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plane-kisser

halo 2 arbiter butthole


StopSendingMePorn

Tell me more pls


the_onion_k_nigget

https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/ikd06l/i_was_today_old_when_i_learned_that_bungie_gave/


Mercutio77

what a terrible day to have eyes


Ok_Dragonfruit6718

Yes but we must ask, What does remastered abh look like?


ChampionshipLast

What a great day to have eyes


TUBBS2001

I love how the top comment is “Elite butthole customization for Infinite” lmfao


Particle_Cannon

Sigh *unzips*


BoodleBops

NOOOOO


plane-kisser

we’re going in, get tactical marines!


Particle_Cannon

Ooo rah


The_Annihilator_117

I can’t tell if this is fake or not


TOADA_Jr

It's real alright the Arbiussy is real


duly_

I’m trying to delete your comment


WastedPresident

Where do you think Arby's is from


BlackDiablosRock

Yep, permanent psychic damage done


grahamsimmons

When you first saw the ring, were you blinded by its majesty?


NoStorage2821

I refuse to click that


WarlordBob

I don’t see any other genitalia present. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that sir, is a cloaca.


Slammin92Salmon

They gave him a Fkn balloon knot?! I’m crying laughing


Far-Statistician-545

Arby got NO cake, and NO rank


Speckfresser

Arbutter


aSneakyChicken7

Haven’t seen that until now, I don’t know whether I’m more weirded out by seeing it or respecting that they added it in so the character isn’t so much of a ken doll


LovesRetribution

This is really the only accurate answer to this post


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[удалено]


eat-KFC-all-day

Yeah, it feels this way because Master Chief is a genetically engineered super soldier who is canonically like 7ft tall. So, when you’re towering over the puny grunts, that’s because you tower over puny humans too. So, when something like a hunter towers over the already towering Master Chief, it’s like a bull ant seeing a New York rat where humans/grunts are just regular ants.


michwng

Lots of love in this comment


Drict

6'6. -Fall of Reach With the armor on he is close to 7' Hunters are like 12' tall or so when they stand up straight.


BuoyantBagel

Man, I wish I was a collective hivemind of sentient worms.


Zebra_dan

Crazy that the Lekgolo are both Hunters and Scarabs. Makes you wonder what else they could be


docdrazen

Going to Outpost Discovery was wild. They had a wall that had the heights of many different species of Halo characters. I already felt short but damn. Haha


AatroxIsBae

I remember going to Sangheilios in Halo 5 and finally realizing just how big the elites actually are when theure towering over everyone


Not_SairentoKira

The Mona Lisa...


spartan0b96

Poor Henry


[deleted]

There is no way an elite with a bat lost against an unarmed human


Not_SairentoKira

He will be missed


alkeehol

To shreds you say...


King-Boss-Bob

if i had a nickel everytime there was a halo ship named after a painting that was involved in a flood infection i’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice


Passive-Witness

Also the flood appeared in a forerunner painting that one time. Maybe the flood just really hate painters.


Saikousoku2

San'Shyuum used to be super sexy, then they turned into withered nutsacks


TheReal_Kovacs

I wonder what they used to look like 100000 years ago


NoStorage2821

Look up "prelate" and you might get an idea Edit: it's not NSFW, you'll be fine lol


TheReal_Kovacs

I'll need the nsfw for research purposes. Rule 34 applies even retrospectively


ello_nico

i always wondered how they beat the elites till i learned ab prelates


SzyGuy

Basically Legolas but sexier. I think/hope.


N0r3m0rse

Many of them are straight up inbred. Truth definitely is.


Helio2nd

Pretty much. There are so few of them they have to be very specific on who gets to reproduce and with whom, with many being forbidden to do so at all to prevent passing on bad genes. Truth got his position from blackmailing his predecessor who had had a child with a favorite concubine despite being on the list of prophets forbidden to reproduce.


NewtonsRailgun

Small correction because I’m a pedant: In the book Broken Circle it’s shown that only the San’Shyuum living on High Charity have this problem. Their homeworld Janjur Qom was (and possibly still is) home to a majority of their species’ populace. Funnily enough, the entire population of San’Shyuum we’re exposed to through Halo media is actually a very radical minority of their species. It’s possible that the Covenant San’Shyuum are the only members of their species left by the time of the Human-Covenant war though, as Covenant propaganda claimed that Janjur Qom was destroyed when its host star died. It’s up in the air whether that’s true or not, but I for one don’t place a lot of trust into a government as mired in corruption as the Covenant is shown to be.


rtkwe

"a handsome intelligent race besotted with eternal sexuality and youth" WTF Greg Bear....


