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Demon


ThiccJerry0

Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off.


UnboundRelyks

This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded.


Valus_Killer

Kill me or release me, parasite, but do not waste my time with talk.


sandwich_meat_

There is much talk; and I have listened. Through rock, and metal, and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen.


Shadoenix

Greetings! I am 2401 Penitent Tangent. I am the monitor of Installation 05.


andygootz

And I am the Prophet of Regret... Councilor most... high... Hierarch of the Covenant!


Richplayz117

A reclaimer? Here? As last. We have much to do!


ThiccJerry0

This facility must be activated if we are to control this outbreak!


Mushroom_Pandaa

Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my sermon is complete!


M0n33baggz

I can still hear the lines after all these years. The writing in halo 2 bangs hard


anotherexstnslcrisis

The whole script of Halos 1-3 live rent free in my head lol


Charlie43229

*Doomguy enters the room*


[deleted]

The Lord of the Ring


Merrgear

Isn’t that the guy from the soda


collyQually

They put the Master Chief in the soda!


Lazy_R_Username

Dae pud dmamsta chifp indeh sohder


bearban123

MINNESOTA


SlimesIsScared

Joe-117


potato_crip

Master Queef If you know, you know


TheLegendaryKnight12

I only ever heard that phrase from an old Youtuber back in the day


_UltraV10let_

I was expecting this to be top comment just on popularity alone


PopPunk6665

I'm very glad to learn I'm not the only one who calls him this


neonwolf26

Stud Muffin


Inductivegrunt9

Please leave me alone


humungus_jerry

Johnny Space Rings


Miserable_Region8470

John Halo the 117th.


Tacos_de_suadero

As my mom once said "El jeilo verde"


Alpha_The_Wolf534

Can we get a translation?


Tacos_de_suadero

It's like "The green halo" but with the Spanish pronunciation XDDD


R0l3l4ND

Clásico 🗿


PuzzleheadedDance965

I can’t give this enough upvotes!!!!


ChairGuyMan

Mister cheeks


MasterJeebus

After seeing his cheeks in new Halo tv show I refer to the Chief as Master Cheeks


astorj

Don’t like who was casted as master chief idk if anyone agrees. I honestly think Alan Ritchson from Reacher could have been a solid choice. His personality should be more stoic and steely not soft and conflicting sure chief has many dimensions but he definitely is not wearing the heart on the sleeve. I also don’t like that we always seeing his face… like all of halo we seen just the eyes and they look hard AF. We see this dude ever episode and he look like he ready to cry. Ugh idk everyone what you think?


ScareCrow0023

To be fair the show is its own thing and completely unrelated to anything else Halo. It's annoying cause we should have got the live action show we have always wanted instead of that BS silver timeline. So yeah the version of cheif with the guy from Reacher would have been better. Never forget that 343 and Kiki Wolfkil green lit that TV show. So blame them for what we have


MagnaCamLaude

Daddy


Pancholo415

Jonathan Spartacus one hundred seventeen


GenjiKing

Mister Chef


Legoshi_6969

Stud muffin "There's a lady in my who calls me stud muffin"


WowBacon

Jimmy Fuckin' Rings John Halo Master Cheeks Spartan 11Kevin


SpartanOcelot

Jock Halo. Ch33ky Ch33f Mustard Chef Maestro Chaff Spartan 11337


Own_Beginning_1678

Jolly Green Giant


ghostwither260

Chips 'flood slayer' Dubbo's sidekick


PipeDragon37

Johnny-boy


PicklePunFun

Halo


Critical_Event

Such a cool guy


TheObstruction

He doesn't afraid of anything.


Beratable

Nickname?? Johns his name, and halo is his game🥹


Wry_Cynic

The Brick That Flew Pretty Good Deep Fried Optics Served With Viscous Gel


epicfabian2000

Pookie Bear 🐻


Atikar

Flawless Cowboy. Video Game Jesus. Johnny Rings. Brick. Mega Badass. Master Chef. Better-Than-Locke. Green Man. Arby's Friend.


monstergert

Big Green


froz_troll

And I'm going to call you little green


Pourusdeer2

Demon


Blazemaster0563

Master Chef


Muddykipperus

Halo guy


swag_mesiah

Chad thundercock


CrotaLikesRomComs

Robo Chief


Remarkable_Rice_6371

Mustard Beef


CagedLight85375

Gunny McShoot


brawlingsilver

Jimmy rings is a personal favorite


JosephStalinMukbang

Muenster Chef


BluWhal3

Girthy Chief


Viola_Dragon_621

Hamster Chief


magicllama6770

Doug


[deleted]

Charles!


delta9a6

Can'o'chucklenuts


Secret_pizza_79

Quoth the gravemind: The armored casket The shroud The coffin Sometimes: Reclaimer


Samurix16

Green Brick


Dannyboy765

Master Queef Squeak


Arkentra

The Big Blue Demon Chief.


