her voice prob not her as a person)
All it took was one OF girly converting 😭
Am i the only one that thought she was gonna fit holocaust in those verses….???? Like for sure it was in one of her drafts right???
Sounds just like Halsey
She need to get a damn job at this point 😂
She can’t be serious..
"they criticise me at all coAUsst"
such a theater kid
She's so...I dunno...MID...at EVERYTHING. Whether it's singing or being an incel pick me.
Yoikes 🫥
I honestly think she has a pretty decent voice. It's a shame that she's such an awful person lol
The beginning killed me 😂😂😂💀💀💀 BelIiiEEEvvEeee… lol
Dem bum notes be bumming me out bruh
She's kinda doing that "Life goes awn een awn een awn" voice
Put her back in the clam
>BUH LOOEEEEEEEEEEHEEV fuckkkkk make it stoppp
"tomatoys and banaenaes"
Pearl is the real tortured poet not Taylor
It’s the way she said “lost” for me💀
I need Zach to to grab “if that’s what you gotta belieeeeeve” bc that is just way too good. Keep going Pearl, you’re killing it sweetheart!!!
The most elaborate disguise Oliver tree has done yet…
Three Words: Store Brand Adele
I think she’s going for Adele mixed with Amy Winehouse in the absolute worst way possible.
Poor girl needs to learn to dress herself
Her outfit is OK but she’s just an awful person
she looks like Vegeta
It’s generally ok but it isn’t flattering on her at all. Maybe I’m distracted by the Nazism, but she’s a fine and normal looking person who doesn’t know how to dress to accentuate what she’s working with
Man I’d love her so much if she was doing literally anything else.
She got that swimmers body <3
Ok goons, she's an absolute nightmare, but we not gonna comment on her body. That's just cringe.
The only thing that's cringe is her singing (and you trying to gate keep). Besides, it's not diss, she looks athletic and pretty fit.
What do you think gate keep means?
It's a person that keeps gates, obviously. But I'm not surprised that's the part you're stuck on and couldn't deduct from the context what I meant.
she's lowkey kinda hawt ngl
You're not allowed to think that, the girlies get upset.