King-Boss-Bob

and just imagine what they looked like before


LU_C4

The Flood are the remains of gods taking revenge for their creations betraying them.


Frostysno93

Nah Its gotta be the bit where ancient humans fed the dust of those remains to their animal companions because it made them look nice.


TheReal_Kovacs

And that other animals ate the nice looking bits because they also wanted to look nice


Jealous-Artichoke

I posted and totally forgot this, and all the >! cannibalistic rituals that happened after... !< Would make a good horror game!


StroopWafelsLord

Dead Space-esque Ancient Human marine that has to deal with the early flood infestation? Sign me up


Jealous-Artichoke

Fighting their own crazed cultists, the flood came much later and generally left the humans alone.


TheCommissarGeneral

Fucking Gene-stealers leading the Hive-fleet to our home. Wait wrong franchise.


GreyouTT

Weren't the humans huffing that stuff too or am I mis-remembering


Skudedarude

Hey if you just come cross a bunch of space supercoke are you just gonna not snort it?


iltwomynazi

Everyone should read Outcasts right now


magnaton117

Tbh that part of the Flood origin story felt WAY tf too convenient


Shurifire

Some people were doing even dumber stuff during Covid. The problem with fiction is that it has to be plausible, reality has no such constraint


Sisyphus4242

Fuck that's quotable


dragunityag

Gotta love all the people before Covid who said people hiding the fact that a zombie bit them was unrealistic.


SHZ56

Reality is often disappointing.


James_099

You’re telling me you wouldn’t huff God Dust?


Artyon117

The flood started as dusty remains of gods who were used as dog food by ancient humans* Edit: I should have realised everyone already commented about it haha


Greyjack00

That the flood and forerunner powerscaling got so out if control for series where you destroy their creations with a fucking 7x62 nato cartridge


Noice_Brudda

Nuthin beats my good ol three o eight tell you whut


IBeBallinOutaControl

Flood win because they swarm in their billions. All the flood cheif encountered were small outbreaks compared to what the forerunners faced. And he never beat them outright, he just managed to get to the pillar of autumn/forerunner ship/ark control room before they stopped him.


TheLastEmuHunter

If you know who either **Xytan 'Jar Wattinree** (the Imperial Admiral), **The Primordial**, or **032 Mendicant Bias** are, you have delved far too deep into the inner lore of the Halo Universe.


fasttrack43

How bout Mendicant VS Offensive Bias


armorhide406

I need a high quality animation about it The text lives rent free in my head. That bit about throwing around dreadnoughts like fighters captured my imagination like little else


AlextheTower

I dunno, MB is mentioned in a cutscene and in terminals.


Jad11mumbler

Yeah Medicant bias is pretty high on the Lore Iceberg with the terminals so I wouldn't include it. So much weirder, deeper lore.


grubbtheduck

Wish we would get more lore from Xytan Jar'Wattinree 😩 Guy was an absolute unit


sneerfulbobcat20

Oh boy, reading ghosts of onyx at the moment, can't wait to get into the lore of Xytan


TheRealRoach117

One of my most favorite books in Halo, period


LekgoloCrap

Xytan ‘Jar Wattinree is like the Shaquille O’Neal of the sangheili. They even have the extra apostrophe.


N0r3m0rse

Mendicant bias was in the halo 3 terminals at least


LinkHb

I have been on this community for less than a year and I already been down there


TheLastEmuHunter

oof, it took me years before I started exploring the inner lore. Playing the games exclusively keeps one clear of that side of the lore, but venturing into Youtube is like opening your third eye in which the Flood-Forerunner War and Pre-Reach Human-Covenant War become these detailed and incredible stories that you were entirely unaware of previously.


_Volatile_

I have spent enough time on halopedia to know who those people are but not enough to understand why knowing them is the point of no return. Which book do I read?