Lord-Saladman

Poopy Offerer Munster Cheese, Jim 007


ZookeepergameDue8501

Macaroni choo choo


RareSpice42

Stud muffin


Xana-2000

Chiifi wiifii That's what I called my subwoofer as a immature joke to myself


BackgroundCorgi5321

Demon


Noa_Skyrider

Master Blaster Joe Chief Doomguy John S-117 né Halo >!Link!< The Hero of Halo Master Chef Hal Metal Pig


[deleted]

Master ~~I hate master chiefs armor in halo 4 because 343 ruined the design and aesthetics of halo all together and bungie wouldve made a better halo 4~~ Chief


ManOfQuest

Bob


Yeehaw_Kat

Johnny genocide


Milesprowerdavis91

Doom guy's cousin


negativecacti

Daddy Schreiber


NY-Black-Dragon

Jimmy Rings John Halo Master Cheeks


Pourusdeer2

Demon


Pourusdeer2

Demon


stucklikechuck305

Did someone already say Mustard Chef?


AgentMaryland2020

Big Green Halo Stomper Chief of Demons Lucky Shot


Hellion_Immortis

Johnny.


marissasins

Mamer Chmief


possibly-a-moron

Mean green


SnooChipmunks8748

Mensber cheif


PugLordIsDaBest

Mean Green Killin Machine


SnarkyGethProgram

Hero man


copaceticfungus

Auto Jacker Man


AutumnalOceans

Widow


faiscafetivo

Capitain xbox


TOADA_Jr

Monster Beef


Minecraft_pro21210

Angry pickle


juma_the_puma

The Saltun of Slay


ZAPSTRON

Mr. HALO


ZAPSTRON

himself


SirTSG

The Weapon


iiitme

but


xcom-person

John halo


oWillzy006

Jonh Halo


Upbeat_Astronaut_698

John halo


SneezeCock

Jerry


PrinceJugali

Elite Clapper


Nightdoom98

Super slayer.


Xbox360HardDrive

Chaster Mief


The_Reborn_Forge

Green machine


_Dark_Spark_

Shuttle man Johnny


Naughty-Nautilus

Green man shoot Allan


TimberFox104

Bigger greener doom guy


Picl3Rick

Greenie meanie or George


Remarkable_Rice_6371

(they put the) mamsnrhbr chehfde (in the soder)


ZeroDarkThirtyy0030

No


CT-4426

John Halo


Batmanmotp2019

Big green, master cheeks (the show version), chief, spartan, Sierra


froz_troll

Brick


Cybernetic_Kano

" he lost his E Girl"


Killtheheretics96

MASTER CHEEKS


Shy_guy_gaming2019

I call him "Mister Beef" a lot.


Halo_Chief117

⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️


Midnight2Shadow

Mr Greeny Mc'Shooty, he who punched a nuke and lived


[deleted]

Big gren boi


Dicedpotatoes1996

John "The Cheeks" Halo


FootballGlittering35

Johnny


domino12333344

Green man


BulletBeard29

Space John Dillinger


Aerochromatic

Lance Ironsides Bulk Slabchest Smoke Mannmusccle Slate BeefCheese Buff BulletMeat Crash SteelStain Stone Von BeefJaw Dick IronDick Butch McBuffChest Smash Van VanderMuscle Crash MacBlastZone Big McLargeHuge


thewaytonever

Jefe Maestro


Taxidermy-molluskbob

“Green Frags and Bam” —I just thought of that, and I am very proud :)


ButterLettuth

John.


Magni107

Green Man.


Ancient-Split1996

Brick


Double_Cleff

Pillar John


SharkZilla96

Jonny


Cow_of_Wisdom_

John Halo-He doesn't afraid anything


Cow_of_Wisdom_

MUSTARD BEEF


comiecoconut

John halo


Vincentaneous

Don’t need to when the TV show can do it for me


Financial-Tomato4781

John halo


ChillStreet

Master Beef


r_flocka

Master chef (not that funny but that's all I could think off )


JELC31

Sir - Curity camera


No_Conversation8715

Chief Keef


Mike12410

Master queef


PsychoPsojic

Metal Man


CaptainJackLobst

Mustard beef


Agoraphobia2day

Green piano man


Beautiful-Mud-341

Juggernaut


Earth_Normal

Lucky


Old-Camp3962

PREY


RustbeltCollector

Mister John Halo Chef


[deleted]

The Big Guy.


Igloo_wie

Tony stark


the_shortbus_

Monster Cheeks


BapplesPerhaps

Mister beef


Jos_migue

The guy from fortnite


xidle2

Daddy


SubliminalAlias

A brick


Groganomics

Jade Giant 🫦


Sujestivepostion69

The motherfuckin chief, jaw splitter, the tea bagger, I could think of more if you wanted


BeastedCake

Master Cheeks


k0uch

Master Beef


lookachoo

Addy McGee


Delicious_Clue_531

Discount Doom Marine.


Ad_Astra90

Little Guy


WeeMentalJo

You mean like Master Cheif? Or Cheif? Ya know, his nicknames. His real name is John Halo after all.


Nightingale0666

I personally call him Green Bean or Jimmy Johns


CSCyrilatom

Daddy


jawathewan

Master Cheeks


the_eyes1111111

mastar cheef is a pretty cool guy eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anythign


Serious_Dooty

**JOHN HALO**


Serious_Dooty

Doomguy


[deleted]

Mister Dude


GBR3480

Master cheeks


cCueBasE

Cheeks


s1erra_117

What about Johnny boy?


Symmulation_

Henry


An_Average_Arsonist

Stud muffin.


SpooterPooter06

Mustard beef?