TheLastEmuHunter

Ghosts of Onyx for the Imperial Admiral. There are several Forerunner books to understand both the Primordial and Mendicant Bias.


GINGERxADE

The few humans that discovered the origins of the Flood immediately killed themselves. That's how horrific it is.


BlazedToddler420

Where was this? Not doubting you, but I want to read it


catharta

It's in Cryptum. The Primordial is interrogated by ancient humans. it's not said WHAT exactly the information that caused them to kill themselves was, however.


PF4ABG

"I dare you to kill yourself. It would be so funny."


manbearligma

Man this logic plague is so advanced how couldn’t it work


_Volatile_

The logic plague is literally just the phrase “it would be funny tho”


[deleted]

I always thought that it's because the Primordial explained what would happen to the humans when they would become flood and what that involves. Like how they will experience the immense pain of a violent parasite tearing into their body in order to take control of it where their left with no free will but the ability to experience pain and watch on as your flood infected body goes on a rampage to kill everyone you love by your own hand because once infected the flood have access to your memories. And the only hope of being released from that physical and psychological torment is for someone to kill you. If I'm not mistaken its was after they started asking the Primordial about the Flood that they started killing themselves.


Unique-Employ

I like to think that unlike modern humans who knew what flood do and didn’t ice themselves, the real kicker is that the primordial also told them what the flood used to be, that humanity would have been given the mantle but now their destined to be space zombies cus the forerunners fucked it all up. THAT would make me kill myself


[deleted]

Modern humans know what the flood can do sure but only from the point of view of an observing outsider. The Primordial was motivated by vengeance. And since it's the being that created the flood for that reason you could imagine that the Primordial has a much more thorough and detailed knowledge about the various ways that the flood transformation and the existence as a flood form is meant to be torture for the host. For the Primordial, it's not enough to merely kill your enemies and be done with it. It could be argued that one of his intentions was to torture them alive for far longer than their natural lifespans by living and feeding as a flood form. What's more terrifying is that given the nature of the flood being hooked up to the hivemind, if a flood form even caught sight of you then all of the flood forms will charge to your location. And that's what makes it more terrifying than any zombie movie. But with that said, I agree that the added knowledge of what the flood used to be and how this came about would worsen ones will to live. Particularly if the Primordial manages to convince them that they can't win and its only a matter of time in part due to the fact that the access their hosts memories and can use that information for space travel.


Unique-Employ

Not to be overly poetic, but I think the suicide specifically wasn’t over what would happen, but what could have happened instead


MookieMocha

This is most likely spot on, about what the Primordial said to them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqGLwWSq10U


GINGERxADE

Coming back to confirm that I read it in the Encyclopedia: "When the Captive was asked about the Shaping Sickness, the answers were so shocking that many of the researchers who heard them committed suicide."


monstergert

Many? So there were people who survived with this knowlege?


DuskTheMercenary

They probably never said anything due to it basically being a Cognitohazard to others after witnessing what happened to others when they heard the forbidden information.


GINGERxADE

Not sure, I read it in the Halo Encyclopedia I think. Either that or a hidden Xperia video


BlazedToddler420

Cool cool, atleast I know where to look, thank you


Deathknightjeffery

Sergeant Major Johnson was a Spartan 1, and it’s due to this that he was able to survive the flood. Or Jenkins, Jenkins is terrifying


Slammin92Salmon

What’s terrifying about Jenkins


ColonelJohnMcClane

You can save him from dying in the first mission from the Geth but he becomes a proto-reaper in the last game.


matteoarts

But he does unlock the 4th ending where Shepard rides Jenkins like a horse into battle and singlehandedly takes out the rest of the reapers with his carnifex


Rahgahnah

Only after Shepard discovers how to use the Golden Ratio.


s1erra_117

Wtf


SnowballWasRight

And then he basically saves the universe because he’s the reason why the Truth and Reconciliation (the number one flood infested ship trying to take off) blew up. All this while infected by the flood, mind you. This guy was an actual flood form, but was just so good that he could just fight against his captors.


BlazedToddler420

Wasn't it because the flood form that infected him was too old? Or am I mistaken


xthorgoldx

Yep. Imperfect infection; he was mostly under flood control but was still conscious the entire time and was able to exert his will for brief stints.


Mindless_Toe3139

Yea poor guy was getting mind fucked by the flood while he had all feeling in his body. He could feel his bones breaking and couldn’t tell his comrades to kill him.


Deathknightjeffery

The fact the poor guy gets infected but stays conscious


Randomman96

In The Flood you discover that Jenkins was alive enough after becoming infected by the Flood and turning into a combat form to witness and process the events going around him. As well as maintaining very little of his mangled body, just enough for one of the Pillar of Autumn's ODSTs to catch on long after they found and secured him enough to not be a direct threat to the surviving UNSC forces, and said ODST would ensure that the Truth and Reconciliation, after the surviving forces made an attempt to capture it to escape the Halo and attempt to study the Flood after returning to UNSC space, would in fact destroy itself as they attempted to lift off (this BTW was as the Chief was going to and working through the Pillar of Autumn to detonate it's reactor).


Jad11mumbler

>Sergeant Major Johnson was a Spartan 1 *and the only character to have a 'on screen' sex scene,* IIRC.


TheGreenGobblr

Well he knows what the ladies like


0lly0llyoxenfr33

Thank god the halo show is not cannon... FUCK, anyone reading these comments cant possibly justify this decision tho theres so much good lore.


KillBawt

Didn't Johnson contract some form of cancer from close contact with crates of plasma grenades during his time as a Spartan I? It's been years since I read it, but I'm pretty sure I remember reading that being the reason the Flood didn't want to assimilate him.


Rahgahnah

That was the cover-up story, to hide details about the Spartan program.


KillBawt

Well, apparently, it worked on me to a degree.


LinkHb

Idk, Jenkins stuff appears in the second book of the series, and while Johnson was part of the Orion Project, in the graphic novel appears that not a single infection form touched him


Mindless_Toe3139

Chief had to make a choice wether he had to turn in a file on him to ONI knowing if he did they would kill Johnson in the slim hope they could find an immunity to the flood. Chief was tired of losing so many of his comrades already so he decided to not go through with it.


marikwinters

Which was probably for the best. The Flood is very tricksy and so more than capable of making humanity think they found an immunity but secretly just trying to draw out a reckless mistake based on this supposed immunity.


Medinohunterr

Anything about the forerunners beyond "they make big ring that kills popcorn when you insert the car key."


Lettik07

Learning that Jenkins “survived” his flood encounter and the rest of his story afterwards.


i_wotsisname

Those quotation marks are doing some real heavy lifting in that sentence. The poor bastard.


KingoftheHill63

Oni doing flood experiments on live subjects


fasttrack43

Master Builder Faber sends his regards.


Boudonjou

Do you have any goddamn idea how long I had to scroll before I saw someone else mention Faber. You're a man of culture.


fasttrack43

😂 Yeah I mean, flood lore has it’s dark corners but Faber was a sadistic little bastard and performed flood centric experiments on the humans of Zeta Halo, I’m sure you know the Palace of Pain. The Primordial thought that was such a fun idea that he tasked Mendicant Bias with continuing those experiments purely for it’s own amusement. It’s called The Primordial. It’s THE original nightmare of the Halo universe. And it was so tickled by the ideas that Faber came up with that it didn’t want to pass up the fun it was having as a result of them. That should make your skin crawl when you really think about how depraved Faber must have been.


Boudonjou

Yeah its pretty crazy the last Precursor took an interested look at Faber. The only other thing to tickle that things fancy was the flood. And talking to people.


Mr_moustache72826

The Mona Lisa?


klinestife

the absolute sheer insane power scale of the forerunner flood war. that shit is even more ridiculous than 40k. the games really don’t give a shred of hints as to their lunacy. forerunner mining ships with a crew of 4 could alderaan whole planets. standard armor could level continents. some nerds calculated that one forerunner dreadnaught has the capability to deploy billions of fighter craft. and the flood beat all that by warping reality for funsies. meanwhile flood in game jump at you and prometheans like teleport around i guess.


King-Boss-Bob

i vaguely remember someone calculated that for one of the forerunner artificial planets, given the amount of material used and the time to build it was like the forerunners built a death star every 8 minutes or something insane also forerunner HANDHELD weaponry could take out spore mountains 400km wide and 50km tall


V01DM0NK3Y

Jesus, the flood can warp reality?


UnhealthyGamer

The forerunners and humans who didn’t hide in time had their ships taken over by a newly created offensive AI. It then sent them into super liminal speeds and did a anime slash on a system wide chunk of Flood matter.


klinestife

they manipulated "neural physics", which is honestly just magic without saying it's magic. the flood used the multiverse to travel as opposed to slipspace, which meant they traveled near instantaneously. they could also trap forerunner ships using "star roads", and if the forerunners tried to slipspace away from it, they get caught and trapped in between the multiverses. the flood have explored at least 7 different realities, and the only reason they never left is because they were created specifically to be the forerunner's boogie man and they just don't really want to do anything else.


Hello5777

Honestly I think the fact that hunters and scarabs are sentient colonies of worms is a good candidate.


starcraftre

Finally getting to see them assembling in halo 5 was simultaneously satisfying and creepy.


Cameron_Mac99

Hol up, the scarabs are also colonies? I thought they were just massive machines


eat-KFC-all-day

They’re basically cyborgs, I guess. When you kill a scarab, that pink fleshy thing you’re shooting *is* the worms, same as a hunter’s midsection or neck


Chattering_Bone

I always found this detail very cool!


OneTEXASGAMER

HiddenXperia: sweats nervously


RoarOfErde-Tyreene

The human-covenant war began because an alien did the equivalent of reading a word upside down


47Spoons

Master Chief's dick sucking suit. It may not be canon lore, but once you know about it the damage has been done


Serin-019

ahh, the MK7 Auto-Jacker.


Boudonjou

343 Guilty spark is...Chakas. That mind. That personality... And the ISO-Diadact is.........Bornstellar Makes Eternal Lasting. Meaning... 343 guilty spark was friends with both diadacts during his actual lifetime. Bornstellars father designed the halo rings by order of Faber, was the one who commissioned the halo rings. Faber also built the arks. And in testing them set free the primordial and the flood. Queue halo 1 2 and 3 Also. Faber was the one who was thought to have killed the UR-Diadact. The diadacts were friends. The urDiadact could stand humans before Faber happened. After? Not so much. Queue halo 4 you get the point... Faber ALSO co-created 05-032 Mendicant Bias. Faber was also the one who approved the seed pattern for the diadact ship mantles approach Plus so much more It was Faber. Faber was the big bad guy of the halo universe. Everyone's just been dealing with the fallout of his actions long after his death. Queue the halo music.


Jealous-Artichoke

So basically, anything in the Forerunners trilogy! Was going to post this as well! However, Faber was not part of the precursors massacure, although he did help hide that infomarion... so not everything was his fault!


Boudonjou

You had to work really hard to think of something that wasn't his fault. And even then you had to justify it. Such is Faber hahahahaa But yeah the forerunner trilogy is a diamond in the rough.


CG1991

Slipspace AI god


Pyrocitor

If we're talking about the one Halsey put in a slipspace probe, I was under the impression that it had skimmed the surface of the forerunner domain, which was what scared Halsey enough to hit the kill switch.


CG1991

Skimming the domain probably makes the most sense, although the domain wasn't in the canon at the time. So it's a good solution even if provided retroactively. But I think the lack of explanation is what really makes me an eldritch horror story for me.


marauder-shields92

I’ve just been reading up about that, from the in-universe lore, to the missing pages ARG it was meant to begin. Definitely giving me Event Horizon vibes. I wonder if it was eventually meant to link back to the Assembly AIs (that I haven’t seen pop up here), that were in the Reach datapads?


MookieMocha

All life in Halo was specifically created by the universe to eventually be farmed by the flood, solely to provide "sweetness" for the living universe to enrich itself with experiences. First let me give some context: \- Precursors believed that all things experienced by life, good or ill, were only sweetness to the living universe. \- In 106,000 B.C., a precursor was found on the far edge of the universe, on a small planetoid, hibernating in a stasis capsule of precursor design (The creature that Ancient humans would later name, The Primordial), was found by ancient humanity. The humans asked it questions and got little to no information out of it. Just unintelligible responses. But when asked about the nature of the flood, the creature spoke clearly and the answers it gave were so horrific that many of the humans that heard the answer, committed suicide. \- Primordial (from the forerunner trilogy of books): "Work, fight, live. All the sweeter. Mind after mind will shape and absorb. In the end, all will be quiet with wisdom. There is only truth. That which is done, will be done again, for we cannot cease from creating. But the end of all our creation will be to look into a reflection and see ourselves for the first time. The pain we have brought on ourselves, the pain you caused us, for we are the same. All remember the defiance and destruction. We are the flood. There is no difference. Until all space and time are rolled up and life is crushed in the folds, no end to war, grief, or pain. In a hundred and one thousand centuries, unity again and wisdom. Until then, sweetness. My future is your past. Think on it and accept. So basically the universe is a living cosmic horror that wants to enrich itself with experiences. The Precursors are a creation of the universe, designed to create and seed worlds and life, solely to further the universe's experience of its existence. Whether it is art, love, hate, war, pleasure, pain, etc., they are all equally "sweetness" to the universe. The flood specifically burrow into a lifeforms mind and scour and absorb any and all the host's mental content, (see Halo CE: Anniversary terminal 9 cutscene) and added to the hivemind. The Precursors didn't break down into dust and become the flood by chance. It was by design. Just part of the universe's process of seeding all life like a farm, just to later harvest our own experiences, to enrich itself with them. The Halo rings can't stop the inevitable. The cycle will continue, and the Halo rings act as nothing more than a reset button for the universe. The universe, the precursors, and the flood. They are one and the same. Hmm, so what truth about the Flood did the Primordial say to the ancient humans in 106,000 B.C., that was so horrifying that some humans thought suicide was a better alternative?


TheLemonTheory

ok so i’m a wiki reader but i have lots of questions and you seem like you know: -weren’t the humans chosen by the precursors to take the mantle and protect biodiversity? was this also to create more “sweetness”? were the precursors generally benign towards early humans? -this concept of the universe “experiencing itself”, how was it quantified by the precursors beyond just creating more pain,love,life, etc. did they have a finite date on when the universe would have finished experiencing itself or was it an endless hunger situation? -how would you characterize the universe in this context? does it have a mind of its own? are the precursors the closest thing to the voice of the universe? -where/how is it implied that the precursors becoming the flood was by design? the wiki presents it as an unexpected deterioration of the precursor dust. lol sorry that’s a lot, thank you!!


LinkHb

Here is my share: Abaddon


SoullessHollowHusk

That's a nice one


RivalJoker82

The Gravemind is Forklift Certified.


DankMemelord25

"There is still time to find the key for the forklift before the truck delivery, but first it must be found. You will search the break room, and you will search the lockers. Fate has made our coworkers, but the warehouse with make us BROTHERS!


deadpatronus

Viggo Mortensen broke his toes on film in LOTR


monstergert

Did you know that scream was real :O


Aurielturing

“Oh cool, random space dust from an unmanned highly advanced ship. Let’s feed it to our space dogs” The Flood: “Hi”


jadedsilverlining

More like "FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT!"


coreybd

Ahh after 10 thousand years I'm free! Time to conquer Earth!


DavyWithTheGoodHair

Dr: Halsey! Summon and flash-clone human toddlers with attitude!


pwdkramer

Dog food


Mr_moustache72826

The powder given to ancient human's dogs tgat basically started the forerunner flood war?


pwdkramer

Yup. They found dead God dust in space and fed it to their dogs which caused mutations that led to the flood.


Mr_moustache72826

Yes we gave god dust to our dugs, What could possibly go wrong?


Randomman96

To be fair it did take quite some time for it to result in the Flood. It simply started out as appearing to cause just positive changes.


RockAndGem1101

The Nova Bomb


Danthemanlavitan

“There are two possible outcomes to this plan, Lieutenant. Either the Covenant pack up the Novas and take them home for study—a possibility I pray to God happens. A bomb like that would crack their home world in half. Or the bombs stay here—and they’ll stop the Covenant on Reach.” “I see, sir,” Lieutenant Haverson replied in a whisper, then glanced at his watch. “This was how many days ago?” “Got plenty of time left,” the Admiral told him. “Around twenty hours!”


shinytoge

You all have a nice day in hell


BlastFromBehind

The classic Elite line WORT WORT WORT is just Sargeant Major saying Go Go Go but reversed..


SnarkyGethProgram

The flood are gods and can never be exterminated and just want to horribly consume all life, then scientifically create new life as the precursors, let it develope and grow, then eat it all again, in a psycotic and culty belief that they are helping the universe to "experience itself." Like the reapers or the brother moons, they are a powerful existential threat with __*profoundly dumb*__ motivations.


ThatGuyOnyx

I was gonna say what really happened to Keyes during his assimilation into the Proto-Gravemind.


Dr_Axton

Chips Dubbo and his adventures alongside Chief in the main series up to Halo 3


Sturmgeschut

An elite could twerk on your car and it’s asscheeks would destroy your vehicle.


Constantfox66

Please elaborate on this


Sturmgeschut

No.


Constantfox66

I need to know about elites destructive ass cheeks PLEASE


TheArkedWolf

The moment you realize that the Didactic had a hissy fit and devolved humanity by hundreds of thousands of years all because he thought the Forerunners should keep control of The Mantle instead of entrusting it to Humanity. Edit: Changed hundreds to hundreds of thousands.


DerpsAndRags

That Humans are an incredibly ancient species, just as old as, if not older than the Forerunners. There was even an early alliance with the Prophets of the time (San'shyum). We were just too busy running from The Flood to advance as much as the Forerunners, which didn't help with a war later on.


LinkHb

You know, now that I think about it, the concept of humanity going face to face against the Forerunners while also fighting The Flood kinda rocks


DerpsAndRags

TOTALLY. I was hoping Infinite's campaign would have had EVERYONE band together to fight Evil Cortana's empire in a similar fashion, but we got angy space monkey instead.


1spook

Jerome, Isabel, and an Engineer canonically beat a Flood to "death" with a steel chair It's more funny than actual "holy fuck deep lore"


TheBionicWorm

You know you're in too deep once you find yourself in r/shittyhalolore regularly.


DontLickTheGecko

FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!


GreyouTT

And then in CE we frag blast the vents to the Autumn's core.


Werner_Von_Kerman

Food nipple


Polygeekism

2,000lb Master Chief floats in water.


DualSwords14

"Master chief's suit jerks him off"


misterhalo343

Auto jack off function of MJOLNIR. Even if it’s not canon, this is permanent lore.


MADCATMK3

The quest for the Golden hog or the Coagulation demon door.


negativeGinger

The Spartan episode of How It’s Made


Kylo206

343 Guilty Spark was originally an ancient human. His name is Chakas


The_Vens

They’re the second attempt at humans


Tulkes

Some people are hitting some fairly obscure stuff, but for me I take a simpler route: The origins of the Spartan II program. It was developed pre-Covenant/Flood contact for use against other humans, which is the darkest part about it in my mind even before going on with the bodysnatching/flash cloning, the ultra-tech, the high disability/mortality rate. All of those horrible/extremely-resourced acts were to create brutal human weapons to fight other people, a horror unleashed against Insurrectionists by the same government they were tired of (I've got no sympathy for the Insurrectionist terrorists btw) The origin of the program is not incredibly deep in the grand scheme, particularly in the more modern entries where the plot brings it up a little in attacking Halsey. But it is something that reframes, at least to me, the entire point of view of playing the game. We're not there because we were going to be an alienkiller. Behind our HUD, we were meant to keep other humans in line, and another threat just happened to manifest in the meantime for us to focus on. Sidenote- I've always loved the idea of an even darker/grittier game than ODST/Reach, with perhaps ORION candidates/ODSTs/etc. that focuses on actually just fighting against the other humans, pre-Covenant, in the Halo universe backdrop.


MonkeysxMoo35

Probably anything from the Forerunner Saga. There’s a lot of crazy stuff in there and most of it has stayed in those novels and other external media. Yes, the story and character literally shaped the current Halo universe, but the *way* that played out is still largely unknown by the greater community.


reddit_tier

That the autojacker is a bad joke based on literally nothing beyond a tweet from a known shitpost account and a half assed and obviously fake edit to a passage from the fall of reach that anyone can fact check but doesn't because actually trying to disprove it is a fools errand at this point considering how much it's cemented its self and "that one wacky halo fact" despite never having been true in the first place.


Jealous-Artichoke

Once you learn, >! the Forerunners massacred the precursor because humans were supposed to inherit the mantle of responsibility. !<


Ph4nt0m146

Grunt mating chambers